₦airaland Forum

Someone should please caution this woman...


Does she not recognise she's the 1st lady... That position does not tolerate verbal diarrhoea.
Moreso when there are more pertinent issues on the ground!!



The office of Presidency should get it's acts together!


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lonelydora:
Wait, will that man walking survive this? He must be passing through heavy pain now. Chai, I feel for him.

He's lost all his pain receptors.. That's why he's still walking as seen in the picture.. But he will be loosing serum quite quickly and infection complicating electrolyte imbalance, hypothermia will be his concerns in the next 24-48hours.

Survival is rather slim, unfortunately..
He should have a foil blanket cover to keep his body temp!

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Double congratulations.
The wedding and baby on the way
Wish you both a HML and great future for your littl'uns


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Poor welding job..

And also Looks very unarmoured IMHO!!

Any soldier in that machine is a sitting duck waiting to be annihilated!!


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Dad or step-dad



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Reussite:
Such a pretty damsel.
If she was pre-informed before registering that any tag alien to been a maiden would be disqualified then she can't do anything about it.
But the organizers should have just let this one slide & make the rules public from next year instead of embarrassing her this way.

She was well aware of the rules.. When she went for Miss not Ms Ukraine.!!

But chose to carry on after an informal nod from one of the organisers..

She's only out to shake the table and get some notoriety.. As far as I'm concerned she made a faux-pas but hopes to make enough noise to turn the spotlight on organisers.

Miss World organisers have sent in a perfunctory dismissal but babe feels that she can tune up the audio!!

There are several other competitions she could have gone for!!




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HmL. GMB.

But sir, when are you leaving with due apology ??




Your ideas bring more suffering than relief to the masses.

How many of your electorate can easily lay claim to 30yrs of married life, or just 30yrs of relatively healthy life, given your policies in your 2 dispensations as military and democratic ruler?

You are so far removed from the man on the street. You can't feel their pulse as your circumferential sychophants hail you and stop you from communicating effectively.

The other avenue (use of social media) to feel the pulse of your people is to be turned off, through the SMB.

I hope you reflect on the legacy you leave as a leader today and imagine for a fleeting moment,... the intolerable hardship you mete out on the fledgling populace through your policies and address them quickly please.



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jaxxy:
Hahaha I love Nigerians we don’t dull

Nigerians are very patient Bt when Buhari or that rubber stamp senate crosses the line they will know Nigerians are not stupid or cowards.

If we did it for Pdp we can sure do it for Apc.

Disagree

If recent election results are to be analysed.

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Interesting discussion

More Interesting is the different personalities displayed

******The S. A. N. A - - - stupid/silly and not aware of their inherent silliness

******Incorrigible ignoramus

******Truthseekers

******Information givers..


This ecosystem is quite enjoyable to observe.



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Hustle na hustle....

What can I say..

Mmmmmm



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babdap:
Kindly change your name to Dino Malaye or former senator Dino Malaye

He retains the right to be called a Senator Melaye not The honourable Senator Melaye from Kogi??!! !

He keeps it!!


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Hips don't lie.... Rita's





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Kai...
Mr classicman

Kai kai



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Little nerk dishing out some 'clod-ness'.

Our calm disposition is not stupidity or gullibility.

You were eye candy for election purposes..

*****Eye candy don't have an opinion much less talk, smile pretty for the camera is your job description or at most dish out some inspirational nil-point *****


Why she feels that she is relevant and should have a voice is what irks..... after her father's admission to keep his family out of governance

It seems the women need to be drawn back in again, GMB!!! .

BTW if you feel the need to talk, wading into your domestic matters should be your priority.. The little Aisha-gate should keep you busy!!


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Good development

Pan-African strategy.

Weight gain or simply old age---- yet to decide.

God blesses his hands.




Ganduje should pls pay those he owes. ...

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Kai...
Make I look for how to get one myself...


Chai chai


Will this apply to the whole family as well??

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pocohantas:
All with your CONSENT.
None at GUN POINT or THREAT TO YOUR LIFE.

It is not a crime!!

Consent as defined by who... And when

Is the man aware that 4-5 people will appear out of the blue to be fed at his expense, as he's about to open the car door for the lady

Didn't realise courting a lady entailed being threatened at gunpoint or having life-threatening diatribes..


I might have to agree with other gentleman, its all about comportment.



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pocohantas:
They don't ever travel and handle white girls with same mentality, but they come back to Nigeria where anything goes to talk/behave anyhow.

Most white girls will pay part or sometimes for the full meal (going Dutch)
There's no entitlement mentality either till they start procreating and child welfare issues arise.

It's in a minority where the bros have tried to buy their way by promising heaven and earth that have issues. Or clearly a transactional s.. ex relationship.

Our Naija sisters will take along her friends or relatives (pack of hyenas) on a date!! Like who does that.

By the time you're dating her 6 months down the line, you become the automatic minister of home affairs: funding her education/livelihood and that of her entire family


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mezarddinny:
the employer is unserious or she is probably a woman scared that the job seeker will come and take her shine in the office.
Jack Dorsey, the ceo of tweeter uses nose rings and styles his hair in an "unprofessional" manner yet he is still leading a giant company successfully. nigerians and their misplaced priorities

Jack no dey beg to apply.. Is he??

As is your average jobseeker

When you are bossman or bosslady, u fit do as you wish..

HR rules apply to members of staff and not necessarily to job applicants.

Naija and rule book misinterpretation

Covert enquiries are always used.. That phonecall, pregnant pause in a "stylish fishing" convo..


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DMerciful:
I hope I have not been overrating her intelligence

Yes you have sir....

Like who advises this lady

Rather than look thoroughly at the bill and see it for what it is.. To gag people..

Moreso when there are pre-existing laws to deal with cyber-bullying and hate speech..

Why am I surprised??


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120cm by 70cm or 150 by 80
Prefarably with edges trimmed in sequins or fake crystals on a sepia background


What sort of figures will that be please.


Thanks




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healthserve:
Who no know person no fit do am. Na who know person na him go do person.

Those who don't know us well have limits to the wrongs they can do to us. Its those who are close that are always most potent and deadly as their stings comes most times unexpected.

Like I say, our enemies are already condemned, focus on your friends, thats where your focus should be. Our friends are most often the ones we drop down our guards around with, amd therefore should be watched woth great care.

Be Careful with friends. The sting of a friends attacks can last for decades without healing.


I repeat na only who sabi is fit do us


Not a more terrible enemy as a close friend

Word!!!

A frenemy is much worse than an enemy or foe!



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sgtponzihater1:
Doctors should endeavor to leave the very hostile Naija for now and get a real life.

Not absolving Doctors of all the blame though. Back in Naija, I knew Doctors who's main aim was actually to make patients see them as the best, seek their prescription even if its paracetamol, and undermine their colleagues. This jousting is also why Doctors are becoming unpopular before the masses

Who go remain if everyone checks out as you've suggested.
Doctors in diaspora still want trustworthy colleagues they can refer friends and family to, particularly in emergency situations.

You tink say na everybody u fit comot from una village to Obodo Oyinbo??

What about urgent medical help during vacations

What is needed is a sanitisation of the system: govt, ngos, doctors, populace (1ry care prevention) ...... not creating more "Andrews "!!


I've little knowledge of jousting.. I'd think its similar to what is observed in other professions.



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Totally impressed

Have a prosperous practice

Please consider de bono for people in similar circumstances



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To all the MBBS, MB chB degree holders practising Medicine in a hostile environment such as Nigeria, with substandard or non-functioning equipment,....... treating a population who have little preventive medicine education or poor adherence likewise ;,.... having to deal with the diseases resulting from intense poverty or misplaced priorities;......... just trying to make a living despite being surrounded by charming, suave, social media savvy quacks who spoil the "business" and haters who can't get over the fact that JAMB separated the "wheat from the chaff" when vying for admission into medical schools.................

I hail u na..

I twale for una!!

I respect your hard work, dedication and sacrifice..


God bless you all richly for defying the odds..



You patients or relatives... wey dey jump fence to avoid paying u na bills.. U forget say that leg fit break!!
Make I no dish out epe l'epe for you all.



Awon yeye someborrrrry!!




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Queenlovely:
Kano city has a lot to offer. For those who can grab the opportunity

Really

A governor who is yet to pay for different completed contracts/projects whilst micromanaging and second-guessing his staff..

Not sure ma'am.


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Bianca ba?



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franchasng:
Women by nature are wired to forgive a cheating partner while men by nature are configured not to forgive or easily forgive a cheating partner, it is all nature at work even though feminists and gender equality nonsense preachers are trying so hard to make it look otherwise, but we cannot cheat nature.

Hillary Clinton forgave Bill Clinton for cheating, I am sure Bill Clinton wouldn't have been able to forgive Hillary if it was Hillary that cheated on him to his knowledge, that is nature working.


Israeli President cheated on his wife with a staff of the Presidential villa, his wife forgave him and welcomed him with love, I am sure if it was the wife, he wouldn't forgive.

Its not because men don't value their partners but it is in their DNA, and we can only try to make them conform to societal standards created by man, but it will never work for majority of men.

Take a look at animal kingdom, the male lion dare not share the female lions in his den or territory with any other male lion, if any dare, its either one or both of them die fighting whereas one male lion will be the one mating and impregnating all the female lions in its den.


Same applies to goats, poultry, etc, etc.

So my advice to ladies is, once u have made up your mind to cheat on your man, be prepared to end the relationship or marriage if caught because 99.99% of both black, white, Arab or Asian men won't forgive a cheating partner

Hmmmm, I disagree to a point about men being unable to forgive.

If it's a mature relationship and the man identifies that the lady cheated singularly as a consequence of his actions, the avenue of compromise and restitution should be sought. Afterall, no one's is perfect. Its hushed up and let bygones be bygones...

But in cases of unabated coded cheating, I'd say she's got what's coming to her.

He's business savvy

Why have different homes with significant operational or running costs alongside purchase costs?? Moreso in today's world of high entry cost for foreigners, labour and taxation costs!!

A businessman will rather stay a few days in luxury apartments if at all necessary.

He can have real estates bringing in guaranteed market-indexed income across the planet but not necessarily homes.


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That headscarf or oja isn't balancing well.. that She needs both hands to keep the bucket stable... Mba. .. .

She needs neck stabilising exercises... No mata de wind, after the neck enter or retract into the body small, the bucket no go fall!!!

********* Reminiscing ********




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Mizwisdom:
Congratulations. Some med docs own clinics of their own, some have bought houses. If every houz owner in 9ja post pic of their houzez on twitter, how will it look to u

Thank you...

Most of the above things aren't outrightly owned as one will find in Nigeria but on finance!! He misses a few payments with no insurance, its all gone.

Difference is accessible, affordable and readily available cheap finance.



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