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CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Gives Birth To A Baby Boy (Photos) by telkevog(m): 4:02pm On Jun 29, 2020
RPG2020:
Enter house


Buhari 77 and Aisha 49 how many age gap between them lazy younth


And they got married 1989 how old was she then
Your type has slaughtered and burried morality long time ago. Obasanjo is looking for another wife, what are you waiting for? Grab the opportunity and stop envying Regina Daniels!
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Gives Birth To A Baby Boy (Photos) by telkevog(m): 2:20pm On Jun 29, 2020
janedonez:
Congratulations Baby girl. I envy you and share in your joy
You envy her for getting married to her grandfather as the fourth wife. Nonesence and ingredients!
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Gives Birth To A Baby Boy (Photos) by telkevog(m): 2:16pm On Jun 29, 2020
X lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
SportsRe: Philip Otele Shines In Lithuania As He Scores by telkevog(m): 12:12pm On Jun 28, 2020
Mentcee:
that name ehnnn!

na nyansh be the meaning ohhhh....
for those who know...
And no be man nyash, na woman own be Otele (and I just de imagine part of woman nyash)!
RomanceRe: Naughty Plus-size LADY Flaunts Her Incredible Assets On Social Media (PHOTO) by telkevog(m): 8:12am On Jun 27, 2020
...causing tremor and earthquake when moving! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Did You Know Something Crawls Out Of Your Face When You’re Asleep At Night? by telkevog(m): 8:02am On Jun 27, 2020
Are you saying that it survive a hard scrub with sponge and Tetmosol with detol?
CelebritiesRe: Zodwa Wabantu Puts Her Pubic Hair In Plain View During Aerobics(photos) by telkevog(m): 9:31am On Jun 26, 2020
Her pussy self be like say e rotten. Before she no de wear pant, but she wear pant today.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can An Affidavit Be Use To Replace A Missing Primary Six Certificate by telkevog(m): 7:58pm On Jun 23, 2020
francisgodstime:
which court did u do d affidavit? cos am thinking of doing it in a magistrate court opposite my huz I don't know if it will be accepted national wide
Any court of competent jurisdiction, Magistrate or High Court preferably.
SportsRe: Another Sad Day In Football As Top African Striker Dies Of Malaria At Age 25 by telkevog(m): 1:15pm On Jun 23, 2020
Chei, so sad!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can An Affidavit Be Use To Replace A Missing Primary Six Certificate by telkevog(m): 1:09pm On Jun 23, 2020
An affidavit can serve too! I attended Kirikasama Primary School Maiduguri, Borno State. By the time we left because religious crisis, I did not collect my FSLC. At the long run, I deposed to an affidavit to that effect ad I am still using it.
CrimeRe: Car Hijackers Shot Dead (very Graphic) by telkevog(m): 12:59pm On Jun 23, 2020
O' boy, the shooter no wan hear ' shoot bird im mama fly!
RomanceRe: Slay Queen Goes Naked On Social Media by telkevog(m): 12:41pm On Jun 23, 2020
Una go kill una self, not me!
RomanceRe: GRAPHIC!! Are you careful with who you kiss, give mouthaction and sleep with? by telkevog(m): 8:35pm On Jun 21, 2020
Hmmmmm!
RomanceRe: Teenage Girl Comes Under Fire After Showing Off Her Panties In A Picture by telkevog(m): 3:31pm On Jun 21, 2020
DontBullshitMe:
RAPIST.
NUDIST
RomanceRe: Teenage Girl Comes Under Fire After Showing Off Her Panties In A Picture by telkevog(m): 3:22pm On Jun 21, 2020
If they rape this one now, they begin shout!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: If You Have Any Of These Qualifications,you Are Eligible To Apply For Npower Job by telkevog(m): 3:14pm On Jun 20, 2020
That's cool!
RomanceRe: Only In Ashawo House You Will Hear These by telkevog(m): 5:59am On Jun 19, 2020
Finnese001:
1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth

2. Oga do fast nah

3. See this Osho free man, u like better to but you no want pay money

4. Make am 5k nah, I go fvck you well

5. You never releasehuh Has!!!

6. Na only fvck you pay for oo, no dey touch my breast

7. Bros abeg do, make I go hustle

8. Customer, customer how far nah.

9. Add 1k make I suck your prick.

10. See your small prick ( chuckles).

11. Wetin nah, since you dey do this thing you never cum, Toto dey pepper me abeg.

12. How much you give me wey you dey find doggyhuh

13. Come I will do you well today.

14. Abeg get up, e don do, naso una go dey take tramadol.

15. Na your mama leg you want Carry up, abeg respect yourself.

16. Wetin you drink comehuh

17. Oga people dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.

18. No carry that condom comot here oo, no be una go use do juju.

19. Na talk you want talk abi na fvck.

20. Hian!!! Abeg I no dey kiss.

21. Na on top 1500 you want change stylehuh

22. No dey turn turn me like that Biko.

23. Oga I swear if this condom burst, you must bring money for medicine oo.

24. Oga yellow come fvck better Toto.

25. Fine boy come nah, I will do you from the back.

26. Abeg I no dey suck prick for 2k.

27. Wait make I see that boil for your prick, na so una go dey carry disease.

28. This one don pass short time oo

29. Oga abeg use condom, abi you want share goloria give mehuh

30. Hang your cloth for that nail

31. This your prick big oo, you go add money cheesy


Add your own
This is experience speaking!
But OP, you must have visited many Ashawo and many Hotels because all these 31 comments were not made in one or two occasions or even by one or two Ashawo. Seems you are a regular client to many Ashawos! grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ajimobi Still Alive, Media Aide Confirms by telkevog(m): 9:39pm On Jun 18, 2020
I hear you! They wan clone am. Another Ajimobi may emerge from APC's 'Clone Shop' sooner than later..

If you quote me ee, you will realize that thunder is still working.

Meanwhile, I wish he recuperates!
CelebritiesRe: Williams Uchemba "Adopts" 18-year-old Apprentice Carpenter by telkevog(m): 5:47pm On Jun 18, 2020
Better give him some capital to find his Furniture business and continue on his own, than distracting him with promises of heaven and earth in the name of adoption and later disappoint him.
How can you say you are adopting an 18yr old man?
BusinessRe: Land Of Business "Aba" My First Experience.... Photos Attached by telkevog(m): 12:23pm On Jun 16, 2020
Aba is a great economic city. There are still more to explore!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Goni In Borno by telkevog(m): 6:51pm On Jun 13, 2020
jaxxy:
No strategy to degrade them completely. To imagine their leader has not even been caught should tell u Smtn is wrong.
Even the said leader Shekau has been killed countless times and he keeps reappearing. Who knows how many Shekaus they have!
HealthRe: Doctors In The House I Need Help,boil On My Testicles(graphic Picture) by telkevog(m): 4:04pm On Jun 13, 2020
Any lady seen in this thread should be banned because you girls cannot show us your thing when you have problem there.

Meanwhile, Op sorry. Get well soon!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Goni In Borno by telkevog(m): 1:02pm On Jun 13, 2020
bigiyaro:
boko boys will never finish becos, NA only kill in audio-shpere , while bubu is busy recycling, reinvigorating and releasing the ones captured.
You are right bro, recycling! Book Haram are the only repentant criminals in this country that is forgiven an reintegrated into the society, hence the recycling. God is watching!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Goni In Borno by telkevog(m): 12:50pm On Jun 13, 2020
I want to ask; how many are these Book Haram in number? We've hearing and reading news of these people being neutralized by Nigerian Army and The Air Force. To think they still exist is something else!
RomanceRe: Ladies, What's The First Thing You Check Out On A Guy? by telkevog(m): 8:18am On Jun 13, 2020
luscioustrish:
Personality, vibes, bulge in the middle cheesy grin grin grin
Wait o, 'bulge in the middle' are you talking about the third leg?
At least with that I ... grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Put Cocaine On Their Manhoods When Having Sleeping With Ladies by telkevog(m): 7:59am On Jun 13, 2020
Don't mind her. She has nothing to tell the world, only what she is good at i.e enjoying the dick of Nigerian men!
CrimeRe: Muhammad Alfa Who Raped 40 Women In 1 Year In Kano Arrested By Police by telkevog(m): 10:37am On Jun 11, 2020
They no go convict this one, instead they go beg am to stop then give am award for the records!
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu's Coronavirus Treatment Complicated By Kidney Failure - SR by telkevog(m): 3:43am On Jun 10, 2020
Some people will still come to tell me that 'he is faking it'. Let's learn to see serious matters as serious.

Get well soon OVI!
RomanceRe: Fans Left Shocked As Zodwa Wabantu Cleans Her House Pantyless by telkevog(m): 7:36am On May 29, 2020
This is trash!

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