₦airaland Forum

Lol.

The comments here ...

Why is it so unbelievable?

Frankgenius213:
I know bro.I know its not easy

Nothing good comes easy.

Money answers all things. But don't let your love of it become the root of evil in your life. Not sin, but evil.

Wait.

Did you just say you spoke to your "step dad whom you trust" about this?

mhizesther:
This lump is really painful nd has been there for almost aweek.....at first I thought it was just boil.... Last week I had this huge blood clot on my lap...I woke up nd met it there.....now the blood has cleared but there's something like a button there whenever I touch it....pls I just need any medical practitioner in this field to tell me what's going on...I'm too scared to visit the hospital I'm so scared of cancer

Please go to a hospital. People on nairaland can't diagnose accurately because they can't see it.

A doctor will be able to look at it and run tests on fluids from it, if necessary.

You're scared of something that probably isn't even a cancer. Early diagnosis is always best.

Aaronsrod:
The doctors are unwise and should not interfere with Gods Plan. The child is born deformed as a punishment from God. It is a curse against the parents. They have not the wisdom to judge what God has wrought. Woe be unto them!

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Heaven.

Kingsleyumeh007:
Based on logistics, am not the one starting the business. Just a friend who is ready to invest in Abuja

And that's why he should be ready to pay for this. Nothing good in business comes free.

Will you be ready to pay consultancy fees?

Rtopzy:
They don't knw the difference

Likely caused by incorrect pronunciation and wrong verbiage. And generally just bad English.

Hearing smells.

Perceiving odors.

Wearing hear rings.

Shush=church.

Etc

But then it's not their mother tongue, so why should they bother communicating properly?

Fortissimo502:
I really don't understand why some people spell it as kneel.

But then, such people tend to knee down.

Bollinger:
More reason i do not understand s.tupid people. What has your comment have to do with your earlier unintelligible one? Smh.

Some people don't know when they've been dismissed for stupidity.

Bollinger: blah blah blah blah yap yap yap bark bark

Go face your wife and kids.

Bollinger:
Not really. The problem is I don't usually understand s.tupid people.

Sure you aren't the stupid one? At your age?

Face your wife and kids and stop looking for attention.

Bollinger:
Me too. I don't understand one damn thing you wrote. I think you are trying too hard to sound intelligent.

I still think you're​ not intelligent.

exeasy:
Lol. I guess you took my quote the wrong way. My comment meant no harm. Apologies. But admiration births innovative ideas too.

Sure, but admiration so far hasn't birthed innovative ideas among Africans.

Education is the first step. Support is the next.

There's nothing big about what we see around us. My post is about the derogatory posts encountered on threads where Nigerians try to "invent" things. If you educated these inventors, they would do better.

bukynkwuenu:
bros no vex what has ever been your own contribution in Africa or in your life ....even with your over 700 NL post

I actually have contributions.

I'm not sure about you. Hence you resort to looking at the "700" posts. Is that how contribution is measured to you?

Visit customer care.

exeasy:
Seriously, I don't understand what you just wrote.

Nobody said you would.

ishowdotgmail:
So I came back from work, so exhausted. As I opened the door, I saw a creature jumped down from the ceiling over my head. I calmly looked at it very well and it resemble a spider with a stinger to me.


I had no other option than kill the bastard oo

Who can identify this?

Cc: Lalasticlala fynestboi

Lol.

What a gross creature.

It looks like a spider with some sort of bait or huge mandibles on its face. Or some other termite like insect.

It's color is like a signal. It's either very dangerous or lives among fruits.

How big was it?

Very soon some Nigerians that can't prove why f=ma will come round to tell everybody who cares to read how"this is real technological advancement, this is what real technology is, not the funny looking rockets the Southerners produce!"

Right. Good luck to you moaners. You won't see the change in Africa until Africans begin to act instead of just admiring stuff from overseas.

The funniest thing I've seen is a Nigerian seeing fictitious machinery in a movie and actually believing it's really out there somewhere in America.
Absolutely disgusting.

The saints.

OlaMiki:
like going backward from 1960 abi !!! mumu tin

Isn't he still going backwards instead of forwards? Inept thing.

sarrki:
Hmmmmm

Gej not that the government is after you and your family alone

You are the immidiate past president so all the search light will be directed at you.

One would expect buhari to investigate properly all the administrations he was involved in himself. They should be fresh on his mind.

ewa26:
early morning egg spaghetti

What the what.

gbegemaster:
That's the way sir. No matter how high you get in Christianity you should never stop seeking God. May the oil bring gladness and ministerial fulfillment.

There are many against you but God is with you.

How do you know the bolded?

Don't exalt the preacher, don't exalt the Pew.

Preach the gospel simple, fair and true.

Trust in God.

Blind servitude gets nobody anywhere.

ultraprime:
I've been seeing this insect around for a while but I'm not certain of what it actually is. It has something like a movable abdomen. Do you know what it's named?

Yeah, what actually are these things? Actually curious about what the things are.

Do you know they don't die if you hit them, unless you smash them or spray them?


Lalasticlala, come see this weird creature. I mean, this very long six-legged snake with a movable buttock.

mhisbliss:
this is very sad, is it that he has no family or relative surviving? Why is he this neglected, and instead of someone feeling sorry for him and his predicament, they're busy neglecting him more, like the tribal bigot (FTC guy), who should have kept quiet if he has nothing reasonable to say

The man must have family who abandoned him for unknown reasons.

lovediehatelive:
please throw more light on this

Since you have such metal capacity, creating a dream room where you store things​should be easy.

Falana: NIA Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Play On The Intelligence Of Nigerians

Isn't the above the point of a national intelligence?

Lol.

The man is funny though.

Nose tomorrow. Lol . How do his haters get into these unfortunate exchanges?

Lol.

How is this even news?

What do these people do for a living? Are they like celebrities or just people off a debauched pseudo-reality show?