Fadiga24:
Africa is cursed!

The same continent you hailed from and raised at.
How will some people make it when they say awful stuffs about their origin.
When Americans wake up, they Say God Bless America
When the British wakes up, they say God Bless The Queen
But a Moronic African wakes up, he says exactly what u just posted above.
..... and at the end of the day, they travel to foreign land to lick the white man's sore for money.
no offence but that statement actual make u seem like a Bast*rd to me sir.

Obas101:

when you are living on your own nd you have bills to pay and other ish you will understand. Besides you need to grow on that for better livelihood by investing.

I'm not just living alone, I'm married.

It might even interest you that i dont even get up to that when i started living on my own as a bachelor.


Even some Family don't earn up to that, they still manage to put their homes in order and you can't even notice until they tell u

So bro, get a spending manager if u are unable to manage expenses so well.

People like u will keep waiting till one big million falls down before achieving "something" when you can actually build "something" out of the little you have or earn. No offence bro.

Kendroid:


Someone that sells Ponmo has a 70% chance of making it than someone on a govt. payroll.

A woman that fries akara, yam and plantain in my street has 90% chance than someone who works for the govt. A govt. worker only eats when govt. pays salary.

Do you know what kills those who are on a Govt Payroll mostly? They believe it will keep coming like that every month so saving isn't really an option

while that plantain seller uses her head, saving all she could cos she knows when that money is not properly managed, business is dead.

EgunMogaji:



I've personally owned over 100 vehicles. Registered in my name, stored in my house and insured in my name

No opportunity for sliding here at all. None. No technicality allowed either. None.

The way some people lie is enough for God to strike the earth with thunder.
God help us

Obas101:

You must be high. I make about 60k monthly and i barely sustain myself with it in a month.

That is your own personal view and livelihood bros.
You cant compare his own area with yours actually.
But if you are at an average nigerian city, you earn up to 60k monthly and you actually find it hard to sustain yourself with it in a month, then u actually need a spending manager. Go hire one.

Some people needs serious discipline when it comes to Living and expenses.

sorextee:
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And hope u know u cant spend more Dan a 100 dollars. And Alipay is no longer working... Lastly, its only gtb ND access bank cards can work on Ali express. If u get any or both accounts, then u re good to go.

I use UBA debit card on Aliexpress. Just that their rate is kinda High.

Abi this OP no well ni?
This is a normal Bum na. what got people talking in it?
She even put one leg forward so the thing go come out.
OP needs to see the outside world Sincerely.

fiizznation:
Africans though, you will never see this type of barbarism in civilized countries.

Oga, civilised countries do have proper planning and good economy so hunger isn't an option except if you are naturally lazy. so oyinbo man wont have to go into another's farm to steal cassava.

and if that happens, The farmer would hav gunned him down then call the cops for a breach of his property.

eyeview:

You will carry a baby for 9 months, go thru a very painful near death delivery of a son.
You will sacrifice so much of yourself to provide for him.
You will train him thru school to man hood.
He will then marry a girl who will turn his heart away and call u a witch. You will become paralysed even before your old age and she will drag you thru the floor and call you a witch for being paralyzed.
And your son will encourage her because he doesn't want to be a foolish man by your standards. Amen.

AMEN! AMEN!! AMEN!!!

Won ti fi Eko han e..... Meaning... Dey don Show u Lagos

I don't know how long you hav been in Lasgidi but but you have just been officially welcomed.

Sorry bro. it can happen to anyone. I pray you recover your loss.

And the StVpid pretenders will start criticising her!

Make sure you do your findings about the area/Neighborhood u choose i.e come back there probably in the evening and ask questions..
Beware of a neighborhood with Rampant robberies.

You are right sir. it's 1 din. :-(

I saw a picture online, they converted the space in between the dash and gearbox into a DVD chamber. Is there a way u could fix this for me as well?
Pic Attached.

Bless you sir.
Here is a specimen...

Fogman:
Available

Nice job boss.
U guys have been talking about top class vehicles, what about us that dont drive those yet? Any remedy for us

is it possible to get a DVD navi system for a Nissan Primera P11 (1999 model)?
If yes, please how much will it cost. thank u sir.

GloriaNinja:
LOL DEPRESSION WILL EVENTUALLY MAIM AND KILL A MODAFU$CKER LIKE YOU, WHO IS BRAWLING WITH YOU? GRAMMAR KILLER, I BET YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE STUPID BOYS THAT THROW TANTRUM ONLINE BUT IN REAL LIFE IS IMPOTENT AS FU$K, YOU WILL REMAIN IMPOTENT FROM NIGHT TILL DAWN, IT'S BETTER YOU START NOW TO CAST OUT THE DEMONS INSIDE YOU, YOUR FELLOW GUYS ARE MAKING DOUGH AND BEING SUCCESSFUL,, HERE YOU ARE LIKE A SHAMELESS HE-GOAT THROWING TANTRUMS, I PITY THE WOMB AND WASTED SPERM THAT BROUGHT A CURSE LIKE YOU INTO THIS PLANET. IMPOTENT NIGGA, I PITY YOU CAUSE YOU HAVE NO LIFE, PATHETIC SOB.

lol. she actually didnt reply in time so i wont feel she sleeps on Nairaland.
The way you beef like an High School kid giggles me.
Lets take your words one by one shall we?
Firstly, when u are matured enough, you will learn the fact that making unreal beefs sounds moronic. I am married with kids, i hav my own job. and in my leisures, i come online to have fun and teach spoilt kids like u a lesson so how does the trash u posted up there apply to me? Come, bring your bloody pVssy and see how impotent i am. id*ot

Now lets take you for instance, Firstly, u are a kid, a stVpid one to be precise. your thinking ability shocked me to the point of feeling sorry for your Mum. ladies like u who get flared up when they are bn asked to settle down are the ones who gets to be the professional b*tch later on.

I make my own money. you are getting yours in a bitchy way. pVssy money making stVpid motherfVcking b*tch. u are no better than those b*tches i dole out little cash to.
U think you can stand me in real life? U spend your whole life online and u are here preaching to me about some guys making money, what do you know about making legitimate money? u think everyone makes their money through PVssy? no wonder u think settling down and marriage is a sin. stVpid little sl.u.t.

I never meant to do all this, i only talked about your not negative view about marriage but since u v proven to show how useless you are naturally (either you weren't trained from home or your useless mama never bothered about the basic training) then u leave me no choice.

Gloria, the CAPITAL LETTERED b*tch, how much for the night

i like the smell of useless ladies not eva thinking about marriage or settling down. without them, the world aint gonna be sweet for the adulterous bastards. I Hope u get infected soon. B*tch.

GloriaNinja:
I DON'T NEED A SOOTHSAYER TO KNOW YOU ARE FRUSTRATED AND JOBLESS, FROM THE GET-GO, YOU SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WHO IS DELIRIOUS AND MENTALLY DERANGED, BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT SOONER O BY VISITING THE LUNATIC ASYLUM BEFORE THINGS DETERIORATES, WHY DON'T YA ADVISE YOUR SISTERS OR ANY RELATIVE IF YOURS FIRST BEFORE JUMPING INTO PEOPLE'S MENTION TO PICK ON THEM? LIKE I SAID BEFORE, REMEDY YOUR MESSED UP LIFE FIRST BEFORE POKE-NOSING INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S AFFAIR, YUP I'M LOL BECAUSE YOU ARE A DUMB NIGGA WITH NOTHING TO OFFER, IF YOU ARE A FAILURE IN LIFE LIKE YOU ARE ALREADY, CYANIDE AND THE LAGOON IS ALWAYS AN OPTION FOR YA, YOU DON'T SOUND MENTALLY HEALTHY, SO I SUGGEST YA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU ROAM ON THE STREET UNCLAD LIKE A BOMBO CLAD, LOL, I'M HERE TO CATCH FUN AND COMMENT, AND MAY YOU CONTINUE TO KILL YOURSELF AND DRINK PANADOL OVER ANOTHER PERSON'S HEADACHE, EVENTUALLY OVERDOSE OF THE PANADOL U TAKE OVER ANOTHER PERSON'S MATTER WILL KILL YA, SO DAMN YA, GO TO HELL AND ROT THERE YOU COWARD.

lol. she has replied again Jobless quick replying little b*tch
what are we saying, what is she typing
Take a break, Read what you typed above.. ask yourself.. Do you make any sense? You just type what comes into your brain and with capitals, no wisdom whatsoever. what is the difference between you and a donkey now she come top all the jaggons up with Capital letters Who will read all those trash, them curse u with capital letters? abi Caps lock don damage on your device. Ode.

I bet LAGOON will be included in the trash u posted above. Marine spirited b*tch.

Dont quote me if u wont type sensibly. typing with capitals all through makes you look like a typical Id*ot. i hate brawling with f**lish little girls.

GloriaNinja:
LOL, SAYS THE BROKE FOOL WHO USE INTERNET MEDIUM TO DISPLAY HIS FRUSTRATED MEANINGLESS LIFE, MAYBE THAT'S HOW YOUR SISTERS USED THEIR OWN BAD ATTITUDE IN THEIR HUSBAND'S HOUSE, E DAY PAIN YOU A LOT TO THE EXTENT OF INVADING INTO PEOPLE'S MENTION TO SHOW-CASE YOUR FRUSTRATION, I KNOW SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER BUT IN YOUR CASE, IT IS AN ANSWER, AS I SAID BEFORE, JUMP INTO THE LAGOON, LOL WAIT FOR ME TILL WHEN I CARE, SO NIGGA KILL YA SELF!!!! AND WAIT FOR ME TO FRY A YAM.

She actually started with "lol" so people won't feel she is frustrated
There are some strange things about u, the fact that u post in capitals all through everytime makes me wonder, i decided to check out your profile and posts, your meaningless comments on threads makes me conclude you are one of those stVpid little kids on socials, no wonder you post in CAPITALS all through.

I wonder how you get to reply so fast, little sis, u get job so nah u dont. u must be a Jambite. u spend all your mise.rable time here.

lol. I dont have a sis, and if i do, they wont have a shallow thought like u do, otherwise we would have donated them to the needy, no one wants your type, a typical useless bastard for a sis or a daughter. if your mama no marry or if she has a dum.b reasoning like you do, u think say she go giv birth to u? who knows, u might uave been born out of wedlock anyway so it s obvious if the thinking is hereditary. no offence.

A woman with an unreasonable thinking like you is of no use. dig dat?

One of your Family must have jumped into that Lagoon once, cos i dunno why u keep talking about it every now and then.

what has frying a yam got to this with what we are discussing here, here i am telling her how useless she is and she is telling me she wants to fry a yam. stVpid little girl Now go cry to your Mama.

GloriaNinja:
YOU HAVE JUST ENTERED THE LIST OF STUPID EEJITS I HAVE COME ACROSS, DO YOUR HIDEOUS SELF A FAVOUR AND JUMP INTO THE LAGOON, AM NOT FRUSTRATED AS YOU ARE.

This one that your comments are coming with capital letters. easy na. are we fighting? lolzz. am only saying facts, if you are pained then good for you.
Your "Jumping into lagoon" seems to be the trending abuse in your house cos you have repeated it so many times. we all know who is frustrated here.
Na this your bad manners no allow u stay for husband house. Gloria, be careful o.
stop posting in capitals, it makes u look like an Idi*t.
sorry if that hurts

GloriaNinja:
WHY ARE YOU DRINKING PANADOL OVER ANOTHER PERSON'S HEADACHE? NAWAO, NIGERIANS AND THEIR LOVE TO INVADE PEOPLE'S PRIVACY ON THE INTERNET, FIX YOUR OWN LIFE FIRST JARE. MOFOS TAKING INTERNET SO SERIOUS, I COMMENT TO HAVE FUN WHILST YOU OVER-THINK OVER ANOTHER PERSON'S LIFE, I PITY YOUR IGNORANCE SHA. ABI U WAN JUMP INTO THE LAGOON?

For your mind now, u don talk finish o. clap for yourself. she even write am in CAPITALS. lol.
Your privacy.. and you posted it online. see Intelligence.
Well, I actually didn't comment for you to change, i don't deal with totally brainwashed humans. i did commented because of the innocent women whom might want to practise the uselessness u termed behavior or might want to follow the same dirty/arrogant path.

GloriaNinja:
CHAI, THIS IS WHY I HATE ANYTHING MARRIAGE, SEE HIS HEAD LIKE CONE, HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE A SACRIFICIAL LAMB, HIS TYPE IS CAPABLE OF MURDER.

U hate anything like marriage? Instead of u to pray and tell your creator to give you your own RIGHT man so you will have peace and happiness for the rest of your life. stay there and no marry u hear, your young age dey deceive you.

EFE WON!

sleepyeyez:

dey there dey blow english! the world knows her! who knows you?!

Epic

femiyonse:
....no Na 10.30pm

U are too intelligent.

Make i go buy fuel. Guess eviction time is usually 7

Tomorrow na Tommorow's birthday

lol. dat mugu is drunk

I found something surprising this morning during their discussion.

EFE: I know i sing off-key but that doesn't stop me from singing!

..... Oga, Tell me, what are you singing then
...and he wants to record and shoot musical video if he wins.
No offence Team Efe but una sure say this dude no go waste the money assuming he won now?

toseen7:
7pm

Thanks pal

abeg what time is it likely they start eviction? NEPA don fVck up, make i manage the small fuel to watch am when it s about starting?

PrincessKab:
You're welcome. I'm a lady though

Oops. Please forgive me.