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Mediator97:
this is one of the main reason why i avoid all this relationships until am ready for marriage. girls are just like that.

Make Hay while the sun shines dude. you can only know a real woman right now when you are not ready, "Now" is when u can open your eyes and look into your Future House from its foundation. by the time u start looking when u are ready, u ll find out you are in a rush hour.

buharisbae:
wow this is awesome Buh I must be blunt the exterior is bad buhh the interior excellent! more grease to ur elbow op! I'm gonna build mine by God grace Amen

click like if u believe

Come on sis. just because u dont like it doesn't make it BAD! Your own taste is different from the OP's. if u don't like it, go and build yours

Stop attaching poverty with growing from childhood to adulthood... Either rich or not, u tend to go through a lot of change when you are growing up. or skins and body framework differs.

Davido grew up with silver spoon, why does he look that way?

please use your discretion and apply wisdom before making such claims

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Jesus! Korede bello, am happy for you o!!

Nova15:
Haven't you guys heard that sex is actually an awesome stress reliever?

Dude, you are not tired to the brim. if you go through enough stress that caused u weakness all over, you will look at your gf/wife and smile at her attractiveness and doze off or you will just find out your stuff wont even rise.

PoliticalThuG:
He will be called "omo jo Igbo"

why? E mean say yoruba guys no fit fine again?

"Omo Jo Ibo" are the Yoruba brothers with the looks of a very thick Bread. those kinda guys with the giant/scary looks of thugs.... They are not necessarily handsome most times.

Am i the only one who feels the OP is FAT :-(

UyiIredia:
Upon all the money. See as she thin like toothpick.

Them tell u say na money dey make person fat?
Haven't u seen so many suffering people with plump stature?
You have still got a lot to learn bro. no offence

Slitman:
It seems mercy is one of your long time crush. Lol

crush? lol. nah! i only expressed what i saw in the pictures. none look appealing to me. not a fan of hairless women.

Slitman:
OGE'S BALD HEAD IS JUST TOO DOPE. . . . MERCY JOHNSON HEAD TOO BIG . . . FATHIA BALOGUN CARRY YAM FOR BACK OF HER HEAD . . I'M GIVING IT TO OGE OKOYE

Lile seriously WTF!!
u mean the Okoye's shaved head with a resemblance of a cancer patient is dope?
Mercy Johnson looks like those core african women.
Nothing to say for fathia. Blood of Zachariah.
Hair is one of the greatest beauties of women

i dont harm women... wait did u say 10M? YES I WILL. Jeez i dont even know her. she is a naija girl, she will even beg me to slap her when she knows the amount involved so we can share it later after the slap show

stigmond:
Not been brainwashed.... Best reason is known to me. I fit give you her number. So you can check for your self. The type of guy I am, I don't think any girl can cheat me on me... And you can never sleep with my type of gf. Get that right bro.

Dude. u are so much in love. i feel you! and at the same time i feel for you!! Even committed and conk married people cheat, not to talk of a mere Bf/Gf relationships.

The day e go happen, your jaw go drop down, u no go fit pull am back to normal position.
One word for you! Be careful.

splendinho:
Have never in my life been frustrated by a bank as today... UBA for over a week have refused to issue me an ATM after several attempts. Been tossed from. One branch to another... I will not advice anybody to use UBA as their primary account... To transfer my cash via their useless form still didnt go through all cos of one customer care who doesn't know her job.. UBA is worse

Relax bro. just because u had some issues with a bank doesnt mean the bank is totally bad. out of every 100 customers, there will always be abt 2 to 5 unhappy ones. No bank is the best, none is the worst as well.

isbish:
What a woman can do, a man can do better. Nothing strange about it. What's strange about me backing my child and going anywhere if my wife isn't available to do that. Afterall, she took that child in her womb for 9 good months. A great father in my opinion.

A rope would fit a goat but will look awkward on a dog's neck

A chain would be perfect for a dog but it doesnt make sense when worn on a goat!

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OP. always try and make a perfect research and educate yourself first before you post stuffs like this.

1. Developers aren't stup*d. if you have ever handled an unremovable battery device, then you should know if your phone freezes, pressing and holding the Power button for some seconds will restart the phone.

2. water Damage.. U made a good point here, however, i dont think it s a good idea letting water on my device even if the battery is removable.

3 & 4. Dude please dont get this twisted, when they say it s an unremovable battery, it doesnt mean your battery is permanently embedded, just that you cant just pop the back cover open and remove it. u can always unscrew the device and detach the connected pins from the battery. and i dont think u ll be doing this since your battery is not damaged.
why should u remove your batteries anyway? what for? the world has moved past the days of having 4 nokia batteries to operate a single tecno phone. u can always use a powerbank if u have to get more juice on the phone.
U might not even replace your battery till u get tired of a smartphone if you have a good one. i dont think anyone ever complain of iphone's unremovable battery, so does Infinix hot notes too

5. Untraceable... u can only trace a phone with a sim card beneath it, which links the device up with the nearest mast available to trace the latitude/longitude the phone is actually at. if u can trace a device switched off with no sim attached, then maybe wizardry and JUJU is involved.

u have 94MB per seconds of data speed and the 54MB file you are downloading is struggling to reach half (still at 20mb) even after the time you took in making the screenshot?

OP. please be smart. ok?!

The way some people gets brainwashed by some religious fanatics is so damn alarming. But why?!

Lattop:
Lubbish

mtcheeeeew

Why? u fine reach half of anyone wey dey in the pictures? stop condemning others.

Lattop:
Lubbish

mtcheeeeew

Why? u fine reach half of anyone wey dey in the pictures? stop condemning others.

greenhulk:
Bros something is wrong with ur powerbank and it is not giving accurate reading. This is not rocket science, if u have 5 oranges and ate 2 of them will u still have 5 oranges? IMPOSSIBLE. So how can ur powerbank have 45% battery left and u charge a 2,400mah phone from 0-80 and u still have 45% left on ur powerbank. Haba Bros. Ur powerbank is transferring current from itself into ur phone, that is about 2,000ma current transfered to charge ur phone from 0-80 plus some extra energy lost in the course of charging. Where did all that energy come from if ur supposedly 15,000mah powerbank did not drop a single 1%?.

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Those are the kinda powerbanks that drops from 45% to 1% all of a sudden :-)

krooskanta:
fvck!! I'm saying it slows down like a horror movie

This is normal for a congested server. whenever i experience this i move to a corner of my crib where 3.5G (indicated by a + after the H signal) is strong.

i tire for some people sha.



Did u check the apps that are installing updates automatically?

You are only concerned about what you are currently downloading, what about the rest of the apps consuming data in the background?

Did u bother to check your Data usage and consumption in settings and see how much u used?

i have come to realise that most people crying of data scam are the ignorant ones who never bothers about how much data they are consuming.
Sincerely, some people still needs tutorial on using a smartphone. no offence.

i took the liberty of trying out the 500mb last nite just to see how true is this scam by resetting my data and then subscribing. checkout the screenshot below. after it stopped working.

The service has been programmed for a data cap of 500mb, it cant cheat you as long as there is no error in the core system. Stop complaining. check yourself first.

I did as well, just 2 days ago.. with a smiling face.
Now on Airtel. i pray they dont go numb sooner too.

Kindly add me as well 08164204212

i ll offer 200, provided there is nothing serious to be fixed. where is your location? let me know if you are ok with it sir.

You can start a business without borrowing but you can hardly make a huge business that quenches poverty without borrowing (very rare) . except if

1. Your father is a millionaire or has a good source of income that is ready to dash you for free
2. You are a 419 or its varies
3. You played lotto/baba ijebu
4. Your source of money is questionable

.....No one brought money from Heaven, you wanna make a successful huge business, that involves risks, and such risk involves capitals, and that capital will never grow on trees, you will have to source for it i.e BORROW!! Ask the successful businessmen

earpiece? that is still very much better. You should be grateful you didn't end up buying a wrapped Fufu instead bro. ask some experienced ones here on Nairaland. sorry about it.

Topccy007:
O boy! I hope the baby's first and second birthday were celebrated while she was still womb chilling?

She will be three on her first birthday on earth....

That's amazing....

the word is BIRTHDAY oga. the DAY he was given BIRTH to. so what ar u saying?

Airforce1:
you've not said anything at all.

Actually i did. just that the intelligence and maturity isnt enough to grasp it. keep circling round the post maybe once every 3 months until you pick something out of it bro.

I think i do understand the OP. Almost all boys go through this particular stage in life, you feel your bae is the prettiest in the world according to your eyes. Some reasonings do change as maturity sets in.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder anyway, with the head structure and appearance, i will still rate the other lady in the picture over the girl in question.