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Evergreen4:
Nigeria, biafra, Oduduwa republic, Niger delta repblic, arewa republic. I don travel sha

Lol. I see u travel a lot

Have you ever travelled out of your home country? If yes, where?
Let me kick it off....

Malaysia

Egypt

Thailand

Ghana

Togo

Benin Republic...

i still hope to visit other places provided there is time and resources.
over to you guys

Like seriously? A brand new of this goes for 145-150k around here. it should even be more cheaper in Lagos.

Op, are u just hot tempered or you just wish to pick people and insult them? Na so them dey sell market? You need to learn how to relate with people and control your temper. who might want to have a deal with u with this attitude?
it actually makes people wonder if it is actually a stolen property. sorry.

By the way, no one is gonna buy that old thingy u referred to as few weeks old for that amount. Start riding your stuff yourself k.

PresVA:
Why do a lot of people mention crime when things are tough? Like that's d only way? Try crime and see where it lands you na..mtcheeew

I understand things are hard but crime will make things worse... I wish you the best and hope things get better for you. ..

what is this one writing na? was that what he posted? is English that very hard to comprehend?

Go back and read it again.

1986 Honda Prelude
Learnt how to drive with it as well. served me for so many years before it got old on me.

CountDracula:
Where is the said "child"? U expect me to believe dat dis one got pregnant and a healthy baby came out of dis one... *rolls eyes*

Oh My God! some people get bad mouth sha

This guy is sharing his GF with her Sugar Daddy A.K.A Uncle.

Do u know that this particular prank can as well land u a hot slap or a deep bite? playing with other people's emotion might not be funny sometimes, especially women. lolz

infinix Hot Note pro



*Pros
Excellent Battery life
comfortable and satisfactory



*Cons
No capacitive touch key lights

Back in the days, folded scripts (Sorry i dont know the right name for them) written with feathers and ink was what we read from. and am sure that was where the bible was originated from.

why not tell the pastors to read from that at this century? now that technology is more advanced, now it s a sin reading an e-bible? Hypocrisy!

Technology has gone beyond just the way it used to be. in the old times, The pastor preaches to the congregation in his loudest voice but now, amplifiers and microphone has taken over, How many pastors go around the neighborhood for evangelism now? They ll go to media houses to broadcast the Gospel of Jesus and winning more souls.. The same applies to The Bible, just because the world has gotten into an advanced stage, does that makes a pastor reading a bible passage from his Tab a sinner?

kingsman66:
my brother the heart of man is evil,thinking about what will happen to your account if you die is very annoying and devish.........please I advise you stop thinking towards that direction, you will live long and see your children children say Amen to that

Oh No! not again. Them don put religion stuff enter am.

Bros, whether you like it or not. either you think about it or not. you will eventually DIE at your own time.
Thinking about it won't bring you death, neither does "Not Thinking about it" extend your days in life.

Do you know how many people die daily and haven't even thought about this particular topic for once? Where does their funds go?

The OP just asked a very intelligent question. why not learn from intelligent comments.

AlienStar:
I can never advise you to divorce her esp since she is not infidel... This generation forgot that marriage must have it's ups & down, it ain't a bed of roses. And you should know that she knew her siblings b4 you (I'm ain't justifying her o, buh it's the reality) so it may be easy for them to manipulate her esp as she's the last born! So now copy does recordings to your phone (as proof) and ask her about it, tell that this is her home that she shouldn't allow her siblings to run it for her to avoid expensive mistake. I think you shouldn't invite a 3rd party and always pray together ("cause the family that prays together, stays 2geda".)

What is this one saying?
Did you read the story? did you digest it?
What else do you want him to expect from such marriage?
Is it until he dies of food poisoning or hangs himself?
can't you see he is no more a man? he has lost the dignity and respect of manhood.

A little feces at the edge of the plate of your food that you decided to clean up or look away from and continue eating , if your eyes could, can your mind do the same?


OP, you are in the midst of enemies. You want a peace of mind for the rest of your life? you v gotta walk away brother. Yorubas will say " Ti olorun ba ti fi ota eni han eni, ko tun le pani mo" meaning When God decides to reveal your enemies to you, they shouldn't be able to harm/kill you anymore... that is if you do the needful. you are currently in a death sentence cage, not marriage!

Marrying a Bad wife? quite manageable, but marrying from a Bad Family? then you are a living corpse, trust me.

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Okijajuju1:
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I was not involved o!!




But which kind yeye native doctor still dey ask for human head in 2016?

And since when wey Ghanaians start to do Ogwu Ego?

Hmmmm. interesting

so what do they ask for now?

which one are u currently into?

SERGEANT, ARREST THIS MAN, HE IS A SUSPECT!!

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Billyonaire:
Yes, ofcourse. The fact that the amount is big to you, doesnt mean its big for everyone. Let's not put figures on our worth. Leave that to E-money and other psychologically misfits whose genesis was poverty.

#smiles.. Of course. i was expecting this. we know your type.
I dont pretend, neither do i claim what i am not. Yeah, it s much! ... We didnt bring a single penny with us from heaven, if i could hav the said amount for free without financial aid from family, banks or whatsoever.. then it is MUCH to me.. cos i know what that can yield into in just a year with me. i didnt even invest up to 8% of that anyway.
Good luck.

I took the liberty of jotting it down on a piece of paper for the benefit of those who doesn't understand and those who wants to use it as an expo .

no mind my poor handwriting abeg. #CoversFace

Billyonaire:
Not at all. 100 million naira isnt really big money.

Bros. be sincere. no offence, ever since you have been working or receiving fund, put everything together. have you made up to the said amount?
wake up bro, this is your own reality, not a nollywood movie.

100M? just to suck my mama's breast? as in 100MILLION?? HELL YES!!

What if she was sick and i was asked to to that just to make her well. or probably i was the was one involved, and i was asked to do it just to be alright?

Some people here will suck that of a common dog if just 1% of the money mentioned is involved, some people sucks that of a public w.hore and even pay her on top.

Those who are saying No. keep pretending to yourself.

200 sir? kindly reply as soon as u get this please.

That moment when u realise u bought a cloned phone for the same price the original goes for, you feel pained and you just want to try and sell to another victim so u can claim a bit of your cash back.

it even gets worse when you are not bold enough to open the flip cover you used in covering the main device to avoid been spotted quickly.

Dude, pray you dont try to sell that thing above to boys who has got no chill, they will beat the living day out of u for attempting to clone them, you might be lucky to get just few hot slaps. na film trick you go call am.

yinka360nl1:
Only money to buy recharge cards. And it depends. Still rocking my Tecno Camon C8...

OGA! HOW MUCH TIME!! i repeat.. HOW MUCH TIME!!! not how much u spend on your phone. please read well before you comment next time. lol.

U caged a wild bird that was used to flying and roaming around freely, a bird that has been used to freedom and always in pair... and u expect them to survive in that kinda prison basket? nah!

u are lucky u caught a little one, put the bigger ones of its type in dat cage, the kind energy dem go use scatter the cage. e no go funny.

done this severally when i was a kid too... those birds are so emotional and very intelligent. The very first time i caught one back then, the rest of the birds watched as i take d bird inside, it died the next mornin. they keep comin everyday to call on their fellow family that i took in. this they did for almost 1 week.

Grew up a little and decided to catch a new one with another method, using the basket as a trap and putting maize in to attract them, was doing this outdoors, funningly, one of them whispered to the rest and they were all on the roof, few seconds later they disappeared. you wont believe they never came around for 2 good weeks. was actually scared maybe they could read my mind and know what exactly i was doing. lol

optimusmind:
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I don't know what to say. Except you smoke crack.

lol. Truth hurts. let me tell you what u want to hear. Go and bang your Guy's girlfriend. are u owk now?! Cheers.

Hmmmm. Superwoman!

Her bf na your guy, yet you whispered those words into her ear and now that she is in it with you, you are asking if you should get down with her?
No offense bro, but you are a definition of the word "S.i.l.l.y" cracking one of your balls shouldn't be a crime!

hmmmm. Old thread that came into limelight all of a sudden

Ladies and Gentlemen, let's pray to God so he could bless our Hustles so we can stop seeing advantages in a used stuff that was dumped by a white man and we joyfully picked up as new.

This thread i believe is to give the average man some COURAGE! The cash is just not enough to drive a brand new tear rubber. simple! There is no advantage in buying used cars compared to a new one. the difference is clear 100%. .. God bless our handiwork

nwakibe:
I release only when I want to release. I can decide to be on top for 4hrs. No shaking. If I want to cum within 2mins, I will.

These are the types that goes just 30secs. no offence.

Go and check all those that claim they spend 24hrs on women. u ll find out most of them can't do anything.

U can't go 4hrs straight without break if you can perform well in bed with lots of twists and turns and bends, except if ur joystick is like a water-fetcher and your partner is as wide as a very large well i.e you both don't feel anything.
You will only get bored and come out with bruised private parts.

If u keep banging the same hole for four hours and your partner didnt shout for help, run out of the room or faints, then am afraid you might not be able to satisfy a woman.

It's high time we stop deceiving ourselves, especially we the guys and our sexual lives

nwakibe:
I release only when I want to release. I can decide to be on top for 4hrs. No shaking. If I want to cum within 2mins, I will.

These are the types that goes just 30secs. no offence.

Go and check all those that claim they spend 24hrs on women. u ll find out most of them can't do anything.

U can't go 4hrs straight without break if you can perform well in bed with lots of twists and turns and bends, except if ur joystick is like a water-fetcher and your partner is as wide as a very large well i.e you both don't feel anything.
You will only get bored and come out with bruised private parts.

If u keep banging for four hours and your partner didnt shout for help, run out of the room or faints, then am afraid you might not be able to satisfy a woman.

It's high time we stop deceiving ourselves, especially we the guys and our sexual lives.

I dont understand, what am i actually paying for here? The body? Exterior? Interior? Engine? The Tyres?

^^^^

I wonder o. it is really joblessness. what is wrong with u guys na
meanwhile, make e no be like say am angry, i am supposed to follow protocol....
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blayde:
Mine worked flawlessly yesternight.
U shuld have switched off ur phone,remove d sim and put it back again. Better still change ya proxy port to 127.0.0.1

Funny. do u know what 127.0.0.1 does? why will u change your default Proxy to that of a Localhost when you don't intend to use an host App?