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BlackAdam65:
Ive been masturbating for the past three years and I can tell you for free that my life is messed up im always feeling unwilling to do anything and I'm always unsuccessful at what ever I manage to do worst of all I keep having demonic dreams and weird experience when ever I masturbate at midnight sometimes it feels as if someone is sitting on top of me and I can move or say anything and there will always be this black shadow that I see speaking in a language I can't understand long story short there is nothing good about masturbation it's demonic and sh!t

I know I shouldn't find this funny. But I laughed when you said you masturbate at midnight. Haba nau.. and the part where you see a black shadow speaking in a language you don't understand

Kobojunkie:
Both women will end up alone still. Studies have more than shown that a woman rarely benefits from being with a man when he has nothing or helping build a man — unless the woman is the man's mother.(Yes, if you are the man's mother, by all means, help develop your son into the best human being he can be.) If you are not the man's mother, focus on pouring your energy into developing yourself so you can find a man whom you don't need to build at all.

Suffer-love does not benefit women in romantic relationships; only men benefit the most from women suffering with them.

Omo

Hu

Goldrosewine:
My purity
My soft side (I am rude with everyone else except my dad and my favorite aunt🥰😋😋)
My mumu button


My first kiss. I kiss my dad everytime oh but I am sure you know the type of kiss I am talking about🤕
Gold Rose 🍷

so in summary you no be virgin

Diamond098454:
smile smile smile smile smile

Kooyepeju01:
Dear Nairaland,pls do more in control hateful comments, otherwise we would help shut this channel down. Your bot or admin should be wise enough taking down many of hate speeches on this platform. It's becoming too extreme seeing many participants turning this beautiful page into terrorists platform. We can make our comments without insulting or laying curses on others just because they didn't agreed with our views. We're continue to see the negative fruits of hate speeches all over the world, there are so many instances. Imagine so much of abuse and insults against President Bola Ahmed Tinubu on your page from the followers of the loser of 2023 elections., as if there wouldn't be another in the nearest future.

Pls do something before too late !

bros shut down the channel.

maasoap:
Damn on me? Must I beat my kids even when they're most behaved kids you will ever meet? Constant beating when you were young has clearly damaged something in you and has wired your mentality that the only reason turned out good as an adult was as a result of beatings. I understand

Lol was the penultimate line to trigger me? You failed woefully. I'll flog my kids anytime they mess up, should I have any. Spare the rod, okay. You go learn. You think our ancestors were stupid, ba. You dey adopt woke culture.

Bullman:
I won’t have achieved nothing if I was still in Nigeria .
Nigeria made me too comfortable with mediocrity , your comfort zone is where your dream dies .
For those of you that keep looking down on other smaller African countries , you should leave Nigeria and visit your neighbor benin republic tears will gush out of your eyes when you see how well organized and clean almost everywhere is . Your country gives them electricity, but they have much more stable electricity than the full Nigeria . May God help us

you didn't lie

KaLuCh:
A few years from now, you'd wonder how you were this stupid.

for real.

Dadzynomolara:
Ghana and thank me later

Ghana! Ghana! Ghana! Serene and safe. Markets similar to naija. Food as well. By God's grace I'll move my entire household there. Amen 🙏

Diamond098454:
Maybe she meant no harm but what about the guy in question? What if he comes back trying to hit on you? Thinking you were given him a green light? Guys can't get things off their head till they have you.

I went to Abuja to spend sometimes with my cousin sister (married) to cool off my head . When i get to their house I mate only the security guard. I went inside wear different thing thinking my cousin sis will be the first tocome home

Long story cut✂ down, it was her husband that first returns home hmmmmmm
hmmmmmm I have to fly back to school (PH) the following morning

I only told my cousin that I get serious test to write that morning 9am and I must be in ph by 7.45am

the husband was trying to enter you ba

maasoap:
It is really not about flogging, beatings or inflicting pains either always or occasionally, it is about setting boundaries and being firm with your instructions.
I don't beat my kids or inflict pains on them but they sure behave themselves all the time

keep it up. It would soon dawn on you.

Rich4god:
This is all they care about... Election and political leadership.

The citizens can diie in millions, it doesn't concern them.

it's not their fault. When we have more than enough brainless human beings in Nigeria. People beating their chest and defending bad leadership. Look at dawan booing obidients like his father is the president. I really feel sorry for them. They believe the people they are rooting for gives a hoot about their miserable existence.

ChristianMuslim:
Where are all the teach wike and Tinubu lesson. Where Una dey..e clear

smh. Omo. Shey you know say these people no send you or your papa? This one you carry politics for head like alagbaru

Petyprince:
Obidients are in pains, they will wail and wail.

you and yours cannot travel by road in peace, everything is expensive. Your health insurance cannot even cover any chronic ailments treatment. All that one no concern you. Wetin full your head na to carry APC for head. You don't see beyond partisanship? If Nigeria falls tomorrow by the hands of insurgent hope your APC and Tinubu would come to rescue you. I really feel sorry for your likes. You've become irredeemable. I weep for your likes here. You're gone but you don't even realize it. I'm not a Peter Obi supporter, I don't rep any party. All politicians are the same. Selfish and after their own welfare and pocket.


Keep carrying them on your head okay, keep shouting on your mandate. If a civil l war breaks out today. Your APC membership wont save you. No politician is going to risk their life to save you. Nobody would send private jer to get you out because you're a staunch APC supporter.

They won't remember either you or your family. You'll be tossed aside like the rag that you are. keep licking the asses of these wicked men. No stop oh. You're nothing but a disposable thing to them.

Once again, I feel rather sorry for you. Because you won't still see reason in what I've posted now. Shalom.

What the Bleep is this?

shilenji:
All I will say is disappoint women strategically. A lot(who haven't tasted the amount of punies I have tasted and quality) will argue with me. But as a sharp guy grab this my little secret.

Don't send girls money, rather spend on them what you can spare when they are with you.

make I jot this down. I too dey free with my small funds.

uzhiyeka:
Nigeria can never get better in as much as we have the abnormal people in number. A country that the leaders are failing zero in all area of leadership but you see some people coming out to praise them cox they are benefiting from them. shame on us.

Omo bros. I weak. Im going through comments and wondering who placed this curse on us? People beating their chest defending failure and corruption with everything they've got. You wonder if it's the same country that were living in. Im not for Obi or any other politician. I don't trust any of them. But to see a group of persons carrying these wicked and corrupt individuals on their head, praising them to high heavens even if evidence says otherwise is really disturbing. Majority of people in Nigeria are not normal. Not even being educated makes them sensible. Omo! I'm so shocked. Look at them. It's a real pity.

Vision101:
You see eh......every governor is happy with PBAT. Even opposition governors. If Makinde and Bala have their way they will move and join PBAT. Soludo is still in APGA for strategic reasons. Oti is still in LP for the same reasons. The Kano governor is waiting for his oga. One way or the other they love to be with PBAT. The governors have never had it so good. Governance has been made so easy for them by PBAT's restructuring. The only outstanding challenge is security.

Really? God have mercy on us all. Omo.

jmoore:
Grow old trying to get to power?

What have you achieved with your own power?
Terrorists are still doing promo up and down. Naira lost its value by more than 5 times.

Babablu Bulabu

no brains at all on that young fella.

SisterAnn:
Let the lungs pack up if they want to, nobody cares.

Ann are you light skinned?

CyynthiaKiss:
Virgins go surplus!

God bless America

🤣🤣🤣🤣 if na woman type this thing, you dey fuxking hilarious.

Nostalemate:
Shehu Sani seems not too sane.

Well I know every email was replied...maybe you should check your spam box or resend another.

Shout-out to all Chess players earning via the game online.

I did check. tennytoni@gmail.com please resend. Thanks

ayusco85:
Nobody cares, he is a bloody psychopath.

lmao. I think he's a senile old fuuuuul

Nostalemate:
Shehu Sani seems not too sane.


Shout-out to all Chess players earning via the game online.

bro good afternoon. I left you my email. But I never received a mail. I'm the guy who asked you how to learn and earn via playing chess online. 🙏

ayusco85:
This surely isn't governance, it's chess play with people's lives.

They don't call him master strategist for nothing.

Fountainofyouth:
Name one reasonable significance and impact of sharia law and hisbah in the country?

Northern states practicing it has not improved in any way only to destroy alcohol yet collect vat from same alcohol,

If not hypocrisy, sharia law doesn't apply to the rich only the poor, same hisbah commandant that was caught with a prostitute in Kano, in sharia law he's suppose to be put to death, but it doesn't apply to him, only the poor, so tell us the significance if not pure hypocrisy and harne.

I love this.

atilla:
The man in red


Scratch on his neck sign of struggle
No knife on table and his shirt is tucked out. Probably from bending over and stabbing her.

True detective. I dint even spot the scratch at first glance. Damn. Impressive

Double0h7:
One is pay now and the other is pay later. Don’t get it twisted. All women worldwide are the same. A man must pay, spoil, and provide otherwise he is a liability and an energy vampire. If you’re not providing then you’re only taking!

lol Omo! 😂😂 Lord have mercy.

Caaz:
What did you do?who have you offended?

e reach to ask. Good morning. See as the bees mount

Omoawoke:
Escaped with multiple gunshot wounds


That line must be there

if e no dey there, the article wouldn't sound complete. They should keep deceiving themselves.

Caaz:
More reason why i can Never be your wife.
Hope you re treated nice at home sir?

lmao 🤣 my belle.

Caaz:
Hop in.
I go tag you.

oyana.💪💪💪 Abeg make you do prepare egusi and chicken. Na dawan gan gan I won chow. 😅 Hope it's calm where you are ma