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NOI and APC again?! I know say she don give them their size.
Mtchwww! Abeg make pesin wey read the full article quote me.

Just pick up ur disappointed and betrayed self and move on.

This things happen, if e pain u, further ur education.

Eyaah!

Thank God for their lives and the yeye driver's as well. By now I'm sure he knows that plying a one-way is suicide.

Thank Jah!

Dee60:
What is the difference between 'Office of the First Lady' and 'Office of the Wife of The President'?

A very handsome reward awaits you if you answer 100% correctly!

office of the first lady is Jona's wife's office. While

Office of the wife of the president Is Bubu's wife' s office.

When bubu hands over to another president elect, the new president's wife's office would be ; office of the wife of the commander in chief(C-in-C)...

Chiaka:
Yoruba Muslims are not violent. Check your history they never engage in violence against any other religion. A Yoruba man can be tribalistlic but not a religious bigot.
In the same family in Yoruba land, a wife can be a Christian the husband a muslim or vis va ser and they will live happily.
In a single family you find some muslims and others Christians and they live happily without problems.

That is why sometimes I can't help but wonder if the yoruba muslims practice a different type of Islam from the the hausas.

The northerners(most) are just too dogmatic about this Islam of a religion That they end up making the religion seem so violent.

Though I must state that I have met many northern muslims that are very peace loving and receptive.

mikewonder:
School fee and 4 years wasted in the University If you cant express yourself in public, blaming it on, “after all, I studied Engineering not English Language”

Op , it should be school fees and 5years wasted...

This got me cracked up anyway.

Fear Mushin... Even my in-law is afraid of plying that axis to and from work. He avoids that area like an infected wound.

Nice write-up OP.

Even when u slit your throat and use your blood to write this piece, some people will still not be pleased/satisfied.

Just keep doing ur thing jor!...

Nothing pesin no go hear for this life o! and what is it with unilag and pedophiles, abi them dey teach 'pedophology' for there?. Last week was a unilag lecturer and the admission seeker, this one na one unilag wanderer and the innocent boy.

The judge self, instead of referring him to psychia, him grant the wondered bail to the tune of #200k,make him probably go OAU go continue the sucking... Onlyinnigeria

The not so funny part of this incident be say time dey come when men go dey fall victims of rape to their fellow men... Thisoneiscosmic.

Kai!

@Op...Obviously ur advice is worth more than gold.

May her soul Rest In peace!

And this made front page...
Onlyinnigeria Sha.

Picture of him Giving the money to bubu or....
As usual, they'll come out tomorrow and discredit the news.

I wish him safe trip on his journey to the land beyond. I just wonder if the gate of hell or heaven will open for him after passing through a lady's

BABSIN:
This development is more than welcome...El-Rufai did same and I hope all other State Govt will adopt same.

You are right... The Governor of Anambra state is also working out modalities to adopt this Initiative. Less money to steal for our politicians, ministers, commissioners cum thieves.

Bubu is actually right on this. Kudos to him.

Capableben:
pls are u on whatsapp?? If yes, can I add u to keep in touch?

Yeah, just pm me.

See as Epl Wan make West ham start the season with suffer head abeg. All the canons wey gunners don store for break, na for their body we go release 1/10 of them.

This match na sure win for the gunners, more so when ma 5k dey involved.

Gunners 4 life!

COYG!!!

Capableben:
Fed uni of Tech yola. I wanna be sure if UNIZIK accepts "transfer" students, because I didn't see anything like that on ur school site.

I think they do, but like I said earlier, I will make enquiries to be sure.

Hmmm! FFK = Controversy.
See pretty faces abeg!

Capableben:
how can I possibly transfer to Unizik. about to start 20OL in my school.

The transfer process will have to start from ur school. Confirm from ur school the prerequisite for change of institution or transfer like u said. Though I think most schools would require u get to 200L before u'd be eligible to apply for a transfer.

I'm not in school now, rounded off my semester, buh I'll help u make enquiries when I resume for the next semester.

Which school are u know?

ojac1:
And to say this is my best tin tomato!

lol!

Shey u never chop the fake one?

Nothing go do u jare! God dey

niceprof:
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you arrested someone in February and you released him again to continue his nefarious activities.

Onlyinnigeria o!

My brothers which way na?! No be until we carry gun/knife na him we go turn killers o!...

ceejay4real:
My friend just STFU! 23 years is a long time enough 4 any serious organisation or institution 2 put it's acts 2geda. How old are Zenith Bank & GT Bank 4 instance? Are they not among the top 5 Banks in the country right now? Dusting the likes of Union & Mainstreet Banks? Abeg stop giving flimsy excuses ok? Food for thought 4 u, I guess. Right?

I got ur point, but u'll agree with me that it's almost impossible for an organization funded by the federal government to achieve such a feat. There is no gain saying the fact that many government institutions are seriously underfunded and the Nigerian universities is not an exception.

Personally I feel Unizik should look better than what is obtainable now, But in a country where misappropriation and embezzlement of public funds is seemingly the norm, Unizik is thus where it is today, infracstructurally.

Lastly, I think it would be unfair to compare a public institution/organization with a private organization where the level of adherence to good work ethics, as well as managerial disposition and accountability to drive home set goals is believed to be as important as the survival of the organization.

NOTE: I'm a student of Unizik and frankly speaking, the school management is doing almost nothing to give the school a face-lift. The school management is bad...

Like u said, they are not serious. Lol!

Peace!

Rep Unizik >>Faculty of Engineering >>Department of Civil Engineering.

tayediggss:
Before she wins him like lottery, let her check for STDS and write a will.

Hahaha! U are right bro, b4 she go come carry one killer disease wey she no deserve.

Youngzedd:
You're paid for what you can do, not what you know.

Hmmm, inspiring!

Bros make I borrow this ur line abeg.

Obviously, boko haram is not the only brain sick and demented group on rampage, as some circus oloshos have joined the bandwagon.

Sadly, the country is bereaved of sophisticated psychiatric specialists and facilities, otherwise, this one(side chick) won't be walking amongst the sane let alone the access to a boss privilege (phone) to spew trash at the sane.

It's very appalling that a young lady would befriend a married man and still Summon the guts from God knows which shrine to troll the wife on a social network. And tomorrow when she starts pulling her hairs and picking rags on the streets, her relatives cries victimization and blames the devil.

Laughably, she made mention of being ready for karma when it strikes, when she is already a roasted pork on karma's table. This babe is just another lady on a fast lane to her inexistence.

As for the man,well! How do u blame a dog whose faculty of reasoning has been polarized on the line of the disposition of his third leg?...na mumu him be.

Dear wife, pls stop dignifying the 'dustbin class' of ur hubby's side chick and cast your energy on winning back your man.

Mznaett:
@Tex42
Na confirm engine girl I be o


I...rep...CEC

CEC?


*Modified*

Rep CVE...

CEC = CVE =Civil Engineering.

Mznaett:
@Tex42


* engineers are womanizers

* For engineering students their second department on campus is the mass comm. dept.


Engineers rock!

Proudly an engineer!


Guy ur head dey dia lol

Engineering guyz are damn naughty. Dey so much love masscom like mad.

If u ask dem y? dem go say dem no be gay hahahahah nd na make dem no go fit date dia fellow men (ladies) 4dia dept lol

Lol! U are right, that is what engine guys actually calls engine girls(fellow men). I don't do that though cos it's very derogatory for me to refer to them as men. There are other ways I subtly taunt them when I get naughty.

Na engine girl u be, abi mass comm?

The bordering communities of Aguleri, Umueri, Anam,... Should come together and form a vigilante group that would mount a 24/7 surveillance within and around the villages/areas that may be targets in case of subsequent attacks.

The state government and the management of Orient petroleum is not left out on this as they should contribute their quota by ensuring that the vigilante group is well armed and their welfare taken care of.

Obiano should not bank on the Nigerian police cos they can not be trusted with the security of lives and properties any more. These communities are more than capable of protecting their territories.

In as much as I hate to sound sentimental, I see the recent attack a plot to cause sectarian violence with the view of involving the federal government, and under the present dispensation, we know what that spells for the "5%" region... Your take is as good as mine.

So I'll advice that, in as much as we can comfortably resist any form of attack from the so called Igala community, we should explore other viable and plausible diplomatic options in tackling this problem.

Disclaimer:

I'm in no way suggesting we pacify anybody, group or community in the name of diplomacy.

Thank you!

Lemme add mine;

* engineers are womanizers

* For engineering students, their second department on campus is the mass comm. dept. Don't ask me why.


Engineers rock!

Proudly an engineer!