₦airaland Forum

hakinze00:
I got Until dawn for swap with mad max or assassin creed syndicate.just quote

Swap with shadow of mordor?

Some of these Niger Delta 'activists' sef...

Most of them fed fat off the yams from the past Administration. That's why they are so resistant to change for the better.

This white woman with her tattoo has done more for the poor and desperate in akwa ibom than 80% of Nigeria's Pastors put together.

Shame on us!

GEJ2019:
Which way Naija?Buhari self End Tym presdnt

Exactly! Under Buhari, it seems common sense has deserted you.

LOL PDP fans thought they were going to make a progressive fellow like Ribadu the Chairman?

kingdong:
Sad and heartbreaking to see Buhari welcoming another grand patron of corruption and wickedness.

Which way Nigeria
Cry our beloved country
When will true and real change come?

Is he still the 'grand patron of corruption and wickedness' now he has been appointed PDP chairman?

frenchpharaoh1:
Am here to read how Apc media warriors will defend this man.

I'm here to see how you PDP will defend this man now he's the PDP chairman

anonimi:
I thought APCshit e-warriors lambasted Jonathan and PDP for associating with this man they said was responsible for the growth of Boko Haram terrorism
Anyway the man has redeemed himself like late Audu who became born-to-gain ProgreTHIEF, abi ke.


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This must be awkward for you, now the WhistleNG has retracted this story and he has been named the chairman of your party.

Accept my sympathies

Man it can't

This thread is just sheer comedy gold !

One day, anonimi will tell us what Tinubu did to him to inspire this unrelentingly hatred

Geniro:
Zombie

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Mumu wailer

What does that have to do with the EFCC?

AsianTotal:

Shame on you, shame! Shame! Shame!

No. Shame on You. If you don't have the common sense to understand what he's saying, keep quiet.

Balkan:
I know the tribe that will never buy this fine cars because of bad belle.

Even your tribe with 'good belle', how many of them are using innoson cars as their personal vehicles?

All the #innoson hashtags on Twitter and nearly zero pictures of any actual owners.

Shebi we warned when GEJ was installing Emefiele as the CBN Governor that the man was chosen for his loyalty and meekness and not his ability ?

Since the man came on board, all he has been doing was to sign away tens of billions of naira to Dasuki et al with no investigation, and now to manage our currency with terrible ineptitude.


I urge Buhari to find a way to rein this man in.

Ismahill:
Good one....simply because without ds mobile network facebook ati awon emawa e cant work......that means its either facebook nd co create dere own nerwork or pay incentives 2 traditional networks...shikena

How the heck is this 'good' or pro-consumer? Why will you cheer on an effort to regulate or even limit services like Skype, Whatsapp, BBM or Facebook...simply because these carriers suck at providing services?


Not surprised the lazy, greedy carriers in Nigeria are supporting this misguided idea. When they will not provide cheap, affordable data bundles, why will customers not seek out Wifi hotspots to use?

Samtobh:
Nice write-up OP.
Well, your assertion may not be so true about the class of degree discrimination.
I've applied to more than 500 jobs online with a CV always restructured, well-furnished and updated. Ye, no single invite.I've even veered off my field into some areas I consider can boost one's chances but dear, the same issue keep coming up.
To add up, I have a diploma in computer engineering, learnt HTML/JavaScript/CSS programming, HPLC/GC-MS/AAS analytical methods, and possess a first class degree.
Feb.14th will make it 2 years I did my POP,still in my parent's House.
So, my dear, God blessed you at the appointed time.

Get in contact with me...

kroger:
I graduated with the least of grades "PASS" from one of the federal universities, not because i was a numskull but because i did not join the band wagon of the "sorters". More so i was financially inept which resulted in missing some exams, but after 4 years the war was over. With my kind of grade the future was deem for me with no hope. I took some computer programming courses to add to my CV i thought it would be of help. Alas four years on no single interview, i was roaming the streets without hope

God finally answered my call and i travel to the united states for greener pastures, i enrolled for a six months IT course and after completion i received my first phone interview from one of the telecom company and later on skype interview. after three days i was called for a one on one interview at their corporate office. It was straight forward with three interviewers, they asked about my skills and what i could do , which i told them with great confidence. A system was brought in and i was asked to configure bla bla bla which i did. To my amazement none asked a question pertaining my degree what they where hammering on was on the job.

After completion i was given the job instantly to resume the following Monday with a well furnished office and a very good pay. Right Now i am the manager of my team of which i developed a standard software for the company that remains number one.

My point is why is Nigeria hell bent on class of degree rather what the individual has to offer.There are lots of talented 3rd class and pass job seekers out there if given a chance will perform far better. I think this is also one of the bane that is making the Nigerian economy a far cry, it hurts seeing the lower class graduates not given a chance. I weep for Nigeria. I recently sent my resume to one of the Nigerian job boards just to test if i will be contacted but no call as usual maybe because of my lower degree . Nigeria has a very long way to go, even the oyibos that taught us the system isn't even using it its just so annoying.

For all those with a lower degree believe in yourself, a paper should not define your worth but rather look inward and surely you will conquer.

Pardon my English and thanks for reading

Sorry, but you need to let go of this delusion. You got a Pass degree because you weren't smart, not because you weren't intelligent. To insinuate that you needed to 'sort' to even get a 2.2 is laughable.

All this proves is what many people already know: For many Nigerians, University education is not for them. You could have easily picked up this same IT skill from outside the University and gone on to your career as an IT professional somewhere else.

sorextee:
Guy, don't say what u don't know.. except if u went to a private uni. In my skool, if u like, be smarter than Adam Smith. . U write ur exam, and u re very sure of what u wrote.. result comes out, u see a D or E..
In my department, it's ur course mate that is marking ur script, just becos he's an errand boy to d lecturer.. they tell u to pay 30k before they give u B.. I had missing script twice in CSC 200.. and missing script is same as carry over.. u write a letter to d skool senate, it's d same evil lecturers u see there..
let me just stop here.. our education system is messed up

This is categorically untrue.
And if you know what you wrote was correct, there's nothing stopping you from either talking to the lecturer or HOD or filing a formal complaint.

You really have to work at it to graduate with a PASS degree in Nigeria.

Can someone break this down for me?

Is it that some 100L medical students were refused promotion to 200L medicine based on newly applied criteria and forcefully assigned other courses to read?

Niyinficient:
Shaking my head for this nation!

Our security agencies have become the puppet for the rich! See dat mofo using police to scare off pple even on his wedding day! God save Nigeria.

There should be a law against all dis, anyone who wants a bodyguard should get a private one not the one being paid by tax payers' money!

At least, patronising private security outfit will provide more employment for d able-bodied-jobless youths!

I used to think like this... But I have since realized that it is better you pay police now or you pay 10x the money to kidnappers as ransom.

Kidnapping is still rife in the East...

prettysolid:
She feels your childish. Kindly also enroll for english lessons it might help

Look who's talking!

Siberia101:
This face doesn't look like a face that has a faceValue to redeem the dying Party...

APGA this is a great opportunity

Those ones aren't serious

EroticAngelina:
the step mother is a stoopid bitchhh.

She can whoree around with the whole men in her village, buh she should give the late husband respect and stay off the house when fvcking!

The guy shouldn't have stabbed the lover.
too bad the imbe.cile is dead, we can't get his own side of the story

Always weird to see women with such a negative attitude towards one of their own sex.

She's a widow, and is now no longer married. Legally and ethically , she should be free to love, be loved and have sex with who she wants without the likes of you calling her a 'LovePeddler'

The part about the family house is relatively thorny, but it should be made clear that if the house now belongs to her after her husband's death, she should be free to live her life in it as long as she isn't doing anything illegal.

Melkizedek:
this is what happens when toddlers dabble in things beyond their age..and even with information so cheap and available they refused to seek wisdom. So tell me, who orchestrated the infamous aba women riot of 1929? decades before this geographical expression ever dreamt of getting it's independence...if you know the importance of women in igbo history you wouldn't have brazenly uttered such misguided bullcrap...have you heard about august meetings conducted by igbo women in Nigeria and how important it is in their various communities? well the Internet is a place where juveniles can come in anonymously to fan their immaturity. Get wisdom!

This your statement is as daft as claiming women have equal rights in Iran because they once did when the Shah of Iran was still in power and Iran was a secular, liberal Muslim state.

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What does the Aba women's riot have to do with the current situation NOW? Abi you think even in 1929 Women had equality with men?

We should also ask 'what went wrong with Nigerians'. A substantial amount of Nigerians either pay no power bills, connect power illegally or connive with crooked officials to underpay.

That said, it still remains very insensitive to ask people to pay more for power when they are still getting terrible service. This is the 2nd big increase in electricity tariffs in the past few years...and the previous increase did nothing to improve the power situation

yemmight:
And yet we have a sitting Governor.

It's a private Hospital. Don't be silly, what has the Governor got to do with this?

Eluwilussit:
The main reason I stayed away from both. Too mean to be good wives. Life means nothing to those idiiots. They don't even know anything. So sad.

It's also quite daft of you to generalize.

naija8080:
People are dying in this country daily from accidents. I blame the youths for all these...not demanding from our leaders. Yes death is inevitable when its time, however accidents can be prevented with good roads, traffic regulations and most importantly improvement in the socio-economic status of the people which in turn make them to value their lives and drive safely.

RIP...very sad a loved one or friend will leave in the morning, maybe the last you will see them...by Nigerian standard.

Please be serious... What do our leaders have to do with accidents caused by burst tyres?

Lilimax:
The moderator that brought this crap to the front page should be investigated

I'm surprised people are taking your Amateurish attempt at trolling quite seriously

The OP is being mischievous

Its a tattoo of a Koi fish, not a catfish.

The folks complaining about the tattoo are being silly. It's clear she did it to cover an existing childish tattoo. If anything, doing this was a mature, sensible move.

Tattoos suck, generally, but better a Koi tattoo than a babe tattoo.

This man and all the Nairalanders that are falling for this crap need to be locked away for their own good.


Such a staggering array of st'upidity!

Brave, but foolish

When you're still a relatively unknown show host, you swallow the loss and move on. Putting a successful artiste on blast does wonders for your near term twitter popularity, but does nothing for the viability of your show.

phemmie06:
He de pain am o, ga gaun. It's quite pity that sentiment has blindfolded a lot of you. Simple English. IF HE LOVE HIS PEOPLE LET HIM GO AND CONTEST FOR THE SENATORIAL POST OF HIS CONSTITUENCY AND REPRESENT THEM AND BE THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS QED

And what if he loves all Nigerians and wants to represent them all and be the voice of all the voiceless in Nigeria, not just 'his people'?

Isn't that the definition of selflessness?

Are you sure you even know the meaning of the word 'selfish'?

Simpleton.

phemmie06:
It's a pity,you only picked up your chinko phone to post this, must you comments or quote other people. BTW a minister is committed to the president or the nation at large. But a senator is committed directly to his/her people within his/her jurisdiction.

So how exactly does someone being 'committed to the nation at large' translate to 'selfish interests'?

Don't even go there with that 'chinko phone' nonsense, little man.