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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: "What Has A Leg Chain Got To Do With Acquiring A Job" by ThatCEO: 11:29am On Mar 21, 2023
QuinModah:
Show me any world leader or ambassador with leg chain, nose Ring or Tattoo,

I will wait!

Local girls like u shaaaa grin

My former boss used to wear tight n short skirt to work, n she is in her fifties n works in a university. Try travel small, Na Ur brain we dey important
Politics / Re: Nigerian Men In Diaspora Destroy Their Nigerian Passports Over The 2023 Election by ThatCEO: 9:43pm On Mar 20, 2023
Kenneth4u205:
Lol it's Likely expired passports. Let me go and tear my expired passport too

Baba, try small, even if Na Togo Ur money reach...go.

There is nothing like expired passport. Even if u have ten expired booklets, an embassy about to issue u a visa wants to see all 10 to track Ur travel history.

When u have not stepped out of Nigeria, how then can u know what decent leadership shd look like?

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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Reacts To Allegation That Her Husband Stole From The NHIS by ThatCEO: 1:44pm On Mar 15, 2023
kingthreat:


You know nothing.
If her husband is corrupt and left NHIS with 7 cars that were not his, why didn't she condemn him?
Aisha just wears a hijab to deceive that she's a devout muslim who is an activist.
Madam is a pretender and trying to cashout when she can. No be the same Aisha wey dey support gay saying it is in the Hausa culture?
Before I make someone a hero, I investigate the person in and out.
The only Nigerian hero I can brag about was the late Gani Fahwehnimi.

If he left with 7 cars, why not just go to court? Abi no be the same "go to court" Ur party dey shout?
Sports / Re: Grand P Meets Ronaldinho In Conakry Guinea by ThatCEO: 9:36pm On Mar 13, 2023
chatinent:
This man should have been the original GOAT of football.


Then, Messi and Ronaldo wanted to be like him.


To me, he is my GOAT!

🫡

I basically stopped watching football after he retired. Couldn't bring myself to accept these plastic players Messi n Ronaldo inclusive. These days I just mostly check YouTube highlights

I once went to watch, my mother flogged me as I came back too late but I enjoyed d match and despite the cane, I still slept with a smile on my face

Ronaldinho is the last magician.

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Travel / Re: Landlocked Joburg Opens Africa's Largest Made-Made "Mega Beach" (PICS) by ThatCEO: 5:11pm On Mar 11, 2023
henndukwe18:
It looks nice BT it lacks waves
Been to something similar before. They would induce artificial waves
Politics / Re: My First 100 Days As Governor of Lagos - GRV by ThatCEO: 12:26pm On Mar 11, 2023
ITbomb:
This guy can not be trusted. I don't think he understands government. He the kind that will enter there and start blaming the system for not allowing him to work

1. You have not conducted a financial appraisal of your government, you want to increase expenditure by 100%.

2. Alpha Beta contract is in the law, you need complete control of the legislators to effect any change, it's not by fait.

Baba, forget law. I will shred Alfa Beta contract 1 minute into being the chief executive, n u can go to court
Politics / Re: My First 100 Days As Governor of Lagos - GRV by ThatCEO: 12:23pm On Mar 11, 2023
Dapagun:
7. When you pull down the toll gates, I hope you have a plan set up to generate funds to maintain that road. The toll levy is the reason that road is in great shape and except you are prepared for potholes….oh well….

We know where d person's pocket d toll goes to. Leave potholes for ministry of works.

His vision is not crazy. But when u spend too much time in Nigeria, it narrows your mind set
Politics / Re: My First 100 Days As Governor of Lagos - GRV by ThatCEO: 12:21pm On Mar 11, 2023
Dapagun:
6. 10,000 vehicles. You want to bring more cars to Lagos. Is lagos traffic not enough for your people? You want 10,000 more vehicles so that everyone should kuku buy a bed and be sleeping in traffic

He plans to cancel all danfos. All 70k of them over time. He is not increasing traffic but removing net 60k vehicles.
Politics / Re: My First 100 Days As Governor of Lagos - GRV by ThatCEO: 12:20pm On Mar 11, 2023
Dapagun:
3 and 4.

Cancel your tax consultants then where will the money came from to do what you said you will do with the "money saved"?

Have you thought that the legal battle that will arise from terminating tax contracts might actually bankrupt the state? Who now handles taxes? Corrupt civil servants who no one can monitor?

Give Alfa beta 60 days notice. Reposition the State tax people to collect their own tax. What are they being paid for in the first instance?

Leave legal battle for court. Stop crying more than Alfa Beta
Politics / Re: My First 100 Days As Governor of Lagos - GRV by ThatCEO: 12:18pm On Mar 11, 2023
Dapagun:
2. The only way companies can increase their wage bill is if they earn more. If they don't earn more how will they be able to afford more for their workers? You said this will happen on the second day. Does this man have a magic wand somewhere?

He is only increasing salaries for his own workers. I believe Ur eyes were working but u chose to lie
Politics / Re: My First 100 Days As Governor of Lagos - GRV by ThatCEO: 12:16pm On Mar 11, 2023
Dapagun:
1. You can't increase salary without budget considerations. Have you spoken with the Accountant General, Finance Ministry, is there budgetary allocations for this? Does this person understand governance in anyway?

He can announce a salary increase day one in office. Making budget provision in reality will take another year. But the announcement can be made 1 second after he is sworn in.

He will find an accountant that make this happen n appoint a finance person.

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Family / Re: My Newly Wedded Wife by ThatCEO: 9:53pm On Mar 09, 2023
Nazgul:
She's your wife, take her out, tease her, make her smile, talk dirty, understand her body language, talk to her, find out what turns her on...and I can assure you that you'll enjoy your sex life with her.

Don't just dive into bed with an erection and start struggling to shift her pants, she might not even be in the mood.

Baba, some girls will frustrate u. You wey be striker, dem go turn u to defender the way Chelsea take turn Victor Moses n Mikel to defenders.

Na d nigga I blame sha, Na him know wetin blind am

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Business / Re: Bill Gates Daughter, Phoebe, In Interracial Relationship With Robert Ross by ThatCEO: 12:47pm On Mar 07, 2023
Lifestone:

Nope. That guy family must be loaded too. Poor or average family can't send children to Stanford University. But that's surely a premium girl

Dude could be from humble background on scholarship. Free money plenty for those schools if u brilliant
Politics / Re: Lagos Gov’ship Election: Upload Results Immediately Voting Ends – Court To INEC by ThatCEO: 12:41pm On Mar 05, 2023
GeneralPulal:
It’s not possible. Inec workers are not machine and they don’t work 24hours, so it can’t happen immediately..

They’ll vote.. After voting.. They’ll count, collate then transfer..

Aside from that, what if there’s no network? Mtchew..

They can paste goes EC8 immediately after voting in each PU. Can also transmit it immediately.

Collation can now take as long it wants. The level of criminality in people like u is beats imagination

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Hires 20 SANs To Challenge Presidential Election Result by ThatCEO: 7:10am On Mar 05, 2023
helinues:
Why is everything about Obi kekerenke always fake?

Where will I no dey give shishi candidate see money to hire 20 SANS?

Thank goodness Nigerians rejected the calamity pending Obi

Keyamo, Fashola, Osinbajo, Aketi are all SANs without even hiring one

Kenneth Okonkwo, Mr Ibu, Kanayo are the line up Obi's legal team

Obi is a billionaire, I don't think he has ever hidden that one. Every foreign journalists knows this. Don't be surprised if 2/3 of then are doing d job pro bono. Personally I would have defended him for free. Everything in life is not money

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Politics / Re: Rivers: PDP Clears All 3 Senate Seats, wins 9 Reps Seats. APC Takes 1, LP 1 by ThatCEO: 12:54pm On Mar 04, 2023
Wait
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election Results From Polling Units by ThatCEO: 7:06am On Feb 26, 2023
Felabrity:
proof

You dey find proof for Karu grin baba I beg go count iragbiji vote
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election Results From Polling Units by ThatCEO: 9:23pm On Feb 25, 2023
Igba123:

According to inec no old pu has more than 1250 registered voters.

The result is authentically fake like fake.

My PU for here get like 4000 people. Dem still dey vote till now but I don give up
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is Unknown In Taraba, Says Supporter Who Went For Field Analysis (Pix) by ThatCEO: 4:55pm On Feb 19, 2023
post=121043633:

Urchins this is typical North Village watch and cure your ignorance


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_YqBzPTpqM

That Twitter handle does not exist

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Politics / Re: Vote-Buying: Politicians Plot New Strategies To Bypass Cash Crunch by ThatCEO: 11:29am On Feb 19, 2023
MrFreebies:
Those who want to buy votes already have their cash ready.

That's why cash is scarce for ordinary man
.

I need old inactive Fiverr account.

60k
Politics / Re: The Ijaw National Congress Unanimously Endorse Peter Obi For President by ThatCEO: 10:19am On Feb 10, 2023
This one go pain some people o cheesy

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Politics / Re: Pictures And Video From Peter Obi Presidential Rally In Abuja by ThatCEO: 10:05pm On Feb 09, 2023
OriOko88:
grin

Abuja is for pdp just like in 2019. Most elite will vote PDP. They know obi won't win this election.

This is not obi's time. He should keep working hard and be consistent. His time will come.

This is Atiku's time.

Typing rubbish from a village in Osun state grin

I no even care about Atiku, but that Aduda, their fat senatorial candidate that sat there while the house introduced paid parking for Abuja residents, the idiot will be thrown out.

Guy rest, find another state. Abuja...o ti lo
Politics / Re: Opposition Behind Naira Frustration In Nigeria: Lai Mohammed by ThatCEO: 3:42pm On Feb 07, 2023
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Business / Re: Man Slumps & Dies At Bank In Delta After Waiting Several Hours To Withdraw Cash by ThatCEO: 5:58pm On Feb 03, 2023
Dvdpity:
APC has been killing Nigerians since day one. Evil aaaaa
Phones / Re: Nigeria Is The First African Country To Use Elon Musk's Starlink by ThatCEO: 7:57pm On Jan 31, 2023
Victorclean1:
Nothing new bro. Starlink is meaningless if poverty index is high here.


Based on say Elon Musk is dumb Na, him no see the poverty index before him invest. Give him 4 years, he will hit 1 million subscribers

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 200,000 Fresh Russian Troops Preparing To Capture The Whole Of Ukraine (Photos) by ThatCEO: 12:30pm On Jan 31, 2023
dapoRead:


if you dont know anything about war, you should shut your mouth.. Russia could have destroyed all Ukrainian power grid since the start of the SMO but waited until Crimean bridge pretext to do so.. Russia could turn Ukraine to ashes in one week but no. Gave them too much of time to get back to their senses..

Now, all that is needed is cut supply root to Ukraine via Belarus, lock that Polish boarder and Transcarpathia from the South.. They do another 10 bombardment of Ukraine.. Lobatan.. WAR is over.. Trust me, Russia is waiting for those weapons to be supplied to Kiev and it will use that as pretext to lock all the supply lines.. THISE WEAPONS THAT WILL ALLOW THE CRAZY IN KIEV TO STRIKE deep Russian Cities. The neocons will get full defeat.. Wait 4 it

Total victory. This will not be like North Korea-South Korea partitioning ok.. It will be total Russian victory..

Understand war small and history.. ok

All these your "could have" and "would have" Na story

They don't have the machinery or liver to do shit
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Northern Leaders Optimistic Kwankwaso Will Step Down For Atiku by ThatCEO: 11:58am On Jan 30, 2023
IMASTEX:

Rather you should established your view point base on facts and not just hearsay or personal believe. It is a know fact that the north has occupied the position of power more than any other regions. Traveling around without aligning the observation with facts is nothing but a waste of transportation fare. At the bolded, it is a known fact that not only the northerners by origin live in the north. Secondly, mobilizing a crowd is part of political game only that the vote itself will finally reveal where the loyalty lies at the end, for not transactional ones of course.
Note: I careless of what region or party project the next president. I also believe whosoever emerge can't do much because of the already faulty foundation of the country.

The North is not even nearly as United as the south east when it comes to voting for a single course. But we just keep projecting them as invincible.

But then, the clear advantage they have over any other region is that they show up on election to vote while the rest of us go to sleep.

I am hoping enough hunger would have taught all of us to show up on election day and demystify this thing.
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Northern Leaders Optimistic Kwankwaso Will Step Down For Atiku by ThatCEO: 9:29am On Jan 30, 2023
IMASTEX:
The North is considered the less educated in the country yet they have continue to teach the South politics 101. This isn't because they studied it, rather because they unanimously project & prioritize the Northern interest over self & greed, a virtue considerably uncommon in the South.

The way una carry Northerners for head like god dey tire me. It's still the same way they view d south, especially d south west.

Travel around the country small, stop carrying this warped mentality of the north everywhere. If to say Na so d North be, Obi suppose to see anybody for rally na
Politics / Re: 620,000 NNPP Members In Northeast Dump Kwankwaso, Join Atiku In PDP by ThatCEO: 6:39am On Jan 30, 2023
Na lie, na 100 million people decamp. I was there LIVE cool

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Car Talk / Re: How To Maintain A Car As A New Driver? by ThatCEO: 12:59pm On Jan 28, 2023
Shancca:


Change oil when due ( every 7,000 miles). Inspect your oil and coolant levels. At least ensure both are not leaking. If they are leaking, your eye should be on them. Particularly, check the oil and coolant levels before leaving in the morning. Look out for check engine light. Most Nigerians don't know this. The check engine is a quick indicator of a potential problem in your vehicle. Once the light throws up, scan the code and check what problem code is it by browsing online. You can get the scan app on app store or play store. There OBD gadgets for scanning. They are cheap. You can get one from Amazon. If your vehicle does not have check engine light indicator, consider that vehicle a total damage cos anything can happen at anytime.

This Ur info wrong o. Change oil at the intervals the manufacturer recommend. Check owners manual. Toyota is usually 5000 miles
Family / Re: After Being Single For Soo Long, Im Now Scared Of Getting Married. Please Help!! by ThatCEO: 9:47pm On Jan 23, 2023
EriMma1:
This may sound weird but it's my situation now.

I from what played out yesterday.

Do I need any form of therapy cos my family won't hear of it but this is my situation now ooo... Hmmm

Anybody who marries u will be miserable.

It is why they recommend women shd marry early.

I really don't care if u don't have a husband but one thing u will regret is not having a child. Unfortunately u will only realise this after passing child bearing age. Heard this from multiple psychologists Cos this is often the number one regrets of women in their 40s. Do Ur research.

Try to carry d baby for 9 months while Ur body still can.

If this is what female empowerment looks like, enjoy. Gigolo must sha chop

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Politics / Re: Why Osibanjo Not Participating In Tinubu’s Rallies – APC by ThatCEO: 8:50pm On Jan 21, 2023
Adelekan40:
The reason is very simple, Osinbajo was not part of APC presidential campaign committee list. Joining them will amount to insubordination.

This is an important point. If he is not good enough to make their campaign list...why are they expecting him to join d campaign? Nothing dem for carry am do, e easy to be VP.

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