HarveySpecter1:


Go look for your husband. Who told you the op gives a f0rk about frustrated single girls like you.

Hunger go hammer your kind.

I second your comment

Yeye geh

Ezionye:


Heloo

Kedu nnem

Kellibae:
@ curvyibogirl.. nice write up though. U hav skill
But if this is really a true life story.
Then count urself lucky... why would u hav to such dream and still decided to go on to vissit the man. Hmm God saved u o this would hav been a differewnt story.
Avoid Yoruba men oh... i dnt know what they see where igbo women dey. I kno some of them would be disturbin u with pms by now lol..

Thats how they keep disturbing me too offline and onlin. And most of them use juju to hyptonise gals for sex.
I have heard some stories abt this...my sister keep away from yoruba guys they aint even good for us.if u ar single look for igbo guy to hook up with..

Nnem gwa kwa nwa ahu

I doubt if she is igbo sef.

Or

She might be my mama say i be igbo.

See how she spelt igbo as ibo in her moniker

quiverfull:
People who have a trace of how they made their money through legitimate ventures don't often spend it like this. Be it Bill Gates or Dangote, they don't "show off".
This is just obscene.

He owns dilly motors.
He is a rich boy

Drabeey:




Sir, the early church also burnt non believers

Early church u said.

What about islam of now? Must they keep what early islam did now too?

Rochas wouldnt make the top 35 sef

And he is my governor oo

Explorers:
When the kingpin was forced to go on the run his daughter became sick with pneumonia.

He burned $2 million of cash to keep her warm.

Damn!!!

0b10010011:
Simple Logic!


Why won't these things happen....These re just unavoidable circumstances


I could as well also say I foresee a plane crash these year and I see a fighter jet crashing over syria

I foresee a political turmoil in one of Nigeria states

A tanker will also fall off on Lagos Ibadan express way. I see multiple tankers breaking down on oshodi apapa express way

Lolx

Baba,na ur own i believe oo

My symbian whatsapp is still working.

Seems zuckerberg is still sleeping

Tonight my second and smaller phone rides into the sunset. I have used my NOKIA E63 since jan 2011 and it has served me well. From the days of job hustling,sending cv's via mail to losing my dad and receiving tributes via mails,to the days of 2go and now whatsapp,u have stood by me all this while. Never for one day did i take you to a phone technician. You have outlasted my BB storm,my htc artemis,my LG android,my ITEL tab and now you are still strong going head to head with my M5 gionee.
You saw me through heartbreaks and all sort of emotions. I always enjoy the look on faces of relatives and friends when they still see you in my hands after these many years.
I will surely miss you as you retire from active service this midnight

I have been experiencing issues on my droid this morning. It keeps popping on a screen overlay problem and I have done everything possible to solve it yet no solution. I can't use my bbm,whTsapp and ur browser now due to THis . Someone please help me out

BeeBeeOoh:
Hehehehehehehe! Not Donsmith bro. Guess more..

Dropshot

Bolaji299:
Mine was in Akure , Ondo state.... I was totally brainwashed I gave all the gcash on me to them and the one in my bank account.. later one of them gave me 3k to go back to lagos to get more money and bring it to them... Na so I escape

U deserve a world cup

If your game is tight and ur swag is on point,

U will own that babe

And when they kidnapped the phantom chibok girls y'll forgot shetimma was the chief security officer of borno state and focused all your arsenals on the presidency then.

Iranu

AlhajiSpray:






For what? This 1 that looks like dry stockfish! I just hate the way she lies and deceives guys all the time here when she doesn't even know anything about relationships or even sex! Fraud!

Baba,no conclude ooo

If this kin geh catch u,u go speak in tongue oo

AlhajiSpray:




Will you sharrap! Are you not the one that ran away like a chicken when one nairalander that you had deceived came to visit you in the east? But you will be busy flirting with all of them like one experienced babe when you are still a bloody virgin!

Chai

See anger

E be like u dey time the babe since

RadicallyBlunt:
Someone cannot date this one and have rest of mind o

So so true

I have been in that shoes before

Idrismusty97:
First MMM tread on frontpage for the day. Remain one in the evening.

Lol
I dey tell u

Hope seun will allow people celebrate xmas tomao without bringing up mmm palaver

#IConcur with all the OP stated. I bank with zenith bank. The two ladies at their customer care desk in alaba are quite terrible and pride filled. They attend to you with all the haughtiness in the world.
Their online customer care isnt any different. I once had online transaction issues with my two banks in a day. I did a transfer of #20,000 with quickteller from my zenith account and i was debitted without the person i sent being creditted. I decided to recharge airtime of #100 with my umobile app for UBA and i was debitted without recharged. I sent mails to both customer care. UBA customer care called me to empathise with me and told me to give them 5 working days. Quickteller mailed me that the transaction didnt go through. My own zenith bank only replied after i sent another mail with a harsher tone. They just asked for my account number.
Both quickteller and UBA kept sending me mails till my case was resolved. I detested zenith bank from that day
Infact they need to overhaul their customer service officers

buharimustlive:
I stopped reading when I read the part were FULANIS raided IBADAN....
NA WA FOR THEM.

I dey tell u

Ajayi crowther was captured at the tender age of 12 when the Fulanis invaded the small village during a war and captured everyone therein in 1821.



Na wa for fulani people sha

First things first

Am going to get that car back from whoever that that pastor is

HVACSpecialist:
I am also using this opportunity to apologies to the handlers of last administration. l hated every move of Jonathan's govt and that blindfolded me from seeing the opportunities in YOUWIN while l was in paid employment. CHAI! KINDLY FORGIVE ME.

See confession

Mods,move this to the FP. If it is snake or mmm issue now u would have done so

Dcomrade:

Kindly alert the house when its time for his birthday...make we come eat cake, since ur President don't want to share the national cake.

She stays at alaba rago,okokomaiko and she is a tailor there. Just enter alaba rago that day and ask for that Nyamiri nyarinya and they will take you to her cubicle

fulaniHERDSman:
Nigerians are truely senselessly greedy, materialistic and vain!
Most Nigerians have very low IQ.
Most Nigerians are gullible & greedy thats why scam churches that preach materialism thrive.
Nobody wants to be patient and wait for God's time, this is why there are lots of miracle centers ripping off Lazy and little faith Nigerians.
This is also how and why we choose senseless and useless leaders during the polls. Cause we hardly ask questions nor resarch.
Hypocrisy is the middle name of the average Nigerian ... Why do you espect me to pity your condition now, when you never heed my warning before the account freeze? Were any of you my child, i would have flogged you mercilessly for a bitter lesson.
I have no pity for anyone caught up in all this cause most of them are still gearing up to dig deeper into their MMM misery and won't admit its a disastrous folly.
This also shows that most people who claim to have been charmed when scammed actually were driven on willy nilly by their 100carat greed, only to blame jazz after due to shame!

More loading .....
No hard feelings ... and no need quoting to sound nasty cause i'd ensure your ban.
Btw, i hate nitwits mentioning me, yes i said it, only nitwits won't see that MMM is undiluted evil scam.

This one wey u manage make sense small,u just dey post am for any MMM thread because e dey give u likes since yesterday. Lol

Anyway the participant knew what they bargained for before engaging in it and any of them crying fowl now is just being hypocritical.

Nice one.
Saw this phone @ slot on monday and it went for 120k.

I use an M5 mini and i totally love it.
If i change it,it will be the M6

VeeBabs:


You seem to be feeding on too much CNN served with Al Jazeera, and washed down with BBC.

Here's what is certainly, definitely, absolutely sure about Syria.

1) It was the most liberal and prosperous Arab country in the Middle East.

2) 40% of the population is Syria is/was Christian, and Syrian Christians enjoyed the most secure environment in all of the Arab world.

3) The countries openly sponsoring and arming rebels against Assad to provide "freedom" are definitions of dictatorships themselves: Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain, and UAE.

4) Syria is / was a democracy but none of these countries mentioned above is a democracy, and they none has any intentions of becoming a democracy in the near future.

5) US and NATO "freedom" delivered to Libya, Iraq and Afghanistan have transformed those countries into paradises. So they really want to bring paradise to Syria, too.

Look, regardless of which news source you choose to believe, one last thing is sure: SYRIA WAS BETTER OFF FIVE YEARS AGO THAN IT CAN EVER BE IN THE NEXT 100 YEARS.

The scale of the destruction is such that will require a century just to rebuild infrastructure to pre-war levels.

And if not for Russia's intervention, Syria would have been bombed into oblivion by "America and the Gang".

Syrians set out to protest / remove a dictator in 2011, but ended up totally destroying their country.

That's FREEDOM...dropped from the sky...from America planes...with love.

I thank God for Russia.

Without RUSSIA, this world would become a playground for the warmongering "Freedom Bringers" from the West.

But Russia can't do it all alone. The Chinese are not ready to weigh in, despite suffering their own antagonism from the West. The Indians are too busy sitting on the fence.

Ever wondered why they keep imposing sanctions on Russia for no just reason?

Putin is badly spoiling their plans.

America and Europe are very angry with Russia because of this.

Did u just say syria was a democracy?

Lol

Assad's father ruled for 30 years and died. His son president assad has ruled for over 15 years now. Funny enough the assads come from a minority tribe but because of the wealth and influence they run things. That president before his name was to make it look like it was democratic but assad is nothing but a middle east king.

What caused the crisis?

The people took a cue of what was happening in other arab countries i.e the arab spring and decided to push for democratic reforms where they will be able to elect their representatives and assad quashed it with heavy military force.

So please syria isnt a democratic country

Culin:


mavros won't grow

But my mavro grew this morning

toluwanimi07:

Bro she ll get it for that amnt.... I bought mine lastweek for 40k @xright tecnologies

Thanks.got it same amount @ slot

Please i need a reply ASAP.
What is the current price of a new Tecno L8.
A friends wants to buy it but her budget is #40000. Checking online via jumia,i am seeing higher prices. So please someone help me out, thanks

People have just refused to learn