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PoliticsRe: #endsars: Anonymous Hacks CBN Website by thatsleepboy1: 12:41am On Oct 17, 2020
They should do give away na. This is the beringing of the hend for this kontiri
CrimeRe: "I Was Raped By SARS Two Years Ago" - Young Woman Narrates Ordeal (Video) by thatsleepboy1: 12:33am On Oct 17, 2020
This SARS matter really tie gele con nack agbada join.
Christianity EtcThe Mysterious Power Of Weakness by thatsleepboy1(op): 12:23pm On Oct 11, 2020
Bible Verses to take on today
Psalm: 105. 15. Saying, Touch not mine anointed, and do my prophets no harm. This verse is a restraining order from almighty God.
Ephesians: 4. 27. Neither give place to the devil. 28. Let him that stole steal no more: but rather let him labour, working with his hands the thing which is good, that he may have to give to him that needeth. 30. And grieve not the holy Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed unto the day of redemption. 31. Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice: 32. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.
1 Peter: 5. 8. Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour.
For the devil to attack you, there must be a satanic ladder and route which he will use to manipulate you to gain entry and let's highlight them properly. There are about 12 ladders the devil can use to attack you.
1. Sin i.e committing and repeating a single sin everytime.
2. Attitude
3. Inherited sin from your parents
4. Negative thinking
5. Environment
6. Property e.g phones, necklace, etc
7. Manner of speech
8. Pattern of thought. Stop negative thinking.
9. Gluttony i.e Eating anyhow and eating a lot.
10. Ornaments i.e ear rings, chains etc always check the ornaments you buy cos you never can tell what has been inscribed on the ornament
11. Garment(s) always check the clothes and undies you buy too and pray thoroughly in them especially second hand clothes and check them well before you put it on.
12. Weakness (it is an area where you lack strength, where you're a soft, deficient, where you are fragile, lack of support, where you lack mental strength.)
Once you're able to pinpoint your weakness(es), you'll start progressing cos you've recognized them and you're starting to work and pray aggressively on them. Don't pamper your weakness, work on your weakness. Weakness will allow your enemy to touch you.
Anger and deep bitterness, doing anything to get money is a weakness. If you give the devil one hand, he'll take your leg.
Drinking is also a problem cos if you decide to drink away your sorrows, you'll wake up to meet those same problems and it kills gradually, that small chelsea mini pack is also a killer.
Pride, difficult to apologize is a problem. I am sorry can make you go a long way and end strife. Altering bad and negative statement, Non - appreciation is also a weakness. Ordinary THANK YOU can open wide and wider door of opportunities and go a long way for you.
Gossiping. Don't gossip with s/ones name. People are afraid to start afresh and start new things, don't be a melancholy (why me, Oh God why did you let this happen to me) is a weakness, don't be a hater. If you don't address your weakness, it'll be a demonic dustbin and the devil is looking for who to devour and people always complain on every slightest thing that happen to them and it's bad. E.g pastor I didn't go to church because of offering, when has offering become a task? Must you offer something? Is offering a criteria to go to church? Is wearing good clothes a criteria to go to church? Biko my dear brethren Don't feel inferior in church because you're going there to worship God and not the members or the preacher man.
Discovering your weakness is key and make efforts to make them a history because even the bible made us know that David, samson, Jacob etc all had weakness. The agenda of weakness is to vandalize and wreck your destiny, it has no respect for age and persons, it can fall and destroy a ministry and church and pastors aren't exempted from these weakness. If you're weak, people can disappear from you, it caused unwarranted and unaware hatred, it can weaken your prayer and spiritual life and bring it down. Until you show sympathy, aggression to your weakness, you'll remain low. If you don't stop it, it'll stop you.
If anything should happen to you, don't always blame God and try to figure out the problems and work on them either by fasting and praying or any way you feel the problem can be solved.
Let's put on these armors according to
Galatians: 5. 22. But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, 23. Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.



1. To deal with your weakness, write them down cos if you don't deal with them, they'll deal with you.
2. Be honest and Frank with yourself, always tell yourself the truth.
3. See your weakness as a sin and confess it to God. If you these things, God will heal and see you through.

I pray the good Lord will see us all through because he that began a good work in you shall bring it to completion at the day of the Lord Jesus Christ. AMEN
Christianity EtcSuggestive Prayers To Fight Masturbation by thatsleepboy1(op): 9:51am On Oct 11, 2020
Hello everyone, since I've been visiting this forum, I've heard and read all sorts of ways to end masturbation including cursing one's self to death and beyond and I've also tried that and I realised that it's not working for all. So my fellow brethren and believers of the word and God, I'm here to share some little prayer points that a pastor gave to me, though it's not easy, I believe with time VICTORY will be on our lips at the end of the day.

Isaiah: 49. 24. Shall the prey be taken from the mighty, or the lawful captive delivered? 25. But thus saith the LORD, Even the captives of the mighty shall be taken away, and the prey of the terrible shall be delivered: for I will contend with him that contendeth with thee, and I will save thy children. 26. And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine: and all flesh shall know that I the LORD am thy Saviour and thy Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob.
And for sure God will contend with that addiction that is contending with us.

So after reading the above verses, we say these prayers as follows

1. POWERS OF MASTURBATION ATTACKING MY DESTINY BE ROASTED BY FIRE IN THE NAME OF JESUS.

2. EVERY AGENDA OF THE WASTER THROUGH MASTURBATION I WASTE YOU BEFORE YOU WASTE ME DIE BY FIRE IN THE NAME OF JESUS.

3. ANY MAN OR WOMAN ASSIGNED TO MAKE ME MASTURBATE, YOU HAVE FAILED I COMMAND YOU TO PERISH IN THE NAME OF JESUS.

4. FIRE OF GOD, THUNDER OF GOD ARISE AND BREAK EVERY BANDS OF MASTURBATION IN MY LIFE IN THE NAME IF JESUS.

5. WHERE IS THE LORD GOD OF ELIJAH, ARISE NOW AND FIGHT MY BATTLE IN JESUS NAME.

For the lord said in Isaiah: 12. 2. Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and not be afraid: for the LORD JEHOVAH is my strength and my song; he also is become my salvation. 3. Therefore with joy shall ye draw water out of the wells of salvation. and with good faith we shall overcome it IN JESUS NAME. AMEN.

Feel free to add your prayer point(s) too to free people from this wicked shackles.
PoliticsRe: #EndSARS Protest: Man Shot In His Penis In Delta State (Pix, Video) by thatsleepboy1: 8:02pm On Oct 09, 2020
bobokeshington:
OGA PREACHER, PLEASE I NEED THREE S.U GIRLS WEY GET YANSH WELL WELL FROM YOUR CHURCH. I WANT THEM TO CUM PREACH FOR ME.
Abeg wetin be the meaning of SU
RomanceRe: How I Was Molested When I Just 6 By One Anty In Our Yard(true Life Story) by thatsleepboy1: 2:20am On Oct 04, 2020
ZIINI:
That girl now is happily married to a pastor with three kids .and what am saying is about 14 to 15 years ago
And here I'm not married and battling with the wound she left behind.
OP if na me, I'll remind her and one of her daughter's will be given to me as a compensation/free gift/free wife.
RomanceRe: Penis Enlargment Herb by thatsleepboy1: 12:36pm On Sep 27, 2020
How much is it
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Most Regretful Sin You Have Ever Committed? by thatsleepboy1: 11:17am On Sep 27, 2020
Masturbating
RomanceRe: . by thatsleepboy1: 12:35am On Sep 25, 2020
Finnese001:
Upcoming you say undecided


She's a full blown HOE
E dey obvious
RomanceRe: . by thatsleepboy1: 2:08am On Sep 23, 2020
This girl go don taste these guys round one by inch. Better upcoming Olosho
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TravelRe: Flood Prone Areas In Lagos By Cotenant.ng by thatsleepboy1: 1:23am On Sep 10, 2020
CotenantNIG:
Hello Nairalanders
bee a while

Lets looking at FLOOD PRONE AREAS IN LAGOS

Today is a wet day for some parts of Lagos, it has been raining since morning here in Ikotun Lagos. It has been raining cats and rats
Everywhere is flooded in my areas as I speak, sometimes you wonder if rain in Nigeria is a blessing or curse. Lagos state drainage system is one of the worst in Nigeria but do you know the government is not to be blamed for the poor drainage system in Lagos but the citizens have been to some states in Nigeria and I think it's only in Lagos state that people behave mostly like Animals, sorry to use that word.
For example, how would someone carry his or her dirt and pour it inside the gutter when it's raining that person is not ok, you can find this kind of people scattered all over Lagos especially our market places in Lagos, if you go the market clean today believe me all your cloth would be stained.

Some people would build houses and shops on top of the drainage system, blocking the full passage of water in them. do you want to rent an apartment or buy one, please go for the inspection this period. This is the best time to inspect a property in Lagos

Cause of flooding in Lagos state
Poor drainage System
Irresponsibility from the inhabitants


Let's look at these places.

Lagos Island/Ikoyi
Due to the proximity of Lagos island to the sea, we can say this might be the major reason for the floods that do occur around there are times the beach overflow from its boundaries and enters into the streets.

Ejigbo
Ejigbo road is always flooded whether it rains or not, I don't think there is any other road in Nigeria that has refused to be completed since they started building it. Most of the market women and men pour dirt into the drainage some times,  the only time they clear the drainage is during environmental sanitation on Thursday.

Ajah
The Ajah area is no place to visit during the rainy season. Once the rain lasts for long, Ajah and Badore axis become super clumsy with traffic and pedestrians have to “swim” home. The area is close to the river, hence has a naturally low land. Unfortunately, the drainage system in the area is nothing above proper.

Lekki phase 1
There is a phrase that says the rich also cry whenever it rains heavily in lekki everywhere gets flooded. If you are not careful it would enter your house or even your luxury car.

Ibeju Lekki
Ibeju Lekki has dry and wet parts, some developers are doing a terrible job lying to prospects about how safe it is to buy wetlands in those locations. When buying land make sure to inspect the soil because you don't want your house to submerge when it rains heavily,

Surulere
Surulere is always flooded after a heavy downpour, I think its due to the proximity to the canal plays a major role in this too

Apapa
Bad roads play a major role in the flooding that happens in this location.

Orile-Agege
Poor house planning is the reason for the flooding in this area, most of the house are just jammed together blocking the drainage from moving freely

Oworo
Oworo is actually having the same issues as Orile Agege , poor house planning. if the government wants to fix the drainage in these locations most of the houses would have to be demolished.

Notable Mentions
Ladipo, Agege, Ifako,  Ogudu, Ayobo, Gbagada, Iyana-Ipaja, Ebutte Metta

https://cotenant.ng/flood-prone-areas-in-lagos-state/
Add yours

Thank you
OP, i was expecting you to include yaba cos yaba is always flooded. Places in yaba that are always flooded are Iwaya, makoko, alagomeji even sabo too along commercial Avenue inward new makoko and I can give you a full account of places and the name of each street with pictures . Abeg correct that thing.
FoodRe: What Is The Funniest/Most Terrible Combination Of Foods You Have Ever Taken? by thatsleepboy1: 12:29pm On Sep 06, 2020
IamSalt:
Moi moi and beans




Garri and rice
Garri and rice is a normal food. I'm an igbo - Togo boy and it is rampant and one of the best meals in Togo. If you also go to makoko side of yaba in Lagos, you'll buy it and eat.
Christianity EtcRe: The Ibibio Jews Of Nigeria - By Barry Floyd 1969 by thatsleepboy1: 9:46am On Sep 06, 2020
Omo this history no be here. Na eye opener be this for us wey no sabi ath like history inside this life.
SportsRe: Archbishop Of Naples, Sepe, To Osimhen: "Score 5goals In 5 Minutes" by thatsleepboy1: 12:44am On Sep 04, 2020
As his name is sepe, he was truly high in sepe before speaking.
RomanceRe: What Is That One Thing People Tend To Mistake Your Type Of Person For?? by thatsleepboy1: 10:32am On Aug 31, 2020
People take me to be a chronic womanizer and someone from a very rich home and always with cash every minute and I put up the womanizing aspect to their faces and they don't know that I womanize by masturbating frequently and the rich home aspect, pple close to me know the truth and I don't appear to be rich cos I'm struggling everyday of my life hoping things will be better for me and still yet, some pple don't believe me and I'm done and tired of telling pple the truth and besides I don't keep friends at all. I'm more of an introvert.
FamilyRe: When Did You Realize Your Spouse Stopped Loving You? by thatsleepboy1: 1:46am On Aug 24, 2020
staymore:
When she decided to sneak into my chat was when the trouble started and right from then her love has dropped beyond 50%

We were watching Black Panther on my phone one night and I slept off, when she noticed I was far gone asleep she opened my whatsapp nd messenger and read my messages.

The one that got her badly was the one a girl was confessing that she has never had it the way I gave it to her the previous day, that the f**k was "hot and sweet", my lovely wife started saying everything in this world to me.

I couldn't even say a word, she cried and I just closed my eyes pretending I was sleeping.

Since then, hmmm! Its four months now and it has not been as it used to even as I have repented.
That's the major reason why sensitive/erotic chats don't stay up to 24hrs on my phone. I'll either delete them or archive the chat(s).
Music/RadioRe: Barack Obama Lists Wizkid's 'Smile' On His Summer Play List by thatsleepboy1: 12:27am On Aug 19, 2020
Who saw davido's name. His name is there too
HealthRe: My Sister's Foot And Toe Are Causing Her A Lot Of Pain (Pictures) by thatsleepboy1: 10:56pm On Aug 10, 2020
olaajilaran:
Hello doctors in the house, for a while now, my sister has been complaining of pain in her toe,
Initially I suspected it was "Athlete foot disease", she applied Some topical creams and the pain disappeared.

Not long ago, she started complaining of the pain again and it was worse than before. The pain was excruciating, most times, my sister wakes up crying

Doctors and pharmacists in the house, kindly help me check this out, pictures are attached below. The toe is also swollen. Help me diagnosis and effective medications please.

(PS: I still suspect it's Athlete foot disease or Onychomycosis, but I need better knowledge from the doctors in the house. Thank you)
OP thank God you're a Yoruba guy. I no be doctor ooo but I dey reason jomi jomi if na water area una dey stay cos of the way u separate her toes. Make she drink ampicilin and make she soak her legs for hot water with salt added inside the water in case na jomi jomi o
Christianity EtcRe: Primate Ayodele: Death Still Lurks In Aso Rock, Speaks On Kashamu’s Death by thatsleepboy1: 11:05am On Aug 10, 2020
IvarTheBoneless:
This guy! grin

When Saraki seemed invincible...he predicted Bukola would be President in 2019.

cheesy
Oga don't get him wrong. I've followed this man for the past 4 - 5 years accurately and he says the truth whether you believe him or not. He never said so. He suggested that it is only saraki that'll make this nation go forward and that PMB should step down for him and endorse and support him. He also said in 2016 that if PMB should go for second term, he'll and it happened. Abeg go and revisit his prophesies and stop being ignorant of what you don't know or sure of biko.
FamilyRe: Wife Breaks Bottle On Husband's Head After He Slapped Her-neighbours Hail Her On by thatsleepboy1: 5:04am On Jul 28, 2020
vastolord4:
Nothing can break that relationship! That's called violent love.
Lol and it's the bitter truth
RomanceRe: Please help, My Niece Is Using My Phone To Snap Nudes Selfie by thatsleepboy1: 2:47pm On Jul 26, 2020
OP abeg don't stress yourself. If at 16 she's doing this, just jejely find xvideos.com connect for her or naijanolly link for her. She's destined to be a porn star and become a love-vendor. abeg open IG account for her and let her start making money.
RomanceRe: You Can Stop Any Addiction With This Simple Mind Trick by thatsleepboy1: 1:34pm On Jul 26, 2020
Your suggestion was really funny at the beginning but at the end of the day with your explanations, I learnt sth new and you said nth but the truth. I'll try it out to stop my masturbation addiction and replace it with regular sex. Thanks alot man. You're indeed a blessing in disguise.
SportsRe: President Buhari Is Happy With Osimhen's Transfer To Napoli - Franklin Ogunyemi by thatsleepboy1: 12:47pm On Jul 26, 2020
Mtcheeeeeeeeeew
EducationRe: JAMB Directs Tertiary Institutions To Begin Admission Processes August 21 by thatsleepboy1: 7:43pm On Jul 20, 2020
At least the should give admission so that I'll have small hope even if I'm to resume by 2021 and they should consider these set of SS3s biko.
CrimeRe: #JusticeForIzu: Izu Madubueze Commits Suicide After False Rape Accusation by thatsleepboy1: 8:52am On Jul 20, 2020
Any girl that'll wrongfully accuse me of raping her, I'll damage her life beyond repairs to the extent that Dr DK Olukoya of MFM will boldly tell it to her face that her case is beyond his powers.
FamilyRe: At What Age Did Your Parents Stop Flogging You? by thatsleepboy1: 8:45am On Jul 20, 2020
My father has never beaten me before and the flogger which happens to be my mother stopped the moment I entered jss1 back in 2010.
PoliticsMurtala’s Love For Edo, Yoruba. by thatsleepboy1(op): 8:53am On Jul 13, 2020
General Murtala Mohammed knew his roots, many of us do not. There are different accounts trailing his place of origin. Official records say he was from Kurawa Quarters, Kano. Some accounts tell us he was born in Aviele in today’s Edo State. And there are those who swear the Signals officer hailed from Igbei, Auchi.

Murtala’s mother, Ramatu, was a Kano woman and part of the Inua Wada family. Wada, of course, was one of the powerful ministers in the First Republic. He was Defence Minister before Muhammadu Ribadu.

The general loved his mother so much that on assumption of office as Head of State in 1975, he dropped his middle name, Rufai and chose Ramat, in her honour.

Risqua was his father and he gave the name to his second son while the first son, Zakari, was named after Brigadier Zakari Maimalari, one of the First Sandhurst trained Nigerian military officers.

There is this tale that Murtala’s dad, Risqua, was originally an Etsako man and traded in kola nuts around the Agege area of Lagos. Then he would travel to Kano where he got really close with the Inua Wada family. In the process, he fell in love with and married Ramatu.

However, his Kano in-laws did not know Risqua was not a Northerner. He also did not want them to know. At the same time, the man did not forget his Etsako roots. He entertained his kinsmen and anytime an in-law was spotted as they discussed, Risqua switched to Hausa.

Murtala’s son Risqua, acknowledges the fact that his father had something to do with Auchi, although he limits it to building a mosque in the town.

He said: “Yes, people say that my father had strong relationship with Auchi, but I think they got it from the fact that during the war, he built a mosque in Auchi and I think that was where the relationship started from.”

Risqua was barely six years old when Gen. Mohammed died 1976. Zakari was 10. Their father showed signs that there was something special about Auchi where he was said to have slaughtered a white cow during the push against Biafra announcing that their son had come home.

As Head of State, he appointed an Etsako man, Col. George Agbazika Innih, from Agenebode, Military Governor of Mid-Western State. At that time the state comprised today’s Edo and Delta States. And that state produced two governors: Innih and Paul Ufuoma Omu, while some like North –Eastern, East Central, Rivers and South-Eastern were not considered.

Shortly before his assassination, Murtala took four traditional rulers to Mecca on pilgrimage. One of them was the Otaru of Auchi, Guruza Momoh. He promised and built a School of Engineering in the town too.

When General Mohammed left Army Signals as Head,he chose an Etsako officer,Col, Abdu Rahman Alhaji Mamudu, from Agbede as his replacement. It is also on record that as a war commander, Murtala appointed Col. Osaigbovo Ogbemudia, Military Governor of Mid-Western State even when he had no such powers. General Gowon obliged him and confirmed the appointee.

There is also the Yoruba angle. We remember his father was said to have been a trader in Lagos. And the Second Division of the Nigeria Army which Murtala commanded during the war, was made up majorly of Yoruba officers and men.

In 1962, Captain Murtala Mohammed was Aide de Camp[ADC] to the Administrator of the Western Region, Dr. Moses Majekodunmi. A year later, he married a Yoruba lady, Ajoke. And one of his best friends was Chief Moshood Abiola.

Of the 12 state governors appointed by Murtala in 1975, only three: Innih, Captains Akin Aduwo of Western State and Adekunle Lawal , Lagos; sat over their states of origin. The last two were Yoruba. Another Yoruba, Col. Ibrahim Taiwo was sent to Kwara which had a large Yoruba population. Even when Aduwo was redeployed after one month, yet another Yoruba officer, David Jemibewon took over.

Murtala chose a Yoruba, Lt. Akintunde Akinshehinwa, as his ADC. Both were born in November and died on February 13, 1976. The subaltern finished at Edokpolor Grammar School, Benin City in Murtala’s Mid-West. His Minister of Sports, Maj. Gen. Olufemi Olutoye, a Yoruba, attended Primary School in the same Benin: St. James School and later, St. Peter’s. Murtala’s Orderly, St. Sgt. Michael Otuwe, was a Mid-Westerner.

Two powerful Panels set up in 1976 on a new Federal capital and creation of new states, were headed by a Yoruba, Justice Akinola Aguda and a Mid-Westerner, Justice Ayo Irikefe respectively.

And when the First Director General of NITEL, Mr. Akindele thoroughly lampooned the Hausa man, Murtala, at Dodan Barracks, the Head of State did not react. The engineer almost collapsed when he heard the Commander-in-Chief spoke Yoruba to Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo, his deputy.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/11/murtalas-love-edo-yoruba/

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