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Crime / Re: Family That Lost 2 Members During Fulani Attack In Benue Hold Thanksgiving(pics) by theapeman: 5:12pm On May 06, 2018
stephenduru:
The family of Tse lost two family  members when Fulani herdsmen attacked  Gwer West,Benue state.The little boy pictured below survived the attack but was badly wounded.

The family held a thanksgiving service,thanking God for sparing the lives of some of their family members.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/05/family-who-lost-2-members-during-family.html?m=1
Allah must be tasty of blood!
Celebrities / Re: Chizoba Ejike Releases Indian Inspired Photos by theapeman: 11:18pm On May 05, 2018
Is there no miss big yansh pageant undecided


Why is only Igbo winning this stuff? What happened to our big yansh afonja women?

Why can't them win this stuff with their big yansh. cry
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade In Hot Leather Pants On Stage. (Photos) by theapeman: 9:58pm On May 05, 2018
thechase:
-CELEBRITYVIBESNG

Yemi Alade, who has been on her "Black Magic Euro Tour" for quite sometime now shared photos from the just concluded concert in Switzerland.

No doubt she looks absolutely Hot!! Damn!

Photos below;









Source: http://www.celebrityvibes.ml/2018/05/yemi-alade-in-hot-leather-pants-on.html?m=1

you have been collecting diick lately!



Give your life to Christ

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Agriculture / Re: 'My Name Is Ogochukwu Maduako, I Am A Farmer And A Recycler" by theapeman: 12:18am On May 05, 2018
There is one moderator who always put her dry breassst on her dp.


May you give your life to Christ for your time is almost near!




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Religion / Re: American Pastors Pray Over Kenneth Copeland As He Visits Winners Chapel by theapeman: 4:00pm On May 04, 2018
SARMAT:




You are the only reasonable Christian here. I was happy when I saw your post.99% of Christian are zombie only 1% of 1% are really wise. Kenneth COPLAND IS NoT even AN AVERAGE SATANIST HE iS AN ARCH SATANIST. A MAN WHO CLAIMED BEFORE HIS FELLOW SATANIST pastor ADEBOYE THAT JESUS IS NOT THE ONLY BEGOTTEN SON OF GOD AS PASTOR ADEBoyE NODS IN AGREEMENT YET MoRONIC DEAD BRAINED NON RESEARCHING CHRISTIANS CONTUNUE TO HAIL THEM IT IS A PITY. cry AND IF YOUR BRAIN IS WoRKiNG at all you should also know that PASTOR OYEDEPO iS ALSO A SATANIST cos he is always associating with Copland again CHECK CONVENANT UNIVERSITY ON Google MAp U SEE ELEMENT OF KABALA OCULTIC SYMBOLISM OF SIXs hexagram and pentagram litters ONLY THE DUMB/ZOMB WILL REFUTE THIS. HOW CAN AN AVERAGE Christian KNOW This WHEN THEY ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN EXCHANGING gENITAL DAY AND NIGHT


undecided
all this Muslim people!


Go and sleep with your kettle

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Politics / Re: Trump Asked For The Protection Of Both Christians And Muslims In Nigeria by theapeman: 10:35am On May 01, 2018
drips8:



Everyone needs protection regardless of their belief

How sure are you


All religions need to be exterminated
please try and go to those state and see what is happening yourself!
Politics / Re: Trump Asked For The Protection Of Both Christians And Muslims In Nigeria by theapeman: 10:26am On May 01, 2018
The protection suppose to be for Christian and not Muslim angry


Muslim are the one who are killing the Christian for Allah course!


That religion need to be exterminated

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Celebrities / Re: Update: Avicii Cause Of Death Confirmed As Suicide In Family Statement by theapeman: 8:53am On Apr 27, 2018
pressplay411:


You took this right out of my mouth. But he did know Jesus, he just never accepted or believed on Him.
I pray for Grace for every lost soul, confused, enburdened and seeking salvation and answers to be able to ask and receive Him.
Jesus Saves.
thanks for the correction.


Knowing and accepting are two different thing!


"If only he believed in him"



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Celebrities / Re: Update: Avicii Cause Of Death Confirmed As Suicide In Family Statement by theapeman: 2:16am On Apr 27, 2018
glowup:
depression is a disease man don't mislead people don't people who believe in Jesus have malaria ni
Nigga! Depression and malaria are two different thin man!

Malaria is caused by mosquito while depression got to do with the state of the mind! undecided

Loneliness, not knowing, who you are, worriers, your purpose on earth, all lead to depression.


So our lord Jesus Christ do make a reference to cast all your burden on him. This is one common truth that even the Muslim keep exploding themselves because of this!


Give your life to Christ and your state of mind will be at peace!



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Celebrities / Re: Update: Avicii Cause Of Death Confirmed As Suicide In Family Statement by theapeman: 2:05am On Apr 27, 2018
[quote author=muhdchilli post=67063028][/quote]if a Muslim man hear the name of our lord Jesus!


Them always feel jealous and ashamed!


So them therefore tend to throw insult or provoking words! sad


Give your life to Christ Jesus and stop worshiping idols (a.k.a the moon goddess)

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Celebrities / Re: Update: Avicii Cause Of Death Confirmed As Suicide In Family Statement by theapeman: 11:12pm On Apr 26, 2018
fabinfos:
@Kikiotolu.com

Late Swedish DJ has been reported to have died from apparent suicide, KikioTolu.com can confirm.

This was revealed in a statement issued by Avicii’s family, they said that he ‘could not go on any longer’ when he died on 20 April.

The statement, translated from Swedish, read:

‘Our beloved Tim was a seeker, a fragile artistic soul searching for answers to existential questions. An overachieving perfectionist who travelled and worked hard at a pace that led to extreme stress.

‘When he stopped touring, he wanted to find a balance in life to be happy and be able to do what he loved most – music.

‘He really struggled with thoughts about Meaning, Life, Happiness. He could not go on any longer.

‘He wanted to find peace. Tim was not made for the business machine he found himself in; he was a sensitive guy who loved his fans but shunned the spotlight.

‘Tim, you will forever be loved and sadly missed. The person you were and your music will keep your memory alive.

‘We love you, Your family.’

Police had earlier confirmed that there was no criminal suspicion in his death.

Avicii had suffered numerous health problems throughout his life, including acute pancreatitis, caused in part by his excessive drinking.

In 2014, he had his appendix and gallbladder removed.

The Levels hitmaker retired from touring in 2016 due to the toll it was taking on his health.

Source: http://kikiotolu.com/avicii-committed-suicide/

Lalasticlala ishilove seun Mynd44 Dominique
if only you knew Jesus, you won't have commit suicide or suffer from depression





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Health / Re: African Doctor Performs Successful Foot Reimplantation Surgery(pics) by theapeman: 6:21pm On Apr 25, 2018
revelation2013:
He even Rose again after death all by Himself. He is the Doctor of doctors.

And the specialist of all specialists!



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Health / Re: African Doctor Performs Successful Foot Reimplantation Surgery(pics) by theapeman: 6:20pm On Apr 25, 2018
MTKbudapest:




We Yoruba Muslim's don't believe in God... My Lord and Saviour Jesus did more than reimplantation while on earth... And He is even doing it now in heaven... All you have to do is ask in His name and it shall be done for you.
Jesus raised the dead... Heal the sick... Made the blind to see... Make the lame to work... Set the captive free... Walk on the sea... Calm the storm... And died for me. What more could he had done?
APPROVED







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Bursting Islam yansh since 1500Ad

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Health / Re: African Doctor Performs Successful Foot Reimplantation Surgery(pics) by theapeman: 6:07pm On Apr 25, 2018
Ya Nigga put graphic pics ahead angry

I'm eating ya danm Matherfuvker
Romance / Re: If You Want Him, Go For Him by theapeman: 11:58pm On Apr 21, 2018
Divay22:

Oh please shut up!
Don't let your hate for women becloud your sense of reasoning.
Ladies ain't scared of asking a guy out. If he's worth it, she'll go for him.. But you don't expect a girl in her right senses to go for childish guys (including you), cos you'll still be the first person that will call her cheap or remind her that she asked you out and not you..

If he's worth it, I'll go for him.

shut your frypan mouth

No wonder the white or foreign women are way better than our piece of shiit women! The reason is that ya fish brain is already program to think that guys will always call ya cheap when approach undecided

Change your dirty mindset
Romance / Re: If You Want Him, Go For Him by theapeman: 11:05pm On Apr 21, 2018
youngbelieve:


Continue


Romance / Re: If You Want Him, Go For Him by theapeman: 10:52pm On Apr 21, 2018
Toks2008:
Gone are the days when ladies just sit and hope that guy they desire comes for them..or the days ladies love to form hard to get...

These days the number of single ladies are so much that most guys who truly want to settle down don't even know which lady to go for as almost every lady they meet looks great to have as a wife.

One secret I want many ladies to know is that most men at marriageable stage are so vulnerable and would readily fall for any lady who can show them she is really ready for business and this is why they say "bad girls get the good guys" but the truth is that these girls are not bad but only smart to go for that man they desire.

It does not mean you are cheap and it does not mean you will automatically grant him access to sleep with you but it will go a long way to prove that indeed you are a confident lady who knows what she wants.

Slide into his DM,smile at him,quote his comment and write something good about it...just show him you desire him even if you can't woo him directly and if he refuses to see the obvious...move on to another man that catches your fancy but stop waiting for any guy you desire to come for you....go for him
one thing you suppose to know is that naija women are bunch of pigs undecided



Those group of unrepented species will rather die in silent than for them to do such, and later you will see those apes shouting feminist! undecided

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Politics / Re: Some Facts About Abuja National Mosque Everyone Should Know (Photos) by theapeman: 8:31pm On Apr 21, 2018
information1:
The Abuja National Mosque, was built in the 1980s, is a national monument to religiosity which belonging to all Nigerians. Which is few meters away from the siting of this is the National Ecumenical Centre where Christian events of national significance always take place.

The way the mosque looks, it can tell that the amount used to build this mosque would definitely be millions of dollars, Anyways, the mosque is soo beautiful and even added beauty to the landscape of the city.

According to Hongkiat Survey, the Abuja National Mosque is among the Top 50 Most Beautiful Religious centers in the world.

You don't only worship ALLAH in the mosque; the mosque also has an apartment for a library, a religious school, and a conference hall.

The golden dome and the four minarets of the national mosque dominate the skyline of Abuja's Central Area. You can actually locate the mosque, anywhere from Zone 10 to Wuse Zone 3.  The current chief imam of national mosque abuja is - Professor Ahmad Sa’id Galadanci

https://talkgeria.com/facts-everyone-needs-to-know-abuja-national-mosque-photos/
See Pictures Below.

national mosque that is use in recruiting suicide bombers undecided


2018-2019 batch B bombers loading........

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Religion / Re: Jamaican Pastor Wears Army Uniform, Shoots At His Enemies With Water Gun(Video) by theapeman: 11:23am On Apr 21, 2018
muckross:
This is another funny video of a Jamaican pastor who wears soldier regalia and uses a water gun to shoot at his enemies inside the church.

Watch The Video Below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcfU3Zyzaac

Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/04/pastor-wears-soldier-regalia-while.html

T
your mate are using real gun to shoot people angry
Celebrities / Re: Agnes Masogange Is Dead! Died Of Pneumonia And Low Blood Pressure by theapeman: 9:53pm On Apr 20, 2018
TribesNG:


http://toribaze.com/entertainment/tanzanian-model-agnes-masogange-linked-davido-dead/


give your life to Christ you wont hear undecided



Now you have deaded


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Fashion / Re: Trendy Suits For Men About To Make A Bold Move by theapeman: 7:25pm On Apr 20, 2018
Opinionated:
Every man should have at least one good suit. The first thing to do before you drop what could be hundreds or thousands of dollars on a well-made suit is to consider what you need the suit for.

Whether it’s a crucial job interview, a nightlife odyssey with old friends or the day you bid farewell to bachelorhood forever, looking good instills confidence. And Jumia Nigeria, the online shop you can trust, is on hand to share a few tips:

Pinstriped Suit or Professional suit



This one’s our pick for the fashionable entrepreneur, an uptight banker or an employee who knows his style. A pin-striped suit is similar to a linen one, darker than the stripe one and should be worn with a shirt and matching tie. This suit is perfect for a business meeting or anything to do with the word ‘professional’. We also believe that your dress code in the office influences the power you have over your colleagues/employees. A pinstriped suit will ensure that this influence is at its highest.

Dinner Jacket



The dinner jacket, commonly known as a tuxedo, is perfect for a sophisticated evening meal or meeting her parents for dinner for the very first time. This means that a dinner jacket creates a lasting impression if you want to look charismatic, stylish and classy, cultured and refined. Tuxedos can be avoided for business meetings but at the same time can be a great option for a business party.

Velvet Jacket



A well-cut, good quality velvet jacket is versatile and can be worn elegantly for many occasions. But mainly, it’s perfect for a night out at a posh club or dinner and drinks with your friends. It is comfortable to wear and gives you a sharp look. Wear your velvet jacket with dark jeans for contrasting, dressy and stylish attire.

Vintage Suits



A vintage suit is a traditional three-piece suit comprising of trousers, vest and a jacket made up of the same two fabrics namely polyester and wool. This can be worn in a retro-classic style for business outings or can be played around with colours and styles for a young look. Each suit can be worn in four universal styles: The Italian suits that are the most famous; the American style which is more youthful and fun; the British style places emphasis on elegance, class and sophistication; and the Mandarin style which reflects its oriental culture.

Source: Trendy Suits for Men About To Make A Bold Move

why not teach we how to wear our native cloth undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africans Plant Trees Inside Potholes (Photo) by theapeman: 1:11pm On Apr 20, 2018
Very soon them will be planting Nigerians head on the road undecided
Islam for Muslims / Re: Something You Must Know About Islamic Greetings by theapeman: 12:43pm On Apr 20, 2018
saeedowolab:

Jesus son of Mary is only a messenger of Allah the messenger of whom has passed away and his mother is saintly woman and they both use to eat earthly food, c how we make the revelation cleared to the them, c how they turned away quoted from the holy Quran, according to the glorious Quran Jesus was neither killed nor persecuted Allah said we brought him unto us but it looks to them as if he was killed , on judgement day Allah will ask Jesus did u tell ur people to worship u and ur mother as two gods besides Allah, allegation Jesus will deny saying I don't speak on my way except of wich u know, it is their heart desire, Jesus a a great prophet of Islam, Jesus in the Quran mould clay the likeness of a bird blew life into it and flew, this miracle is no where recorded in the bible, Allah say Jesus the son of Mary is able to heal him who is born blind by my permission, is able to raise the death alive by permission, all this miracle Jesus perform is by the permission of the supreme which is Allah.
sorry!

The Jesus we know in our Bible don't do superstitious thing as in moulding clay in likeness of bird and blew life into it! To what significant it is anyway!

Our lord Jesus Christ is not a magician to perform such foolish act! The Jesus I know of heals multitude, feed the thousands.

He won't step so low in making mould bird.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Something You Must Know About Islamic Greetings by theapeman: 12:32pm On Apr 20, 2018
Rashduct4luv:


We do not believe Jesus to be a God or son of God. Son of Man appeared thirty times in Matthew, 14 times in Mark, twenty five times in Luke and 12 times in John making 81 times in all. Jesus is a son of man never a son of God.

We believe the greeting of Peace above is similar to the one Jesus used while on earth!

Jesus in the Bible using the common Islamic greeting: "peace be upon you" (Assalam alaikum in Arabic)

Jesus (peace be upon him) often extended the greeting: “Peace be upon you,”…As you may know Muslims often greet each other with the same phrase in Arabic; “As-Salāmu `Alaykum”…Jews also use this same greeting but they say it in Hebrew; “Sholom Aleichem”. Notice the similarities in both Arabic and Hebrew. Also the common respected response to this greeting in both faiths is: “and on you be peace": in Arabic "wa `Alaykum As-Salām", and in Hebrew “Aleichem Sholom”.

"And as they were still talking about this, Jesus himself stood in the midst of them, and saith unto them, Peace be unto you." - New Testament (Luke 24:36)

"And into whatsoever house ye enter, first say, Peace be to this house." - New Testament (Luke 10:5)

"On the evening of that first day of the week, when the disciples were together, with the doors locked for fear of the Jews, Jesus came and stood among them and said, "Peace be with you!" - New Testament (John 20:19)

"Again Jesus said, "Peace be with you! As the Father has sent me, I am sending you." - New Testament (John 20:21)

"A week later his disciples were in the house again, and Thomas was with them. Though the doors were locked, Jesus came and stood among them and said, "Peace be with you!" - New Testament (John 20:26)

Have you ever met a Christian who greets others with the words of Jesus: "Peace be unto you" or departs with those words? As everyone is well aware of Muslims still widely use this practice.

And Jesus can't save himself not to talk of saving anyone!

A Mother’s Request Matthew 20 vs 21-23

20 Then the mother of Zebedee’s sons came to Jesus with her sons and, kneeling down, asked a favor of him.

21 “What is it you want?” he asked.

She said, “Grant that one of these two sons of mine may sit at your right and the other at your left in your kingdom.”

22 “You don’t know what you are asking,” Jesus said to them. “Can you drink the cup I am going to drink?”

“We can,” they answered.

23 Jesus said to them, “You will indeed drink from my cup, but to sit at my right or left is not for me to grant. These places belong to those for whom they have been prepared by my Father.”

Stop derailing our thread please!


1 Corinthians 15:28
Verse Concepts
When all things are subjected to Him, then the Son Himself also will be subjected to the One who subjected all things to Him, so that God may be all in all.

Psalm 2:7
Verse Concepts
"I will surely tell of the decree of the LORD: He said to Me, 'You are My Son, Today I have begotten You.

Hebrews 1:5
Verse Concepts
For to which of the angels did He ever say, "YOU ARE MY SON, TODAY I HAVE BEGOTTEN YOU"? And again, "I WILL BE A FATHER TO HIM AND HE SHALL BE A SON TO ME"?

Matthew 3:17
Verse Concepts
and behold, a voice out of the heavens said, "This is My beloved Son, in whom I am well-pleased
."

Matthew 17:5
Verse Concepts
While he was still speaking, a bright cloud overshadowed them, and behold, a voice out of the cloud said, "This is My beloved Son, with whom I am well-pleased; listen to Him
!"

Mark 1:11
Verse Concepts
and a voice came out of the heavens: "You are My beloved Son, in You I am well-pleased."

John 1:14
Verse Concepts
And the Word became flesh, and dwelt among us, and we saw His glory, glory as of the only begotten from the Father, full of grace and truth.

1 John 4:10
Verse Concepts
In this is love, not that we loved God, but that He loved us and sent His Son to be the propitiation for our sins
.

John 14:13
Verse Concepts
"Whatever you ask in My name, that will I do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son.

John 5:19
Verse Concepts
Therefore Jesus answered and was saying to them, "Truly, truly, I say to you, the Son can do nothing of Himself, unless it is something He sees the Father doing; for whatever the Father does, these things the Son also does in like manner.

John 5:26
Verse Concepts
"For just as the Father has life in Himself, even so He gave to the Son also to have life in Himself;

Mark 14:61
Verse Concepts
But He kept silent and did not answer Again the high priest was questioning Him, and saying to Him, "Are You the Christ, the Son of the Blessed One?"

Mark 5:7
Verse Concepts
and shouting with a loud voice, he said, "What business do we have with each other, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I implore You by God, do not torment me!"

Luke 8:28
Verse Concepts
Seeing Jesus, he cried out and fell before Him, and said in a loud voice, "What business do we have with each other, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg You, do not torment me."

Acts 13:33
Verse Concepts
that God has fulfilled this promise to our children in that He raised up Jesus, as it is also written in the second Psalm, 'YOU ARE MY SON; TODAY I HAVE BEGOTTEN YOU.'

Hebrews 5:5
Verse Concepts
So also Christ did not glorify Himself so as to become a high priest, but He who said to Him, "YOU ARE MY SON, TODAY I HAVE BEGOTTEN YOU";

Mark 9:7
Verse Concepts
Then a cloud formed, overshadowing them, and a voice came out of the cloud, "This is My beloved Son, listen to Him!"

Luke 3:22
Verse Concepts
and the Holy Spirit descended upon Him in bodily form like a dove, and a voice came out of heaven, "You are My beloved Son, in You I am well-pleased."

2 Peter 1:17
Verse Concepts
For when He received honor and glory from God the Father, such an utterance as this was made to Him by the Majestic Glory, "This is My beloved Son with whom I am well-pleased"--

Luke 9:35
Verse Concepts
Then a voice came out of the cloud, saying, "This is My Son, My Chosen One; listen to Him!"

Romans 1:4
Verse Concepts
who was declared the Son of God with power by the resurrection from the dead, according to the Spirit of holiness, Jesus Christ our Lord,

Matthew 2:15
Verse Concepts
He remained there until the death of Herod. This was to fulfill what had been spoken by the Lord through the prophet: "OUT OF EGYPT I CALLED MY SON."

Luke 20:13
Verse Concepts
"The owner of the vineyard said, 'What shall I do? I will send my beloved son; perhaps they will respect him.'

Hebrews 1:8
Verse Concepts
But of the Son He says, "YOUR THRONE, O GOD, IS FOREVER AND EVER, AND THE RIGHTEOUS SCEPTER IS THE SCEPTER OF HIS KINGDOM.

1 John 5:9
Verse Concepts
If we receive the testimony of men, the testimony of God is greater; for the testimony of God is this, that He has testified concerning His Son.

1 John 5:10
Verse Concepts
The one who believes in the Son of God has the testimony in himself; the one who does not believe God has made Him a liar, because he has not believed in the testimony that God has given concerning His Son.

My deal Muslim brother! It is there and it only take those who are fill with the holy spirit to truly understand the bible.

Even the devil himself don't believe Jesus is the son of god and " how can a son of God come to earth and die for our sin".

And this are the thing we use to identify fake prophets and the devil also.


Pls give your life to Christ Jesus Christ.




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Religion / Re: Pastor Kumuyi: "Why We Built A New Deeper Life Bible Church Headquarters" by theapeman: 10:31am On Apr 20, 2018

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo And Bishop Abioye Visit Ile-ife, Osun And Kinshasha Congo by theapeman: 10:26am On Apr 20, 2018
ipobarecriminals:
cool cool i received his double anointing
you don't received someone anointing you ignoramus undecided

Go and work for your own anointing!


Lazy Nigeria youths!

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Crime / Re: South African Policeman Caught Planting A Gun In A Nigerian Man's Car (video) by theapeman: 12:13pm On Apr 18, 2018
South Africa!

The most useless country in map of Africa.

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