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Celebrities / Re: Actress Rita Dominic Looks Ageless In New Beauty Portraits [PICS] by theapeman: 2:14pm On Nov 27, 2017
nnadychuks:
sometimes you should ignore the negativity and focus on what she has without a man
what did she have without a man?

Celebrities / Re: Actress Rita Dominic Looks Ageless In New Beauty Portraits [PICS] by theapeman: 2:08pm On Nov 27, 2017
I'm sure she is full of regret and misery when attending banky wedding.

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Crime / Re: Jealous Wife Pours Hot Water On Her Husband And His New Wife (Graphic Photos) by theapeman: 2:00pm On Nov 27, 2017
uboma:
Our Muslim Hausa Sisters are now voicing out their displeasure at Polygamy.
I'm telling you!


which woman on her normal sense will love sharing her husband peniiss with another woman undecided


now there have started to see that Islam is a bondage religion that suppress women,

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Crime / Re: Jealous Wife Pours Hot Water On Her Husband And His New Wife (Graphic Photos) by theapeman: 1:56pm On Nov 27, 2017
Thepasserby:
I have a feeling these women should be taken for a sanity test before any guy should think of proposing. In your courtship period, don't just waste your time by telling her all the sweet things in the world. Once in a while, try to act as though you are cheating on her and see her reaction.



With the rate at which things are going, I think marriage is now a death sentence o. First it was stabbing, now its hot water. who knows what's next?



See the photos below


http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/jealous-wife-pours-hot-water-on-her-husband-and-his-new-wife
thought Islam love sharing penisss with different women undecided


no wonder there are killing there husbands

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Crime / Re: Security Agents Including A Lady Gun Down Notorious Kidnappers In Imo. Photos by theapeman: 12:20pm On Nov 27, 2017
dainformant:
A joint team of the ISN cobra and Buffalo squad led by Okaaomeen'oru Chris Ekwueme, the SA Security to Governor on security Orlu Zone responded quickly to a call on duty as they swooped on a six man kidnapping team who abducted their victims at Amaokpara in Imo state.

The Venza car with Reg No FST 350 EQ was recovered after a shootout that led to the death of 2 of the kidnappers while others escaped with bullet wounds.Their remains have been taken away by the men of the anti-kidnap team from Owerri along side 3 A-K47 riffle...

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/kidnappers-killed-gun-battle-fierce-security-agents-imo-state-photos.html
beauty bre@st for waste
Romance / Re: Please Is This Normal During S3X by theapeman: 10:20pm On Nov 26, 2017
Md4great:
There is this lady i just recently fall in love with, she is beautiful to my taste.
The issue is that she love us having sex, but my concern is i hardly cum during the second rounds, still on over 2hrs, and am still erect..though she cant have enough of me.
My question is , is it normal?

Thank you, .....please no insult....
don't go and work and give your life to Christ you hear! undecided

keep using your immature preek to commit sin still you kick the bucket undecided


oh yes generation of vipers!
Education / Re: Imo State University Student Slumps & Dies After Her Project Defence (Photos) by theapeman: 10:17pm On Nov 26, 2017
bigpicture001:
salt consumption weakens the hear muscles nd eventually leads to heart attack...we shld all reduce our salt intake at all cost
not only salt consumption bro!

if you don't train your heart to pump more blood to circulate the body! who will?

simple exercise like jogging, walking helps a lot in the improvement of the heart and can make it withstand pressure.

but no! our women like to fly bike from one micro location to another!

just one look at her face you will know the kind of sedentary lifestyle she live.

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Education / Re: Imo State University Student Slumps & Dies After Her Project Defence (Photos) by theapeman: 10:12pm On Nov 26, 2017
BrainnewsNg:


Really? Is that what killed her?
obviously!


your heart need exercise more than you think!


don't exercise and let fat full your blood stream and see if your heart won't arrest itself!

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Education / Re: Imo State University Student Slumps & Dies After Her Project Defence (Photos) by theapeman: 9:51pm On Nov 26, 2017
BrainnewsNg:


Source: https://www.brainnewsng.com/shocking-imo-state-varsity-final-year-student-slumps-dies-project-defence-pics





stop eating junk food you won't hear!


exercise exercise you won't hear!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Kisses His Plus-Sized Oyinbo Lover (Photos, Video) by theapeman: 9:49pm On Nov 26, 2017
Akalia:
sit your stinky ass on a wooden stool and shut your ass smelling trap. Why take a swipe at Nigerian men?
relax Bro!

most naija women are suffering from mental rejection, them came here to pour their misery out!

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Kisses His Plus-Sized Oyinbo Lover (Photos, Video) by theapeman: 9:44pm On Nov 26, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
What a shame! Nigerian men have ZERO class! So this is what they mean when they scream “Team Foreign” with their halitosis ridden breath?
Dear Naija men, take a cue from your female counterparts. When you want to go interracial, get you a hot, young thing and not your grandma’s agemate grin
lol!

surprise this is coming out from someone who is suffering from mental depression!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Kisses His Plus-Sized Oyinbo Lover (Photos, Video) by theapeman: 9:37pm On Nov 26, 2017
Muckross1122:
Nigerian guy, simply identified as Olasukanmi, is currently raving online for obvious reasons.

Olasukanmi and his white plus-sized lover, has everyone’s eyes fixed at them as a video of him kissing her and another of them taking a walk together emerges online.

Watch The Video Below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0JgSkqFkfA

Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2017/11/viral-video-of-nigerian-man-locking.html

that particular tribe with interiority complex!


so disappointed in ya!
Crime / Re: Wedding Video Of Maryam Sanda And Bilyamin Muhammed Bello by theapeman: 9:34pm On Nov 26, 2017
hanity:

Do I sound like I'm not?
Couldn't just ignore because to me you don't even understand a word out of all you said!
Trying to sound clever right?
anyways wehdone sir!
what if I told you that you are a fool!



don't bother replying!
Crime / Re: Wedding Video Of Maryam Sanda And Bilyamin Muhammed Bello by theapeman: 3:47pm On Nov 26, 2017
hanity:
People like you still dey? Must you just talk? Anyways wehdone sir!
are you OK?
Romance / Re: Guys! Why You Should Stop Sleeping With That Cheating Girlfriend by theapeman: 8:41am On Nov 26, 2017
Therock5555:
Hello folks, I just came back from a court summon with my close pal and I really think his case should serve as a warning to others.

He has been dating a lady for the past three years, his parents didn't like the girl and discouraged him but he was adamant, he usually visited her parents and bought gifts for her siblings, she was his world or should I say she was his weakness.

He spent frivolously on her, She wasn't working but her room was more decorated than even an oil worker while he managed simple appliances. What caused their rifts was that he opened a hairdressing saloon for her, collected a loan of over 150k, coincidentally his younger sister was about going back to school and she needed 40k, his dad didn't have enough so he pleaded with his son but the boy said he didn't have any, his sister had to sell her phone to him just to complete the money when she had no other choice, and he on the other hand was opening a saloon for his girl.

Word fluttered around that his girl had began cheating on him, he stubbornly refused to listen until he caught her red handed, instead of breaking up with her and counting his losses, he decided not to be a maga, so he kept her and kept sleeping with her like every time they were together.

The girl later found out that he had started dating another girl, she confided in a friend who was closed to me that she was going to punish the guy for wasting three years of her life.

She took in and accused the guy of being responsible for her pregnancy, of course he couldn't outrightly deny her, both parents knew they were dating as he was the only guy she ever brought home to her parents.

He denied the pregnancy on the grounds that he always played safe with her but of course who would believe him, now he's running around trying to source funds for a paternity test while battling court summons and an impending disownment by his dad, infact his dad almost got cardiac arrest when in court he was told his son opened a saloon when his own sister needed just less than 10k to complete her school tuition.

None of his family members even follows him to court again, they left him to his fate.

Now to my fellow guys, please if your girl is cheating, just free her, don't look at what you had spent on her because some ladies lack conscience and could ruin your life due to their selfish interests.

pls be warn, if you would do 'chop and clean mouth', do it with a side chick that won't destroy your life or who is just a friend with benefit.

A Word Is Enough For The Wise My Friends....

what a foolish guy!

I keep telling guys that naija women are bunch of useless creature.

he forsake his family just for this useless black creature called women and now you are thinking on how to amend it. undecided

just one smelly stinky pu.$$y has damage your life and what you took time to develop undecided


this will be a lesson for all those mugu boys who keep following naija women thinking it love!

STOP FOLLOWING THOSE APES STOP FOLLOWING THOSE APE undecided

WISDOM IS PROFITABLE


THE WISE WILL LEARN WHILE THE FOOLS WILL KEEP FOLLOWING BLACK YANSH.

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Celebrities / Re: Akeelah Amin Donates Educational Materials To IDPs School In FCT (Photos) by theapeman: 9:29pm On Nov 25, 2017
rubbish!


na books those children go chop undecided

Beauty without brain!

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Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photoshoot Of A Plus-Sized Lady And A Dwarf by theapeman: 9:18pm On Nov 25, 2017
Evalistus:
When i stumbled upon these photos online, i ponder for a while and i could hear myself asking, What do women really want in a marriage or in a man.? After much thought and contemplativeness i came to a conclusion that 95% of women out there are thirsty for true love and happiness, guys not all women are after your money, some women need just love, your care and or advice. There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. The photos below are a pre-wedding photoshoot of the prospective couple, a small man and his beautiful bride to be..


Take a peek below and say something nice:


SEE MORE PHOTOS HERE>>>> http://www.malachysblog.com/2017/11/25/true-love-confirmed-lovely-pre-wedding-photoshoot-plus-size-lady-special-someone-photos/
abomination
Food / Re: Food To Avoid On A First Date by theapeman: 9:12pm On Nov 25, 2017
zainabope:
FIRST dates are all about people getting to know each other. People are nervous enough and are already trying to put their best foot forward to either secure a second date or decide what the next step would be without having to worry about a food- related incident. It’s not a matter of forming or not being authentic but it’s the first date and the food you know how to eat very well could end up embarrassing you( even simple common ice cream/ pop corn). All our finesse and efforts could be wasted if we tried any of these meals:

A) Spaghetti :
No matter how appetizing the spaghetti is, slurping and chewing while trying to get to know each other is a no-no. It’s either you trying to cut the spaghetti strands into smaller pieces or attempting to suck on the spaghetti.

B)Eba and Soup:
This is the first date we are talking about. Leafy leafs could get stuck in your teeth while okra/ ogbonno needs no explanation, the drawing nature of the soup explains it all.

C)Beans:
The more you eat, the more you whoops. Be classy and not gassy- just forget the beans. Apart from beans causing you to fart, you’d be full quickly and ruin your plans for dessert if you made any.

D)Salads:
Salads take long to chew and it getting between your teeth is never a good look.

E)Anything with Onions:
Onion breath is terrible, it could end the date.

F)Spicy Foods: If you can handle the heat, good for you but don’t risk it. Running nose and sweating is not a good look. No one is forcing you to appear macho by eating spicy meals.

G)Vanilla Ice-cream/ Junk:
Except you want to appear childish don't take junk meal or the vanilla flavour of ice-cream

H)Bad table manners:
Bad table manners should obviously be avoided at all costs. DO NOT chew with your mouth open and speak with a mouthful of food. Basic manners and a little common sense would go a long way.

Link below�
https://pinchofchel./2017/11/25/foods-to-avoid-on-first-dates/
so we should eat fry beans undecided

just remembered when I went to a date with my bae!

order the same food with her and I couldn't eat it. made a whole mess of myself. she found it romantic and funny at the way I eat and so on!
Crime / Re: Jungle Justice On Armed Robbers Caught In Anambra State (Graphic Pictures) by theapeman: 10:23pm On Nov 24, 2017
ApostleEbuka:


why are you insulting her Sir? Do you know how much you have lost to politicians and yet you still vote for them and adore them? why do you judge? do you know how many people you have injured by simply hating on them?

I agree with what she said, The heart of men is full of madness and wickedness.

I thank God for Jesus Christ.
keep supporting your fellow robbers.


we know them!
Crime / Re: Jungle Justice On Armed Robbers Caught In Anambra State (Graphic Pictures) by theapeman: 9:09pm On Nov 24, 2017
biacan:
Men are heartless
shut up there!

I think your parent are still feeding you that's why you can say this rubbish!


if you have lost a million worth goods from arm robbery you won't be saying this!
Crime / Re: Jungle Justice On Armed Robbers Caught In Anambra State (Graphic Pictures) by theapeman: 9:00pm On Nov 24, 2017
Babangida70:
Luck ran out of on two armed robbers who tried to steal from a 7up depot situated at Okoti in Anambra state. They came on a kymco motorcycle, shot the salesman and tried to rob them of their today's sales before passersby overpowered them and justice was served as e dey hot #Jungle
good one!

this will send a message to those potential arm robbers.


burn him!



burn him



burn every part of his body
Crime / Re: Wedding Video Of Maryam Sanda And Bilyamin Muhammed Bello by theapeman: 5:42pm On Nov 24, 2017
[quote author=Topestbilly post=62680936][/quote]with your head like that cat fish!


let me just ignore you!
Crime / Re: Wedding Video Of Maryam Sanda And Bilyamin Muhammed Bello by theapeman: 5:31pm On Nov 24, 2017
Rubbiish:
Na wa ooo
Their love making video go soon come out
What on earth could have led the woman to this?
When they already had a baby
I just hope this woman no dey NL dey read wetin cococandy dey write?!
Her writeup can spur pliable women to act this way...Because the way ladies portray feminism on here is misleading & vindictive...
I'm telling you?

those group of psycho feminist like the like of that name you mentioned can make women go killing there husband and baby daddy.

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Crime / Re: Wedding Video Of Maryam Sanda And Bilyamin Muhammed Bello by theapeman: 5:06pm On Nov 24, 2017
lalasticlala:
Watch the wedding video of the late son of Ex PDP Chairamn, Bilyamin Muhammed Bello and Maryam Sanda who stabbed him to death





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjOqRmqR9PQ?list=PLMgLYyo3mS5x7LEygukJoscBekpsocpfB&t=260
good for this coward of a man!

when Muhammad was teaching you on how to handle woman where were you? undecided

you were busying doing jihad fighting Christian, now your wife have show you a life time lesson.


what a wasted life you got.

give your life to Christ, give your life to Christ you won't hear! now you are somewhere below the ground suffering in hell while your wife is in mental stage now, but there is still hope if she give her life to Christ while in prison.

keep your preek one place, keep your preek one place ya all won't hear but instead using ya preek on 13yrs and below! undecided now your preek is in total condemnation.

guess your wife didn't want to share your preek with anyone so the decision to kill you is the only choice.


what a waste! look at how that woman in white was dancing at your wedding not knowing she was dancing at the tune of your death undecided

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: 'If You Don't Pay Tithe, You Are Permanently A Beggar' by theapeman: 1:50pm On Nov 24, 2017
DEOLINX:



The commandment to tithe was part of the Law that Jehovah God gave to the 12 tribes of ancient Israel more than 3,500 years ago. That Law decreed that a tenth of the produce of the land and fruit trees and a tenth of the increase of the herds be given to the tribe of Levi in support of their services at the tabernacle.—Leviticus 27:30, 32; Numbers 18:21, 24.

Numbers: 21 And unto the children of Levi, behold, I have given all the tithe in Israel for an inheritance, in return for their service which they serve, even the service of the tent of meeting. ... 24 For the tithe of the children of Israel, which they offer as a heave-offering unto Jehovah, I have given to the Levites for an inheritance: therefore I have said unto them, Among the children of Israel they shall have no inheritance.


The Law did not specify a penalty for failing to tithe, but each Israelite was under a strong moral obligation to support true worship in this way. In fact, Jehovah accused Israelites who neglected tithing in Malachi’s day of ‘robbing him in tithes and offerings.’ (Malachi 3:8, New International Version) Could the same charge be leveled at Christians who do not tithe?

Well, consider. National laws are not normally valid outside a country’s borders. For example, the law that obliges motorists in Britain to drive on the left does not apply to drivers in France. Similarly, the law requiring tithing was part of an exclusive covenant between God and the nation of Israel. (Exodus 19:3-8; Psalm 147:19, 20) Only the Israelites were bound by that law.

In addition, although it is true that God never changes, his requirements sometimes do. (Malachi 3:6) The Bible states categorically that the sacrificial death of Jesus, in 33 C.E., “blotted out,” or “abolished,” the Law and with it the “commandment to collect tithes.”—Colossians 2:13, 14; Ephesians 2:13-15; Hebrews 7:5, 18.

In essence, Under the Mosaic Law, a tenth of the produce of the land and a tenth of the increase of the herds and flocks were given to the Levites yearly to support them. The Levites gave a tenth of this tenth to the Aaronic priesthood to support them. There were some additional tithes as well. Tithing is not required of Christians.


However, contributions to support true worship were still needed.


The apostle Paul did not cajole fellow believers to give. In fact, Macedonian Christians who were “under affliction” and in “deep poverty” had to ‘keep begging him with much entreaty for the privilege of kindly giving and for a share in the ministry destined for the holy ones.’—2 Corinthians 8:1-4.

True, Paul encouraged the more affluent Corinthians to imitate their generous brothers in Macedonia. Even so, observes one reference work, he ‘declined to issue directives, preferring rather to request, suggest, encourage, or appeal. Spontaneity and warmth would be absent from the Corinthians’ giving if coercion were present.’ Paul knew that “God loves a cheerful giver,” not one who gives “grudgingly or under compulsion.”—2 Corinthians 9:7.


In summary, Tithe as we know it today is not tithe as it was in the mosaic law, which has been abolished:

Colossians 2:13 ---Furthermore, though you were dead in your trespasses and in the uncircumcised state of your flesh, God made you alive together with him. He kindly forgave us all our trespasses 14 and erased the handwritten document that consisted of decrees and was in opposition to us. He has taken it out of the way by nailing it to the torture stake.

Ephissians 2:12 At that time you were without Christ, alienated from the state of Israel, strangers to the covenants of the promise; you had no hope and were without God in the world. 13 But now in union with Christ Jesus, you who were once far off have come to be near by the blood of the Christ. 14 For he is our peace, the one who made the two groups one and destroyed the wall in between that fenced them off. 15 By means of his flesh he abolished the enmity, the Law of commandments consisting in decrees, in order to make the two groups in union with himself into one new man and to make peace


Conclusion: Read this bible verses:

Hebrew 7: 5 True, according to the Law, those of the sons of Leʹvi who receive their priestly office have a commandment to collect tithes from the people, that is, from their brothers, even though these are descendants of Abraham. 6 But this man who did not trace his genealogy from them took tithes from Abraham and blessed the one who had the promises. 7 Now it is undeniable that the lesser one is blessed by the greater 8 And in the one case, it is men who are dying who receive tithes, but in the other case, it is someone of whom witness is given that he lives. 9 And it could be said that even Leʹvi, who receives tithes, has paid tithes through Abraham, 10 for he was still a future descendant of his forefather when Mel·chizʹe·dek met him. 11 If, then, perfection was attainable through the Levitical priesthood (for it was a feature of the Law that was given to the people), what further need would there be for another priest to arisewho is said to be in the manner of Mel·chizʹe·dek and not in the manner of Aaron? 12 For since the priesthood is being changed, it becomes necessary to change the Law as well. 13 For the man about whom these things are said came from another tribe, from which no one has officiated at the altar. 14 For it is clear that our Lord has descended from Judah, yet Moses said nothing about priests coming from that tribe

our pastorpreneur will never preach like this or even read those passage. them always read Hebrew as if Hebrew is the only book in the Bible

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: 'If You Don't Pay Tithe, You Are Permanently A Beggar' by theapeman: 1:43pm On Nov 24, 2017
kense88:
They don't really believe in second coming of jesus christ. Just deceiving people for there own gain. It actually reflects in the actions
I'm telling you!

all what most pastor preach about is money money money money and more money!


I stop going to church a long time ago and start enriching myself with the word of God.


these days is the day were false prophet will be in abundance. we are truly in the end time era!

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: 'If You Don't Pay Tithe, You Are Permanently A Beggar' by theapeman: 1:36pm On Nov 24, 2017
instead to emphasize more about the coming of our lord, you will see them talking of what will feed there stomach.


when the time of rapture you will be surprise to see many of this prominent pastor left behind.
Crime / Re: Who Is Maryam Sanda? Profile Of Wife Who Stabbed Husband Bilyamin Muhammed Bello by theapeman: 9:43am On Nov 24, 2017
omoelerin1:
You no sabi write correct English jor.
get a life....
Crime / Re: Who Is Maryam Sanda? Profile Of Wife Who Stabbed Husband Bilyamin Muhammed Bello by theapeman: 11:43pm On Nov 23, 2017
[quote author=DianaJ post=62659353][/quote]you have been notice!
have a nice day.
Romance / Re: Lara Kudayisi: "I Had A Child At 19, 15 Abortions & 14 Heartbreaks, Now Married" by theapeman: 10:54pm On Nov 23, 2017
Gentlesniper:
Jehovah!! u murdered 15 innocent souls and u r here looking for whom to inspire abi match make? how are my sure u wont match me with a gal wey dn break ur own record. I only pity ur possy and ur husband cos dey will av enuf story to tell.
them say dirty attract dirty!

fear this type women! them go match you with person were go use knife finish your life.

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Romance / Re: Lara Kudayisi: "I Had A Child At 19, 15 Abortions & 14 Heartbreaks, Now Married" by theapeman: 10:47pm On Nov 23, 2017
Felixtuta:
Everyone of us has his or her own dirty storry. For her to be bold enough to say her own?

She indeed is a super woman.

Before you jugde her, check your own life.
undecided


she kill a lot of children, you call her a super woman.



she committed fornication, yet you called her a super woman.


what kind of foolish thinking is this?

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Romance / Re: Lara Kudayisi: "I Had A Child At 19, 15 Abortions & 14 Heartbreaks, Now Married" by theapeman: 10:43pm On Nov 23, 2017
NEHLIVE:
Nigerian top Matchmaker, Lara Kudayisi shocked many over the weekend when she stepped on stage at a self-development, conference in Lagos and told the audience that during her teenage years she had a child, got 14 heartbreaks from different men and worst still,she had 15 whopping abortions!

Although many were shocked, it wasn't the first time the lady has told the story of her 'ugly' past.

"Yes, you heard me right. I have said it times without number and I will continue to say it. Child at 19, 14 heartbreaks and 15 abortions. It is my story and my experience. I own my experience. You must own your experience and be self-aware".

According to Lara who is now married to the love of her life and now uses her past as a drive to inspire other women, when she first made the confession on Facebook years back,some of her followers were shocked but as time went people began understanding her viewpoints and infact, she now gets paid by people who wants to learn from her experience.

Better known by the monicker, "The Match-making Mistress", Lara who spoke at the My Double Double Conference organised by renowned self-development expert, Paul Kayode Josh, at Muson Center Lagos,made it clear that her mission is to inspire everyone to achieving their life purposes no matter what mistakes they might have made in life.

Below are photos of Lara and even her, Instagram bio proudly says it all!

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/i-had-a-child-at-1914-heartbreaks-15-abortionslagos-matchmakerlara-kudayisi
who is that imbec1le that marry this murderer!

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