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Business / Re: How Can A Person Living In Nigeria Become Rich? by theapeman: 6:15pm On Nov 17, 2017
Ralphdan:
Nigeria is one of the best place to become rich.
All you need2 do is go into business probably agro or other sectors that is lucrative, set your mind to succeed or noting,and be open to every form of corrupt practice and corrupt offer that will come you way.
Also always recognise the supremacy of God to all.
the keyword is to be successful in what you are doing!

but our niggas got this rich quick mentality probably to impress some stvpid women with dirty clothes and so hence block there creative mindset.

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Business / Re: How Can A Person Living In Nigeria Become Rich? by theapeman: 6:03pm On Nov 17, 2017
Eglobalma:
yesterday i did a mental calculation of salaries and how salary earners will NEVER become rich. now imagine you are paid 1 million monthly in nigeria (which is less than 1 percent of salaries earners btw) thats only 12 million a year. that money cannot but you a powerful car like range rover sport or buy u a luxurious house in lekki. the average powerful job in nigeria earns a salary of like 100k monthly which is just 1.2 million yearly. after expenses how much will u have left salary earners basically will end up as mediocre average people working to eat transport and cloth themselves year in year out. now if you are like me with powerful dreams of being wealthy without going into crime or fraud, HOW DO YOU BECOME RICH IN A COUNTRY LIKE NIGERIA YOUR SUGGESTIONS ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED PLS LETS DISCUSS.








well! the thought of you becoming rich will never your dream come true base on your selfish interest to buy things and spend on one foolish woman!

most of the the legitimate Rich men you see have a thought of investment and exploring the area of human's lack.


your type of rich quick mentality never make it in life and ended up doing shady business. undecided

what you should be aiming is to be successful on what you are doing.


if I should give you 30bn, you will still be as poor as a pig because you got no management skill and how to invest but rather thinking of the latest cars and fvcking a bloody dirty women undecided

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Is There So Much Hype About Hijama? by theapeman: 11:38am On Nov 17, 2017
since there is hijamas them but be an dickjamas wereby you suck the semens outa someone's lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Actress Kate Henshaw Shows Off Her Abs(photo) by theapeman: 10:37am On Nov 17, 2017
that bre@st that look like paper undecided

what are you gymning for? to grow more muscle on your paper bre@st? undecided
Phones / Re: Why're Telcos Converting Foreign Phone Numbers To 080 Without Users' Consent? by theapeman: 7:44am On Nov 17, 2017
notice it too! when ever my bae call, i kind of see 080.......
Romance / Re: 18-year-old Model Sells Virginity For $3m To Abu Dhabi Businessman (photos) by theapeman: 11:18pm On Nov 16, 2017
LINTUNE:
..u are right ..buh u don't have to judge her ,atleast hers is very costly..most gals are giving thiers freely cool..u are right ..buh u don't have to judge her ,atleast hers is very costly..most gals are giving thiers freely
lol! prostitution is prostitution, hers got level
Romance / Re: 18-year-old Model Sells Virginity For $3m To Abu Dhabi Businessman (photos) by theapeman: 11:11pm On Nov 16, 2017
lazygal:
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I sew .so you are okay with your sister or daughter doing this ?
hell no! but on the other hand my sister is mature enough to make any decision in her life and she will be responsible for her action.

as for my daughter! I won't know and I would make sure I train her the right way.
Romance / Re: 18-year-old Model Sells Virginity For $3m To Abu Dhabi Businessman (photos) by theapeman: 11:07pm On Nov 16, 2017
LINTUNE:
oga what's ur own...but u would have love to Bleep her for free..some guys and their myopic mindset angryoga what's ur own...but u would have love to Bleep her for free..some guys and their myopic mindset
Mr man thank you but I don't practise such! or rather my fear of the lord won't make me to do such act of fornication.
Romance / Re: 18-year-old Model Sells Virginity For $3m To Abu Dhabi Businessman (photos) by theapeman: 11:05pm On Nov 16, 2017
lazygal:



Definitely this is prostitution whichh ever way you wish to look at it from ..this lady is not even thinking for her self ,her kids one day will see this ..
shall we won't blame them! poverty and suffering due to war and the rest may lead someone to do things like this. more over than sum of money may even make someone to sell his/her kidney
Romance / Re: This Lady Says She Loves It When Touts "Pay Her Compliments" by theapeman: 9:40pm On Nov 16, 2017
Towncrier247:
It is no doubt that when it comes to hailing, Nigerian touts are extremely gifted and they have a way words. Most of them use this skill on random girls passing by. While many girls usually consider it nuiseating,this lady says she loves it. She shared the compliments she received from an agbero while talking about it,but we doubt if she understood the content of the particular compliments.

Here is what it means, "Fine girl,look at a lady as fine as Custard, see slim girl,my babe,Agbani Darego,our mother, you are everything. I swear I want to f*ck you to death”

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/this-lady-says-she-loves-it-when-touts-pay-her-compliments
when age don go far, you go see them dey like anything just to make men recognized them undecided

naija women and foolishness!

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Romance / Re: 18-year-old Model Sells Virginity For $3m To Abu Dhabi Businessman (photos) by theapeman: 9:32pm On Nov 16, 2017
NEHLIVE:
A teenage American model has finally sold her virginity for around $3 million to a wealthy Abu Dhabi businessman.

Giselle, 19, who put her innocence up for sale with Cinderella Escorts, says she wanted to give it up so she can pay for tuition fees and go traveling around the world.

According to reports, she was offered the huge amount by a millionaire businessman from Abu Dhabi who outbid an unidentified Hollywood actor and the third highest bidder, a Russian politician.

An excited Giselle said:

‘I would never have dreamed that the bid would rise so high and we would have reached 2.5 million euros. This is a dream come true. ‘I think the trend to sell your virginity is a form of emancipation and I am shocked about people who are against allowing a woman to sell HER virginity. ‘If I want to spend my first time with someone who is not my first love, that’s my decision.’

I'm happy to be part of this new trend’ that ‘finally breaks the taboo about a woman’s virginity’.

She added that selling her virginity was her idea and she only used the website so the transaction and meeting could be carried out safely.

UK Metro reports that a hotel in Germany has already been booked. She will be accompanied by security from the agency who will stay close by while the businessman takes her virginity.

A spokesperson for Cinderella said:

‘On our website you will find a video where girls from all over the world talk about the reasons to sell their virginity. Girls from Australia, Europe, Africa, North and South America. From Arab countries and Asia.

‘This shows us that the desire to auction a virginity is no exception. ‘And on the other hand, the high bidding for Giselle’s auction shows us how high the demand for virgins is. Business people from all over the world have been bidding.’

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/18yearold-model-sells-virginity-for-3m-to-abu-dhabi-businessman
advance prostitution

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Romance / Re: Man Calls Out Ex-Girlfriend On Facebook For Dumping Him After 5 Years by theapeman: 9:27pm On Nov 16, 2017
Amberon11:
Like your mother fool.

Y'all denigrate naija women but still go marry old white women whereas naija girls bring home handsome young white men. Who seems useless now? Idiots.
apology for ya brother who married an old white woman due to poverty in your family line!


do sincerely apologise
Celebrities / Re: Wilson Joshua: I Can’t Marry A Virgin – Actor Says On His Birthday by theapeman: 12:11pm On Nov 16, 2017
johnstar:
Slay mamas will be vry happy about this


Even d poster below me too she's happy about dis news




Olosho gals dm


If u r not a virgin stay away from me

Na to marry white woman sure pass
I have said it! my pennis will not, I repeat! will not enter anything black undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Wilson Joshua: I Can’t Marry A Virgin – Actor Says On His Birthday by theapeman: 12:09pm On Nov 16, 2017
kidap:
An interview with Nollywood actor Wilson Joshua on his birthday

Happy birthday

Thank you, (smiles)

How do you feel on your birthday?

Very happy, right from yesterday the love and attention has been overwhelming am so happy and grateful to God for the breath of live and grace to see another complete year.

How do you plan the coming years?

To work harder, pray more, stay loyal to my pals and enjoy my live.

Having just graduated as an Optometrist, whats your plan about marriage when? And what are the qualities of the girl you will like to marry.

Hmmmm(smiles) marriage is not on my mind for now, not even in the next 5years, will do so when the time is right.

The qualities I would look out for are

1)the lady must be very homely (very good cook no wash wash o! ) (laughs 😁 )

2) must be smart and intelligent.

3)must be God fearing.

4)beauty counts as well. Most men see virginity as a criteria for marrying or dating a lady as for me it's not, in fact I can't marry a virgin, who will marry the ones we dated and had sex with if everyone wants a virgin.

5) You can't marry a virgin?

Yes I won't, and I don't expect any guy to make virginity a priority or criteria for getting a good Date or wife.

6) Have you dated a virgin? That's my private live sorry can't talk about it.

7)why do you think you can't date or marry a virgin?

Majority of them want to explore when they eventually start having sex, and end up not being faithful, most of them lack manners and are rude feeling their excesses should be tolerated thinking they have diamond down there , moreover if we make dating/marrying a virgin our priority who will marry or date our first and second love whom we had good times with, not being a virgin doesn't mean a lady can't make and keep a good home.

cool message for your fans. (smiles) Thank you all for the love and support, for the encouragement for following us back to back on Linjust comedy. Pals keep doing that good thing you do, yeah your efforts will pay soon. *ONE LOVE


http://news.nollyzone.com/i-cant-marry-a-virgin-actor-wilson-joshua-says/
why that girl dey torch that man preek

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Romance / Re: Man Calls Out Ex-Girlfriend On Facebook For Dumping Him After 5 Years by theapeman: 11:53am On Nov 16, 2017
yebzman:
A Man Tea Gomos has called out his Ex-Girl friend Ndonima Micah Enoch on Facebook for allegedly deceiving him during the course of their five (5) year relationship. During which he cared and support all through her university days and introduced her to family and friends only to find out she was engaged to someone else, shortly before the wedding.
He claims to have forgiven her and Invited all his friends to her wedding.
na we dey make all this useless naija women feel important whereby they literally have no value in life.



STOP MAKING THOSE BITCHESSS VALUABLE!

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Politics / Re: Suicide Bomb At A Mosque In Muna, Maiduguri (Graphic Photos) by theapeman: 10:56am On Nov 16, 2017
cowardSeun:
As long as its inside mosque

Politics / Re: Suicide Bomb At A Mosque In Muna, Maiduguri (Graphic Photos) by theapeman: 10:52am On Nov 16, 2017
lol! those people don start to dey bomb there fellow brothers in Muhammad

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Romance / Re: Lady Catches Boyfriend In Bed With Her Bestie Kissing (Photos) by theapeman: 2:45pm On Nov 15, 2017
NEHLIVE:
Men are dogs! This Kenyan lady named Wanjiru busted her bestfriend in bed kissing. Wanjiru's randy boyfriend who looks like a complete mama's boy with piercings all over his body, has been cheating on her with the friend.

The proverbial forty days reached when she caught him mushy with the bestfriend in bed.

He then blocked her on social media when he realised she had caught her red handed. Lol

Wanjiru also shared photos of herself and the useless boyfriend together before he discovered he is a cheating scum! See the photo below...


http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/lady-reveals-what-she-found-her-boyfriend-doing-in-bed-with-her-bestie
who on her serious mind will date someone like this undecided


naija women are very useless I swear!

Romance / Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by theapeman: 11:10am On Nov 15, 2017
lazygal:




She actually should not have given her number and I can bet the opwasnt pleased about it
somethings can be easily be avoided but no! with our selfish motive and dangerous curiosity we ended up making a big and silly mistake!

in her fish mind she thought if the guy came from the state he will definitely got some cash which the guy is probably using her mindset to lore her.



hard Truth! most guy who came back from the state are danm broke undecided

from experience I will tell you that you can't blow there unless back here.

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Romance / Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by theapeman: 10:55am On Nov 15, 2017
lazygal:




But it's very disrespectful for you to ask your flamt mate chick out haba! Guy code dey na.. That means if they were married he can approach her also ...that was disloyal and he needs to at least know the kinda person he is living with
most guys are missing there brain so this things do happen but for a woman to even give her number to the guy and even continue with the chart, she is far worse than an idiot.


this are the kind of women that they can open yansh for Africa

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Romance / Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by theapeman: 10:10am On Nov 15, 2017
dharamanil:
Lemme just go straight to the point. I have a flat mate who came back from the states recently or lemme say he has been based there all his life but maybe he was deported or so cos he didn't come back feeling all ok on cheddah.

One morning I and my girlfriend was seated in the living room when I left her to go recieve a call outside real quick on getting back inside I saw him seated in the living room too but with his phone on her hands, a phone ever since I knew him he doesn't allow nobody touch. I thought he prolly was justshoiwng her one of those random whatssap videa until 2days later she told me he was trying to get her num.

Ever since he got the number he has been chatting her up and she shows me all their chats. Till recently when she camee home, he repated same thing not via chat this time, he told her he wants them to hang out over the weekend.

My problem is I really want to make a mess of this guy like 4k m up big time I know ways but I need more suggestions please. I mean in a really really disgraceful manner
you will be very stvpid for fighting all because of one bubbly stvpid yansh! undecided


if your foolish woman love you she will stay with you, if other wise free her. women's yansh is not Worth fighting for!

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Romance / Re: How Cheap Are Girls Around You ? by theapeman: 12:42am On Nov 15, 2017
lefulefu:
hm u have heavenly bosoms.me no be first notice b4.its like dis nightie wey u wear just set the thing wella.wey is my paddy Randy91cheesy.
lol! why una dey give some women false hope na?

as I checked her dp naso I use my leg take dey press back button.

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Education / Re: China Opens World’s Coolest Library, Its Interior Will Take Your Breath Away(pic by theapeman: 12:30am On Nov 15, 2017
all for book!
Romance / Re: Advice Needed.. Should I Quit Or Remain In This Kind Of Relationship by theapeman: 10:56pm On Nov 14, 2017
vchykp:
YOUR ADVICE IS NEEDED as am going crazy now, i met this very pretty girl 2 weeks ago and the relationship is growing very fast, she really loves me and i do too, within the space of this 2 weeks, she has visited me 3 times, no sex yet as she is a virgin, she promised to let go off her virginity today which was why she came around, aftrt much fore play, she was still scared so i had to leave her in the room while i went to prepare noodles for us.

To my suprice when i came back, she was the one telling me to come and have her just to make me happy, as a guy i actually wanted to jump straight to proceed, my instinct told me to check the money i kept close to the wardrobe draw, i scatter money a lot actually, but no matter how scattered i keep my money, i know howmuch i keep everywhere in the house, the money was supposed to be 32k, on getting thier i discovered 5k was missing.

I could no believe it, she was too beautiful to do this, i had to confront her.. after long questions, she agreed she took it to test me, to test if i will notice, that she never meant to take it.

Am so confused at this point, should i continue with the relationship or should i just let her go, she is still here , crying and telling me she can never steal from me, please guy i need matured advice
your story got flaws!

as a Nigeria guy! we don't keep money anyhow, and you keep emphasising on virgin in this rubbish write up of yours! undecided

did you open her yansh to check if she is actually a virgin?

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: Super Eagles Squad Ready For Tuesday's Friendly (photos) by theapeman: 10:17am On Nov 14, 2017
MrGist:
@GISTMORE

The Super Eagles squad have had their final training ahead of Nigeria vs Argentina's friendly match taking place in Krasnodar, Russia on Tuesday, November 14, 2017. The clash is part of Nigeria Football Federation's assessments to prepare the squad for the 2018 World Cup in Russia.

See more photos below...

Gist Via https://www.gistmore.com/nigeria-vs-argentina-super-eagles-squad-ready-tuesdays-friendly-clash-photos












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Health / Re: What To Do If Your Man Is A Sex Addict by theapeman: 12:30am On Nov 14, 2017
foliman:




I hope you also know that you can't exist without others?... what about Newton's second law of motion?... do you know it actually have effect in nature of man too? We are different piece that compliments others... If people around are not happy and you have all it takes to make them happy... my brother do, not even for them but for yourself, it shows that you are socially mature!

My piece
go compliment a mad man and see if Newton's second law of motion will take place undecided


this ideology has many flaws! the same people you try to make happy will be the very people who will turn there back on you! it has happened in so many history and still repeating itself gain!

I know you knew uncountable example of what I'm talking about.

take a look at the recent kidnapping of those foreign humanitarian who keep the community with health care centre and so on!

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Health / Re: What To Do If Your Man Is A Sex Addict by theapeman: 11:54pm On Nov 13, 2017
foliman:



Then why don't you get the details and re-frame it for the op? Learn how to make others happy no matter what!

May God dash you sense!
if you make others happy then who will make you happy! undecided

rather learn how to make yourself happy and forget about what people say about you! you and only you are responsible for yourself.



amen!

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Romance / Re: 7 Signs You Have A Strong Personality That May Scare Others by theapeman: 11:48pm On Nov 13, 2017
DreamChaser2000:
5. You can live without the spotlight

If you’ve got a strong personality, then you do not need attention. So why do people who meet you think you are an attention hog? It’s because you have something besides a strong personality; you have a magnetic personality as well. People are just drawn to your openness and honesty. You don’t socialize because you have a dire need to- you do it because people need and want you around.
you just describe me on this!
Health / Re: What To Do If Your Man Is A Sex Addict by theapeman: 11:29pm On Nov 13, 2017
NgcoboP:
There's a growing list of sexual assault allegations. Harvey Weinstein, 65, has been fired from his production company and his wife has left him. So reports that he is about to undergo therapy for sex addiction are unsurprising.

His wife Georgina Chapman, 41, was initially thought to be standing by him. But then the Marchesa designer described his behaviour as "unforgivable" and said her "heart breaks for all women who suffered pain".

So just what constitutes a "sex addiction" and what effect can it have on a spouse?

Shock, isolation and disbelief are the first things a woman feels when she finds out her partner has a sex addiction.

One of the first questions women ask is: Can sex addiction be real, or is it an excuse for infidelity, porn and bad behaviour?

That's understandable. Whatever drives a partner's behaviour, the result will be betrayal. Adultery is adultery.

But sex addiction is a real condition. And the longer it goes untreated, the more extreme behaviour the addict has to explore to achieve the same level of dopamine release.

Partners of sex addicts often feel intense shame. They ask if the addiction is somehow their fault: Were they loving, attractive, sexy enough? They fear they will be judged. That they "should" have known and stopped it. Unlike drugs, alcohol or gambling, there are often no outward signs. Couples can have been together for years without any hint of a problem.

Some addicts lose interest in marital sex entirely. Women often discover their seemingly celibate partners are addicts.

One of the most important things a woman can do is meet with others in the same situation.

Self-care, physical and emotional, is also vital. Weinstein's wife has already announced she is leaving him, but a therapist would suggest no further decision-making for six months to allow recovery from the sheer shock.

Only when a woman is feeling safe and secure - and her other half is in recovery - can she decide whether she wants to go on with the relationship.

https://www.timeslive.co.za/sunday-times/lifestyle/health-and-sex/2017-10-13-what-to-do-if-your-man-is-a-sex-addict/
you are just beating around the Bush undecided

is that how there teach you how to write an article?


you keep writing jargons with no solution to the jargons you wrote undecided


what to do if your man is a sex addict! then you keep telling us story of a woman bla bla bla bla!

education is very vital!

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Romance / Re: Lady Looking For A Man To Propose To. Nigerians Respond (Photos) by theapeman: 11:28pm On Nov 13, 2017
Jman06:
When you were younger you were busy dating boys of same age with you or even younger forgetting that men generally marry down. Some ladies are even deceived to wait for those small boys only to be dumped when the guy is ready because he no longer finds her attractive. Now tell me why you won't continue in spinsterhood...
I keep saying this! it will be very difficult for women( our naija women) to get get married this days!

you will see them fvcking there life out during sch days and those same rubbish women will want to settle down when time is not on there side anymore.

karma won't be setting idle and be watching you going on with your business undecided

many serious guys have given up on marriage this days because of all this high promiscuous activity going on now and then.


as for me! I have chosen not to settled down with with anything black.

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Celebrities / Re: Elizabeth Michael Lulu Sentenced To Prison For Death Of Steven Kanumba by theapeman: 10:53pm On Nov 13, 2017
Mowunmiaf:
22-year-old Tanzanian Actress, Elizabeth Michael Lulu has been sentenced to 2 years imprisonment by a Dar es Salaam court for the death of Steven Kanumba, her ex-boyfriend, whom she was dating until his death.

According to reports, the ugly incident occurred on April 7th, 2012 when Lulu was 19 years old while Kanumba was 28 years.

Steven Kanumba who was a popular Tanzanian actor died after Lulu pushed him to the wall during an argument because of a call she allegedly received from another man.

During the court hearing, Kanumba’s younger brother, Seth Bosco told the court that Lulu had an altercation with his brother on that fateful day. He explained that the two were quarreling because Lulu picked up a call from another man in the presence of the deceased.

Bosco further revealed that Lulu came out of the room and informed her that Kanumba had fallen. The two called a doctor who declared Kanumba dead after examining him

Esther Zephania, a detective who arrested Lulu on that fateful day, told the court that walls of the room where the actor died had black blood-like stains.
why 2yrs undecided
this world is not fair, it should have been 20yrs imprisonment!



shall, during this 2rys I pray the warders to fvc..k the shiit outa of her and give her a complimentary gift of HIV angry

useless women!
Family / Re: Man Abandons Wife Abroad For Trading With Her Body by theapeman: 8:56pm On Nov 13, 2017
Evaberry:
what's wrong In getting money through sex.
kindly ask your mother!

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