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Education / Re: 5 Ways Students Can Gain Work Experience Before Graduation - Dailystudentinfo by theapeman: 4:39pm On Nov 13, 2017
generalbush:
Never make the mistake of thinking of work experience after graduation; I will show you how you can gain work experience before graduation.



The fear of every employer concerning fresh graduates is the assumption that they can’t hit the ground running. This makes it difficult for young graduates to secure mouth watering jobs without a connection.

As a student in the university, it is up to you to avoid these pitfalls and do the right thing. Just in case you have forgotten, there are no jobs in Nigeria for graduates without connections. So if you are having the impression of graduating and securing quality jobs in oil firms and so on, think again!

Below are the ways students can gain work experience before graduation

Learn a skill relating to any Job sector

By now it should be clear that the Nigerian job market doesn’t discriminate in terms of course of study. I have seen Engineers working in banks; I have also seen Economics students working in a software development firm.

What you are studying at school shouldn’t be the basis of the skill you may wish to acquire. Personally, I always suggest ICT skills because it is one of the fastest growing sectors in the country.

If an English student acquires Software Development skills, the chances of getting a job than a Computer science student without this skill are higher.

Having a skill means work experience to the average Nigeria employer – just in case you have no idea. So this is one of the perfect ways students can gain work experience before they even graduate.

Carry out Projects relating to the skill learnt

Work experience is simply putting what you know into practice. When it is time to create a CV, and you have lots of successfully executed projects to your name, then it becomes easier.

Work Experience:

- I successfully maintained the network server of ABC Company and recorded above 80% uptime during work periods.

- I networked the WAN connection of Xyz CBT centre and had a smooth operation during the CBT exams.

This is how a standard CV of a fresh graduate from school should look like. Nobody will hire you for having a First Class. They will only hire you for bringing something to the table to move the company forward.

Write Certifications in your chosen Skill Sector

It isn’t too early to become certified. It gives you the advantage over those who will graduate with just their B.Scs.

“Do you know that CISCO Company gives special support to firms who hire certified CISCO graduates?”

If you assume that to gain work experience before graduation is early, then you are in for a long thing. Certifications are expensive; but if you have the money, write them.

Getting a job in Nigeria is already a difficult task on its own. The only trick is for students to gain work experience before graduation, so they can be well positioned over those who have nothing.

If you would love to know the skill that suits you better, please ask me using the comment section and I will reply you ASAP.

Remember to subscribe, because we are willing to make education easier for you.

Source: http://dailystudentinfo.com/gain-work-experience-graduation/

cc: lalasticlala, fynestboy, seun
wonderful piece of rubbish!

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Romance / Re: Schoolmates Who Met On BBM In Their Final Year Set To Wed (Photo) by theapeman: 4:22pm On Nov 13, 2017
the day I will propose to all this useless naija women, call me a bastard undecided


I got no time putting a ring on one piece of junk's hand and telling the gorilla "will you marry me" undecided



at the end of the day there yansh will no longer be valuable after giving birth!


smelly thing that someone will later divorce!
Health / Re: 5 STDs You Can Get While Wearing A Condom (Disturbing Photos) by theapeman: 4:17pm On Nov 13, 2017
anigbajumo:


Absolutely the basic fact...how I wish not to av sex throughout this yr.Hmm,practically not possible I guess...
lol! it wont be possible,


just play it safe and runaway from whores
Health / Re: 5 STDs You Can Get While Wearing A Condom (Disturbing Photos) by theapeman: 4:16pm On Nov 13, 2017
anigbajumo:


Absolutely the basic fact...how I wish not to av sex throughout this yr.Hmm,practically not possible I guess...
lol! it wont be possible,


just play it safe and runaway from whores!
Health / Re: 5 STDs You Can Get While Wearing A Condom (Disturbing Photos) by theapeman: 3:11pm On Nov 13, 2017
women's yansh are the most dangerous and deadly thing in this world!

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Crime / Re: 16-Year-Old Girl Who Was Gang-Raped By 4 Boys, Dies Of Strange Ailment (Photo) by theapeman: 8:54pm On Nov 12, 2017
tartarus:

May 16yrs old females in your household be able to withstand multiple partners. undecided
sorry we got no 16yrs old in our household!

try again next time.

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Romance / Re: Man Accuses Wife Of Dating A Corper, Sends Her Packing by theapeman: 8:36pm On Nov 12, 2017
good one!


treat them like a thief.
Crime / Re: 16-Year-Old Girl Who Was Gang-Raped By 4 Boys, Dies Of Strange Ailment (Photo) by theapeman: 8:34pm On Nov 12, 2017
16 yrs old are very strong in sex and can withstand multiple partner!

something is wrong here!
Family / Re: He Was To Get Married On 2nd Of December But Now He Is Late by theapeman: 7:20pm On Nov 12, 2017
Sakie:
As shared by one Facebook user,this man was to get married in December but late now.he died in an accident with his colleagues...
May his soul rest in peace

May we not experience such tragedy oh God

village things!

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Education / Re: How Do I Stop My Female Students From Lusting After Me? by theapeman: 4:52pm On Nov 12, 2017
Ogaonos:
mayb urs will b third.bro joke apart i knw sey grown up chick can b an ass nd want only moni.their mata dey challenging sumtyms but underaged no gud.even grown up ashawo beta pass underaged.many guys dey do underaged even in south but dem dey hide dey do am.but 1 thin in life anythin can happen.because walls hav eyes.
sure! I purposely write that stuff base on the op write up he literary want to engage in such act! thus seeking indirect advise on how to do it!

I'm not a fan of student- teacher relationship stuff thou!
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi’s Bridal Shower As She Is Set To Wed Banky W (Video) by theapeman: 4:21pm On Nov 12, 2017
austonclint:
Beautiful Actress Adesua Etomi’s Bridal Shower As She Is Set To Wed Banky W ( Full Video)

Amidst the news about how her sweetheart and singer Banky W survived his 3rd stage of cancer surgery, the beautiful screen diva took to her Instagram handle to share a picture and video from her bridal shower.


On Saturday, November 11, the Nollywood actress took to her Instagram handle to post a picture of her rocking a white dress with the sash that says: “Bride to be.” She also captioned it: “One step closer to you.

watch the video below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EEXDaZFZk0

Etomi looked absolutely beautiful as usual and sure everyone can’t wait to catch a glimpse of her at her wedding which is reportedly set to hold before the end of November. However, the couple Banky W and Adesua Etomi have started sharing their wedding invitation cards to close friends and family members. Congratulations!

source:https://www.naija.ng/1134872-check-photo-actress-adesua-etomis-bridal-shower-lagos.html#1134872

after una don burst una yansh finish na go divorce!

all this over hype wedding!

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Education / Re: How Do I Stop My Female Students From Lusting After Me? by theapeman: 4:11pm On Nov 12, 2017
Ogaonos:
guy go sit dwn.if d north practice such does dt mak it right.even u u knw is wrong nd can get u 2 jail dt y u dnt hav d balls 2 say such on fb nd instagram.i knw ur type is guys lik u dt push ur guys 2 do thins against women nd bring shame 2 their family.let me tell u a corper was arrested afta braging he slept wit e student.my friend told me hw my friend told me about a guy dt was caught befriending a 14 yrs gal by some1 who knw d gal family d guy is in jail as i speak.if d op student was university tho is bad but e no bad shameful reach secondary sch.
common! just two case you hear, you are making noise!
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Delta Because His Girlfriend Dumped Him (Graphic Photo) by theapeman: 3:12pm On Nov 12, 2017
zoba88:
I don't know how true is this story but according to Fejiro,a man committed suicide in Isoko,Delta state because his girlfriend dumped him.Below is what he wrote....

'Could this be love.? He committed suicide becuss his girl friend said, I dnt wnt again. this is a reality. Happened in my country home. Guide your thought n decision'.

NB: This story was shared by Fejiro


cc; Lalasticlala, mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/11/man-allegedly-commits-suicide-in-delta.html?m=1
wasted!

No madafvcking nigga need to commit suicide on one stinking smelly hole undecided

your dicck is worth a 1000 pus.sy!



this days I see women as one irritating piece of shiit with no dignity then a man will die for?

rubbish!

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Education / Re: How Do I Stop My Female Students From Lusting After Me? by theapeman: 3:09pm On Nov 12, 2017
Ogaonos:
if is nt a big deal i deal u go nd say it on facebook nd instagram wit ur full detail wit ur pic den u knw whetha is no big deal.
still not a big deal but I can't do that just to prove your point.


pls try and come to the north and see for yourself!
Education / Re: How Do I Stop My Female Students From Lusting After Me? by theapeman: 2:49pm On Nov 12, 2017
Asbaba:
did muslims religion permit impregnating minor outside a wedlock? no. rather permits to marry them. take note of that Pls.
you know nothing boy!


go to the northern part of Nigeria and see for yourself

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Education / Re: How Do I Stop My Female Students From Lusting After Me? by theapeman: 2:05pm On Nov 12, 2017
Ogaonos:
na wa 4 u.wen his caught u b d 1st 2 insult him.na underage we talking about.dt means u nd 4 43 nairalanders dt lik ur comment lik sleeping wit minors.
Muslim religion do permit it and its not a big deal in this country!


and beside there are up to 16- 18 yes of age, what is minor about it undecided


your politicians and religious leader do engage in this but yet the country didn't do anything against it.

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Education / Re: How Do I Stop My Female Students From Lusting After Me? by theapeman: 1:20pm On Nov 12, 2017
amaapro:
which part of the hell did u came from
at the balcony!

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Education / Re: 6 Signs that Shows You Are Intelligent by theapeman: 2:54am On Nov 12, 2017
Samstyle:
These are some of the signs that shows hows you are really Intelligent

1. YOU DO NOT ENJOY WHAT OTHERS
FINDS FASCINATING AND ENJOYABLE:


This is one of the most stricken character
exhibited by most Intelligent students. An
intelligent student/person seldom enjoys
what other people finds enjoyable and
fascinating. Because, he probably had gone
through such events in the past, and would
love to see something more interesting than
the previous ones.


2. YOU ARE NEVER BOASTFUL:

Real intelligent students, are never boastful
of their knowledge or intellectual skill for any
reason, as they will always stoop very low to
learn from you, even when you know only a
little. They also always have the mind set
that their knowledge is very little and as so
they do everything possible to learn more.

3. YOU LOVE MAKING FRIENDS WITH
OLDER PEOPLE:

intelligent students always enjoy
keeping company with friends, who are far
more older than them or friends who can
think more critical than they can do. By doing
this, they stand to reason more maturely and
reasonable.



4. YOU ENJOY CRITICAL THINKING:
Intelligent students are also often
characterized by their love for critical and
convoluted problems, that may require a
crucial reasoning before they can be
resolved. They do this because, solving
these kinds of problems, also help develops
their understanding ability.


To read more
Click here
http://www.schoolwap.ga/2017/11/Six-signs-that-shows-you-are-intelligent.html?m=1


the only sign of intelligent I know is making money!

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Education / Re: How Do I Stop My Female Students From Lusting After Me? by theapeman: 2:44am On Nov 12, 2017
golor:
Please i seriously need answer to this question.

Please I do I stop my student lusting over me!!I happened to be the only corp member in my school ,often time most of the student girls precisely usually do some crazy stuff in fact funny rather .

I am one person who believe in diligence to the core , at first I was very strict to them cause I sensed something of this nature will emerge , when they started complaining of my strictness I had to free my self a bit but guess what funny behaviours ...

One in SS1 the biggest always looking in fact countless eye contact then she will smile ...

J.s 3 on brought hand to shake me I decline but unfortunatly a teacher saw the senaro and then said you have to be careful with this student they are something else..

S.s 3 the worst , so many funny behavior, I do take them lesson , if I want to leave ,they will be like are you going sir bye bye take care .

I asked them to submit their lesson note for an assignment given , could you believe that one of the student ,wrote what is liguid milk and she answered liquid milk is a sperm found in condom . the second queatiin she asked is what is Bleep room and she answered Bleep room is where Bleep activities are being done ......she wrote it where I can easily set my eyes on ....

One saw me at my street junction and asked sir is this where you stay I answered yea genuinely only for she to ask what number that she wants to come visit then I told her no need cause I don't welcome such ..

Lastly , I was having class with them ss3 so I while writing on the board only for them to start discussing this sir is cute bla bla bla , I pretended I didn't hear them ...

I am one person who believe in diligence in discharging my duties , to make matter worse I am dating , I don't even think of cheating , when I was in school one of my colleagues open told me to bleep her but I refuse cause I promised my babe faithfulness, I rather masturbate than cheat ...


Please this is not to blow my wristle but to seek a mature way to handle this kid ....

I am thinking writing the school for retainment immediately after service so I won't stay idle a day after service , why I hunt for a good job from there .....

Please profound solution
just say you won fvck them!


well! the best sensation you will ever have is actually fvcking your students while there uniform is on! and there are so flesh.


don't miss out on this! let your dicck feel that tightness if you are actually fvcking without condom, but I will advised you use condom! you ain't want their mamas running down to there school and shouting who pregnant my daughter! do you?


be the teacher them want you to be and teach them real sex education with practical aspect wink
ALWAYS USE CONDOM.....

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Religion / Re: Akure Baby Who "Spoke 2 Weeks After Birth" (Photo) by theapeman: 10:03am On Nov 11, 2017
Islam for Muslims / Re: Igbo Man Converts To Islam (Photos) by theapeman: 9:20am On Nov 11, 2017
ollah1:



You must have been to hell before to reach this ridiculous conclusion
you don't need to been to hell before you know all this things! common sense should have tell you undecided

for a religion who use violence to disrupt the peace of this universe.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Igbo Man Converts To Islam (Photos) by theapeman: 9:03am On Nov 11, 2017
Angelanest:
An Igbo man identified as Chibuzor Yusuf, has been hailed by Nigerian Muslims online after converting from Christianity and embracing Islam on Friday (yesterday). A Facebook user (who is also an Igbo Muslim) from Orlu in Imo state, shared a picture of the recently converted Muslim and captioned it; IGBO brother that just embraced ISLAM today,masha Allah...

See how online users hailed the man on Facebook after his conversion.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/igbo-man-converts-to-islam.html
what a waste!



converting to a religion that will lead you straight to the gate of hell!

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Education / Re: Can An Average Student Study Medicine And Surgery? by theapeman: 8:26am On Nov 11, 2017
QwinDebbie:
Please I just wanna know.
This issue has been bugging me for some time now.
If there are any medical students here, please your opinion is highly needed.

I've been hearing that medicine is very tough and all that, but being an average student, can I still scale through?
Will it be as easy as it is with top students?
Don't get me wrong, I didn't choose medicine because I wanted to. It's been my dream right from JSS2..
But being at home for 2 years, due to delay in getting admitted, without going to school, little or less study has really depleted what I had back then in secondary school.
I just need advice.
Please there should be no insults.

Thanks.

but you can suck diicck undecided

don't go and read you hear! keep deceiving your dream
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Selling Her Virginity On Cinderella Escorts (Photos) by theapeman: 5:27pm On Nov 10, 2017
Kolababe:


A company named Cinderella Escorts claims to have a new way for women to pay for college. The company helps the girls auction their virginity so they can pay for their college education.

Cinderella Escorts rose to worldwide fame in 2016 after they auctioned Alexandra Khefren, an 18-year-old Romanian model who sold her virginity for $2.7M to an unnamed businessman from Hong Kong. The company claims to have "medically certified" that all the girls are Virgins on the site.


With the money made from the auction of the girls' virginity, the company gives the girls bump student loans to see them through college.



www.nairaland.com/attachments/6235591_img20171110121422816_jpeg28e7a53f23fd5edca8d9dd7ef3772909

1. 20-year-old Jasmin from the UK- costs $116,000.

Jasmin says, "I would like to sell my virginity on Cinderella Escorts because I want to travel the world and visit America and various other places. My future plans include starting my own business and this is something that requires money. Doing this will allow me to move forward with my life. I will be able to have a future free of financial worries."

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6235592_img20171110121435628_jpeg48967c39168b9d9da08abe0a8418bf8c

2. 23-year-old Monica from the Netherlands – costs $23,000.

Monica says she still had not found "someone worth giving my virginity to" and added: "Doing this would also help fund my studies due to the fact that university is not cheap. . . . While some people may not agree with me I think that this is best for me and it will also help me secure my future."

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6235598_img20171110121447296_jpegd5d849f16f656fdcd48bb95a266684cb

3. 24-year-old Stacey from Nigeria costs $51,000

Stacey writes, "Selling my virginity has been something that I have always wanted to do. I want to sell my virginity through Cinderella Escorts because I want to pursue a master’s degree and a PhD."

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6235599_img20171110121459700_jpegeb10c0639eb6ab854f8e3fd4c6eda99e

4. Florentina – 19 years old, lives in the United States.

She says wants to use the money for it to escape from the Political Situation in her country and emigrate to Europe.

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/famous-firm-lists-nigerian-girl-among-those-selling-their-virginity
naija women selling there refurbish virginity since the 18s!

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Celebrities / Re: Stunning New Photos Of Laura Ikeji Kanu by theapeman: 2:49pm On Nov 10, 2017

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Religion / Re: Lady Leading Praise & Worship Dies In Delta Church After Collapsing by theapeman: 2:30pm On Nov 10, 2017
most sister in the Lord used to collect preek day before service or after service. this one got hard luck for her sin may be full.


the least woman I will ever think to marry are sister in the lord! those women can fvck for Africa!

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Politics / Re: Reps Discuss Nigeria's Position On Morocco's Plan To Join ECOWAS by theapeman: 1:52pm On Nov 10, 2017
so Morocco want Nigerians to flood there country!


drug trafficking to Morocco loading.......1‰

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Third-class Graduate Now Turning Down Job Offers From Multinationals by theapeman: 11:05am On Nov 10, 2017
who is that drunkard that push this rubbish of 2016 to front page?

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Sleeping Position According To Islam by theapeman: 10:30am On Nov 10, 2017
190:
After all these sleeping positions them go wake up still go BOMB people undecided

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