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Science/Technology / Re: World’s First Floating City To Emerge In The Pacific Ocean By 2020 by theapeman: 10:15pm On Nov 23, 2017
JamesReacher:
I think so every morning but then I thought, something must create what creates something , it's a cycle. Nobody wins
no carry this your mentality go hell fire ohh!

give your life to Christ Jesus!

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Phones / Re: Glo Introduces New Data Plan. 2GB For N500, 4GB For N1000, 180GB For N20,000 by theapeman: 10:12pm On Nov 23, 2017
why is glo behaving like "made in China"

you know you got bad network and sometimes your network do go on vacation undecided

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Science/Technology / Re: World’s First Floating City To Emerge In The Pacific Ocean By 2020 by theapeman: 10:06pm On Nov 23, 2017
JamesReacher:
No sailor would mount on an iceberg, they would rather steer the ship, they saw it too late on binoculars thats all and lack of sonar detectors. How are we going to progress if we attribute human errors to Divine fallacy!!!! You read a book and have compassion for ur fellow humans! God killed them is what you are saying, that ain't right.
have you ever wake up and think in your life that this world didn't created by incident and there must be an divine being behind this?


when you go your way to mocked that divine being, just know that something is coming your way very fast.

history have said it times without number but we won't learn from history.
Science/Technology / Re: World’s First Floating City To Emerge In The Pacific Ocean By 2020 by theapeman: 10:00pm On Nov 23, 2017
mazimee:


The way humans won against hurricane and others right? The truth is that you can never win them, you only avoid them. The hurricane and the Earthquake indicator you mentioned is a good example that you can only avoid them and stop them.


Those natural disasters will come once in a while, you can only avoid them, you don't stop them outrightly.
no one know were earthquake will hit!

that seismic detector only pick the epicenter of the earthquake and measure the magnitude of it.

no earthquake indicator have been invented.

don't mind that illiterate.

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Science/Technology / Re: World’s First Floating City To Emerge In The Pacific Ocean By 2020 by theapeman: 9:56pm On Nov 23, 2017
JamesReacher:
It wasn't tiny bro. So God sank Titanic, abeg don't bring religion and science here.
your problem is that you don't research!

the iceberg look tiny on the surface and so therefore the sailors thought that he may crush it, and on those days they were weren't sonar detectors invented.

before the commission of the ship, the engineer and many brag that God can't destroy this ship, so God teach them a lesson of lifetime history....


read books bro! to increase your knowledge
Science/Technology / Re: World’s First Floating City To Emerge In The Pacific Ocean By 2020 by theapeman: 9:46pm On Nov 23, 2017
JamesReacher:
Titanic was a perfect god! It was a rather unfortunate unforeseen iceberg that caused Titanic to sink not that it sank itself. Who would have thought iceberg would show up? The sailors fault too in addition, they noticed and steered too late.
the truth behind the sink of titanic was because of there bragging!

the engineer of the titanic once said "even God cannot sink this ship" and lol and behold! a tiny iceberg sank that ship.

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Science/Technology / Re: World’s First Floating City To Emerge In The Pacific Ocean By 2020 by theapeman: 9:41pm On Nov 23, 2017
our ancestors have tried this before and that city sink together with the Continent called Atlantica.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Argentinian Submarine: Missing Crew Killed In Underwater Explosion by theapeman: 7:57pm On Nov 23, 2017
Goahead:
Is this a click-bait? Cos on BBC News where this article was drafted from did not mention the explosion killing the crew.
seriously! nairaland has started putting up false information.

seun! order your boys and that snake addicted moderator to bring down this rubbish thread for there haven't yet no confirmation of the missing crew.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Argentinian Submarine: Missing Crew Killed In Underwater Explosion by theapeman: 7:53pm On Nov 23, 2017
please disregard this new for there haven't yet any confirmation of the missing crew.

only an explosion was pick up by an seismic activities near the suspected area were the submarine was last found .

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Crime / Re: Who Is Maryam Sanda? Profile Of Wife Who Stabbed Husband Bilyamin Muhammed Bello by theapeman: 7:48pm On Nov 23, 2017
omocalabar:
stop being foolish....even though the title suits u
get a life..... start doing something with your life!

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Crime / Re: Who Is Maryam Sanda? Profile Of Wife Who Stabbed Husband Bilyamin Muhammed Bello by theapeman: 7:07pm On Nov 23, 2017
onatisi:
The man divorced his first wife who never threatened him
only to marry the one who will eventually kill him
it is better for person to just dey manage the one e get jejely
forget the foolish man!

he was claiming gentleman instead of him should have beat the living shiit outa that bitcch and repeat the same process for 2 month undecided

this bitcch would be humble for the rest of her life.

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Crime / Re: Who Is Maryam Sanda? Profile Of Wife Who Stabbed Husband Bilyamin Muhammed Bello by theapeman: 6:51pm On Nov 23, 2017
Seanonaira:



http://dailymedia.com.ng/who-is-maryam-sanda-biography-profile-history-of-wife-who-stabbed-late-bilyamin-muhammed-bello-husband-maryam-sanda/
were are those useless women who keep thinking that only men engage in marital violence!


were are those useless feminist here who will open there dirty mouth related to any thread of women's right!


behold! there are hiding there head with shame and disgrace to there womanhood!


shame unto our naija women for stupidness is there second name!


shame unto those men who think by petting there wife is an act of men!


shame unto those men who don't beat the hell outa there wife for there will follow the same road of thee brother who die by this foolish way!

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Education / Re: Rape Victim Set To Graduate From North Caroline State University (Photo) by theapeman: 11:53am On Nov 23, 2017
prospero5:
girl, leave dust for bin!!!

all lies
no mind them!

so make we dey cry say them rape them undecided

you wear anyhow cloth how them no go rape you?


go party to drink drunk come expect say the guy go respect your holy yansh! undecided


women and fish brain

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Education / Re: Rape Victim Set To Graduate From North Caroline State University (Photo) by theapeman: 11:51am On Nov 23, 2017
GistMoreTV:
@GISTMORE

Stephanie, a student of North Caroline State University, has shared her triumph story as she’s set to graduate in some days’ time. According to her, she was raped in her sophomore year.

Writing on her website, she said: “During the fall semester of my sophomore year I went out to a party with my best friends. The night, which was filled with drinks, laughs and good times, slowly but surely led to events that would alter the course of my life.

When I returned from the party, I invited a friend over to stay the night. This friend and I had been out a few times, my parents trusted him and it wasn't the first time he had spent the night. .

I was exhausted and intoxicated but as he ran me a shower I remember vividly telling him that I had no intentions of having sex with him. Later that night I woke up with him on top of me, raping me without protection. .

I cried, I asked him to stop and he told me to shh and let him finish. I cried but I laid there paralyzed. The next few days were a blur. I remember being a functional zombie for weeks. .

For weeks, I withdrew from my friends and family members. I skipped class and missed work. I barely passed any of my classes and I seriously considered dropping out. .

My energy was zapped as I saw my rapist everywhere. By mid second semester, he announced he was running for a very public position on campus. I watched as most of the black community, people I called friends, campaigned for my rapist. .

On the night I planned to kill myself, my best friend saved my life. My other friend walked me to the counseling center the next day and thus began my journey to healing.

I still struggle with depression and I still struggle with PTSD. I still struggle with nightmares. I still go to counseling but I'm so much better. .

I've dedicated my existence to loving, laughing and helping others. I never imagined that I'd be graduating from one of the top institutions in the country or that I'd be addressing my graduating class as the commencement speaker.”

VIA : https://www.gistmore.com/rape-victim-shares-story-set-graduate-photo

Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of 2 Corpers Set To Wed In Imo: "From Hello, Hi To Wedding" by theapeman: 8:45pm On Nov 22, 2017
stephenduru:
It is a  departmental wedding.It is corper's  wedding.It all started  with an Hello,Hi,then they became departmental  friends to departmental lovers and  now its a departmental wedding.  Lolz.

Ihekuna Ann onyekachi and Albert Ekpedeme Sylvanus will exchange marriage vows on 16th December 2017 at Holy  Trinity Catholic Church, Obibi, Afor-ajala,  Aboh mbaise LGA of Imo state.

What a lovely story!


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/11/hello-to-hi-two-corpers-ann-onyekachi.html?m=1
the baddest move in life is to propose to those NYSC girls!

Those girls have fvck there life for Africa and ready to settled down.



during my days we fvcked those apes like the world is about to end, put look at them now undecided

Education / Re: Pls How Is This True;people Born In 1995-1999 Have Lived In 3deca.... by theapeman: 1:43am On Nov 22, 2017
plavic:

Yes, that is true but not just for those born in between 1995-1999 but for those born in betwee 1991-1999.

They have all lived in three decades. A decade contains ten years. 1991-2000(1st decade), 2001-2010(2nd decade), 2011-2020(3rd decade).

They have also lived in three centuries. A century contains a hundred years. 1901-2000 is the first century. 2001-2100 is the second century.

They have also lived in two millenia. A millenium contains a thousand years. 1001-2000 is the first millenium. 2001-3000 is the second millenium.

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Education / Re: 10 Unexplained Photographs And The Stories Behind Them by theapeman: 1:04am On Nov 22, 2017
mrMeen:
mostly interested in the black knight satellite I think that NASA are hiding a lot of things from the general public.
lol!

don't think so! that knight satellite have been debunk sine.
Celebrities / Re: Emma Nyra Sexy In Swimsuit In Dubai (Photos) by theapeman: 4:47pm On Nov 20, 2017
KingstonDome:
Nigerian female singer, Emma Nyra decided to show off what God blessed her with via Instagram.

The singer who is holidaying in Dubai shared pictures of her body which were all taken on a beach.

See the pictures below,

www.kingstondome.com/2017/11/emma-nyra-shows-off-her-body-as-she.html?m=1

Lalasticlala
which Arab guy dey feck you now undecided

#ourprostitutedondo
Family / Re: Parenting Advice For Career Women From Pastor Mrs Olamide Timi David by theapeman: 1:47pm On Nov 20, 2017
got nothing to say!

maybe the poster below me got something to say but if not, just know he is dumb

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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Gets Jet Plane Gift From Loveworld Music & Arts Group by theapeman: 1:00pm On Nov 20, 2017
Daddy freeze come and say something ohh!

food don show

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Travel / Re: Vadoma: The Ostrich People Of Zimbabwe Who Have Just Two Toes by theapeman: 11:54am On Nov 20, 2017
alexanderkings:
africa..my fifle....this people are the cause of their p. Instead of marrrying with other tribes to correct this defect....they keep spreading it by intra ethnic marriage..and abeeg who tell theeeemmm say ddddeeem anceeestor ccoommmee from mmoonn
possible be true!

giant roam this earth on ancient days and them were the called the Nephilim.

when demons and human mix together there create a new kind of humans.

some of them were not destroyed totally thou! during the time of Noah. most escape through via portal and very soon we will see them coming back during the end times!

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Religion / Re: Lady Gets Iphone 8 As Gift, Says "It Pays To Give" (Photos) by theapeman: 11:40am On Nov 20, 2017
ChangeIsCostant:
A Nigerian lady, Mary Ogie, has highlighted the importance of giving and sowing good seeds after receiving a brand new Apple iPhone 8 worth over N270,000. The excited lady took to her twitter account to share a picture of the new gadget with the words below;

When u sow good seeds, u definitely reap good fruits! Got a gift of a brand new iPhone 8 !it pays to give, cos u would always get!# note to self#

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/nigerian-lady-shows-off-her-new-iphone-she-got-as-gift.html
is it your yansh you sow! undecided

all this prostitute will be coming and be talking rubbish.

we are watching!
Food / Re: Is Fish Meat? by theapeman: 1:21pm On Nov 18, 2017
DrinkLimca:
In the real sense of it..

Fish is not an animal and some are not food..

some are monsters, some serves as food to man and other monstrous fishes...

However any land creature that has either hands or legs to walk are what i call animals..

Remember that fishes don't have legs or hands.
so fish na plant undecided


living organism is classified into two!

1 plant

and

2 animal


try to be educated bro!
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys Iphone X For All Of His Team Members (photos/video) by theapeman: 10:32am On Nov 18, 2017
kenonze:
cool
He wiped out his old friends few weeks ago then lured these ones with women gift. IPhone X

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Health / Re: Lady Welcomes Twins After Bleeding For 2month Of Pregnancy Rejected By Boyfriend by theapeman: 9:28pm On Nov 17, 2017
IamHeWrites:
A Nigerian lady, who started bleeding on and off from the 5th month to the 7th month of her pregnancy rejected by her boyfriend, welcomed twins who she couldn’t help but show off on social media.

According to her, the twins spent 2 months in the incubator and are already smiling in the photo she shared..

Here’s what she wrote;
“To the world @ large I can’t say it all, its just been God . sometime around June we found out we were pregnant and like every normal girl would do we called d man responsible and his response was cold, later we had to involve our families , his family also gave a cold response , we only thought it was normal and with time dey would come around and all to no avail.
As time went on we knew we were alone in this.

Started bleeding @ 5 month on and off and @ 7 months d bleeding continued . we went to d hospital having nothing . but God used the Doctors on duty to perform a miracle surgery. We entered the theatre @ abt 1pm on d 17th of Nov 2016 , the kids came out around 5pm and d doctors and their mum fought for her life. The kids spent 2 months in d incubator and God gave US Victory . Mother and Babies are doing so well.
Family and friends join me as I celebrate my sons(KINGS) as they turn one(1) today
My God is a God of Wonders. Indeed he is EKWUEME”


http://www.torimill.com/2017/11/lady-welcomes-twins-after-bleeding.html





two pinkin for one yansh

That place knows no elastic limit!

Family / Re: Pregnant Woman Who Posed With 20,000 Bees In Maternity Shoot Had Stillbirth(Pic by theapeman: 9:26pm On Nov 17, 2017
Explorers:
A mother who posed with 20,000 bees in a unique maternity photo shoot has suffered a still birth.
Emily Mueller, 33, revealed that her baby died in the womb over the weekend.



In a heartbreaking post on her Facebook page, Mueller details everything from when she first suspected there was a problem when she stopped feeling the baby kicking, to the the moment she gave birth surrounded by caring nurses and doctors.

'So many people awaited the arrival of our sweet famous baby who was the star of our wonderful bee maternity photo shoot.

Jesus decided he needed his own beekeeper and took our precious son, Emersyn Jacob, back up to Heaven with him,' Mueller wrote.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5090025/Mom-posed-20-000-BEES-belly-suffers-stillbirth.html
naso them dey take dash them self evil spirit from below!

Later now that pikin go carry gun enter sch dey shoot students
Education / Re: Teacher From Sokoto State And His English On Facebook (Photos) by theapeman: 8:47pm On Nov 17, 2017
dainformant:
why dont you type this is ur native language instead of English
no wahala, I go change am for you.


wawa undecided
Education / Re: Teacher From Sokoto State And His English On Facebook (Photos) by theapeman: 8:44pm On Nov 17, 2017
as if English na our language! undecided

Africa will always be a slave to the western world!

your made in China product, did you think they use English to manufactured there technology?

go and read any made in China product manual and you will see errors but yet that doesn't make them any less.


useless Nigeria mentally who think English is everything
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim To Boyfriend, Iceberg Slim: Thanks For Accepting Me Just As I Am by theapeman: 8:36pm On Nov 17, 2017
Swanzi:



Ode oponu

Ur MOTHER..!!!
thank you sir!
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim To Boyfriend, Iceberg Slim: Thanks For Accepting Me Just As I Am by theapeman: 7:09pm On Nov 17, 2017
IamLaura:

lol that's because she's mixed race
ohh!

No Wonder!
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim To Boyfriend, Iceberg Slim: Thanks For Accepting Me Just As I Am by theapeman: 6:57pm On Nov 17, 2017
Kayus4real:
Juliet Ibrahim is truly in love and seems to have found her last busstop. The Ghanaian actress doesn’t miss any opportunity to show off her
man, Nigerian rapper, IceBerg Slim on social media.

She shared the photo below with him and thanked him for taking her as she is. She wrote;

“The look you give each other when you know
you’ve made the right choice… #RideOrDie #GreatMan
#MyKing #Love #Oluwa #Oluwaisinvolved #HisQueen
#fbf @iamicebergslim Thanks for accepting me and
taking me just as I am… ”




https://www.lailasblog.com/thanks-accepting-just-juliet-ibrahim-boyfriend/
the first beautiful Ghanian woman I have seen so far!

Ghanian women that there face look like Medusa but got heavily armored azz and breasst

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Crime / Re: 30-Year-Old Man Rapes 13-Year-Old Girl To Death In Osun by theapeman: 6:21pm On Nov 17, 2017
How is this possible?

Our Muslim brothers who engage in act pedophile need to answer this question

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