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Romance / Re: Pictures Of A Nairalander Who Is Set To Mary His Beautiful Wife.. by TheCork(m): 5:00pm On Nov 14, 2020
dorin27:
Yea... everything is wrong. I don't like you calling me the bolded.


hey hello my beautifull Ghana babe...please we kinda gettin tired lookin at yor lovely Ghana Ahanti face on yor profile..please can u quicklly replace it with a nicer picture showing jusss yor boooobsi & hips. so I can enjoyyyit
.please kindly hurry!!
cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Yetunde Bakare Warns Men Sending Her Nudes On Instagram by TheCork(m): 4:57pm On Nov 14, 2020
SandraJane:
Actress Yetunde Bakare sternly warns those bombarding her DMs with nudes

Shared with Caption ...



Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CHj1FEAnSID/

but why she tellin women not to send us naaaaked picture?..... is she ok in the head or is she kalaginated? (no oofiense) angry
Phones / Re: Which Android Phone Can I Afford With 20,000? by TheCork(m): 4:46pm On Nov 14, 2020
barbietosin:
U saying 20k phone means d person is a broke ass....uhmmm


kaiii seee boobsi..hello please can i tangulate wit u? cheesy
NYSC / Re: Help! Nysc Problem! I'm stuck and confused! by TheCork(m): 4:44pm On Nov 14, 2020
joviegghead:
Hello to who ever is reading this.

So I was scheduled to report to camp on Monday 10th November 2020. But I was unable to do so due to unpreparedness (monetary and other necessary aspects).

I am part of Batch B stream I. Is it possible to join the other stream? Or do I just wait till next year and register again. Because I am confused.

Even if I decide to go with other subsequent stream, will I be sent back for not reporting on my assigned date?

Everything is just tiring. Ex corpers, please your experience is needed.

bro juss find a nice lightskin babe wereing mini sket with great legs & u be fine!! (truss me) smiley
NYSC / Re: Help! Nysc Problem! I'm stuck and confused! by TheCork(m): 4:42pm On Nov 14, 2020
ebenezer202l:
so touching embarassed

its very big thou. my dik is 14 inches loong if u like... anyways please am lookin for actress to act in a up comin high budget blue movie.
u sound like a inteligent axtress. u intressted? u get paid upto 400 naira cash & am the director cheesy
Romance / Re: But Why Do All Women Prefa Only We London Guys? by TheCork(m): 11:08am On Nov 14, 2020
Freestainworld:
Because londoners are like toy in our ladies hands, they behave like mumu, when our ladies blow breeze at them, they start laughing like fools, that is why they prefer them to coded guys like us in naija.


brother..u do relice I can take yor wife, woman of girlfriends anyday..correct?... do u no how many babes I hav yansh here on nairaland? .....money talks, my darling!!(no oofense) angry

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Romance / Re: But Why Do All Women Prefa Only We London Guys? by TheCork(m): 11:06am On Nov 14, 2020
Freestainworld:
Because londoners are like toy in our ladies hands, they behave like mumu, when our ladies blow breeze at them, they start laughing like fools, that is why they prefer them to coded guys like us in naija.

angry
Romance / Re: But Why Do All Women Prefa Only We London Guys? by TheCork(m): 12:55am On Nov 14, 2020
To be Frank, I think it really really realy mean women who prefer only we Londoners have taste! (Real talk) wink

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Romance / But Why Do All Women Prefa Only We London Guys? by TheCork(m): 12:54am On Nov 14, 2020

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Ok .. obviously am a Londoner who live in a rich area of London call Pekam next door to Buckingham palace & drive £35,000 (cash) BMW..

..anyways .why do all women prefa only we London guys simply becoz we better lookin, spek good English innit, have moiney & spend pound stalin & co
why why why?

Please advice smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba Is Engaged. Meet His Fiancee (Video, Photos) by TheCork(m): 10:04pm On Nov 13, 2020
victorian:







We rock!

cheesy

And we make our men feel on top of the world with our exotic and glittering warm beauty. smiley

Any wealthy guy who isn't dating or married to a fair beautiful lady has not arrived yet!

cheesy


^^^kaiiii.. this chick will not injure me wit that her sexxxy palmwine ice cream lookin boobsi ooo.. kaiii cheesy
Religion / Re: Please Help!! How Do I Genuinely Give My Life To Christ? by TheCork(m): 8:36pm On Nov 13, 2020
Eileene:

@Friezerna take this seriously
This is one sure way to grow in Christ also have a consistent prayer and Bible study life.

hello and how are u. Please can i chop kiss? cheesy
Romance / Re: Pictures Of A Nairalander Who Is Set To Mary His Beautiful Wife.. by TheCork(m): 7:39pm On Nov 13, 2020
Zzor:
But my dad thinks I'm brave and brilliant, that's all that matters to me. Eat shit


Brother..u again!!!!! angry
Romance / Re: Pictures Of A Nairalander Who Is Set To Mary His Beautiful Wife.. by TheCork(m): 7:38pm On Nov 13, 2020
Zzor:
But my dad thinks I'm brave and brilliant, that's all that matters to me. Eat shit


angry
Romance / Re: Who Knows Dis Symbol & Meaning? by TheCork(m): 5:21pm On Nov 13, 2020
Truvel:
Who Knows Dis Symbol & Meaning? I Saw It Last Night In A Vision. I Think It Could Be Arabic, Hebrew Or A Kind Of Magical Symbol. A Letter In Form Of W With A Dot (.) At D Side.
Lalasticlala !


Boooooooooooooobsi!!!!! smiley smiley
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Male Nairalanders So Bitter ?? by TheCork(m): 5:20pm On Nov 13, 2020
Bodyodour:
Why are you guys so bitter seeing a guy and his relationship prospering?? Why do you guys trying to influence people with ur stupid redpill stuffs? Just today,someone posted his pre-wedding photos and the comments I saw was really disgusting. Jeez!!

Abeg make una stop all this nonsense,if ur girl don break ur heart,repair it and stop displaying all this toxic actions here.


angry
Romance / Re: Please Help My Body Is Seriously Itching Me. by TheCork(m): 3:44pm On Nov 13, 2020


[b] ... listening to *celebrations* from kool & the gang!!/b] cheesy

Romance / Re: Please Help My Body Is Seriously Itching Me. by TheCork(m): 3:41pm On Nov 13, 2020
Durentt:
I have been working in a construction site now for a week now with my uncle (as a student to keep one self busy). it's in lagos and I came from Abuja.

I sleep in site after work in a comfortable room, but now the problem is that this place is very hot even not a single breeze at night.

last 2 nights, I woke up with rashes at the back of my neck, nothing serious to worry about.

but this morning, it began itching seriously even up till now. I haven't worked since morning but itching my neck and penis by a window where small breeze passes.

I also rubbed anti mosquito spray on my body and I believe that worsened the rash.

I saw the site nurse and she gave me a drug to take at night but I have already taken 2 because of the itching confusion. she told me to but tetmosol soap with dettol and rub baby powder.

I am just waiting for my uncle to come pick me so I can be sleeping at his place and be coming to work from there but he doesnt even want to come.


please help me with this itchin

....arrrrh..finally... grereattttt!! cheesy

.... anyways, it sound like rabies....did dog bite u?(no oofense)
angry
Romance / Re: Please Help My Body Is Seriously Itching Me. by TheCork(m): 3:39pm On Nov 13, 2020
Durentt:
I have been working in a construction site now for a week now with my uncle (as a student to keep one self busy). it's in lagos and I came from Abuja.

I sleep in site after work in a comfortable room, but now the problem is that this place is very hot even not a single breeze at night.

last 2 nights, I woke up with rashes at the back of my neck, nothing serious to worry about.

but this morning, it began itching seriously even up till now. I haven't worked since morning but itching my neck and penis by a window where small breeze passes.

I also rubbed anti mosquito spray on my body and I believe that worsened the rash.

I saw the site nurse and she gave me a drug to take at night but I have already taken 2 because of the itching confusion. she told me to but tetmosol soap with dettol and rub baby powder.

I am just waiting for my uncle to come pick me so I can be sleeping at his place and be coming to work from there but he doesnt even want to come.


please help me with this itchin



angry
Crime / Re: Rivers State Councilor And His Siblings Brutalize Their Brother's Wife (Graphic) by TheCork(m): 11:53am On Nov 13, 2020
sinaj:
Only the post of Councilor and he is acting like Hitler already?

They should sue the hell out of him.

ThankGod God no be man sha.




^^story
...anyways good news for u
Sinaj.. t tink I love u & I tink I love Shortyy too. u both fine & lightskin & u both looklike strawberries ice cream.
The problem is I dunno who to shoose & am still confuse(true story) cheesy
Romance / Re: Promise Made, Promise Kept: How I'm Getting married to my Girlfriend Of 8years by TheCork(m): 11:52am On Nov 13, 2020
Shortyy:


You haven't see women that built with a man and he leaves her for someone else? Every time y'all come here to paint women black, like y'all are better. y'all don't know any single thing about the female folk. You think it's to come and be ranting here abi?

My brother if we open our own chapter church no go dismiss o. Better calm down.

Life happens to everyone. It's not a gender thing.


^^story
...anyways good news for u
Shortyy, t tink I love u & I tink I love Sinaj too. u both fine & lightskin & u both looklike strawberries ice cream.
The problem is I dunno who to shoose & am still confuse(true story) cheesy

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Romance / Re: 2am & I Still Cant Sleep!@ by TheCork(m): 11:16am On Nov 13, 2020
^^^
Where the chicks at: sweetcunt97, Virginprincess,
Victorian, BKsoul, my Nmezor, my dorin27 na? angry
...maybe I should repeat the question again in pigeon English!!(smh)
angry

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Romance / Re: 2am & I Still Cant Sleep!@ by TheCork(m): 9:53am On Nov 13, 2020
^^^^ u see...this is y government must bring back SARS ...serrriously. (are u chicks?) angry

..thread clearly say *LADIES**..... insted....wot I get is 12 grown mans giving me tips on how to sleep (lord hav mersy)
angry

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Romance / 2am & I Still Cant Sleep!@ by TheCork(m): 2:40am On Nov 13, 2020
...ladies, please I need bed time story in yor sexxxxy sweet ice cream voice...and please hurry!
first come, first serve!!!
cheesy

..and please, I dont want no African story about tortise & lion I beg...keep it simple & British!(no oofense) angry
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Meet Frodd's Mother As Friend Shares Touching Story About Him by TheCork(m): 2:38am On Nov 13, 2020
onstelly:

Lol but you can vote online


hey..remember u still owe me 2 week kissing plus romance..please can we arrange? cheesy
Romance / Re: Giys, Can you possibly fart in front of a lightskin babe? by TheCork(m): 1:32am On Nov 13, 2020
Okoroawusa:
What is special about light skin babe?


Bro u can not date lightskin females if u dont have moiney or bank account..... how do u plan to woo them sir, by selling petrol?
Look at Shortyy, look at Sinaj, mamagee3 and others..they r fine sweet lightskin females(truss me) smiley
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Celebrates 40th Birthday With 80 Pairs Of Shoes by TheCork(m): 1:04am On Nov 13, 2020
chiroyale:


But IPhone 7 is vanity as well grin

kaii. U very pretty & u looklike ice cream plus biscuit & scotch egg cheese mix wit fanta. Please can u get pregnant for me twice? cheesy
Romance / Re: My Pre Wedding Pictures by TheCork(m): 12:55am On Nov 13, 2020
dorin27:
when you get to that bridge, you will cross it.



dorin I cant sleep..so wot kinda pyjamas are u wereing right now?
Are u wereing see thru pyjamas wit thong & red lipstick plus mini sket & pink wonder bra?please advise
cheesy

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