How y'all doing , just felt like dropping this long time experience from my childhood days with y'all to cheer up the cold weather mehnnnnnnnnn
When I was still that playful little boy with no worries i have always loved both Indian and Korean movies , especially the action ones as long as somebody is gonna get killed That's how i generated this weird love of an assassin job since I was younger because of the movies I watch
Now back to my experience............the main topic mehnnnn
There was this guy that parked into our area when I was about 16_17 yrs old This guy has no single friend , he's always on his own and you can never hear any news of him either good or bad news , he's just on his own lane Honestly I liked him a lot, (cheerful giver) he's handful
This guy rented just a single room, he's always neat , always well dressed, never lacks nothing , but he doesn't work He doesn't mingle among his mates , even when he's watching a football match he'll never involve in any argument and he's very handsome and intelligent too He prefers to smoke his weed and watch little boys play their football , all he does is smoke ans he doesn't even drink much , but you can hardly see him without (weed)
Boys in the hood tried to lure him into cultism , that's because he has stayed in the area for almost a year and most guys are now used to him and they knew he was a jew man He refused all attempts , every guy wanted him as a friend because he's friendly and he's never broke and no one seems to know what he does to earn money that he spends so much on himself He never misses sny church service but he doesn't Jo with his weed still.
A time came some (Aiye) men used one of their babe to get the real secret on who the guys truly is The guy ended up fvcking the babe countless times yet the babe was unable to get any info from him but his name only which was *RATI* (wrong name)
The girl later gave up on him , he's smart and he knew what she was up to Later on guys started getting close to him , but there's one thing everyone don't know *NOBODY ENTERS HIS ROOM*
This guy fvck girls in any hotel of their choice and never bring them home One day he was smoking weed and watching young boys playing football as usual
Some cultist guys used a master key and entered his room only for them to come out shocked They found a sniper on his bed and bullets , they didn't touch the gun though , they just left and also locked back the door seems it was a master key they used, no trace and they didn't touch nothing..
Three days after a very respected Honourable died from a gunshot but no one knew how or where the shot came from, phone suspected it must be a sniper cuz two people were killed on the scene
After 2 days no one knew where RATI has gone to , and no one knew his whereabouts
After 7 years we heard that someone with the name RATI was killed in Beirut, Lebanon His picture was everywhere, that's when everyone knew of his job as an assassin , because that's what the information stated
The landlord that rented that apartment to him long time ago now heard of the news of someone called RATI being killed in Beirut, Lebanon He could easily identify him , that's when he remembered that the guy once gave him a wrist watch as a gift which he packaged inside a small box during the man's birthday of 68 yrs The landlord is an Imam (Muslim leader) he gets gift from different people , which he sometimes don't even check them , he will just ask his wife to write the names of those who brought them on the gifts
When he searched for the particular gift , as he opened it
He saw a pure diamond wrist watch _and a small letter As if the guy knew that the Imam won't open up the gift on time but till he leaves the house
The letter goes like this : a day will come you'll wonder if I'm crazy or I'm nice or I'm a demon Trust me I love everyone but don't judge me when you hear of my bad story in the future, this is the life I choosed Pls as you're reading this pray for me because I'm about to kill many people this week Pls don't put on the wrist watch just sell it to any Switzerland citizen and you'll be forever rich , you are a good man Happy birthday Sir
Tears rolled down the man's eyes and he truly prayed for him and even organized some Islamic clerics to gather and pray for him , and sold that wrist watch to a Switzerland citizen just as he instructed in the letter
That's my experience mehnnnnnnnnnmm
Drop yours let's hear you out, WHAT'S YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE WITH AN ASSASSIN IF YOU HAVE ANY
As we all know we've got so many negative people here on NL who never believes in anything , this ain't no fiction If you don't believe that's your own problem and not mine , I don't even reply to mentions
errm bro. Please can u sumaricse yor story to 2 sentence please!
Vidodino: Pls let's give it a tryer and see how it will goes, the person must be a humble girl. I am not a trouble type email edubesty@yahoo.com. Me. Tribe igbo, state anambra, base Lagos.
Vidodino: Pls let's give it a tryer and see how it will goes, the person must be a humble girl. I am not a trouble type email edubesty@yahoo.com. Me. Tribe igbo, state anambra, base Lagos.
ZINIBANKS: No I ain't gonna stop She wanna play and I love playing too
Bro I gerrrit. Zzor can be sometimes stubborn. I beg forgive her for now but if she crosses the line again, u can deal with her. I will tell her to chill out with u & be cool. Deal?
zexy2030: that's a lie, I have met likes of zzor(if she is real according to her pic) and Victorian I was never attracted to them, neither did I have erection, but there are some who are more sexual appealing to me but not their type. So all men can't reason like you reason, if she is food 2u, she may be a poison to .me, no matter how pretty u see her to be.
huh? U meet Zzor & Victorian? Were? In planet Mars? See yor potatoe head like basket mouth. Were do u want to find moiney to impress them..by selling petrol? Kerosine? Son. Quit tryna impress me coz am from London innnit, it ain't gonna work..truss me!!(goat)
lightangel65i: Sighs ok bro am tired so ill close your chapter
Son ..kindly stay away from my woman, Zzor & continue talking to those roadside plantain seller on nairaland since u dont hav moiney & will never do. Coz the nest time I catch u talking to her, I will remove my £800 Guci watch , stretch my left hand across the Atlantic ocean here in London ,& double backhand slap that yor potato reject face twice wit immediate affect. Back down boy!!!(real talk)
lightangel65i: Sighs Fat ladies are just a type of ping animal that baths in mud and eats shit (Oink)
I don't know what to say to you, the simp virus has totally damaged your brain beyond repair. Do us a favor and take sniper save us the trouble of dealing with simps in the future.
Son..serrriously..U really really upset wit Zzor. How many times she reject u sir.. dont lie? Well..The good news for u is that u still hav hope in life & can all ways try again this time next year. Be strong eeeeeediott boy!!(no oofense)
lightangel65i: Bruh you are a very bad simp. Well simps like you always get the fat ugly bitches like Zzor who smell like shit. Victorian is a balloon we know that, but Zzor is let me say something like a pig, so bruh take a cold beer and wash your eyes with it
Son..so u saying U dont like thick women like Zzor or Victorian..correct? I take it u now prefa skinny toothpig lookin women who dont smell like cow $hit. Clearly u need good lesson on how to enjoy women. I will find u a nice fat woman like Nmezor or Airminem who will gladly sit on yor face sir. Have u tried facesitting?
lightangel65i: Bruh what the fvck, she is a typical example of an ugly chubby lady, who always watches women empowerment videos to boost her self esteem. Are you a simp or just trolling. Women like Zzor think cause there are few fine girls in this world ugly bitches like her have value, most online feminists are either ugly, fat, unattractive, broke, smelly or expired(36+) they use their constant NL rant to boost their self esteem
There u go . So u admit Zzor is fine & will definitely make yor kondo standup.. 4real. Bro, Zzor is fine than 99% of female on nairaland (fact). Look at females on nairaland, they very ugly. Look at Victorian.Zzor is not chubby, she gots big ass & that's a great tool sir!(real talk)
kramacc: Hey guys, I have always had my suspicion about her and this said man, he helps my dad during his constructions where she was mostly present. It all started when i noticed her closeness with this man, I couldn't overlook it but i kept it aside till a relative who stays at home throughout confessed to me that this man is always coming to our home most times as i was not staying at home at that period cos i was in school.
When i came back from school i noticed he was always showing up even at a point i saw him in the house, immediately he saw me i could see he was disoriented and don't know which way he was to go.
Since then I don't greet him and he didn't complain or asked me the reason which i guess he has figured the relative has told me, he then stopped showing at my house
The thing is the relative couldn't tell my dad cos he believes my dad wouldn't believe him, this is the same situation i'm in too.
I like this woman tho even as i know she doesn't really have my best interest at heart, she has kids for my father already.
I really love my father but i hate to be the one to tell him this cos i don't even know how he would react to this.
davinchi101: I don't know if this is worth worrying about or its normal. I'm a 26 year old guy who haven't seen his sperm before. Although I've never had sex before, but I can assure u I'm sexually healthy. Due to my religious upbringing, I've never had sex nor watch porn before, but I feel Hot and feel hard in the morning like every other guy. What is given me concern is, is it possible for an unmarried guy at my age not to have seen his sperm before even though he has never involved in any sexual act.
Hey Zzor. U very nice lady. Please kindly send him yor naaked picture please.
davinchi101: I don't know if this is worth worrying about or its normal. I'm a 26 year old guy who haven't seen his sperm before. Although I've never had sex before, but I can assure u I'm sexually healthy. Due to my religious upbringing, I've never had sex nor watch porn before, but I feel Hot and feel hard in the morning like every other guy. What is given me concern is, is it possible for an unmarried guy at my age not to have seen his sperm before even though he has never involved in any sexual act.
Bro..juss tell Zzor , Nmezor or Victorian to send u there naaaaked picture & truss me...yo spaaaaam will explode from no were!!!( real talk)
davinchi101: I don't know if this is worth worrying about or its normal. I'm a 26 year old guy who haven't seen his sperm before. Although I've never had sex before, but I can assure u I'm sexually healthy. Due to my religious upbringing, I've never had sex nor watch porn before, but I feel Hot and feel hard in the morning like every other guy. What is given me concern is, is it possible for an unmarried guy at my age not to have seen his sperm before even though he has never involved in any sexual act.
My late youngest brother used to dash people money both guys and ladies, even pastors Lots of monies.
I used to argue with him but if I do, he gets angry and ignore me for days but he will still credit people's account. There is no stopping him and God keeps blessing him with so much money . He loves giving out money. Some people are just like that , there is no stopping them. It makes them happy and fulfilled.
That's the wonders of different types of men we have in this world.
So when I met this great guy, he had a striking look like my brother, they do the same business and hes a cheerful giver.
Immediately he set his eyes on me, he was smitten till date, well likewise me too, lol I wont lie. Friends has said Alot to split us apart but the affections grow everyday. We know we are connected one way or the other for life. He has my undiluted support as well, in anything.
So my dear he's not complaining.
Yes he's my cousin. Tanks. Please can kindly I mate wit u coz I deserve it? I have moiney. I have 1 million!! Deal?
Brachaa: The ones that keep celebrating the same age every year. They never get beyound 18yrs.
U not 18 lookining please. U look old like 38. Anyways Please can I have 3some wit u & Airminem together? She all ready agree for 300 naira, cash. U interested?
thesilentman: For me,the only thing a woman can do that i will never forgive her is to cuckold me or make me raise another man's child thinking it's mine. Men Lets discuss this so they can know.
thesilentman: For me,the only thing a woman can do that i will never forgive her is to cuckold me or make me raise another man's child thinking it's mine. Men Lets discuss this so they can know.
Lamanii22: That attitude is rather childish to me.. Why do you guys act arrogant towards your ex(es)?? Do y'all still have feelings for 'em? Or y'all just wanna get noticed? I need answers...
ToluNazzal: Hello Guys, in my commitment to bringing you guys images from around Nigeria, i'm here to show you what Victoria Island looks like in 2020.
SwTeee: I don't know the amount involve...the owner of the Sim happens to be the daughter of a big shot in Kano..
Sweery I dint ask u for story. I am simply ask how much for kiss,tight hug, romanse, warm kiss, extra hug plus sexxxx. Please can u accept 300 naira, cash?