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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: Happy Birthday To My Sweet Baby by TheCork(m): 5:55pm On Sep 18, 2020

dorin27:
seriously?

WOW ..I can mate wot u? TANK U tank u. U look sweet & am ready to paid u a cool 300 naira, cash & if u including mouth to mouth french kiss, hug, romanse, warm kiss, & extra hug..I will paid u another cool 100 naira cash. U will make 400 naira cash in 2 minute.
This is a shance to make moiney. Please r u interested & can we discuss? cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: Happy Birthday To My Sweet Baby by TheCork(m): 4:43pm On Sep 18, 2020

dorin27:
HBD

Hello. Please can we mate? cheesy

Education › Re: If You Love Your Teeth, Stop Rinsing It With Water After Brushing - Do This Inst by TheCork(m): 1:18pm On Sep 18, 2020

Amethyst111:
If you ask me, na who I go ask?

I like the nyansh thou. Was that yor lovely name & nomba again sweery? cheesy

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Kiddwaya’s Mother Sheds Tears As She Begs Fans To Vote For Him (Video) by TheCork(m): 12:57pm On Sep 18, 2020

integritylady:
Yes I do

Great. Kaiiiii...U do annnnnalsex? cheesy

Crime › Re: kingTblakHoc & His Crew Granted Bail by TheCork(m): 10:38am On Sep 18, 2020

blackgold7777:
na pictures u dey fine?

Hangon. How did u no am from London, I drive BMW, I live in a rich area of London call pekam, I have moiney & I use to drive range rover spot...how did u no & who told u?

Food › Re: The Big Rat My Dog Caught Overnight by TheCork(m): 2:37am On Sep 18, 2020

bigt2:
It was about 3am when i heard Maggie yodel at the backyard, she caught mr. Pouched rat and Ginger being superior wants the kill for herself, and her pups - hence the yodel!
Then I went out and found Mr. Pouched rat lying lifeless. Murderers!

Waiting till dawn to do justice to this!
Regards to:
Maggie (Basenji)
And Ginger (Boerboel)

Didn't know which one of you girls did the good job but I suspect Maggie. Thanks all the way lol

More updates later

so How does this thread about eating rat help any guy to chase womens on nairaland? .... bro r u ok? angry

Food › Re: The Big Rat My Dog Caught Overnight by TheCork(m): 2:36am On Sep 18, 2020

bigt2:
It was about 3am when i heard Maggie yodel at the backyard, she caught mr. Pouched rat and Ginger being superior wants the kill for herself, and her pups - hence the yodel!
Then I went out and found Mr. Pouched rat lying lifeless. Murderers!

Waiting till dawn to do justice to this!
Regards to:
Maggie (Basenji)
And Ginger (Boerboel)

Didn't know which one of you girls did the good job but I suspect Maggie. Thanks all the way lol

More updates later

Romance › Re: Please Advice. My Babe Got Arrested by TheCork(m): 12:14am On Sep 18, 2020

blackgold7777:
who ur queens englishelp

Yor grams is confusing please. Anyways please describe yor self & yor education qualifications....do u have nyansh?

Romance › Re: Please Advice. My Babe Got Arrested by TheCork(m): 11:35pm On Sep 17, 2020

blackgold7777:
english na borrow we borrow am o, na pigeon be our own u don forget say na nairaland ur dey guy man.

Slow down sweery . am from London innnit. Cant under stand yor prokolitick pigeon English mennn. We spek queens English. Please find a lesson teacher so we can under stand u innnit angry

Romance › Re: Please Advice. My Babe Got Arrested by TheCork(m): 10:47pm On Sep 17, 2020

blackgold7777:
she will be released for NIGERIAN POLICE? Or u be policeman ur self?

I will arrest u if u spek pigeon English again... did u go to public school?(village girl) angry

Romance › Re: Please Advice. My Babe Got Arrested by TheCork(m): 10:46pm On Sep 17, 2020

Swimcsh:
Hahahaha ....Autopsy. hope you are okay now? #nobodyspellcorrectlyanymore

Tank u sir. I promise u a nice nairaland babe call Victorian (my ex) wink

Romance › Re: Inside Life: What My Wife And Son Did In The Bedroom Made Me Cry Very Hard (Pix) by TheCork(m): 7:32pm On Sep 17, 2020

Pweetyccee:
I thank God 4 dat
Always remember 2 say ur rosary

Please can I mate wit u & Victorian for 400 naira each cash, she already agree. Deal?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Administration Begins Formal Withdrawal From World Health Organisation by TheCork(m): 7:29pm On Sep 17, 2020

tgirlblaze:
Hmmmm

Hi. It's my birthday & One babe call Pa3cia say I should ask u if u will join us for 3some..me, u & her. I pay u both 300 naira, cash. She all ready say yes. When will u be intarested please? cheesy

Career › Re: What Was The Amount Of Your First Salary? by TheCork(m): 7:07pm On Sep 17, 2020

Phabulous828:
Mine was
5k working from 7am to 5pm, worked for two months till somebody asked me about my pay, I told em that it's 5k, he was surprised cux he know the Firm I'm working for won't pay 5k for my kind of work, he later made some enquiry and we realized that I'm been paid quarter of my salary.

Share yours

£65,000 (few years ago be for I bought my 2020 Range Rover Sport) angry

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Romance › Re: Am I The Only One Noticing This In Women? by TheCork(m): 6:50pm On Sep 17, 2020

cristy149:
go and ask Tiger Woods

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by TheCork(m): 6:40pm On Sep 17, 2020

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo.[/color]

dyammm.
..I will kindly self service on that photo only twice a day (true story) cheesy

Romance › Re: Am I The Only One Noticing This In Women? by TheCork(m): 6:37pm On Sep 17, 2020

cristy149:
you are right .tho in my own experience na me top from primary.
.but what you said is a very good fact why women won't and shouldn't attain power as men...if all men and women do is try to look beautiful and attractive for the opposite gender .. tell me ... won't we still be in stone age

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by TheCork(m): 6:32pm On Sep 17, 2020

Gmajor:
Nawa oh.
Why is this buffoon stalking me?
Abeg carry your dead body dey go.

Brother am trying to help u think better.. thank me later!!! undecided

Romance › Re: Am I The Only One Noticing This In Women? by TheCork(m): 5:07pm On Sep 17, 2020

Ekemeze:
Wow. you are definately an exception. your reply alone says it all. Not morons like chii59, zzor and other teenagers here making noise daily.

Bro was the deal between u & Zzor? Are u fokin her or u juss friend? angry

Romance › Re: Am I The Only One Noticing This In Women? by TheCork(m): 5:06pm On Sep 17, 2020

Ekemeze:
Wow. you are definately an exception. your reply alone says it all. Not morons like chii59, zzor and other teenagers here making noise daily.

Romance › Re: Man Sends N50k To Lady Because She Replied His Twitter Message by TheCork(m): 5:04pm On Sep 17, 2020

victorian:
You don't have to be surprised, that's some generous men for u.

50k sef is even very small.

We are talking of millions of Naira, u are shocked about 50k

Go and see what real men are doling out just to have the attention of a babe they've been dreaming of chatting with or hanging out with.

Anyways shes pretty.

Let's me mate wit u nah?. HabA
. am a millionaire. I tort u said u like rich guys nah? Am rich I swaaar.
.. why u acting like a racists? undecided

Crime › Re: Man Flogged By Soldiers For Expressing His Right To 'Freedom Of Speech' by TheCork(m): 3:49pm On Sep 17, 2020

[quote author= post=94014015]Update From . COM

A man has accused soldiers of beating him up for expressing his right to freedom of speech, Reports.

From The Information Gathered By , Samson Etumudon shared a photo of his swollen back with a red whip mark and explained that he was flogged by soldiers in Benin, along Airport road.

When asked what he said to anger the soldiers, he said that he was in a car when the soldiers tried to board the vehicle, Reports.

He explained that the soldiers, who were dressed in mufti, looked into the car then commented that he is a criminal looking for who to "run". Not knowing that they are soldiers, he said he hit back at them, asking if he has "run" them before.

The soldiers entered the vehicle then when they got to the front of their base, they got down from the car and dragged him down before assaulting him.

Read His Narration in Pidgin English, As Obtained By Below:

Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3333468256722285&id=100001774307191[/quote]Nigeria is so useless its unbelievable. That place is jungle.. they cant try this $hit hear in London innit(no oofense) angry

Romance › Re: OPINION Needed:why Am I Always Attracted To Older Women? by TheCork(m): 3:41pm On Sep 17, 2020

thesilentman:
Just recently a bosom friend of mine confided in me en passant that he couldn't help being attracted to older women-women that are even up to ten years older than him,especially married women.
He even volunteered that he would gladly get hitched to a single mother if possible.
I was gobsmacked so much that i reckoned perhaps he has gone slightly round the bend.
Has anyone ever felt something like this or akin to this nature?Or is my friend perfectly normal?
Thanks in advance for your opinion.

Yes. Bro old women give the best bloooowjob. Truss me!! cheesy

Celebrities › Re: DSS Questions Don Jazzy And Tiwa Savage Over Political Statememts by TheCork(m): 3:39pm On Sep 17, 2020

chipzidar:
Shame

Please how much?

Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode & Wife, Precious Chikwendu Have Separated - Kemi Olunloyo, SDK by TheCork(m): 3:38pm On Sep 17, 2020

Zzor:
I have been long expecting it,if she could stay this long with this man,then she's a rare breed.

But y do u keep making people prikkk had for no reason? I cant focus. Are u not sopose to be good Muslim woman? embarassed

Romance › Re: This Message Is For The Chubby Or Plus Sized Sisters... by TheCork(m): 3:36pm On Sep 17, 2020

SteveOfu:
Goodafternoon fellow BBW
This message is for the chubby or plus sized sisters...

You're a GODDESS

Don't ever tell yourself that slim is the only measure of beauty�, true beauty is beyond the skin.

Don't ever fall prey believing men prefer slim women... I tell you there are men who would date plus sized and marry plus sized and cherish them ( Stop wallowing in negativity)��.

Do not see your stretch marks, flabs and big belly as a curse, I advise you see them as HANDCRAFTED ART��.. they are beautiful on that thick skin.

If you find yourself being put down by a man because of your size, you are with the wrong man�. WALK AWAY�!!!!

If you find yourself in a circle of friends that are always mocking your big size, LEAVE THEM!!! They are toxic�, you dont need such friends.

'ROUND IS A SHAPE' do not get carried away with kettle or pot stories.

They ONLY reason to loose weight is for health reasons� and YOURSELF!... YOURSELF!!! not society...

A LOT of men are attracted to big girls, there are actually more men attracted to hips and asses, its just pathetic that they fear what people would say to them, so they become CCC (Closet Chubby Chasers).

Big girls are very beautiful, have good hearts,lovable,cuddly and attractive! Yes attractive !!!
� let no one tell you different...

And don't believe the lie, big girls are da bomb in bed��!!!!

Watch your blood sugar�
Watch your blood pressure�
Watch your Cholesterol �
Be very active and flexible(I can do unimaginable stuff) ��

Embrace your beauty.

In life we have " the Elephant and the Ant", and together we bring balance to mother earth.

Don't loose yourself in all the lie...

You are the Best !!!��

I love big women

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Romance › Re: This Message Is For The Chubby Or Plus Sized Sisters... by TheCork(m): 3:30pm On Sep 17, 2020

SteveOfu:
Goodafternoon fellow BBW
This message is for the chubby or plus sized sisters...

You're a GODDESS

Don't ever tell yourself that slim is the only measure of beauty�, true beauty is beyond the skin.

Don't ever fall prey believing men prefer slim women... I tell you there are men who would date plus sized and marry plus sized and cherish them ( Stop wallowing in negativity)��.

Do not see your stretch marks, flabs and big belly as a curse, I advise you see them as HANDCRAFTED ART��.. they are beautiful on that thick skin.

If you find yourself being put down by a man because of your size, you are with the wrong man�. WALK AWAY�!!!!

If you find yourself in a circle of friends that are always mocking your big size, LEAVE THEM!!! They are toxic�, you dont need such friends.

'ROUND IS A SHAPE' do not get carried away with kettle or pot stories.

They ONLY reason to loose weight is for health reasons� and YOURSELF!... YOURSELF!!! not society...

A LOT of men are attracted to big girls, there are actually more men attracted to hips and asses, its just pathetic that they fear what people would say to them, so they become CCC (Closet Chubby Chasers).

Big girls are very beautiful, have good hearts,lovable,cuddly and attractive! Yes attractive !!!
� let no one tell you different...

And don't believe the lie, big girls are da bomb in bed��!!!!

Watch your blood sugar�
Watch your blood pressure�
Watch your Cholesterol �
Be very active and flexible(I can do unimaginable stuff) ��

Embrace your beauty.

In life we have " the Elephant and the Ant", and together we bring balance to mother earth.

Don't loose yourself in all the lie...

You are the Best !!!��

Romance › Re: Please Advice. My Babe Got Arrested by TheCork(m): 3:21pm On Sep 17, 2020

Swimcsh:
Optosy

Please do dicctionary check gaddddddemit!!!
Wot the hell is opotosy? ( u homebase people mennnnn) angry

Celebrities › Re: Chadwick Boseman Style: The Best Of Boseman’s Wears by TheCork(m): 2:57pm On Sep 17, 2020

Pa3cia:
The guy is so cute and has a good sense of fashion.
Continue to rest in peace Chadwick.

Do u teach sexxx educations in school & do u want moiney?

Celebrities › Re: Do You Think There’s Still A Ship In Kiddrica’s Relationship by TheCork(m): 2:56pm On Sep 17, 2020

Pa3cia:
Leave me na

Please do u teach sexxx educations in school?

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