Romance › Re: Have You Ever Experienced Having Sex With A Girl And Her Boyfriend Calls ? by TheCork(m): 8:00pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
Uncle93: It happens to me some months back , I did not know she has a boyfriend.. One thing led to another, we started having sex and I was close to cumming when her phone started ringing out loud , then she told me to keep quite while trying to balance her breath .. Then she picked up and said she is at her friends place that they just finished eating , the call lasted for a few mint... And she even forgot to end it coz the sex don enter her brain .. I had to grab the phone quick and end it . All ways.....and then I usualy tell her to show me her boyfriend picture while am banging (big boy move. (Tryyit sir!! )  |
Literature › Re: The Escapades Of Wale Walata( Adventures Of A Village Champion) by TheCork(m): 6:49pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
princessboy12: This girl fine scatter, she is fair and plump, her Yansh con finish work... I kept thinking of the logic I would use to strike a conversation with this angel.. The bus started and we headed to Lagos. .. Hmm hmm I kept clearing my throat, when we got to Ibadan iwo road some passengers came down while some of us bought drinks and snacks, I bought two plastic drink of bigi apple and two sausage rolls I offered one drink and sausage roll to the angel sitting beside me hoping that I will strike a conversation from there, "Ah Broda eseun o, ewo ebi tin pami latoro" that was what this girl said, I couldn't believe my ears upon the tushness so this girl nah village girl, I just hissed and looked away, the way this girl was devouring the snacks Ehn even a newly freed prisoner wouldeat better, I regretted buying it for her as she didn't worth the lose... I ate my snack in silence as I noticed this girl touching me, "bro, bro, please can I ask you a question? " the girl asked me, again I was impressed with her and the way her accent is you wouldn't believe that she was the same girl that spoke the local dialer some minutes ago, "Yes, how may I help you? " I replied smiling "please this is my first time of traveling to Lagos alone and I was told to go get a bus going to Maryland " she said.. Which kind soap this one now how would I tell her that I'm also traveling for the first time also, I thought as I faced her... "Ah ah is not far nah, once we get down from the bus I will take you to where you will get a bus to Maryland " I said. "thank you so much Ehn, that's what I've been thinking too cos I heard that once you don't know anywhere in Lagos people will take advantage of you" she said "I've been living in Lagos for the past three years" I told her the lie of the century "wow, I didn't even ask for your name? " she said "My name is wale but everyone calls me walata, and you? " "my name is toyin" she replied.. We kept gisting as we get to Lagos but the bus hasn't gotten to the final bus stop, she asked me "walata where are we now" I felt heat immediately as hot sweat were coming out from my body, well I had to package and look for what to tell her, "we are at oshodi " I replied her after all I have been hearing of the great oshodi right from the village... "Mr man Are you new here? " the man sitting next to Toyin asked "Ehn Ehn are you New year ko, first of January ni, you will not mind your business, aproko" I answered the man "don't mind him o we are at Ojota and we will soon get to the bus stop " the man told Toyin.. The kind bad eye I used in looking at the man Ehn ... The thought of how to take Toyin to ikeja kept haunting me, I was lost in my thoughts when I heard the driver saying "Gbogbo ero!!" .. And I saw people coming down from the bus, I immediately jumped out of the bus and I saw Toyin running after me "walata na wa for u o, u no even wait for me" she said breathing profusely.. I didn't know where I got the courage from as I Held her hand and we started trekking, the time was 11am, "mushin !!mushin!!! mushin!!! " conductors called out... I grabbed her hand as we entered the bus, "150 ni mushin o" the conductor said.. Toyin paid for my fare also, we got to mushin and we entered another bus going to yaba that one cost us another 300naira which came from toyin's purse again.. As at then the time was some minutes to 1pm... Don't forget we are going to ikeja oo.. When we got to yaba we entered another bus going to oyingbo which is 50naira per passenger Toyin told me she had no money with her again and I paid for two.. When we got to oyingbo Toyin told me "walata is Maryland that far, cos my uncle told me that once I get to where the first bus drop us Maryland is just like 300naira from there, now I've spent so much and it's almost 2hours now we've not gotten to Maryland " What she said touched me and I decided to confess to her "Toyin see this is also my first time of traveling to Lagos, though I've been here with my dad when I was 10years old but this is my first time of coming alone" I told her She started cursing me and cried, after I've begged her tirelessly we both agreed to ask people, we saw a man and asked him to direct Toyin how to get to maryland and how I will get to ikeja "where are you people coming from? " he asked "Ojota" we chorused. "then how did you guys now got here" he asked "we are just entering different buses " I said.. He gave us the description and we thanked him as Left, Toyin headed towards where she will get bus to Maryland and I followed her, she looked back and saw me "you better stop following me iwo eleribu Omo yi" she cursed I was left to my fate as I saw Toyin entered a bus.. I only had 100naira with me... How do I get to ikeja from oyingbo with just 100naira How much please?  |
Autos › Re: Clean Registered Toyota Corolla 2005 With Everything Working @lekki by TheCork(m): 6:39pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
Zzor: I have 100,000 1000 naira from were? U dont hav moiney Please stop lying.anyways I am ready to pay u any amount u want, I swaaaar. I will pay u up to 500 naira cash. We good??. Please say yes. I beg  |
Celebrities › Re: Adeherself: I'm In Severe Emotional Pains Since My EFCC Ordeal by TheCork(m): 6:35pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
nikkypearl: na who tell you that one  Please can u accept 150 naira?  |
Romance › Re: ... by TheCork(m): 6:28pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
globalmart: Hahahaha... Are you not a man? Step out and go for what you want Hi. Did I mentioned that my uncle own 2 helicopter & I travel anyhow I like. I all so eat is expensive restaurants in mansion all around London in pekam... juss in case u ask!  |
Literature › Re: What Is The Most Difficult Book You've Ever Read? by TheCork(m): 6:24pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
nma4god: I've read both, quite interesting but you must be very patient while reading to really grasp what they contain. So wot do u were when u read novel? Mini sket?  |
Romance › Re: ... by TheCork(m): 4:45pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
globalmart: Hahahaha... Are you not a man? Step out and go for what you want Baby I have moiney. I juss wanna love u. U r females. Females r sopose to like moiney (300naira cash). But y u playing had to get. Dont u like moiney..or u dont hav bank account?(no oofense)  |
Politics › Re: DG-WTO: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala commences campaign (Video) by TheCork(m): 2:06pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
OdefaGirl: Go.....mama Go NOI Go smart woman.... But what have you been doing with all your connections for the youth..... Just like our politicians will remember us during campaign and see us as riff raffs when in office...... you people should stop this wickedness....abeg Ok u win. I will pay u 400 naira for the one on one service u will offer me, Gimme yor nomba?  |
Politics › Re: TUC, 79 Others Plan Protestss Strike Over Fuel, Electricity Price Hikes by TheCork(m): 2:05pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
cbright4real: It is well.... Hope they come out with good result oooo Ok u win. I will pay u 400 naira for the one on one service u will offer me, Gimme yor nomba?  |
Romance › Re: ... by TheCork(m): 2:05pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
globalmart: Hmmmmm...I just dey look... Continue comparing yourself just to justify your illict act... Stay away from underage children.. Have said my own.. Whether your sexing her or not nah the same thing.. Fingering her will break her hymen.. Stop using God's mercy as an excuse to justify your act... In as much as he's a merciful God he's also a consuming fire.. U better desist and make restitution by educating those girls.. Ok u win. I will pay u 400 naira for the one on one service u will offer me, Gimme yor nomba?  |
Family › Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by TheCork(m): 2:03pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
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Crime › Re: Uwa: Ize-Iyamu Demands Swift Prosecution Of Suspected Killers Of UNIBEN Student by TheCork(m): 12:35pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
Sarah20A: abeg go sleep So u dont want the 200 naira cash..abi? Do u want to continue sufaarin in that place? Do u realise am not on yor level & am from London?  |
Crime › Re: Uwa: Ize-Iyamu Demands Swift Prosecution Of Suspected Killers Of UNIBEN Student by TheCork(m): 12:33pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
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Crime › Re: 3 Accidents, Same Spots In Less Than 3hours (Photo) by TheCork(m): 12:07pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
adadike: What the spiritual eyes can see, the physical eyes cannot Please can u accept 300 naira cash? I have moiney  |
Crime › Re: Uwa: Ize-Iyamu Demands Swift Prosecution Of Suspected Killers Of UNIBEN Student by TheCork(m): 12:06pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
Sarah20A: I'm not interested Hangon. But y do u homebase chicks behave like market womens 4god sake? White women here I london never talk like u people. U never beento London, u dont hav moiney, man sef u dont have, u never beento restaurants, u never date a London guy, u juss lost a big shance, am trying to help u but yet all u do is cuss people like *which doctor*....this is the side effect of going to publick school coz u talk like a elitarate. Anyways am a lover not a fighter & like it or not..I want to be one of my babes. Trust me, I hav moiney. Quit acting like village girl & truss me , u will enjoy me for free. Am a Londoner.  |
Celebrities › Re: Plus-Sized Model, Eudoxie Yao Gets Engaged To Her Long Time Boyfriend (Photo) by TheCork(m): 12:05pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
habymi: hanty this boy abi man is too small for u nau Hangon. But y do u homebase chicks behave like market womens 4god sake? White women here I london never talk like u people. U never beento London, u dont hav moiney, man sef u dont have, u never beento restaurants, u never date a London guy, u juss lost a big shance, am trying to help u but yet all u do is cuss people like *which doctor*....this is the side effect of going to publick school coz u talk like a elitarate. Anyways am a lover not a fighter & like it or not..I want to be one of my babes. Trust me, I hav moiney. Quit acting like village girl & truss me , u will enjoy me for free. Am a Londoner.  |
Politics › Re: Hanan Buhari: Man Attempts Suicide For Inability To Marry PMB's Daughter In Kano by TheCork(m): 12:04pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
OdefaGirl: Please can I feed you for just this weekend?  Permit me to..... Hangon. But y do u homebase chicks behave like market womens 4god sake? White women here I london never talk like u people. U never beento London, u dont hav moiney, man sef u dont have, u never beento restaurants, u never date a London guy, u juss lost a big shance, am trying to help u but yet all u do is cuss people like *which doctor*....this is the side effect of going to publick school coz u talk like a elitarate. Anyways am a lover not a fighter & like it or not..I want to be one of my babes. Trust me, I hav moiney. Quit acting like village girl & truss me , u will enjoy me for free. Am a Londoner.  |
Politics › Re: Current Wife Of Dapo Williams Chases The 1st Son Of The Deceased During burial. by TheCork(m): 12:04pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
cbright4real: I can see that's how ladies in ur family behave, I'm not like ur mum dat ur fada saw and impregnated under d bridge and gave birth to useless and foolish boy like u. Am a working class gal dat earn her money steady. Government worker official and level 12 I can feed u,and ur family. Idiot of u Hangon. But y do u homebase chicks behave like market womens 4god sake? White women here I london never talk like u people. U never beento London, u dont hav moiney, man sef u dont have, u never beento restaurants, u never date a London guy, u juss lost a big shance, am trying to help u but yet all u do is cuss people like *which doctor*....this is the side effect of going to publick school coz u talk like a elitarate. Anyways am a lover not a fighter & like it or not..I want to be one of my babes. Trust me, I hav moiney. Quit acting like village girl & truss me , u will enjoy me for free. Am a Londoner.  |
Sports › Re: Willian Joins Arsenal On A Free Transfer After Chelsea Exit by TheCork(m): 12:04pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
globalmart: U're depressed and mentally I'll.. please and please seek medical help immediately before u start roaming on d street.. And please stop trolling me..Am not your mate and we have nothing in common.. If you're looking for kids to play with go on Facebook you will see many kids there.. And stop talking like someone who they used his brain for sacrifice Hangon. But y do u homebase chicks behave like market womens 4god sake? White women here I london never talk like u people. U never beento London, u dont hav moiney, man sef u dont have, u never beento restaurants, u never date a London guy, u juss lost a big shance, am trying to help u but yet all u do is cuss people like *which doctor*....this is the side effect of going to publick school coz u talk like a elitarate. Anyways am a lover not a fighter & like it or not..I want to be one of my babes. Trust me, I hav moiney. Quit acting like village girl & truss me , u will enjoy me for free. Am a Londoner.  |
Education › Re: How To Prepare A Lesson Plan by TheCork(m): 2:25am On Sep 05, 2020 |
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Family › Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by TheCork(m): 12:56am On Sep 05, 2020 |
Sarah20A: you're just a frustrated simp who was dumped by a girl. U again! Anyways did I mention I drive BMW & I leave in rich area of London call pekam & I have moiney.... juss in case u ask or u intarested!  |
Politics › Re: Hanan Buhari: Man Attempts Suicide For Inability To Marry PMB's Daughter In Kano by TheCork(m): 11:46pm On Sep 04, 2020 |
OdefaGirl: Please can I feed you for just this weekend?  Permit me to..... So r u saying u cant accept 200 naira for ordnary sexxx?.. well u juss loss yor shance & u r a gold digger!!  |
Politics › Re: Hanan Buhari: Man Attempts Suicide For Inability To Marry PMB's Daughter In Kano by TheCork(m): 11:44pm On Sep 04, 2020 |
OdefaGirl: Please can I feed you for just this weekend?  Permit me to.....  |
Politics › Re: Hanan Buhari: Man Attempts Suicide For Inability To Marry PMB's Daughter In Kano by TheCork(m): 10:53pm On Sep 04, 2020 |
OdefaGirl: For? It's only for big Hug, kiss, extra hug, romance, cuddle, warm kiss plus juss 1 minutes sexxxx. This is yor big shance to make a cool 200 naira, cash. Deal?  |
Politics › Re: Hanan Buhari: Man Attempts Suicide For Inability To Marry PMB's Daughter In Kano by TheCork(m): 10:36pm On Sep 04, 2020 |
OdefaGirl: See his face.....Mr. adviser Please can u accept 200 naira, cash. I all ways make payments. Deal?  |
Romance › Re: I Caught My Guy's Fiancee In Another Man's House by TheCork(m): 10:04pm On Sep 04, 2020 |
Whiteball: It's a bit lenghty so bear with me.I'm in my late 30's very very eligible for marriage but still single.Alot of friends in my circle are married but up close and personal stories coming out of their camp and experience av had in d past isn't encouraging ,so i just wanna have a baby mama(These lady's arnt loyal).
Pressure from Family n friends to settle but am not giving in. so this particular friend of mine(now a true definition of born again- i wont mention name) changed my mindset and promised to help me get a 'good wife material' through his fiancee.
I yielded and i reluctantly gave him d permission . I'v never met his fiancee one on one bc she stays in a different city and each time she comes visiting her guy am always busy but we speak on phone.She gave my number to her friend (my hookup) we got talking but i told her point blank that am a christian but not a born again like ur friend fiance -i club i drink socially but i dont smoke,to my surprise she told me same here! (hmmm red flag bc i was expecting otherwise since her friend was a born again). I told her no problem.
This week my guy's babe visited town ,i was very busy still but was able to meet them at d park when she was travelling back. she was already inside d bus when i drove in. she came down from d bus to greet me since passengers were still boarding ,she's beautiful i must confess with nice curves but was wearing all those long born again gown and holding a bible .I told my guy despite leaving 'd world' for us he still got good eyes,we laughed and joked she told me her friend(my hookup) is prettier i said wow cant wait to meet her.
Something strange happened,i noticed an old time friend in d bus which this babe was boarding we shared pleasantries and exchanged number he asked if my babe was travelling with them i told him she's my guy's fiancee not my babe he complimented her beauty also.
A minute later she said she doesn't wanna travel with this bus which they have already paid for again, she will rather wait for d next bus that her spirit isn't in line with d bus .. I was confused and asked her to explain she said she doesn't want to go wit this one bc she's having a strange feeling concerning d bus but i should allow my friend inside d bus already to travel with them its fine -It didn't make sense to me,if u think this bus will have an accident i should at least alert my friend to come down too she said i shouldn't worry.
My guy waited for her fiancee to catch d next bus while i left for work.
The next day was weekend and i decided to go visit another friend(lets call him guy B) of mine so we could hangout . It's a big compound with plenty room n parlour self contain.when we were about leaving the compound together i saw an eye catching figure come out from another apartment wearing bump short,transparent shirt that was revealing all her breast going to dry clothes on d ropes...Behold it was my friend's fiancee!!!.
I was shocked bc yesterday nite i called my friend to confirm if his fiancee finally got a bus and had arrived her destination he told me yes and thanked me for showing up and for my concern. Someone that was suppose to b in another part of Nigeria was in another part of d city ? . Immediately she turned and saw me,she was shocked n her clothes fell off her hands. I didn't say a word i just walked straight with my guy B to my car .
She ran towards me and drew me privately and said i should keep it privately she will explain on phone .my guyB confirmed to me that she came in last nite and that's her boyfriend apartment i refused to tell him anything tho.
The reason why she left that initial bus begin to make sense to me now.
I need advise please ,ordinarily i will look the other way but the guy in question is my very good guy and a born again christian engaged to her,weeding is two months away. The lady also according to him is supposedly a born again but this dressing stated otherwise... tho i didn't catch dem 'doing' oh. Story. Madam, the first question u must ask is *wot is my business?* (no oofense)  |
Romance › Re: I Caught My Guy's Fiancee In Another Man's House by TheCork(m): 10:03pm On Sep 04, 2020 |
Whiteball: It's a bit lenghty so bear with me.I'm in my late 30's very very eligible for marriage but still single.Alot of friends in my circle are married but up close and personal stories coming out of their camp and experience av had in d past isn't encouraging ,so i just wanna have a baby mama(These lady's arnt loyal).
Pressure from Family n friends to settle but am not giving in. so this particular friend of mine(now a true definition of born again- i wont mention name) changed my mindset and promised to help me get a 'good wife material' through his fiancee.
I yielded and i reluctantly gave him d permission . I'v never met his fiancee one on one bc she stays in a different city and each time she comes visiting her guy am always busy but we speak on phone.She gave my number to her friend (my hookup) we got talking but i told her point blank that am a christian but not a born again like ur friend fiance -i club i drink socially but i dont smoke,to my surprise she told me same here! (hmmm red flag bc i was expecting otherwise since her friend was a born again). I told her no problem.
This week my guy's babe visited town ,i was very busy still but was able to meet them at d park when she was travelling back. she was already inside d bus when i drove in. she came down from d bus to greet me since passengers were still boarding ,she's beautiful i must confess with nice curves but was wearing all those long born again gown and holding a bible .I told my guy despite leaving 'd world' for us he still got good eyes,we laughed and joked she told me her friend(my hookup) is prettier i said wow cant wait to meet her.
Something strange happened,i noticed an old time friend in d bus which this babe was boarding we shared pleasantries and exchanged number he asked if my babe was travelling with them i told him she's my guy's fiancee not my babe he complimented her beauty also.
A minute later she said she doesn't wanna travel with this bus which they have already paid for again, she will rather wait for d next bus that her spirit isn't in line with d bus .. I was confused and asked her to explain she said she doesn't want to go wit this one bc she's having a strange feeling concerning d bus but i should allow my friend inside d bus already to travel with them its fine -It didn't make sense to me,if u think this bus will have an accident i should at least alert my friend to come down too she said i shouldn't worry.
My guy waited for her fiancee to catch d next bus while i left for work.
The next day was weekend and i decided to go visit another friend(lets call him guy B) of mine so we could hangout . It's a big compound with plenty room n parlour self contain.when we were about leaving the compound together i saw an eye catching figure come out from another apartment wearing bump short,transparent shirt that was revealing all her breast going to dry clothes on d ropes...Behold it was my friend's fiancee!!!.
I was shocked bc yesterday nite i called my friend to confirm if his fiancee finally got a bus and had arrived her destination he told me yes and thanked me for showing up and for my concern. Someone that was suppose to b in another part of Nigeria was in another part of d city ? . Immediately she turned and saw me,she was shocked n her clothes fell off her hands. I didn't say a word i just walked straight with my guy B to my car .
She ran towards me and drew me privately and said i should keep it privately she will explain on phone .my guyB confirmed to me that she came in last nite and that's her boyfriend apartment i refused to tell him anything tho.
The reason why she left that initial bus begin to make sense to me now.
I need advise please ,ordinarily i will look the other way but the guy in question is my very good guy and a born again christian engaged to her,weeding is two months away. The lady also according to him is supposedly a born again but this dressing stated otherwise... tho i didn't catch dem 'doing' oh.  |
Nairaland General › Re: Photos Of The Snake I Killed In My Living Room by TheCork(m): 10:01pm On Sep 04, 2020 |
1stdeolaw: Good evening, everyone.
This evening while I was in the room, my wife was still at the living room, she saw this snake crawling on the tiles in the living room and yelled.
I didn't believe her when she screamed she saw a snake but decided to check it out. Truly, it was a snake and I reached for a stick which I used to smash the head.
Please what species is it and how dangerous could it have been? It isn't really big yet. Could there be more?
Thanks. Bro..but wot as eaten snake in yor parlor gots to do with chasing babes on nairaland? How those this topic help any body(no oofense)  |
Nairaland General › Re: Photos Of The Snake I Killed In My Living Room by TheCork(m): 10:00pm On Sep 04, 2020 |
1stdeolaw: Good evening, everyone.
This evening while I was in the room, my wife was still at the living room, she saw this snake crawling on the tiles in the living room and yelled.
I didn't believe her when she screamed she saw a snake but decided to check it out. Truly, it was a snake and I reached for a stick which I used to smash the head.
Please what species is it and how dangerous could it have been? It isn't really big yet. Could there be more?
Thanks.  |
Literature › Re: The Abandoned Child by TheCork(m): 9:59pm On Sep 04, 2020 |
Olaitan3784: Oga Dom, I doff my hat for you, more knowledge and thanks for sharing with us Hello this is yor shance. please describe yor body & do u were thong & mini sket?  |
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Declare War With Instablog9ja, Vow To Expose Everything About It by TheCork(m): 9:56pm On Sep 04, 2020 |
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