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Romance › Re: Learn. Don't Fall For Emotional Manipulations by TheCork(m): 1:12pm On Sep 07, 2020
FaAbokiWithSuit:
Please read patiently and learn


Read and learn kings


Credits.... ThePussiologist
angry
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija Retains Ebuka As Host For 2019 Tv Reality Show by TheCork(m): 12:43pm On Sep 07, 2020
bluesky30:
Congratulations to him
Hello. Please can I mate with u? cheesy
Politics › Re: 2011: Bloodshed, Calamity Ahead – Primate Olabayo by TheCork(m): 12:40pm On Sep 07, 2020
dharmie:
May God protect those of us that cant travel out of the country before the elections.
Please can I chop kiss for 100 naira? I will pay u cash? cheesy
Crime › Re: Young Shall Grow Driver Foils An Armed Robbery Attack Along Ore Road by TheCork(m): 12:36pm On Sep 07, 2020
bluesky30:
Thank God no life was lost.Night bus still dei?
Hello. Please can I chop mouth to mouth kiss for a cool 100 naira, cash? I will pay up front. Deal? cheesy
Romance › Re: I Got The Number Of A Beautiful Girl Today. How Do I Run Her Package? by TheCork(m): 12:33pm On Sep 07, 2020
Jannuxajj:
Good day guys in my last post I told you guys how I sucked at approaching women. so today I met a beautiful lady early this morning and I got her number, I think she liked me or Maybe she was in a good mood but she really did very normal. but the fact that I got the number doesn't stop me from being a simp and I don't wanna Bleep this up. So bad guys in the house how do you chyke a girl after receiving her number?
Bro best thing is to gimme her nomba so I can help u check if she be great wifey material wit great body. Bro Is she lightskin? cheesy
Technology Market › Re: Family Size BBQ & Griller by TheCork(m): 10:35am On Sep 07, 2020
windvane:
35
U r 35 year old all ready? U all most grand mother but Anyways my family is 15 inches long & u will enjoy it. I have moiney Please gimme yor nomba? cheesy
Car Talk › Re: Road Rage: Share Your Experience by TheCork(m): 11:31pm On Sep 06, 2020
omosefeeguaibor:
My experience will be the one i witnessed, Dad was the
one behind the wheel and I sat beside him (passenger's side) dude was driving me to school that morning when of a sudden another car tried to enter his lane, and in the process almost bashed his car.

lol dad would have none of it, and decided to track the car when he succeeded, he was on the other lane he lowered the side of my window and spat at the driver ewwwwww better spit ooo, and when the driver wanted to retaliate, I sharply lifted my side mirror and the spit was sliding down my side like okro, dad and I was laughing at the guy, this all happened when we stopped at a traffic light spot. It's an experience I can never forget.
Sweery I juss want to no u so I can toast u please. Please do u kindly have nyansh? cheesy
Politics › Re: Bamgbose Tells Tinubu: Buhari Has Killed Your Ambition, You Can’t Be President by TheCork(m): 11:29pm On Sep 06, 2020
Pa3cia:
My name is not Terisa lol
It's Patricia.
Terisa, Manila, Potricia, kamala, samala...sweery they all the same & name is name sir.
Sweery Please kindly describe yor sef, body shape, bra size, hip size, bottom size, side hips, waist size, lightskin dakskin or if u are half cast. I juss want to no u as friend cheesy
Politics › Re: Bamgbose Tells Tinubu: Buhari Has Killed Your Ambition, You Can’t Be President by TheCork(m): 9:59pm On Sep 06, 2020
Pa3cia:
Pls stop wasting your precious time by replying that guy, he's high on cheap drugs.
Hey. Great shance.
Hello Terisa. please can I quickly mate with u? cheesy
Car Talk › Re: Road Rage: Share Your Experience by TheCork(m): 8:19pm On Sep 06, 2020
omosefeeguaibor:
My experience will be the one i witnessed, Dad was the
one behind the wheel and I sat beside him (passenger's side) dude was driving me to school that morning when of a sudden another car tried to enter his lane, and in the process almost bashed his car.

lol dad would have none of it, and decided to track the car when he succeeded, he was on the other lane he lowered the side of my window and spat at the driver ewwwwww better spit ooo, and when the driver wanted to retaliate, I sharply lifted my side mirror and the spit was sliding down my side like okro, dad and I was laughing at the guy, this all happened when we stopped at a traffic light spot. It's an experience I can never forget.
Great story.
Please kindly describe yor sef. Do u have nyansh please? cheesy
Crime › Re: 3 Accidents, Same Spots In Less Than 3hours (Photo) by TheCork(m): 8:04pm On Sep 06, 2020
freshkpomo:
Nairalanders and trolling.
^^^^Advise coming from grown man who calling him sef *FreshPomo*..... deeply disturbing! undecided
Family › Re: What Should She Do? by TheCork(m): 7:23pm On Sep 06, 2020
Whyzaid:
Is the man also working with the federal govt? If yes, she can move to abuja. But if no, let her stay in delta o n later work on her transfer to Abuja
Am written a report to help charity organisations.i need yor help. Please do have nyansh & do u study up to primary 6? cheesy
Crime › Re: 3 Accidents, Same Spots In Less Than 3hours (Photo) by TheCork(m): 6:16pm On Sep 06, 2020
adadike:
What the spiritual eyes can see, the physical eyes cannot
Please describe yor sef again. Do u have nyansh? cheesy
Literature › Re: Shackles Free (immaculata Kelechi Anyabuike) by TheCork(m): 2:24pm On Sep 06, 2020
classicladyk:
CHAPTER TWO


It was a rainy day, Mrs Onojie wore a sullen face because the rain had prevented her from going to a debtor's house. The clouds were not bright either. It kept its face like an agonizing child.

Mrs Onojie had also sent her daughter Amaka on an errand to deliver some drinks to Paddy. Paddy was a man who spent his earnings on drinks, he drinks to stupor. She was already getting worried that her daughter had not yet returned; it was already getting dark.

Amaka walked down the street of Emenike, She was on her way to deliver some goods to her mother's customer. She was still trekking when a heavy downpour showered her with no mercy.

Clutching her nylon bag she sought solace in a nearby building, it was a beer parlour with so many people drinking away their lives. Standing there for a long time, she realized that the rain was unperturbed. She thought of her brothers, they would be left alone in darkness in that stuffy house of theirs.

"Hey, young girl giveme the nylon bag! " roared a voice.

She was so shaken, the content belongs to someone and a hoodlum was bent on snatching it from her.

"Please it belongs to someone"

More boys from the bar came forth, they were a team of bad gangs who terrorized the area.

"Nna eh, drinks full here o! " shouted one of the touts

"see this small girl, release this bag jor" the other man snatched it from her forcefully.

Amaka held her head with both hands, she wept profusely for her mother would kill her. She did know what her mother was capable of doing, she would definitely skin her alive.

How would she explain this, her parents have never been the understanding type.

After weeping, she had to choice than to brace herself and head home. It was already getting dark and their area was a dangerous one. She walked blindly into the rain and continued to walk that way.

"This stupid girl, if you want to die find the nearest lagoon and jump in. You will not die in my hands. Idiot!" shouted a driver.

Amaka realised that she has been walking in the middle of the road.

When she got home, she could see Mama Nkechi and some of her friends who were also part of the tenants standing at the entrance.

Mama Nkechi stepped forward

"Amaka, where you go? Your mama dey find you? "

Amaka stared at her, walked past her and walked into the compound. She knocked on the door severally.

"who is that? "

"it is me, Papa"

The door opened and she got in, her two brothers were sitting on the ground playing cards. She noticed that her mother was not in the room. She wondered where she was at the moment because it was past eight and her mother was always at home by six.

Little minutes after she had returned, the door creaked open and her mother hot in she was also soaked in the rain.

"Jesus. Adaku, where did you go? " Her mother asked.

Adaku could not even find the best tone to reply. She was terribly scared to the marrow.

"ehm, Mama".

Mrs Onojie tied a wrapper over her wet clothes. She was also confuse at the way her daughter was behaving.

"Mama mere gi gini? (what did Mama do to you)

Adaku got up from the only bed that succeeded in taking one quarter of the space in the house.

"Mama, bad boys snatched the bag of drinks from me" she quickly went on her knees.

TBC
Hello please describe yor sef. Do u have nyansh? cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do You Hate Righteousness89 With Such Cruelty? by TheCork(m): 12:14pm On Sep 06, 2020
Zzor:
yes,i preach,anything wrong with that?
Please please please can I enter?I beg cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Plus-Sized Model, Eudoxie Yao Gets Engaged To Her Long Time Boyfriend (Photo) by TheCork(m): 12:12pm On Sep 06, 2020
habymi:
hanty this boy abi man is too small for u nau
WOW..so looking at mens prikk..abi? Why u saying the boy prikk too small..& then u complain u can't find man on nairaland (shame)
Anyways please can I get yor nomba quickly? sad
Romance › Re: Does Real Love Still Exist? by TheCork(m): 12:08pm On Sep 06, 2020
globalmart:
It still exist
Exist were? Sweery quit dreaming . No man is going to toast u so I sugest take the 150 naira am offering u(cash). I hav moiney. Am from London Good news is am still looking for girlfriends & I chose u. Deal? cheesy
Family › Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by TheCork(m): 12:01pm On Sep 06, 2020
Sarah20A:
dilapidated pu...ssy nigar grin grin grin
WOW..I love lessbian. Great
So how long u been lessssbianisim & when did u no it will be yor career to chase women? grin
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Atiku Asks FG To Pay N10,000 To Each Household, As He Donates N50M by TheCork(m): 11:20am On Sep 06, 2020
hok4u:
50 million is just too small donation from Atiku,he can do better.
Am writing a books to help struggling women achieve their goal & I need yor assistanse to complete the novell. Was your bra size, why do u hate wereing thong & describe yor body shape please? smiley
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by TheCork(m): 11:19am On Sep 06, 2020
Blazinraj01:
Thank you very much, I've fixed the issue smiley
Am writing a books to help struggling women achieve their goal & I need yor assistanse to complete the novell. Was your bra size, why do u hate wereing thong & describe yor body shape please? smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (6 - 0) On 10th February 2019 by TheCork(m): 11:18am On Sep 06, 2020
uniquebeauty:
So long a story, goodluck next time chelsea
Am writing a books to help struggling women achieve their goal & I need yor assistanse to complete the novell. Was your bra size, why do u hate wereing thong & describe yor body shape please? smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop TD Jakes – Nothing Just Happens by TheCork(m): 11:17am On Sep 06, 2020
Missyajoke:
At times summarize what the video is about not everyone has data for YouTube video
Am writing a books to help struggling women achieve their goal & I need yor assistanse to complete the novell. Was your bra size, why do u hate wereing thong & r u lightskin please? smiley
Family › Re: Is It Wise To Tell Your Wife How Much You Earn? by TheCork(m): 11:17am On Sep 06, 2020
finewoman:
wow thnks guys for the reponse. i think i knw better now.
Am writing a books to help struggling women achieve their goal & I need yor assistanse to complete the novell. Was your bra size, why do u hate wereing thong & r u lightskin please? smiley
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheCork(m): 11:16am On Sep 06, 2020
Jamean:
This place used to be home, 5years ago. embarassed

How time flies!
Am writing a books to help struggling women achieve their goal & I need yor assistanse to complete the novell. Was your bra size, why do u hate wereing thong & r u lightskin please? smiley
Fashion › Re: Deleted by TheCork(m): 11:15am On Sep 06, 2020
laurel66:
embarassed
Am writing a books to help struggling women achieve their goal & I need yor assistanse to complete the novell. Was your bra size, why do u hate wereing thong & r u lightskin please? smiley
Romance › Re: What Is The Fastest Way To Recieve Money From USA by TheCork(m): 3:54am On Sep 06, 2020
FantomGreenz:
My friend wants to send some money to me from the United States but I don't have a domiciliary account.

So, please what how can I receive the money through Western Union. I could use really use like, a brief procedure.

Abeg make una help a brother before this guy change him mind. Thanks.
Thru me sir. Tell them to sent it thru me. They will get it in only 18 days smiley
Family › Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by TheCork(m): 3:49am On Sep 06, 2020
wany:
To the maid or under age girl you married, cause it can't be said to an adult.warp primitive brain. undecided
How much please? cheesy
Family › Re: I'm Tired Of My Wife, What Do I Do? by TheCork(m): 3:48am On Sep 06, 2020
rali123:
Just because she did not give the child SMA milk? kiss kiss kiss kiss you will involve the whole community if she does worse then.
Please how much? cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Help! I Always Dream Of Snakes! by TheCork(m): 8:30pm On Sep 05, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
I still dream about them sometimes.

But not as serious as it used to be back then. Hopefully, this will metamorphose into a phase very soon.
Change yor name to sweet English name like sue, polly, Amy, or Sally. So that white people can relates angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Help! I Always Dream Of Snakes! by TheCork(m): 8:25pm On Sep 05, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
I still dream about them sometimes.

But not as serious as it used to be back then. Hopefully, this will metamorphose into a phase very soon.
Please can u shange yor name please. It dont sound sexyy & I hate it. It make u sound like those roadside plantain seller under Lagos bridge who spek pigeons English. (No oofense) angry

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