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Computers › Re: Did Your Computer Suddenly Stop Displaying? Here Is The Fix! by TheCork(m): 5:01pm On Aug 09, 2020

Titugirl:
TheCork or is it The Cock...plz keep your "knew"computers and your BMW...I'm not interested

Crime › Re: Cameroonian Lady Shot Dead After Twerking (Disturbing Photos) by TheCork(m): 3:43am On Aug 09, 2020

sweettease:
So full of life one minute and dead the next. Life is so fragile.

Story..
..Please can I kiss u twice? cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Liz Anjorin Shares An Adorable Video Of Her Husband Licking Her Ears by TheCork(m): 3:40am On Aug 09, 2020

victorian:
I don't blame her, she must have too many hateful words on her new marriage .

So to pepper her haters body ,it will enrage them further to see how happy she feels with her husband and how the husband dotes on her .

Some might even commit suicide tonight watching the video .

Lol

People and hate with busybody ,may God help this country .

Shows us more Lizzy

I am friend with plenty celebritys like Jay z & i drive BMW (only £35,000 cash) He even come to my crips yesterday just to say hello .please can I kiss u? cheesy

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by TheCork(m): 3:38am On Aug 09, 2020

ItsCookie:
Calm down, it's for the game

Hahahahaha people be tripping upandan

Kaiii, see half cast chick. Please I no plenty celebrity & I drive knew bmw(only£35,000 cash).please can I kiss u? cheesy

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by TheCork(m): 3:35am On Aug 09, 2020

Zzor:
you can't even afford it, I have given you your prayer point little boy.Goodnight

I own 3 television in my 1 bedroom house & I drive BMW (only £35,000 cash) if u need money. Please can I kiss u please? cheesy

Celebrities › Re: #Bbnaija: I Saw Sperm Stain In The House – Nengi Reveals (video) by TheCork(m): 3:33am On Aug 09, 2020

fati2001:
sperm indeed, what about ovary ?

Bro are u from Islam?

Computers › Re: Did Your Computer Suddenly Stop Displaying? Here Is The Fix! by TheCork(m): 3:30am On Aug 09, 2020

Titugirl:
Why don't you create a topic on that?

I have 3 brand knew expensive computer & I drive BMW (only £35,000 cash). Please can I kiss u please? cheesy

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Just Lost My Job. by TheCork(m): 3:07pm On Aug 07, 2020

[quote author=Assurance1000 post=87713376][/quote]Hello sweet hat. I been to London 4 times & I drive BMW. Gimme your nomba quick? cheesy

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by TheCork(m): 3:04pm On Aug 07, 2020

Akposy:
How does this relate to food now...huh?

Are your senses on rent? Respect yourself!

Brother.. is it now illegal to look for girlfriends in food section?...jussss askin undecided

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by TheCork(m): 2:40pm On Aug 07, 2020

kinah:
How did it taste?
I have eaten scent lead spiced egg.
It was fair sha

Please do u have nyansh please. I need another girlfriends please. Was your number please?

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Politics › Re: Breaking: Women Protest Nicked Over Killings In Southern Kaduna by TheCork(m): 1:46pm On Aug 07, 2020

psycoanalyst:
So sad.

Sweet hat am ready to pay u 300naira cash for u to be my girlfriends for just one month. I will buy u shirt, shoe bag earring & beautiful designer portmamto .. deal?? cheesy

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Politics › Re: Nigeria's 36 States Ranked In Order Of Land Mass by TheCork(m): 1:45pm On Aug 07, 2020

vickydankal:
Don’t forget the people generating what you are making mouth are majorly not LAGOSIANS by tribe I mean.

Hello. Please do u have nyansh? cheesy

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Business › Re: Shehu Sani: Shoprite Exit Will Help Local Supermarkets To Grow, They Can Go by TheCork(m): 1:43pm On Aug 07, 2020

Katier00:
it keeps you at your best all the time

Sweet hat am ready to pay u 300naira cash for u to be my girlfriends for just one month. I will buy u shirt, shoe bag earring & beautiful designer portmamto .. deal?? cheesy

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Health › Re: 354 New COVID-19 Cases, 265 Discharged And 3 Deaths On August 6 - (3,835 Tested) by TheCork(m): 1:42pm On Aug 07, 2020

Flysinglemom:
The numbers are beginning to come up again o

Sweet hat am ready to pay u 300naira cash for u to be my girlfriends for just one month. I will buy u shirt, shoe bag earring & beautiful designer portmamto .. deal?? cheesy

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Agriculture › Re: What Can 5 Million Naira Do In Farming? by TheCork(m): 1:39pm On Aug 07, 2020

UyaiIncomparabl:
But, can one just use a random store then? And which states can one get these crops at their harvests to sell later?

Sweet hat am ready to pay u 300naira cash for u to be my girlfriends for just one month. I will buy u shirt, shoe bag earring & beautiful designer portmamto .. deal?? cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by TheCork(m): 1:33pm On Aug 07, 2020*

Inkling:
That's rude !

Relax brother. U act like no one ever fart near yor mouth angry

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Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by TheCork(m): 10:53am On Aug 07, 2020

maggilove:
VickyRotex .

Hello please do u have nyansh & can I date u for 300 naira (cash) please? cheesy

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Romance › Re: We Ain't Dating Yet - Should I Get Her A Phone? by TheCork(m): 10:45am On Aug 07, 2020

victorian:
Guy if you want to be happy emotionally ,please buy her a smart phone of probably 30k.
She makes u happy with calls and chats already and moreover this is bond time .

Listen to frustrated and bitter guys on nairaland? Then sorry is your name .
They have nothing but woeful tales and experiences to share with u all night long .

Immediately I saw your headline , I just laughed .

This is the worst place to seek for sincere answers on your relationship or love life . They are extremely frustrated here with their lonely lives .

Take to their advice and remain lonely till old age.

A word is enough for the wise .

Ok sweet hat. U win. I will step up my game. I will pay u 700 naira to date u & extra 300 naira (cash) to enjoy u for a month. This is your shance please. Please was your phone nomba please? cheesy

Family › Re: What Are The Things You Enjoy As A Married Man/lady by TheCork(m): 10:43am On Aug 07, 2020

fati2001:
see as u fine.
sorry tho, you look like Chinese.... the nose and eyes. you for yellow more.

Brother. Victorian is not on your level I beg stay on your lane. U can't afford 500naira to pay her. Please go n stick with orange sellers on your level. I beg (no oofense) angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by TheCork(m): 10:36am On Aug 07, 2020*

Ndubuisipaul1:
All this 13 years old boys on Nairaland . Wey dey chop mama thank you..

Brother. I will move your nose close to my nyansh & fart on it twice...keepon talking!!! angry

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Jokes Etc › Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by TheCork(m): 7:40am On Aug 07, 2020

Titugirl:
Lol...you're such a clown

@ bold text ...Isn't that obvious?

Baby I forgive u even u say 400 naira too smaĺ( u sound like gold diggers)). Anyways did I mention I d drive BMW, live in London & that Nigeria place,. eat balance daiet, chop only in expensive italian restaurants, own 7 shoes & 11 expensive suit (etc)... just in case u ask!!! wink

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Jokes Etc › Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by TheCork(m): 3:06am On Aug 07, 2020

Titugirl:
Lol...you're such a clown

@ bold text ...Isn't that obvious?

Ok...Gimmmmmme Yor nomba now or else... angry

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Jokes Etc › Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by TheCork(m): 12:18am On Aug 07, 2020

Titugirl:
Yes, you "were" designer suit coz you don't write like one who wears or can even afford a designer's suit.

And let me advice you...Rather than going to "Italan" Restaurants, use the money to employ an English teacher....For someone that lives in London, your English Language is TERRIBLE!

Baby u so rude innnit u miss a big shance to date millionaire. Too much attitude wit u & yet u complain u can't find man..shame on u.. I date half cast chicks, light skin chicks, white chicks any how.. money talk. I buy womens anything they want. I can't get any chicks I want, u including, truss me. I own 7 shoe. Can u boyfriends own more than 2 shoe? Anyways baby I ain't hear to sell ground nut. I come to look for babe & lokily for u, I like u & I want to help u & give u 400 naira cash. Ok guess what. Let me date u & a friend & I will pay u both 700 naira cash.. deal? (Be nice) angry

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Jokes Etc › Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by TheCork(m): 11:16pm On Aug 06, 2020

Titugirl:
Who cares?
You're in London and so?

You're in London and yet you don't know the difference between "I'm" and "am"...smh.

You drive a BMW...do you know what I drive?
Let me be, mbok!

And by the way I were designer suit & eat in expensive Italan restaurant..truss me.
can u ever chop in those kinda places innit?? NEVER. u can't!! angry

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Jokes Etc › Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by TheCork(m): 11:14pm On Aug 06, 2020*

Titugirl:
Who cares?
You're in London and so?

You're in London and yet you don't know the difference between "I'm" and "am"...smh.

You drive a BMW...do you know what I drive?
Let me be, mbok!

You have just lost the biggest shance of your life. Don't u realise u talking to a Londoner? Can your boyfriends enter London? Am they on my level? Can they buy BMW? This is the problem with u chicks. U ain't even light skin & u doing shakara like u r beyansi. Am trying to pay u 500 naira so I can date u but yet, u rude like those plantain seller under bridge. Grow up mennn innit. U never been to London so u should show respect to a Londoner, gaddddemiit innit. Be nice to me & I will buy u David Bekam pafume.

Do u even no who David Beckam is sef innit ?. He from our place, London..u can never no him innit !! angry

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Jokes Etc › Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by TheCork(m): 9:48pm On Aug 06, 2020

Titugirl:
You would need it to buy some sense

And NO you can't date me!

You should be happy am trying to date u or else u miss your shance u u gratefull chick. Do u realise I drive BMW & I have moiney? Am juss tryna help u. I been to London 4 times & guess wot, am in London innit. Ok I will pay u 600 naira cash to date u for 2 month. I also buy u bag & shirt & shoe. Is that a deal? cheesy

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Jokes Etc › Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by TheCork(m): 9:28pm On Aug 06, 2020

Titugirl:
You know right!

Hello. Please can I date u if I pay u 500 naira cash please?

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Christianity Etc › Re: I'm Beginning To Reason With Jehovah Witness On Their Stand Concerning Trinity by TheCork(m): 11:36am On Aug 06, 2020

Zzor:
i wish I could give you a heavy knock on your bald head there fake pastor johnw419

Please I have moiney & I drive BMW. Gimme ya nomba please ?

Literature › Re: The Rescue by TheCork(m): 11:18am On Aug 06, 2020

Eyinimofeoluwa:
thanks for the invite

Hello please do u have nyansh? cheesy

Celebrities › Re: E-Money Sends N500k To An Aged Woman From Anambra After Complaining Of Hunger by TheCork(m): 10:14am On Aug 06, 2020

jossy4elated:
in the studio, recording songs

Hello. Please do u have nyansh & please can I have 3some with u and Zzor? She all ready agree. I will give u 500 naira cash please cheesy

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