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Family / Re: My Daughter Was Nearly Molested Yesterday By A Male Teacher! by TheDauraMallam: 1:53pm On Aug 20, 2015
ZKOSOSO:


Somebody did this same thing in Mecca about 1400yrs ago and still being worshipped as best the Human being ever liveth. SMH!!

Back to the topic! Arrange a stunt double for him with ya camera phone so that police and lawyer go get better evidence to jail the bastard.

Although it's no crime in SAUDI Arabang!!!

This is beautiful.

Hahn, Johnydon22

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Family / Re: My Daughter Was Nearly Molested Yesterday By A Male Teacher! by TheDauraMallam: 1:52pm On Aug 20, 2015
ZKOSOSO:


Somebody did this same thing in Mecca about 1400yrs ago and still being worshipped as best the Human being ever liveth. SMH!!

Back to the topic! Arrange a stunt double for him with ya camera phone so that police and lawyer go get better evidence to jail the bastard.

Although it's no crime in SAUDI Arabang!!!

This is beautiful.



Meanwhile, haters be like

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Fashion / Re: Don't Laugh Alone: Please, What Is This Hairstyle Called? (photo) by TheDauraMallam: 1:41pm On Aug 20, 2015
[size=14pt]Zip UP B.itches!!![/size]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Graduate Job Seeker Brought This Letter To My Office by TheDauraMallam: 2:03pm On Aug 18, 2015
fpeter:



so even men too write "mtchew"
very funny.....

Answer the question, damn it.

Can you construct a simple sentence in your mother tongue?

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Graduate Job Seeker Brought This Letter To My Office by TheDauraMallam: 10:05am On Aug 18, 2015
fpeter:
hahahahahehhheeeee grin

seriously though, this is not funny. I was talking to my colleagues a few days ago and we were
reminiscing the good old days of being a secondary school student in FGC. the grammar taught to
us back then was solid, you would hardly see any FGC ex-student that cannot speak/write proper
English today. It is a shame to note that nowadays, children born between the 80s and the millennium
are struggling to even write good sentences or spell properly, you see a bunch of them here on NL. cry

I blame our leaders, checkout the older citizens of our country today their English and hand-writings are
impeccable but because of corruption they have made our youths semi-illiterates. cry

Sweetheart, can you write in your mother language?

Mtchew

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Car Talk / Re: Trailer Crashes Into 18-sitter Bus On Lagos-ibadan Exp; No One Survived(Graphic) by TheDauraMallam: 11:10pm On Aug 17, 2015
mrcasanova1:
i was about to dignify your rants with a matching reply, when a sneak peek at your moniker settled the issue.

You mallam, are the _idiot

Ah, mallams, to you are illiterates_fool!
Car Talk / Re: Trailer Crashes Into 18-sitter Bus On Lagos-ibadan Exp; No One Survived(Graphic) by TheDauraMallam: 2:55pm On Aug 17, 2015
mrcasanova1:
From January up until this time, we have been reading and hearing news of horrible accidents like these... It's really sad.

When will our govt learn to place a restriction on these heavy duty vehicles? They have claimed over 5000 lives @ various location this year alone!

It is well. RIP to the dead... And strength to bear the loss to the families.

What the_fuck is well about people dying daily due to bad roads and avoidable mistakes?

What the_fuck is well, idiot?

Shameless Nigerian
Religion / Re: Unbeliever Why Bother Be Good? by TheDauraMallam: 9:34pm On Aug 16, 2015
kolajamesjnr:

And u ar a gud example of it

Duh, I'm an atheist.

And you are a delusional goat.

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Crime / Re: Man Beheads Pastor In Calabar by TheDauraMallam: 5:03pm On Aug 16, 2015
ELTON123:
Hungry bloggers everywere

Tell them my brother.

#HungryBloggersEverywhere.
Travel / Re: Indonesian Plane Missing Over Papua Region by TheDauraMallam: 4:22pm On Aug 16, 2015
mrlaw93:
Indonesian witches and wizards at work here grin

54 people are missing and you are laughing?

Ewu Gambia undecided

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Religion / Re: Unbeliever Why Bother Be Good? by TheDauraMallam: 4:20pm On Aug 16, 2015
johnydon22:

No, i was not. . . My post was not an attack on any religion. . I only gave examples both with the Quran and Bible to buttress my point of how religious stipulated morals are opposite of independent and secular idea of morality.

second scenario goes for all branch of theism that adopts Threat and reward ideas to instill punishment.... Islam, Christianity, Mormonism, Egyptian ancient religion, Hinduism and countless others.

My post was to address the naive thinking of people "who think that without the concept of a God and punishment and reward, one cannot be good" So it's not an attack on any deity, religion or culture ..

Just an explanation of independent Moral basis...

They all fall under the umbrella of moronism
Nairaland / General / Pastor Climbs Church Roof To Escape Angry Gullible Church Members (video) by TheDauraMallam: 4:08pm On Aug 16, 2015
Kenyan Pastor Climbs Roof Of Church Running From Angry Congregation (Say He Stole And Preyed On Women)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MkSoV7-qJw

Waiting for the Nigerian version.

Nigerians, when una eyes go clear?

Who is going to be the scapegoat pastor here? grin

Time will definitely tell.
Politics / Re: FG Monitors Nigerians’ Facebook, Twitter Accounts by TheDauraMallam: 12:01pm On Aug 16, 2015
That person called Our Corespondent must be monitored and arrested.

His/her source is never credible.
Religion / Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Go To Church! by TheDauraMallam: 11:36am On Aug 16, 2015
Check my signature.

Your pastors will never tell you this.

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Celebrities / Re: Five Star Music Star Kcee Steps Out In Tight Black Pants, In Norway (photo) by TheDauraMallam: 11:34am On Aug 16, 2015
angry grin
Religion / Re: Unbeliever Why Bother Be Good? by TheDauraMallam: 10:52am On Aug 16, 2015
hahn:


He's infamous for his famous comment grin

I have a feeling both of us are actually correct.

Maybe, maybe not.

Religion / Re: Unbeliever Why Bother Be Good? by TheDauraMallam: 10:37am On Aug 16, 2015
hahn:


That was how I "borrowed" this quote of yours for that same dude. That guy's reasoning amazes me.

I still can't get over his famous "the known unknown" statement. grin grin

The ability for theists to substitute reasoning for their "beliefs" is hilarious!

His infamous*...
Health / Re: Sad! Photos Of Jummie,Girl Falsely Reported To Be Vomiting Blood Because Of Runs by TheDauraMallam: 10:08am On Aug 16, 2015
See the useless unprofessional thread title self.
Nairaland / General / The Six Pillars Of Character Every Living Human Should Emulate by TheDauraMallam: 9:56am On Aug 16, 2015
The Six Pillars of Character
Whether at work, at home, or at play, there are basic values that define ethical behavior. These values are not political, religious, or culturally biased.



Trustworthiness
Build trust and credibility with integrity (consistency between beliefs, words and actions), honesty (truthfulness, sincerity and candor), promise-keeping, and loyalty (fidelity to family, friends, and country).

Respect
Honor the worth and dignity of all individuals. Treat others the way you would want to be treated. Act courteously, civilly, peaceably, and nonviolently. Be tolerant and accepting of differences. Avoid rude, offensive, and abusive words and actions.

Responsibility
Be accountable for your words, actions, and attitudes. Exercise self-control. Strive for excellence and self-improvement. Plan ahead. Set a good example for others. Be self-reliant, prudent, proactive, persistent, and hard-working.

Fairness
Be consistent, open, and treat all people equitably. Consider all sides and make decisions on the facts without favoritism or prejudice. Play by the rules, avoid careless accusations, and don’t take undue advantage of others. Pursue justice and condemn injustice.

Caring
Be kind, compassionate, empathetic, charitable, forgiving, and grateful.

Citizenship
Obey laws in good faith. Do your share to improve the well-being of fellow citizens and the community. Protect the environment, volunteer, and participate in the processes of democracy by staying informed and voting.




Picture 50 percent of Nigerians experiment with this for just a week and you can imagine how beautiful life would be.

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Religion / Re: Unbeliever Why Bother Be Good? by TheDauraMallam: 9:47am On Aug 16, 2015
menesheh:


Continue. You shouldn't get tired, some people are on top of the fence and looking unto you in order to touch their foot on the ground. Most people are misinformed and indoctrinated and have no reachable platform to get info about their delusion of which a piece of your comments, arguments, and debates here can do things you may not know it can . You are not doing that because of some people the likes of CaptainJune , MrPresident1, Eddlad , malvisguy212 and their sort that are repudiators.

You are not doing it for divine reward but for consciousness raising which will help in making our world a better place devoid of delusion, bigotry, racism, harmful believes, prejudice, believing illusion to be fact etc.

This is heartwarming, to say the least.

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Religion / Re: Unbeliever Why Bother Be Good? by TheDauraMallam: 9:46am On Aug 16, 2015
hahn:


True bro.

But I always get a headache whenever I read some comments here. When people start talking about "the known unknown" or about how cool it is for their god to burn up people simply because they don't "believe" in their version of the story despite their being good and humble throughout their lifetime I just feel like starting a church and milking these delusionists myself grin


The Known Unknown - coming to theaters and bookstores near you.

Sounds like a sexy scary sadistic title.

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Religion / Re: Quote Your Favourite Scriptural Verse Here by TheDauraMallam: 9:00am On Aug 16, 2015
GAZZUZZ:


OLD SCH


Your omnipresent omnipotent and omniscient god also writes revised editions?

Wonderful.

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Religion / Re: Quote Your Favourite Scriptural Verse Here by TheDauraMallam: 8:54am On Aug 16, 2015
Here

Exodus 35:2

For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death.

Deuteronomy 22:20-1
If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the girl’s virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done a disgraceful thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father’s house.

Exodus 21:20-21
If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

Numbers 23:19
God is not a man, that he should lie, nor a son of man, that he should change his mind.
Exodus 32:14
Then the Lord relented and did not bring on his people the disaster he had threatened.


John 5:31
If I testify about myself, my testimony is not valid.
John 8:14
Even if I testify on my own behalf, my testimony is valid.

Health / Re: Lady Vomitting Blood In Ikorodu Was Not A Runs Girl, Not Thrown From Car by TheDauraMallam: 8:42am On Aug 16, 2015
It's high time bloggers should be shot on sight and have their blogs banned if they don't have verifiable evidence for their stories.


Nigerian scams.
Religion / Re: Why There Are So Many Atheists On Nairaland And Beyond. by TheDauraMallam: 10:17pm On Aug 15, 2015
johnydon22:
[b]Malvisguy i don't really know why you need a new moniker, your hypocrisy speaks tons of the kind of person you are..

First you accused the African God's concept of not being able to protect themselves from the encroachment of Christianity

And when the Intelligent young man Krattoss clearly showed you how your own God concept can't protect itself from People deconverting, and you shamelessly pulled out the "Freewill brouhaha?"

Can someone be any more hypocritic than this?

It didn't occur to you that the African God concepts too can still be explained by saying they allowed man freewill..

In short according to African mythology "The African God concept created man and also gave man free will"

But you were quick to pull out the "freewill" defence for your own God but it didn't occur to you that same can be used to defend the African God...

I think you my friend is an embodiment of chronic hypocrisy and religious bigotry at it's peak...
[/b]

Epic gullibility.
Religion / Re: Unbeliever Why Bother Be Good? by TheDauraMallam: 10:02pm On Aug 15, 2015
CaptainJune:
Johnnydon22, God does not condemn or reward on the basis of your goodness or wickedness. Faith in the death of Jesus on the cross is the basis of salvation, not morality.

You can be the kindest, meekest, humblest person in the world but still end up in hell because your spirit is still dead because of sin. Only the blood of Jesus Christ can wash the sins away, make your spirit alive, make you righteous through belief in Him, not through your works of goodness.

Religions of the world strive to attain righteousness through good deeds, but to God, man's righteousness is filthy rags before Him. The righteousness that qualifies one for heaven is simple belief in the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. As you can see, that righteousness is not ours, it belongs to God. It is not of works of goodness but by grace. That is the message of the Gospel.

I can't believe you just wrote the bolded.


So, in essence, you're saying if I decide to kill all the moslems alive right now, both singles, married, pregnant women and children, I am saved onxe I acknowledge Jesus as the Lord and savior, right?

I weep for humanity.

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Politics / Re: How Governors Turn Govt Houses To Sex Havens: Punch by TheDauraMallam: 11:01am On Aug 15, 2015
You mean to tell me a monotonous epistle like this has no single name mentioned?

I don't believe this crap.
Culture / Re: “The Next Ooni Will Not Eat Sijuwade’s Heart” - Ife Chief by TheDauraMallam: 10:57am On Aug 15, 2015
Jospenboy:
That's our culture. ... but not biblical

Foolish post.

Deny your culture, and accept the white man's packaged stories.

Even the white men don dey deny the stories. But you still cling on to it like coal tar.

Kontunu.
Crime / Re: How Love Affair Exposed Ekiti Kidnappers To Justice by TheDauraMallam: 9:11am On Aug 15, 2015
I'm following everyone that said Stockholm Syndrome
Nairaland / General / The Most Terrifying Fact About The Human Brain. by TheDauraMallam: 7:34am On Aug 15, 2015
It just takes one of these arteries to burst or clog for a human to die or become severely disabled (lack of speech, movement on a side of the body etc.). The brain is fragile and this could happen anytime, anywhere.

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Music/Radio / Re: Olamide – Lagos Boys [VIDEO DOWNLOAD] by TheDauraMallam: 5:10am On Aug 15, 2015
As usual, nothing memorable.

Unlimited L.A. fall my hand this time.

And did any one notice how dirty the water was?
Culture / Re: Photo: The Abobaku, Man To Be Buried Alive With The Late Ooni by TheDauraMallam: 5:00am On Aug 15, 2015
johnydon22:
What exactly is the Nigerian government doing to stop this?

do we just seat and watch 21st century men carry out such evil, archaic, barbaric, stupid, nonsensical, idiotic act?



Lol. Before your blood begin hot, do a reverse image search on Google. That picture is fake.

It's from an Ethiopian tribe where they are fed vote blood and mik to compete for the fattest man of the year.

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