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Education / Re: Pictures From Covenant University Traditional Sunday by TheDauraMallam: 9:03am On Apr 29, 2016
DangotePikin:
I don't always look good in native attires. I'd stick to my corporate.










I am very happy the riot in cu did not enter nairaland.

SLAVERY GENES STILL DEY YOUR BODY.
Phones / Re: What Network Plan Are You Currently Using For Heavy Downloads? by TheDauraMallam: 10:59pm On Apr 15, 2016
Nigerians

King of heavy downloads, with nothing to show for it.

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Phones / Re: NTEL: Check Out The "Fair Usage Policy" by TheDauraMallam: 12:55pm On Apr 09, 2016
bulldoza:

use your head.

You are literally too stuupid to insult.
Phones / Re: NTEL: Check Out The "Fair Usage Policy" by TheDauraMallam: 11:22am On Apr 09, 2016
playboy19:


You see why they fail in millions? Simple comprehension is their problem. They always let their dubious preconceptions override reality. They think everyone is out to scam them. They all failed to see "peak period" in the policy statement, instead they went ahead making different assumptions. Some even forming "ITK". Seeing problems where there are none.

I personally do not see a single problem or fault in the policy statement. 3gb should be enough for any reasonable person during peak period and if you have heavy stuffs to download, do it thru the mid night, how difficult is that? But no, they all want to download "free" movies (which impoverishes their lives) at the same time and still expect the speed to be the same or not affect the service provider. To cap it up, these are the supposed educated ones, the "I am a graduate" evangelists. Sigh!

So tell us, what time are these peak periods?
Education / Re: How Can I Report WAEC Exam Malpractice Happening In My School? by TheDauraMallam: 9:18pm On Apr 07, 2016
Chanchit:
I pity your life. That candle you burnt this year would be burnt next year too. You think they would cancel their result and leave your own!? Hell no! You still have a long way to go, I pity the people that would cross your path in the future cos people like you would hurt yourself just to hurt others.

The only thing you should think of getting from all this is bragging right, that you did the exam on your own not reporting right.

This why Nigeria will never reach excellence.

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Romance / Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Slept With Someone Else by TheDauraMallam: 7:26am On Apr 06, 2016
Interesting.

Just imagine what the future leaders of Nigeria's tomorrow are discussing online, even during fuel scarcity.

Continue.
Crime / Re: Policeman Murders Man He Mistook For His Annoying Boss (pic) by TheDauraMallam: 6:36pm On Apr 01, 2016
This is what happens when you employ brain dead people.
Religion / Re: Luciferean Series I: Understanding Christianity by TheDauraMallam: 7:45pm On Mar 29, 2016
Hahn, where art thou?
Nairaland / General / Re: Ways To Show Courtsey (pics) by TheDauraMallam: 7:35am On Mar 27, 2016
Oxone:
This one ticks me off every time!

If you're boring as fu.cck, I will fiddle with my phone.

As a form of courtesy from you too, don't be boring. Read and enlarge your brain. So people don't fiddle with their phones when they see you.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ways To Show Courtsey (pics) by TheDauraMallam: 7:33am On Mar 27, 2016
Original poster, go home, you're drunk.

Courtsey koo, Courteney nii

Mtcheww
.........



Change that spelling sharply before I report you to your Alma Mata

Courtesy
ˈkəːtɪsi/Submit
noun
1.
the showing of politeness in one's attitude and behaviour towards others.
"he treated the players with courtesy and good humour"

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Nairaland / General / Re: Cowbell Lyrics by TheDauraMallam: 10:50am On Mar 23, 2016
Travel / Re: Lets Talk About Estonia by TheDauraMallam: 7:17pm On Mar 22, 2016
I'm interested in an Estonian Tourist visa. Just want to tour the country for a month or two.

How do I proceed?

Guys help!!!
Crime / Re: Gay Man Caught In Ondo Dies From Beating (Graphic Photos) by TheDauraMallam: 7:34am On Mar 14, 2016
Well, as expected, it appears the story was fabricated by another blogging idiot, and the pictures were stolen from the Internet as far back as 2012.

SMH. Nigeria bloggers.

Politics / Re: Reps Bill To Prohibit Unsolicited Text & Calls Passes 2nd Reading by TheDauraMallam: 6:25pm On Mar 11, 2016
Mubby4luv:

I wanted to make a sensible comment to address your mumuness then i saw your Moniker... I rest my case cry

What sense can come out of a mute like you?
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Shares Stage With Dolapo Osinbajo, Vp's Wife (photos) by TheDauraMallam: 1:25pm On Mar 11, 2016
TalkingBird:
Wonderful. I like this correction: in other words "A rafter in the eye and pointing at a straw on another's.


Young03:
Does she know how to speak?

Does she know how to drive?

TheDauraMallam:


Professor of English, your question self get K leg.

She has functioning vocal cords and a mouth. Of course, she can speak

She can drive.

It appears both you and Young03 lack common sense.
Politics / Re: Reps Bill To Prohibit Unsolicited Text & Calls Passes 2nd Reading by TheDauraMallam: 10:52am On Mar 11, 2016
Mubby4luv:

I wanted to make a sensible comment to address your mumuness then i saw your Moniker... I rest my case cry

Nigga, go grab a book. Dolts like you generate insults for the country.
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Shares Stage With Dolapo Osinbajo, Vp's Wife (photos) by TheDauraMallam: 10:51am On Mar 11, 2016
tosyne2much:
Bro, this is the real definition of devine favour

You need a dico.
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Shares Stage With Dolapo Osinbajo, Vp's Wife (photos) by TheDauraMallam: 10:47am On Mar 11, 2016
Young03:
Does she know how to speak?

She's exudes confidence. No be by speaking flawless English. English is just a foreign language, not a measure of intelligence.

Professor of English, your question self get K leg.

She has functioning vocal cords and a mouth. Of course, she can speak. She's not a mute.

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Politics / Re: Reps Bill To Prohibit Unsolicited Text & Calls Passes 2nd Reading by TheDauraMallam: 10:42am On Mar 11, 2016
Just imagine the kind of imbecilic comments here.

This is to show Nigerians are the most st.upid sheeps on the planet. Pardon my Italian. A useless bill like this passes the second reading at the Senate and fuel price is still skyrocketting.

Your public educational institutions look like crap, every single business corporation in the country extorts you, and you're here laughing over a useless bill that doesn't change crap about your status of living.

Idiots.

You get money and time to surf Nairaland, but you can't download any of the numerous free apps that filter spam SMS
Crime / Re: Man Had Sex With A Horse In Katsina by TheDauraMallam: 2:45am On Mar 11, 2016
Quakertellicus1:
The gentleman is suffering from a case we call extreme konjilitis. This disease is seen primarily in the young folks, and it presents with an extreme rise in the level of konjilic acid,which can manifest as a condition similar to a lesion in the limbic cortex of the cerebrum,as happened to this poor fellow. Symptoms include a desire to mount anything that may resemble a konjilic konjival.

Treatment involves 1000 units of kobokoglycin to be administered in the gluteus maximus twice daily for a week, followed by a shot of commonsensicus barinenses injected directly into the brain. Some autorities prefer the IV route.

Typical Nigerian. Big brain without common sense. SMH
Celebrities / Re: Illbliss Found Lady Selling Fuel In Gallons On The Street by TheDauraMallam: 2:11pm On Mar 05, 2016
gabinogem:
Interesting to know that Nigerians are just so use to such lifestyle.

There is nothing interesting about this. The Nigerian government has turned us to barbaric savages, and you call that intresting?

I can only imagine the quality of life you live.
Politics / Re: TIME TO DECIDE ; Femi Kayode. by TheDauraMallam: 1:59pm On Mar 05, 2016
It's actually a slap to our intellect as Nigerians that people still give audience to FFK.

Brainwashed Nigerians. Always swayed and fooled by big grammar and fat bank account.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye To Nigerians- When I Am Ready, Una Go See My Made In Nigeria Wife by TheDauraMallam: 1:57pm On Mar 05, 2016
Donald Trump and former South African President P.W. Botha already said it.

Blacks know nothing other than marrying wives and indulging in alcohol and sex, and making babies with their long preek.

Nigerians, una just begin.
Crime / Re: I Steal Women’s Underwear For Sexual Pleasure – Suspect by TheDauraMallam: 10:54am On Feb 22, 2016
Educated illiterates with free MB.

Before you start jumping into conclusions, he's not sick. It's just a fetish, albeit a funny one.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwear_fetishism

Read, fools. READ!!!

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Science/Technology / Re: He-goats Try To Rape Another Goat (video) by TheDauraMallam: 8:18pm On Feb 13, 2016
Get an phone with better camera.

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Romance / Re: My Heart Has Been Torn Apart! by TheDauraMallam: 12:18pm On Feb 13, 2016
hurting:
Good day all! I never thought I will never create a topic like this because I believed I had a perfect love life. I have to create this moniker just for this topic that has and still eating me deep. I will try to make it as brief as possible.

I have been a relationship for 7yrs with the lady that I love beyond measures....


How old are you?
Crime / Re: Pics: Ikirun Armed Robbery Scene (18+) by TheDauraMallam: 12:13pm On Feb 13, 2016
Get rich or die trying.
Nairaland / General / Re: Things You Should Never Ever Do Before Going To Bed by TheDauraMallam: 5:25am On Feb 10, 2016
Says who?

A Nairalander?
Crime / Re: My Experience With Two Thieves Tonight :-- by TheDauraMallam: 11:28am On Feb 03, 2016
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OP. You sabi lie oh

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Science/Technology / Re: Are We Alone In The Universe? by TheDauraMallam: 3:15pm On Feb 02, 2016
micodon:


bros, I didn't ask for definitions.... DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPTS? In a nutshell, every object in the universe is moving at 4 velocities (3 in the spatial dimensions and 1 in the time dimension). THE SUM OF THESE VELOCITIES ALWAYS EQUALS THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Therefore, when you go faster in the spatial dimensions, your velocity in the time dimension reduces relative to your velocity in the spatial dimensions. Let's represent this in a simple equation. X + Y + Z + T = c. Where X, Y, Z are the velocities in your Cartesian coordinates, T is your velocity in the time dimension, and c is the speed of light.

Now what happens when you reach a velocity that equals c in your spatial dimensions? We make T the subject of the formula, like so.... T = C - (X + Y +Z). Because x+y+z = c, T = 0. So at the speed of light, time stops for the object. That is why light photons are ageless... They travel at c, so T for them = 0.

Now what happens when You go past the speed of light in your spatial dimensions? That means (X + Y + Z) becomes greater than C. Therefore time becomes negative. What does it mean for time to flow in the negative direction? I leave you to answer that.


This is all fine Mathematically. But according to Einstein, the speed of light is the speed limit of the universe.. Nothing can go beyond it. That's where going back in time fails in practical




I can only imagine how brilliant Einstein was. Make dem go abort that kind baby smiley

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