₦airaland Forum

madjune:
These are the people that stupid Trevor Noah would see and capitalize on for his Nigerian scam jokes.

The Nigerian ambassador to US should call that comedian to order.
His jokes on the Nigerian identity is disastrous to our youths in the diaspora.

bentenny:
Guy man was manipulated to the point that he got her flowers on a live show!
She come cast am for reunion...omor ground suppose open for Jaypaul to enter!
Chai...him brain don finally reset!
Maybe him think say Hausa babe nor get sense!

bentenny:
She don touch money nah...She is feeling fly!

oladejosanyaolu:
Please I need date for interview at USA embassy between 20 of June 2022 to 30 of June 2022, any information that can help me please contact me

Ntigha:
Bissonnet is home to drugs and prostitution and murders in the Houston area and has quite a significant number of Nigerian population due to low cost of rent and utility charges.
I guess the item or object the lady stole from him is likely drugs

SARSCoV2:
You will find much more sanity and peace in red states. I am not saying Red states are 100% sane, but blue states are known to be home of every insanity you can think of.

California is home of illegal immigrants, I doubt if illegal immigration can be countered in that state. Its a stronghold of illegals being a sanctuary state

Froshloaded:
Arin stop forcing friendship's.

tonididdy:
Nini&Arin na Tom&Jerry

ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!

abobote:
Nice thread.
The worse condition in US is better than what most people consider the best condition in Nigeria.
My monthly house rent now, is the same with my yearly house rent in Nigeria. But when I was in Nigeria, I couldn't pay, and was giving quit notice. Here I have been paying the same amount monthly, I couldn't pay yearly without issue.
If you any means to leave Nigeria, kindly do

Artiiclebeast:
Yes, it's my second month now and boy....it is the best decision I have ever made.

Guy, money dey here na you go say you need rest.

Just this morning I turned down 2 shifts because I need to rest small.

ExpressBooking:
My dear help me tell am oooh

Teaser4:
As much as I no Dey like comment on naija politics, the only apc name that can defeat Atiku na Buhari, sadly he’s not on the ticket this time. Apc was built on and for Buhari, as e Dey comot aso rock, apc go return to being a regional party. Atiku wey almost gave bubu heart attack in 2019, he sabi say e no fit win then, but na preparation for 2023. You don’t need to come for my head, Nah the end of the road for apc be this… only if Obi have a solid platform, sadly he’ll only win on Twitter and will come distant 3rd when the real election is done. Average Hausa/Fulani man no go see Atiku Abubakar on the ticket and vote Bola Tinubu, give em money dem go collect and still vote their preferred candidate. Pdp wey give Atiku ticket sabi wetin dem Dey do, anything to return to aso is allowed. It’s called Politics.

Ps: I’ll ignore all mentions, whoever una vote no go affect me. Nah una problem be that

ThunderSwitch:
Lmfao I noticed maria relocated from her sit with angel to sit at the back with BoomBoom when she couldn't bear the rotting stench coming from angel's canal Ave Maria I like that u don't joke with ur health jare

Froshloaded:
Fr.
They should have used WhatsApp lol

ThunderSwitch:
Well my BoomBoom is the leading Man of the show at the moment My phone has been buzzing since the reunion with people congratulating me with praises all over that my Okro King is giving them the full benefit of their subscription If I say am not proud of BoomBoom then am a pathetic liar

gforce5:
I have seen everything on this forum now. I can't believe that this dude compared the standard of living in the west to Nigeria. :Listen up folks, i have spent most of my life in both the UK and Nigeria. Yes, the UK is very expensive country compared to Nigeria. No doubt about it. Yes, most of your income goes to the taxman. However, at least you are about to have a comfortable standard of living. In todays Nigeria, to have even a middle class standard of living, you have to be on N500k a month. Even that's not enough in Buhari's Nigeria where the current exchange rate is $1:N650. If Nigeria is so "wonderful", why are the top earners in the country resigning from their jobs and moving to Canada?

Do you know how many people in the petroleum and banking sector have quit their jobs and moved their families to Canada and the U.S.? Do you know how many doctors and nurses are leaving this country on a daily basis? Many lawyers are now taking the New York and Canadian bar exams. Many senior lawyers are complaining of a massive exodus of talent. The top 1% are increasingly snapping up citizenships of caribbean countries as a back up plan. These are the people who you would think should be enjoying the country the most. Your bloody First Lady barely lives in the country. She spends most of her time in UAE. I have not heard of any other First Lady that's not residing in her own country. Femi Otedola spends more time in the UK than Nigeria. Your boy Wizkid spends more time in the States than he does in Nigeria. Willie Obiano of Anambra state couldn't wait to move back to the U.S. after his tenure. This is despite making his money in Nigeria.

Folks, that's the reality on ground. People like OP, who was probably had a bad experience abroad, like to mislead folks in order to keep them in Nigeria. I won't be surprised if he is a Buhari/Tinubu/APC/Atiku supporter. That's their trademark. I also won't be surprised if he doesn't believe in the Lekki massacre. These lots don't want you to prosper. There are many of them like that in the country. Bosses who oppress you and tell you to forget about going anywhere while they keep balling at your expense. Politicians who keep reminding you that there's no place like home but their own children aren't based in Nigeria. Religious figures who preach about patriotism but their family members are based in Nigeria. Abroad is not eldorado but at the same time, do not place all your cards in this politically and economically unstable country. Create options for yourself. Think about your children.

GEEBITE:
Baltimore is rotten too. It is rated the poorest city now and so much crime ridden.

wale1437:
Urgent guide is needed pls.
I have a wife (not legally married) in the USA. She has visited me in Nigeria . She came last year and she got pregnant. She delivered a baby girl few weeks ago in the usa.
Now, she wants to invite me for 6 months to be able to see my baby and have nice time with them. How do we achieve this?
Does she have to file for me in the usa or send me invitation letter or i apply for visiting visa here in Nigeria?
Thanks for answering my questions.

successmatters:
With all the allegations and insults the North threw on Jonathan, the man is still greedy enough to tag along with them as they plan his final humiliation?

am now starting to agree, Goodluck was a clueless individual.

Corporate2020:
He is Lagos next governor. You can take that to LAPO Community Bank.

Jostoman:
6 times o shame on Surulere People.

1stGenAmerican:
When friends and family abroad tell you how difficult things are, they’re basically hinting at you not to ask them for money or favors.

If it’s so bad, why didn’t they jump back on a return flight to Nigeria?

Klass99:
The people you talked to are not lying, more and more Nigerians are starting to open up about life in the diaspora and being truthful about their experiences.

A neighbour who works with Mobil and has relocated his family of 4 (wife & 3 kids) to Canada told me life is not as rosy as we think and it's really tough overseas. But our people like to lie and pretend about these things.

Does it make sense to leave a good paying job for a menial one like some of your friends are doing? I don't care how much it pays, you don't need a soul sucking job that pays XYZ amount before you can live a good life. You get the money and end up with other issues like depression, health hazards etc

I have heard of a 50 something year old Nigerian man who works in a factory over there, he suffers from back pain and all, but he can't quit. He has to keep grinding because they took out a mortgage on their house, him and wifey are still working to pay off. I can't recall the exact age I was told but it was something close to our retirement age in Naija. If they were here, chances are, he would have built his house and been able to retire from active duty by now.

Before you japa watch a YouTube video of Wode Maya & Juliet (search for it on Youtube) to help you make an informed decision. Take your time to read the comments that follow as well, it is African diasporans sharing their truth and experiences.

Femotech123:
Lagos
Bachelor degree
Coa: $23,699
No funding: (haven’t been decided yet till May ending according to DSO of the school)
school: EIU
Vo : do your thumbprint
Vo : you are going for your bachelor degree right
Me : yes bachelor degree in political science
Vo : why this school
Me : I chose this school because it’s cheap and very affordable for my sponsor and she cut in
Vo : 49$ is not cheap!
Me: No ma my COA is just $23k+ ( but due to the SOA I send to get my i20 after they calculated the money with there rate is was equivalent to $49k so they input it like that so the family fund was $49k as indicated on my I20 I think that is why she said it’s not cheap) she check and quickly confirm and nodded.
Vo : who is spending a lot on you
Me : my brother he has been supporting me since when I want for my diploma course and he is ready and welling to support me
Vo : what does he do.
Me : he is a politician (I mute for a while immediately I wanted to say he Former deputy she cut in and ask
Vo : what will you do with the course
Me : I will come come to Nigeria to continue work at my place of work but in higher position. I can be transferred to state secretariat or federal and I will start my political ambition by joining political party.
Vo : type and type and type like 5min self and eventually she said you aren’t qualified for this and brought out the blue pepper.


Please guys at @moshkom and at every other gurus in this house just advise me pls and I will appreciate this is my 3 attempt and I am 25. Should I try again or I should just go back and complete my hnd and apply for masters or I should try once again ?
Secondly my sevis fee will expire on July eventually if I apply and get date lets say by August (aug 22 is my program start date ) hope I will still be able to use the sevis fee or I will have to pay for another sevis fee again.

1stGenAmerican:
Crying is futile when Putin’s Nigerian Houseboys and Housegirls on Nairaland are praying for WWIII to hurry and start. They don’t care about the well-being their homeland because they express love for Putin, a corrupt dictator just like the ones they elect to loot Nigeria.

qekng40:
It's playing out to be GEJ

But Peter Obi is my choice and millions of Nigerian's choice and he's from the PDP!




Edited:


Since you don't relate with my post a reasonable person would kindly skip.



You don't know about a waiver, Olodo rabata ?


You lack smart genes.


Well, let's see.


Definitely..

qekng40:
It's playing out to be GEJ

But Peter Obi is my choice and millions of Nigerian's choice and he's from the PDP!




Edited:


Since you don't relate with my post a reasonable person would kindly skip.



You don't know about a waiver, Olodo rabata ?


You lack smart genes.


Well, let's see.

Kemo88:
Hello everyone,
Any mama in Maryland at the moment or Maryland bound soon?
Please I’m headed to maryland July/ August and I’m so confused. I birthed in Alaska the first time where everything was so close to each other and I didn’t worry about distance.
I’m trying to gather my burden of proof, I need affordable hospital please. I’m going to staying in baltimore(that’s where family is now). I was looking at Prince Goerge county hospital as I heard they are quite affordable. But now they seem to be closed. Some of the other hospitals seem pricey as Maryland only gives 1-2% and from the look of things I may be having CS.
Please considering my circumstance can anyone
1) recommend an affordable hospital ( preferably less than 10k with everything inclusive for vaginal and may be less than 12k for everything inclusive for CS? )

2) please can you recommend a doctor ? Is Dr. Chaudry still working? He used to
Use Prince Goerge county hospital is why I’m asking.

Please help thanks.