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Foreign Affairs › Re: Atleast 162 Jade Miners Dead After Landslide In Myanmar Buried Them (Graphic) by TheFacelessMan: 1:37pm On Jul 02, 2020

Foreign Affairs › Re: 350 Elephants Die In Botswana (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 1:29pm On Jul 02, 2020

braveboy64:
Opurọ

Yio ba epon re angry

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Crime › Re: Diary Of A Serial Killer / Assassin by TheFacelessMan(op): 12:47pm On Jul 02, 2020

I might start a series on this thread.

Crime › Diary Of A Serial Killer / Assassin by TheFacelessMan(op): 12:41pm On Jul 02, 2020

Hi friends,

Good to know, I seem to have acquired quite a following in a short period.. cheesy

I apologise for a lot of uncompleted stories these days, I got frustrated by MODs hiding my stories etc.

I started the storywriting out of sheer boredom and a challenge I crave so much.... writing a captivating story in 3 - 5 minutes flat after seeing a topic.

There are lots and lots of untold stories, just stay close.

.... ...... .....

Always your loyal assassin....

The Faceless Man.

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Science/Technology › Re: How Flying Snakes Can Glide Through The Air (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 12:35pm On Jul 02, 2020

[img]https://media1./images/5209fd2d5d65c7bde47b8889e19fe18d/tenor.gif?itemid=4537132[/img]

I caught one in the jungle, north of Congo Brazzaville

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Foreign Affairs › Re: 350 Elephants Die In Botswana (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 11:40am On Jul 02, 2020*

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DaringThoroughGoose-size_restricted.gif

Many years back, I was on a safari in Serengeti...

Sorry guys.... I could have delivered a story, just got distracted on a long distance call.

I would complete it one day, I promise!

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Education › Re: This Giant Wolf Head From 40,000 Years Ago Was Discovered In Russia(pics). by TheFacelessMan: 9:58am On Jul 02, 2020

Part 3

Education › Re: This Giant Wolf Head From 40,000 Years Ago Was Discovered In Russia(pics). by TheFacelessMan: 9:41am On Jul 02, 2020

flyingpig:
Very catchy story

Written by you?

JK Rowling actually. She's my sugar mummy cool

Check my profile for details.

PS- Don't alter your quote.... I have changed the story and I like reverting to initial versions.

Education › Re: This Giant Wolf Head From 40,000 Years Ago Was Discovered In Russia(pics). by TheFacelessMan: 1:28pm On Jul 01, 2020*

Many years back, I was responsible for killing this foul beast.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/aba92b0babce266de46013cbec90a927/tumblr_muflnlP7c31sjro9ko1_400.gif

I was drinking away my sorrows at the local inn.. My wife left me, she even took the dog! undecided

.

An elderly man walked in, he was skinny and looked like he could break anytime.

"I am so hungry, haven't eaten in a while"... "PLEASE give me food!"

Next thing you know, this old man grabbed the juicy beef steak on the nearest table and ran out! shocked

[img]https:///media/7-02-2020/97Sq3P.gif[/img]

The man who made the order angrily ran outside chasing after him.

Their running footsteps faded in the distance and we all forgot about them till ....

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh Ohhhhhhhhh

The glass windows rattled at the otherworldly sound.

We all looked at each other. It sounded like the howl of a wolf. But one, 10 times as big with amplified voice box. undecided

All was silent for 5 seconds maybe, but it seemed an eternity. We waited with bated breath.

Next thing we heard was "Nyet, nyet, parushcka" and the sound of running feet outside.

We heard what sounded like a predator in pursuit.

The would be victim's screams intensified and then :

We heard a blood curdling roar quickly followed by the most horrible screams you could ever imagine undecided

Part 2 continues.... scroll down!

IF this doesn't get to FP on time, should give a streamlined action packed version... I am distracted now grin

Stay tuned!

[img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/b8a18eb1662cbd7230998d0855c3b327/tumblr_nmyuj8LcNK1s9n0fro1_r1_400.gif

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of 14ft-long Giant Squid Washed Up On The Shore In South Africa by TheFacelessMan: 4:15pm On Jun 30, 2020

Many years back, I fought a similar monster...

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 4625 Graduates Apply For Amotekun Job In Osun by TheFacelessMan: 12:14pm On Jun 30, 2020

Adewale1603:
na Hp compaq you dey use, your connection go slow die

Ogbeni, take time.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 4625 Graduates Apply For Amotekun Job In Osun by TheFacelessMan: 11:44am On Jun 30, 2020

I am the Head of Amotekun's Cybersecurity & Digital Warfare Division.

I am currently screening all the applicants. angry

Any fake Date Of Birth.... na Heaven/ Hell, straight!

[img]https://media./images/3ff850ba2ca92fbd1e6e70c45c4d4e8f/tenor.gif[/img]

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Culture › Re: Christie Sells Nigerian Statues Of Igbo Deities That Were Looted by TheFacelessMan: 11:33am On Jun 30, 2020

onlinestaff2020:
If these artifacts costs a lot, why not make more and export outside the shores of Nigeria, in order to make foreign currencies by our local artists.

Nope.

There's a premium placed on antique pieces. The older, the more it's likely valued.

Yes the 2020 creations would be bought by casual tourists, but the millionaires and billionaires would meet in auction houses.

Travel › Re: See Beautiful Pictures Of Underwater Restaurant In The Indian Ocean by TheFacelessMan: 8:38am On Jun 30, 2020

Thanks to Nairaland, I got the idea to go to this one :

Politics › Re: Babangida And Aikhomu Decorating Abacha With His New Rank (Throwback Photo) by TheFacelessMan: 7:13am On Jun 29, 2020*

Mafioso.

Abacha had balls of steel.

Read several coup speeches. If a coup fails, that's a near automatic death sentence.

@naptu2 - You, Sir really educate me here. I liked the clarification provided on the issues with hierarchy. Thank you as always for quality content.

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Sports › Re: Longest Active Player Ever In The NBA, Vince Carter Retires After 22 Seasons. by TheFacelessMan(op): 11:50am On Jun 28, 2020

Seun, lalasticlala. FP!

Education › Re: Is There A Course You Will Advise A Jambite Not To Study? by TheFacelessMan: 1:08pm On Jun 26, 2020

GEJ studied BSc Zoology and became a President.

Of course, it doesn't always work that way but...

In response to the OP's last paragraph...

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This An Offer Letter Or A Threat by TheFacelessMan: 10:54am On Jun 26, 2020

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This An Offer Letter Or A Threat by TheFacelessMan: 10:28am On Jun 26, 2020*

Sports › Re: Longest Active Player Ever In The NBA, Vince Carter Retires After 22 Seasons. by TheFacelessMan(op): 9:21am On Jun 26, 2020*

Cc honeric01, semid4lyfe, mynd44 and OAM4J

To the FP! cool

Sports › Re: Longest Active Player Ever In The NBA, Vince Carter Retires After 22 Seasons. by TheFacelessMan(op): 11:12pm On Jun 25, 2020

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Sports › Re: Longest Active Player Ever In The NBA, Vince Carter Retires After 22 Seasons. by TheFacelessMan(op): 11:11pm On Jun 25, 2020

"Half man, half amazing"

Thank you for all the good memories! My favourite player of all time!

Best ever dunker! cool

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GleefulUniqueGraysquirrel-size_restricted.gif

Vince Carter at 6 ft 6 inches jumps over a 7 feet 2 inches tall Frederic Weis of France at the 2000 Olympic Games

https://gifs.gifburger.com/167-vince-carter-best-alley-oop-dunk-of-all-time-mar-08-2000.gif

Sports › Longest Active Player Ever In The NBA, Vince Carter Retires After 22 Seasons. by TheFacelessMan(op): 11:10pm On Jun 25, 2020*

After 22 seasons in the NBA, Vince Carter is hanging up his threads and calling it a career.

The 43-year-old on Thursday announced that he is "officially done playing basketball professionally" on his podcast "Winging It With Vince Carter."

Carter is the only player in NBA history to play 22 seasons, and the only one to play in four different decades (1990s, 2000s, 2010s,& 2020s).

Carter had previously announced that the one-year deal he signed with the Atlanta Hawks for the 2019-2020 season would be his last. However, after the season was abruptly suspended on March 11 due to the pandemic, his playing career was left hanging in the balance.

The NBA announced plans to restart the season in July at Disney's Wide World of Sports Complex near Orlando with 22 teams. However, the Hawks were one of the eight teams that were not invited due to its poor record.

Carter began his career in 1998 with the Toronto Raptors, where he won Rookie of the Year in his first season. He would go on to make eight All-Star teams.

The high-flying guard was known for his acrobatic dunks, and he is widely considered one of the all-time great dunkers. He won the dunk contest in 2000 in one of the greatest showcases in league history.

Across his 22-season career, he played for the Toronto Raptors, New Jersey Nets, Orlando Magic, Phoenix Suns, Dallas Mavericks, Memphis Grizzlies, Sacramento Kings and the Atlanta Hawks.

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/06/25/us/vince-carter-retirement-spt-trnd/index.html

Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu: The Drug Dealer Who Wants To Rule Nigeria by TheFacelessMan: 12:13am On Jun 25, 2020

Hotfreezer:
Fine character like Jimi Agbaje?

Since you don't hate Yorubas, why don't you make the same Jimi Agbaje your Governor in Abia state where your parents are drinking kerosene.

Bro, what are your thoughts on Tinubu vs the North? I really respect your analysis of political issues. Thanks.

PearlStreet, Okoyiboz, EponOjuku, Hotfreeze, Wickedfact, Wickedfacts....

Which is current? cheesy

Crime › Re: ₦550 Million From Malaysia Found In A Teacher's Account In Anambra by TheFacelessMan: 5:34am On Jun 20, 2020

Sports › Re: Kobe Bryant's Pilot Thought He Was Climbing While Descending - NTSB Report by TheFacelessMan: 6:40pm On Jun 18, 2020

logon599:
In secondary school I rewrote an entire version of Firefox by hand for my brother who was also an action novel lover like me, and I named mine Firewolf My brother hadn't heard about the book and I wanted to show him I was skilled in writing action stories the things we've done sha

Ah nice!

Did you read Firefox, the very small adapted version or the bigger novel?

Lemme Google the cover. I read the small one as a teen. I bought the bigger one but i haven't had the time to read it, I hope it would be worth my time. It is somewhere on my shelf.

Sports › Re: Kobe Bryant's Pilot Thought He Was Climbing While Descending - NTSB Report by TheFacelessMan: 12:39pm On Jun 18, 2020

Many years back.... i felt the same too.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AromaticAmbitiousFurseal-size_restricted.gif

I was part of an audacious plot to steal a stealth plane from the Russian Airforce.

I could tell a story, but Kobe's end was tragic.....

By the way, my story would have been a rip-off grin

of FIREFOX, a book by Craig Thomas - I recommend!

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Family › Re: See What I Saw On My Brother's Phone. I'm Absolutely Confused. by TheFacelessMan: 8:48pm On Jun 17, 2020

TheFacelessMan:

That's how i almost died.

Nneka was playing Candy Crush when she saw "I want the honey" in a SMS...

I heard a loud scream while in the shower and dashed out naked and with soap all over my body.....

I saw a meat cleaver in her hand and bloodlust in her eyes , a psychotic look with her face all crazy advancing towards me.

She had covered the 10 metres between us in 5 seconds flat before my brains told my legs to "Vamooze"

"Swoosh".... i heard the blade whistle and my upper left bicep spurted blood.

We circled each other like 2 crazy lovers. I had put a couch between us.

I already sweating under all the soap and battling not to skid and fall on the floor....blood pouring everywhere.....

We heard a brief knock on the door and my Sister said " Obinna, where's the honey i asked for "?

To be continued.....

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