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Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by TheFacelessMan: 5:09pm On Jul 15, 2019
I was offered a mere 10 million USD to off a West African dictator. angry

I eventually did it for free tongue

CrimeRe: CRUTECH Student shot Dead Immediately After Final Exam In Cross River (Graphic) by TheFacelessMan: 4:48pm On Jul 15, 2019
angry

Damn graphic!

If an ex assassin can say this...hmmmm.

Blood in, blood out!.
CelebritiesRe: Firdous Inumidun Ajoke Adebayo: Femi Adebayo Celebrates His Daughter's Birthday by TheFacelessMan: 4:47pm On Jul 15, 2019
farem:
Sad-u-see, that's all you can see there.
This guy is miles ahead of you in many ways- academically inclusive
Femi Adebayo read Law at UNILORIN if i am not mistaken...
SportsRe: Tunisia Vs Nigeria: AFCON Third Place (0 - 1) Full Time by TheFacelessMan: 4:41pm On Jul 15, 2019
Buckubuck:
You didn't finish the story. What abt the thunder that fired you afterwards. Kindly describe it graphically as you did the own goal
Lol. Funny guy cheesy
SportsRe: Riyad Mahrez: "Super Eagles Were Very Good, This Match Was The Hardest" by TheFacelessMan: 11:08am On Jul 15, 2019
The kin ORORO (groundnut oil) this guy dey put for him hair.... grin

SportsRe: The Golden Goal : Nigeria vs Brazil. World Cup Final by TheFacelessMan(op): 10:30am On Jul 15, 2019
ReeLoaDead:
OP. Where did you copy this from?
FIFA website. Check it there nah.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Reconciles With Dimeji Bankole At His Mother's Burial (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 9:55am On Jul 15, 2019
What's the fight between them?

Was it when Dino's top was torn? Was he fighting Bankole's people?
PoliticsRe: Check Out This Shocking Revelation From Hausa Men On Super Eagles Before The Mat by TheFacelessMan:
aewhydot:
An Hausa man may not know how to pronounce "DEFEAT" correctly, he will never spell it as "DEPEAT".

Let's be careful of what we share please
YungMillionaire:
I will not be surprised if those handles were created by Nnamdi cownu boys
PlayerMeji:
Let someone with clearer head come to attest to his belief that the writers of these racial slurs are real Hausa muslims.
It is a stereotype that Hausas don't particularly trust/like Igbos especially with power. Maybe true / false.

BUT from what i know, a Hausa doesn't express such vitriol like that.

Most of the inciting posts, we ALL know the people creating them and they know themselves.

Even from this thread, it's very easy to see
FamilyRe: How Can I Do Away With My Wife? ( Correct Or Divorce Her) by TheFacelessMan: 11:59pm On Jul 14, 2019
cheesy

Don't listen to the kids screaming DIVORCE.

Her vice isn't a pleasant one but still one that can be corrected with A LOT of patience

I can recommend divorce for cheating but even that...believe me, some spouses cheat and still don't divorce.
SportsRe: Tunisia Vs Nigeria: AFCON Third Place (0 - 1) Full Time by TheFacelessMan: 11:47pm On Jul 14, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
It was the world cup final of 1980.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/a3/9b/51a39b868da05d0b70afb848219c9069.gif

We met Brazil in the final and we battled them to a 0-0 in the 90th minute.


I got a pass at the center circle and as the ball came to me mid air.... i saw 2 Brazilians closing on me


I controlled the ball and did an elegant, sleek 360 degrees spin.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnequaledClearcutDachshund-size_restricted.gif

Focusing solely on the ball, i knew there was absolutely no time to waste. I hit the ball with all my strength....

The ball flew with the force and velocity of a bullet .....flying through the air like a comet...90yards.

The whole stadium had fallen silent in those final seconds of the match; they all drew in their breath in unison....

The keeper dove like Superman...he knew it had to be the save of his life, his entire career but....

The ball escaped his outstretched fingers....passed through the goalposts and kissed the net pushing it backwards.. .

https://i.imgflip.com/35mgl0.gif

GOLLLLLLL in Portuguese

Golazooooooo in Spanish

GOALLLLLL


I ran off to the side of our supporters club waiting for my teammates to crash on me in celebrations.

[img]https://media./images/fed8685532df289abda76239aa672e63/tenor.gif[/img]

I stretched my arms like a Messiah, proud of myself..that's when i saw our fans crying....


I had scored an OWN goal cry cry cry
CrimeRe: Outrage As Northern Brothers Fight Each Other In Kano State by TheFacelessMan:
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CelebritiesRe: Northern Actors Uncomfortable Acting In The South — Ali Nuhu by TheFacelessMan: 10:37pm On Jul 14, 2019
grin

Simply because the South don't do Indian dances and use auto-tune

If you have watched a single Hausa movie, you would know what i am talking about

CelebritiesRe: Dangote Hosts Anthony Joshua And Sister On His Boat Ride (photos) by TheFacelessMan: 10:28pm On Jul 14, 2019
hisroyalrealnes:
When is he going to Ijebu Ode for d blow and fall Jazz undecided
This is always on my mind
SportsRe: AFCON 2019 Final: Senegal Vs Algeria On Friday 19th July By 8pm by TheFacelessMan: 9:45pm On Jul 14, 2019
angry
SportsRe: Senegal Vs Algeria: AFCON Finals (0 - 1) Full Time by TheFacelessMan:
TheFacelessMan:
It was the world cup final of 1980.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/a3/9b/51a39b868da05d0b70afb848219c9069.gif

We met Brazil in the final and we battled them to a 0-0 in the 90th minute.


I got a pass at the center circle and as the ball came to me mid air.... i saw 2 Brazilians closing on me


I controlled the ball and did an elegant, sleek 360 degrees spin.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnequaledClearcutDachshund-size_restricted.gif

Focusing solely on the ball, i knew there was absolutely no time to waste. I hit the ball with all my strength....

The ball flew with the force and velocity of a bullet .....flying through the air like a comet...90yards.

The whole stadium had fallen silent in those final seconds of the match; they all drew in their breath in unison....

The keeper dove like Superman...he knew it had to be the save of his life, his entire career but....

The ball escaped his outstretched fingers....passed through the goalposts and kissed the net pushing it backwards.. .

https://i.imgflip.com/35mgl0.gif

GOLLLLLLL in Portuguese

Golazooooooo in Spanish

GOALLLLLL


I ran off to the side of our supporters club waiting for my teammates to crash on me in celebrations.

[img]https://media./images/fed8685532df289abda76239aa672e63/tenor.gif[/img]

I stretched my arms like a Messiah, proud of myself..that's when i saw our fans crying....


I had scored an OWN goal cry cry cry
SportsRe: AFCON Final Algeria vs Senegal July 19, 2019 8Pm by TheFacelessMan: 9:43pm On Jul 14, 2019
cool
FashionRe: Contestants Of The 2019 Model Look By Mr University Africa by TheFacelessMan: 9:01pm On Jul 14, 2019
There's one old picture of a black model who looked like Michael Essien the Chelsea/ Ghanaian footballer.

He had a red / maroon towel around his waist....

His 6 packs was unlike any other!

Where's the picture sef?
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Names Cabinet (Full List) by TheFacelessMan: 8:14pm On Jul 14, 2019
donphilopus:
BTW, I can see names from one particular region. Seems those other guys from the other part have taught their colleagues from this part how not to engage others. shocked shocked

It's a welcome development if you ask me. You can't be benefiting from us when we ain't benefiting from you.
Lagos is no man's land nah grin

See plenty ethnic groups for the list

CelebritiesRe: Dangote Hosts Anthony Joshua And Sister On His Boat Ride (photos) by TheFacelessMan: 7:58pm On Jul 14, 2019
His sister is hot. I have no other description.

I would risk his punches for her.
PoliticsRe: Supporters Of Zakzaky Hold Rally In Washington DC, London And Turkey by TheFacelessMan: 7:39pm On Jul 14, 2019
emmy512:
How they man come get followers like this.

I think it's all propaganda by foregnf bodies to cause a worldwide issue arround this case

Do these people know who he is see?

Or they just got placards from local man's mosque.
Not really foreign propaganda.

The Shias ( the sect ElZakZaky belongs to) simply united and the association in Nigeria can write to whatever global bodies they have.

All it would take for them is to design and print out posters and organize simultaneous protests worldwide
PoliticsRe: Supporters Of Zakzaky Hold Rally In Washington DC, London And Turkey by TheFacelessMan: 7:33pm On Jul 14, 2019
cheesy

LOUDER!!!

[img]https://i./7vqT.gif[/img]
RomanceRe: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by TheFacelessMan: 5:53pm On Jul 14, 2019

RomanceRe: Help! My Mother In Law Wants To Ruin My Marriage. by TheFacelessMan: 5:53pm On Jul 14, 2019
A man needs a name. angry

Vallar Morghulis
CrimeRe: Nigerian Soldiers Escorting VIP Steal ‘billions’, Desert The Nigerian Army by TheFacelessMan:
PS - How did a Major General get to have billion(s)?

Anyways...


In 1994, i was in the Strike Force of a dark goggled General.

This is the true story of how foreign reserves of FGN reduced by 1 billion USD in a single night...
CrimeRe: Rich Yahoo Boy Runs Mad, Confesses Using His Dad For Money Ritual (video) by TheFacelessMan: 5:46pm On Jul 14, 2019
The Ritual....


( i have a nice horror story lined up. I don't want to write something long and a MOD would delete....)

I might complete it later. It's nice wink
SportsRe: Algeria Vs Nigeria: AFCON Semi-Finals (2 - 1) Full Time by TheFacelessMan: 2:54pm On Jul 14, 2019
robosky02:
Ok
Pls put my story up here instead of the space wasted tongue
SportsRe: The Golden Goal : Nigeria vs Brazil. World Cup Final by TheFacelessMan(op):
CrimeRe: Malaysia-based Man Narrates How His Brother Almost Killed Him As He Came To Back by TheFacelessMan: 11:13am On Jul 14, 2019
The surgical room looks like an abattoir. undecided

If a so-called sibling can do this to one...what would an enemy do ?


Well...many years back, I was the heir to the throne of IluEkun Kingdom....

This is the true story of how i was attacked by my 43 siblings...
SportsRe: Algeria Vs Nigeria: AFCON Semi-Finals (2 - 1) Full Time by TheFacelessMan: 11:12am On Jul 14, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
It was the world cup final of 1980.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/a3/9b/51a39b868da05d0b70afb848219c9069.gif

We met Brazil in the final and we battled them to a 0-0 in the 90th minute.


I got a pass at the center circle and as the ball came to me mid air.... i saw 2 Brazilians closing on me


I controlled the ball and did an elegant, sleek 360 degrees spin.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnequaledClearcutDachshund-size_restricted.gif

Focusing solely on the ball, i knew there was absolutely no time to waste. I hit the ball with all my strength....

The ball flew with the force and velocity of a bullet .....flying through the air like a comet...90yards.

The whole stadium had fallen silent in those final seconds of the match; they all drew in their breath in unison....

The keeper dove like Superman...he knew it had to be the save of his life, his entire career but....

The ball escaped his outstretched fingers....passed through the goalposts and kissed the net pushing it backwards.. .

https://i.imgflip.com/35mgl0.gif

GOLLLLLLL in Portuguese

Golazooooooo in Spanish

GOALLLLLL


I ran off to the side of our supporters club waiting for my teammates to crash on me in celebrations.

I stretched my arms like a Messiah, proud of myself..that's when i saw our fans crying....


I had scored an OWN goal cry cry cry
SportsThe Golden Goal : Nigeria vs Brazil. World Cup Final by TheFacelessMan(op):
It was the world cup final of 1980.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/a3/9b/51a39b868da05d0b70afb848219c9069.gif

We met Brazil in the final and we battled them to a 0-0 in the 90th minute.


I got a pass at the center circle and as the ball came to me mid air.... i saw 2 Brazilians closing on me


I controlled the ball and did an elegant, sleek 360 degrees spin.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnequaledClearcutDachshund-size_restricted.gif

Focusing solely on the ball, i knew there was absolutely no time to waste. I hit the ball with all my strength....

The ball flew with the force and velocity of a bullet .....flying through the air like a comet...90yards.

The whole stadium had fallen silent in those final seconds of the match; they all drew in their breath in unison....

The keeper dove like Superman...he knew it had to be the save of his life, his entire career but....

The ball escaped his outstretched fingers....passed through the goalposts and kissed the net pushing it backwards.. .

https://i.imgflip.com/35mgl0.gif

GOLLLLLLL in Portuguese

Golazooooooo in Spanish

GOALLLLLL


I ran off to the side of our supporters club waiting for my teammates to crash on me in celebrations.

[img]https://media./images/fed8685532df289abda76239aa672e63/tenor.gif[/img]

I stretched my arms like a Messiah, proud of myself..that's when i saw our fans crying....


I had scored an OWN goal cry cry cry
CelebritiesRe: Snoop Dogg Shared DJ Computer Love "2 Fighting" Music Video, Deletes It After by TheFacelessMan: 5:07pm On Jul 13, 2019
Caleycash:
Caleycash to his spermbank wh0re mother:
To your mother and generation, slowpoke!
BusinessRe: Customs Import Prohibition List. Numbers 16 & 23 Are Car Related (full List) by TheFacelessMan: 3:01pm On Jul 13, 2019
angry

As long as the FG doesn't ban what i use at work.

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