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![]() As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy I was at the aisle farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!" [img]https://media1./images/20f243e697a63f526fc9a81600daed50/tenor.gif?itemid=4885182[/img] 1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings. I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good. 1 was guarding the entrance, 1 robbing customers and the last 1 was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best. Back to my story, where was I? I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs. I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C. BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman. " BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not ![]() The gunshots were loud and deafening. Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back. Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3. I turned to face the last one at the counter. All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds...... I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me I looked at the CCTV AND................................................... My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras I heard movement behind me A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!! https://31.media.tumblr.com/715b9dcb7ae640885b2c0779421c8d43/tumblr_n27d8w1j4p1sr1lf3o1_500.gif I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes. I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker ![]() Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye. Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me The End. Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" ![]()
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uduak2016:You actually sound very jealous and in severe pains Take heart.
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![]() James Cameron waited too long to release Avatar 2. BUT he's The Man and can't be rushed. I remember how Terminator: Judgement Day blew everyone away.... He then followed up with Titanic, then Avatar. |
dominique:That is what annoys me the most. 'Nigerian doctors are useless.. UK /US, here i come" They never ever try to see positives in Nigeria. If you ask their personal contributions to improving the situation.... SILENCE. |
Ruined his life over sex. Useless guy. |
Buhari should manage the situation well or... Generations after him would suffer the consequences. These guys are angry and fearless plus Well funded with global reach. A stitch in time... |
BruncleZuma: ![]() Coming from a closeted bigot whose most intelligent response to anti - government articles is " " Grow up sonny. Many see through the foolishness. Don't feel bad if you are not smart enough to understand my stories. Those intelligent enough are entertained. All ![]() |
Generally the standard of education is bad in Nigeria but the North is exceptional! I was wooing a lady who was in her final year, studying English language and she could not communicate in the language. I have heard stories of graduates from there who couldn't write their own names during NYSC - i felt there were exaggerations But these stories as far fetched as they might seem, are often true. |
losky83:I don't wanna laugh on such a thread but this is so very true... |
BruncleZuma:You seem so sure who fired the fatal bullet. Learn to reason objectively. This is not the time to take sides; it's tasteless. |
![]() This Life... he woke up this morning probably with plans for 2020.... 2023 after Buhari....wedding of his kids... what he would eat for dinner this night. All that gone! The unpredictable nature of Death is just mindboggling |
respect80:What the tonyebarcanista guy doesn't know is that he can actually be picked up for writing an obviously inciting comment. The pictures of bleeding people showed clearly what the situation was like.... but showing a Policeman carrying a tyre and ascribing his intentions as premeditated arson to frame Shiites ? Is he a mindreader ? For the record, i am not a Buhari fan too and I feel he should release ElZakZaky for peace to reign but i wouldn't be so stupid to write partisan comments that can cause legal troubles. The DSS can pick him up... the Police can arrest him saying they were simply creating a barricade. |
TonyeBarcanista:This particular picture shows your partisan nature. The rest make sense and speak for themselves. But "so as to credit it to Shiites" Are you a mindreader ? Be careful starting what you can't finish.... my 2 cents |
And his name ? Lemme get my glasses ... https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JaggedPreciousJavalina-size_restricted.gif AGAIN?! |
comshots:Do you think these guys have the same level of resources and support systems as Tompolo? If you steal as much as this from a senior Army officer, that's when you would know Nigerian Army isn't as incompetent as their image portrays. Cc Grossprice. |
KidsNEXTdoor:Keep quiet! What he said is inhumane but YOU are known for not caring if lives are lost as long as they are Yoruba. You are just as despicable as he is. |
greggng:You are THIRSTY! Pun intended! ![]() |
My own addiction is energy drinks.... Don't know when to stop! |
I am so shocked with the level of incompetence of most that work with Buhari... GEJ was terrible but still had some bright minds with him BUT this is stupidity on another level! Another President would sack an aide for being this reckless! This idiot just ignited another fire....Vultures like Reno & FFK would scramble to douse it with petrol. They are typing a response as i just did. ![]() |
jaxxy:In office premises? Are you kidding ? Do they own the building or Access Bank? |
richiepolymer:This is what we patiently try to explain to SE people. This Kperoggi is playing with their brains just like Reno, FFK and Kanu do. Hausas are very very savvy politically. They want ONE Nigeria at all cost. They benefit far more than contribute to the status quo. They know if a Northerner succeeds Buhari, the South might revolt. So they would go with who they trust more. TRUST, not love. It sure wouldn't be SE. Even Kperoggi, Reno et al. would laugh at all the stupid anti Tinubu comments. In this regime, against all odds, Yorubas have Number 2 and 4 positions. Even Bukola Saraki, ex 3 hiding under the Yoruba/Fulani cloak is Yoruba. These dumbos think it's all by chance ![]() |
![]() Years back, i was an infantry man in the Congolese Army. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ImpishThankfulBeetle-small.gif While on a reconnaissance mission, we got ambushed. It was an unfair contest, we were outnumbered and outgunned 10 to 1. ![]() Out of nowhere, a small ball came from the sky and i heard "GRENADE" Seconds before i heard a deafening explosion, felt excruciating pain and DARKNESS..... I heard grown men screaming, i smelt the coppery scent of fresh blood, my body aching all over and DARKNESS as i fell unconscious again. I was woken up by the buzzing of millions of flies and a sharp searing pain on my left leg..... I looked down and i saw i was covered from knee down with....... [img]https:///media/8-29-2015/g7SdOU.gif[/img] VULTURES!!!! I was being eaten alive! They were as startled as i was and they flew off with my blood dripping from their beaks, strands of meat on their ugly necks. They flew off just far enough from my reach..... watching me with beady evil eyes. The scent of the blood pouring from my leg was irresistible and they moved closer and closer.... I shouted, they flew off, they moved closer and i shouted. We repeated this cycle till they realized my shouts were impotent and They became BOLDER, striding forward confident, I was LUNCH and they wouldn't be denied |
DavidEsq:Actually read the Hadley Chase. Read 88/92 available books... Vultures would do exactly as described. I hope you don't find out by experience. |
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![]() RIP. This loss can't be described. Unlike some other jobs were the training required is not so much, Filling into his shoes is like YOU with a week's notice having to fight the Heavyweight boxing champion or Doing brain surgery. So sad! RIP man! |
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![]() Years back, i was an infantry man in the Congolese Army. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ImpishThankfulBeetle-small.gif While on a reconnaissance mission, we got ambushed. It was an unfair contest, we were outnumbered and outgunned 10 to 1. ![]() Out of nowhere, a small ball came from the sky and i heard "GRENADE" Seconds before i heard a deafening explosion, felt excruciating pain and DARKNESS..... I heard grown men screaming, i smelt the coppery scent of fresh blood, my body aching all over and DARKNESS as i fell unconscious again. I was woken up by the buzzing of millions of flies and a sharp searing pain on my left leg..... I looked down and i saw i was covered from knee down with....... [img]https:///media/8-29-2015/g7SdOU.gif[/img] VULTURES!!!! I was being eaten alive! They were as startled as i was and they flew off with my blood dripping from their beaks, strands of meat on their ugly necks. They flew off just far enough from my reach..... watching me with beady evil eyes. The scent of the blood pouring from my leg was irresistible and they moved closer and closer.... I shouted, they flew off, they moved closer and i shouted. We repeated this cycle till they realized my shouts were impotent and They became BOLDER, striding forward confident, I was LUNCH and they wouldn't be denied |
![]() So touching. Mothers are the best.. That reminds me of an encounter i had rescuing someone from an inferno back in the days. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HairyMammothArctichare-size_restricted.gif I was quietly smoking my marijuana and blasting Bob Marley's songs ... when i started smelling what was definitely not weed ![]() Thick smoke was billowing from bellow the door next to mine. I banged my shoulder into the door, crashing in and my left shoulder turned instantly into half-cooked suya. ![]() I saw this girl lying down, crying weakly, all the curtains and the couches were ablaze Everything i touched seared my palms so i rushed into the bathroom to look for something wet to douse the fire between us. I wrapped the girl in the towel and i discovered the entrance was aflame and no way out ![]() I took her in my arms, took a running start and crashed through the window facing the street. There was a loud WHOOSH and the increase of oxygen made the fire roar louder behind us. While plunging through the air, i remembered to my dismay that........ WE LIVE ON THE 5TH FLOOR!!! [img]https://media./images/50d98e7ec2398b81fbc588bea3c3b52e/tenor.gif[/img] TO BE CONTINUED... ![]() Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" ![]() |
.He would claim the money was meant for the Army and not himself. His godfathers and peers would intervene, palms greased.... Story would die and the AWOL guys ? Their lives ain't worth a nickel any more. They should cut all ties from their families and stay away from countries with big Nigerian populations. Anyone caught would be tortured till he spills every info he has and then offed. |
![]() I invented an atomic bomb in 1919. The British threw me in KiriKiri version 1 |
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