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 Crime › Re: Cult to Church - True Story Of A Hitman (GRAPHIC IMAGES - VIEWER'S DISCRETION) by TheFacelessMan(op): 2:23pm On Jul 28, 2019*. Modified: 10:12am On Jul 29, 2019 |
HedwigesMaduro:In a lot of my stories.. i always promote the Yoruba culture. The in-joke was they were Yoruba and not Samaritans, but you were not intelligent enough to deduce that. Besides this happened in South West, Nigeria. What language did you expect them to speak? RUSSIAN ? O da pe o ti fagbo abi iru oro didinrin wo niyen ? 38 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Cult to Church - True Story Of A Hitman (GRAPHIC IMAGES - VIEWER'S DISCRETION) by TheFacelessMan(op): 2:07pm On Jul 28, 2019 |
Commander008:Shhhhh.... no loud am. 4 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Arrested 'Aye' cultist Threatens to Kill All The Policemen Behind His Arrest by TheFacelessMan: 2:05pm On Jul 28, 2019 |
Brainboxfid:Tell him to contact him. I would straighten him out. Life is precious, my dear |
| Food › Re: NAFDAC Warns Nigerians On Consumption Of Animal Hides And Skin (ponmo) As Food by TheFacelessMan: 1:54pm On Jul 28, 2019*. Modified: 2:47pm On Jul 28, 2019 |
 [img]http:///media/12-24-2016/E1c7QP.gif[/img] Mama Basira .. 2 more pieces of PONMO PS - read the true story of how a cult hitman became a Pastor. Graphic! Viewer's discretion. https://www.nairaland.com/5326763/cult-church-true-story-hitman 52 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Teacher Arrested For Allegedly Raping 17-year-old Student Inside Biology Lab by TheFacelessMan: 1:46pm On Jul 28, 2019 |
Open and shut case. Just give him at least 20 years. He admitted the attempt. |
| Crime › Re: Cult to Church - True Story Of A Hitman (GRAPHIC IMAGES - VIEWER'S DISCRETION) by TheFacelessMan(op): 1:35pm On Jul 28, 2019*. Modified: 9:21pm On Jul 28, 2019 |
Neoteny: 8 Likes 1 Share
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| Crime › Re: Arrested 'Aye' cultist Threatens to Kill All The Policemen Behind His Arrest by TheFacelessMan: 1:32pm On Jul 28, 2019 |
Seventy7kings:PLEASE quote my story and put it up there. You wasted precious FP space [img]https://media1./images/5a7af647680b1cbb8cb9277b33d713ce/tenor.gif?itemid=10794904[/img] I was the overall leader of the x0X0x gang. I would not bore you with my bloody rise to the top taking lives... GIF The other side of me was a medical student, caring and saving lives. During my final exams at 600 level, To be continued.....check my profile... https://www.nairaland.com/5326763/cult-church-true-story-hitman |
| Education › Re: The Letter From Senior Staff Of ABU, Zaria That Is Trending Online by TheFacelessMan: 1:10pm On Jul 28, 2019 |
I can write 10 stories out of this letter only! Haba! 3 Likes
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| Crime › Re: Cult to Church - True Story Of A Hitman (GRAPHIC IMAGES - VIEWER'S DISCRETION) by TheFacelessMan(op): 12:58pm On Jul 28, 2019*. Modified: 12:15am On Jul 29, 2019 |
Part 4 : I was bleeding from all my pores, it seemed.  "Is this how i was going to die ? " An adult Male has on the average 4.5 - 5.5 liters of blood. I had lost more than half of that.... it was only a matter of time before i had multiple organ failure.. I dragged myself from the scene.... I wasn't going to wait around for the police. How would i explain the 4 cadavers ? I saw a light in the distance and crawled towards it [img]https://dalappleblush.files./2016/06/gif_xavier-wounded-and-crawling.gif[/img] 8 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Cult to Church - True Story Of A Hitman (GRAPHIC IMAGES - VIEWER'S DISCRETION) by TheFacelessMan(op): 12:53pm On Jul 28, 2019*. Modified: 12:07am On Jul 29, 2019 |
DISCLAIMER: This story might seem colourful and eventful but this is a true life story. I have written many fictional stories but this is not made up! See attached the newspaper clipping. We need this on Frontpage, 3 Likes
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| Crime › Re: Cult to Church - True Story Of A Hitman (GRAPHIC IMAGES - VIEWER'S DISCRETION) by TheFacelessMan(op): 12:52pm On Jul 28, 2019*. Modified: 11:39pm On Jul 28, 2019 |
Part 3 2 / 2 = ? .... 4 - 2 = ? YES, i had reduced the odds against me. But the other 2 goons weren't spectators admiring my fighting skills... The leader walked up to me to shoot me pointblank.  I pretended not to notice how close he was till i did this https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PointlessSecondAmericanredsquirrel-size_restricted.gif Guess what happened next ? His brain matter relocated from his skull of course! I was at least nice enough to make it quick. I had forgotten the last guy till i felt a flash of red hot pain in my side as he stabbed me to the hilt. [img]https://media1./images/2809308dae94fe93a7bd3bc76237dc18/tenor.gif?itemid=5548924[/img] I pulled the knife from my side and some of my intestines spilled out getting some fresh air I used the knife to slash the femoral artery in his thigh. He would bleed out.... i just needed to fight him for some mins, maybe 5. He instinctively bent down to stop the blood spurting from his thigh and i used the opportunity to strangle him. [img]https:///media/7-28-2019/XfVcSz.gif[/img] He thrashed around, fighting for his life while i stared at the beautiful stars in the night sky.... 14 Likes 2 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Cult to Church - True Story Of A Hitman (GRAPHIC IMAGES - VIEWER'S DISCRETION) by TheFacelessMan(op): 12:30pm On Jul 28, 2019*. Modified: 1:28pm On Jul 28, 2019 |
Part 2 : They rushed me. It is only in Chinese movies that the bad guys come one by one. https://66.media.tumblr.com/621995bf16916201daee87d18b5d5149/tumblr_n5hqi2cOT81txzmuao8_500.gif I had to think very fast or my life was forfeit. I half took off my lab coat leaving it on my left forearm. Using my right, I quickly wrapped it tight as the first machete descended...... Destination, my skull I parried the blow and with the same swift movement, used his momentum to crash his head into the windows. I slammed a hard fist into the groin of the 2nd guy and then broke his wrist - Future children - ZERO, 6 months of eating with left hand [img]https:///media/7-28-2019/0PTdAo.gif[/img] 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: Arrested 'Aye' cultist Threatens to Kill All The Policemen Behind His Arrest by TheFacelessMan: 11:54am On Jul 28, 2019 |
fordunit:Na una dey spoil film for middle say Jon Snow eventually die Na true life story by the way....how i became a Man of God 4 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Arrested 'Aye' cultist Threatens to Kill All The Policemen Behind His Arrest by TheFacelessMan: 11:28am On Jul 28, 2019 |
otherway:Please let me finish. I became a born again at the end of the story. Maybe i was even your Pastor this morning...who knows? Where do you worship? 2 Likes |
| Crime › Cult to Church - True Story Of A Hitman (GRAPHIC IMAGES - VIEWER'S DISCRETION) by TheFacelessMan(op): 11:18am On Jul 28, 2019*. Modified: 1:11am On Jul 29, 2019 |
Say NO to cultism. Nothing to be gained! This is 100% a true life story.... I was the overall leader of the x.X.x somewhere in the South West, Nigeria. I would not bore you with my bloody rise to the top taking lives... [img]https://media1./images/5a7af647680b1cbb8cb9277b33d713ce/tenor.gif?itemid=10794904[/img] The other side of me was a medical student, caring and saving lives. [img]https://media./images/89c1fd5688d7957ae85f55e5cd8d4155/tenor.gif[/img] Sometime in 1997, there was a skirmish with the M**** Cult and they sent a hit squad after me. They targeted when i would be most vulnerable- my final exams at 600 level. Maybe i was distracted with the steeplechase exams the next day...maybe i was getting too old and careless. I was walking alone that fateful night, dashing to get a cab home from the library. There were 4 guys in the squad, all in blue with bandanas covering their faces. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ClosedGlumEuropeanpolecat-size_restricted.gif The guy i assumed to be the leader, stepped forward and said : "Capo your time is up. Blood in, blood out..... " He then shot 3 times in the air. People quickly shut their windows. No good Samaritans! Maybe they were simply good Yorubas "It would not be quick. Neither will it be painless" He added with a wolfish grin as he holstered the gun. They all brought out the most evil looking shiny axes and machetes you could imagine .Though i had taken many lives, i was very selfish about keeping mine! 25 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: Arrested 'Aye' cultist Threatens to Kill All The Policemen Behind His Arrest by TheFacelessMan: 10:57am On Jul 28, 2019*. Modified: 12:31pm On Jul 28, 2019 |
[img]https://media1./images/5a7af647680b1cbb8cb9277b33d713ce/tenor.gif?itemid=10794904[/img] I was the overall leader of the x0X0x gang. I would not bore you with my bloody rise to the top taking lives... GIF The other side of me was a medical student, caring and saving lives. During my final exams at 600 level, To be continued.....check my profile... 5 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Posing As Police Officers Steal Gold Worth ₦14b From Brazil Airpor by TheFacelessMan: 10:21pm On Jul 27, 2019 |
DavidEsq:Terrible thing is that Seun on whose behalf they act would probably understand the value of great comments/stories. Nairaland would have had the first refusal for my stories. Why chase someone who would likely liven up the site ? |
| Literature › Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by TheFacelessMan(op): 6:51pm On Jul 27, 2019 |
Nostradamus:Non-fiction. I can provide GPS coordinates to the cemetery. I hope you wouldn't meet the hyena though... |
| Culture › Re: Lady Agreed Married A Dead Man (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 11:42pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
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| Politics › Re: Governor Bala Mohammed Marries Second Wife (Wedding Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 11:01pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
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| Literature › Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by TheFacelessMan(op): 10:45pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
adigun98:It is, i can give you the GPS coordinates of the burial ground. Whatever you meet there, you are O.Y.O that is On Your Own. I wouldn't be following you. |
| Culture › Re: Lady Agreed Married A Dead Man (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 9:30pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
yhemsy62:Make me |
| Literature › Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by TheFacelessMan(op): 9:05pm On Jul 26, 2019*. Modified: 7:29am On Aug 01, 2019 |
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LimitedJointIndianhare-size_restricted.gif Years back, at Ijebu Ode, I and my friends decided to do money rituals... The herbalist asked us to meet him at the OkuOrun Cemetery at midnight. 4 of us went to the cemetery that night and i shiver recalling the unspeakable things that happened that night... It was dark and so silent we could all hear our hearts beating fast. Halfway through our walk, we heard a horrible guttural sound https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AntiqueUniformIchneumonfly-size_restricted.gif A hyena was snacking on a fresh corpse We interrupted him eating dinner! Have you ever heard a hyena laugh ? It sounds like music Satan would dance to in Hell After a long walk through a maze of grave stones... we got there. https://66.media.tumblr.com/bb6fa4224ae8ab6eab2347b5a142d662/tumblr_ot7d58xcMN1snmmclo1_400.gif The Babalawo instructed us to all strip naked and choose a tomb to stand in front of... We each carried a calabash on our heads containing the offering and Baba started chanting. "NO MATTER WHAT, you MUST NOT LOOK BACK" no matter what! "Eyin oku ati eyin alijanu, omo ni momo eworks, eworks yeeee!" After 20 minutes of incantations, his words started twisting and became strange and... I clearly heard the concrete slab shift beneath me [img]https://media1./images/d717a22663b72209e4b6fcdc329bca08/tenor.gif?itemid=12360474[/img] What happened next is difficult to describe... You know the chill felt against your legs when you open the fridge ? The temperature dropped to subzero... i am not ashamed to say this, i felt something warm trickling down my legs as i peed on myself The cold crept up my ankles... to my calves...my buttocks... waist.... back I felt a presence practically inches behind me and then cold hands of bone on either side of my neck... My hands started trembling with my eyes screwed shut! " AHHHHHHHHHHH" .... and i heard a sound of calabash crashing down and breaking, approximately 2 graves away! That sounded very much like Shola, his nerve must have broken! I heard what seemed like a woman's high pitched evil laughter. https://66.media.tumblr.com/e791b05b08217e2bee6f35e00761ab02/tumblr_n4b0vmxQ4F1rm7jt9o1_400.gif And Shola started making gurgling terrible sounds like he was being strangled... I ran forward without daring to look back chanting " Jesus, Jesus, Jesus" zeetee To be continued ..... Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"  |
| Crime › Re: Police Shoot 3 Armed Robbers Dead In A Failed Bank Robbery In Rivers (Graphic) by TheFacelessMan: 7:58pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
LINTUNE:True life, Sir! |
| Crime › Re: Police Shoot 3 Armed Robbers Dead In A Failed Bank Robbery In Rivers (Graphic) by TheFacelessMan: 7:46pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
odinga1of:Birds of a feather..... |
| Culture › Re: Lady Agreed Married A Dead Man (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 7:33pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
Bozzy001:Ki baba re nah. Emi wa okay. She o ti gbo? |
| Crime › Re: Police Shoot 3 Armed Robbers Dead In A Failed Bank Robbery In Rivers (Graphic) by TheFacelessMan: 7:18pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
raphy:The Memoirs of The Faceless Man featuring the Oscar winner..... The Faceless Man 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Police Shoot 3 Armed Robbers Dead In A Failed Bank Robbery In Rivers (Graphic) by TheFacelessMan: 7:16pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
NaijaOlosho:Baba re ni Lazy Tooth. Give that to a Yoruba to interpret for you. Maybe your father is jobless ....mistaken identity. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Culture › Re: Catriona Laing Visits Ooni Of Ife [photo] by TheFacelessMan: 7:14pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
OkoYibo:My paddy how far? Getting lazy and not stimulated to write original stories jare. Recycling some of the older ones. Do you know anything about opening blogs ? |
| Culture › Re: Catriona Laing Visits Ooni Of Ife [photo] by TheFacelessMan: 7:12pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
Once upon a time...i was a Prince in the Kingdom of Dahomey. I was seated on my throne one honey on each arm...2 lying on my leopard skin rug.... The skin was real! I killed it myself, don't be doubting me! My son, the 35th ? Or 36th one ? I can't remember their numbers, 4 women were claiming they had a package on the way... 0.5 x 4 + 35 = ? Anyways, back to my story.... The boy was running from the direction of the sea, eyes bulging in their sockets, struggling to contain his excitement just like any 4 year old. Forgive me now if i can't recall his name, he was Abdul-something. Who memorizes 35+ names by the way? PAPAAAAA!!!!! He cried out like the cute monkey he was.... Following him closely were my warriors in their full regalia, masks, shields, spears and all... They had a man in between them, his skin was a WHITE as ours was BLACK. His eyes were sea blue unlike our brown ones. The date ? I have forgotten again! It was sometime in the 18th Century, if memory serves me right. To be continued ..... 25 Likes 2 Shares |
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