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https://twitter.com/fkeyamo/status/1955524808067912142?t=N9W1LoRvGH7DF5_1N_92uA&s=19

Reads more like a prisoner exchange situation

TemporaryHansel:
Just watched some videos of the ibom air accident. let's say the truth for once, that passenger was too unruly and violent.

She deserves to be jailed for at least 2 years for that nonsense she pulled there.
The problem with most Nigerians is they like applying emotions to every thing.

This case is quite different from kwam-1 issue, the scope might be similar but it doesn't have this same weight.

What's the punishment for assault, and what's the punishment for "hijacking a plane"?

Also understand that the girl in question wanted to deplane but was prevented from doing so...I guess it's an Air Marshal and not a hair hostess that conducts arrests within a plane, so whatever the air hostess was attempting could as well be classed as an illegal detention.

I believe if things are taken to the letter of the law, the girl would have a more weight case.

raumdeuter:
This is the type of post that mischief makers will be making around, This Adelabu has run for Oyo state governor in 2019 and 2023

Before running for office, the below were his achievements, Let any of those posting nonsense bring out their profile to compare

Profile of Adebayo Adelabu

After getting his first class in accounting from OAU

Adelabu began at PriceWaterhouse (now PwC), spending seven years leading audit and consultancy work for major banks and financial institutions.
In 1999, he was seconded to the Central Bank of Nigeria to lead its “Project EAGLES” re-engineering effort.
In 2000, he joined First Atlantic Bank as Financial Controller, later becoming Chief Inspector and Group Head of National Public Sector Business.
He then moved to Standard Chartered Bank as West African Regional Head of Finance and Strategy

Before becoming Executive Director/Chief Financial Officer of First Bank of Nigeria at age 39.
In 2014, he was appointed Deputy Governor (Operations) of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

So all his colleagues with similar trajectory in private sector have these sort of majestic property to their name

KingTom:
So graduate suppose get small breasts or how?

Lol, I mean she has the breasts of one in the early years of mentoring, consistent with her age.

GloriousGbola:
You are smart enough to know that is the world and not just Nigeria

Relatively speaking, Nigeria ranks very high in injustice and disregard for rule of law.

liveLongNprospa:
Lmaoooo

There's no moral lesson to learn from this girls situation... Nigeria is simply an unjust society, and what's right and wrong only depends on your social and economic standing.

Maeve7:
Mental.

At least her boobies are firm.

These girls just big, na last year she finish University

CAPdan21:
Shey nor be oshomiole start all this one...wetin Dem do am

Nothing. It's left to be seen what happens in the girl's case...it'd be real stinking hypocrisy if she does even community service while Oshiomhole and Kwam1 walked free.

KingTom:
Walahi!!!

BlueRay dey look imsef less, the people wey dey mentor the girl no reach am o

sleekdot:
Oga blueray

You know there are many other English words you could have used in this place but you chose the most appropriate

Lol, the girl be like who don already dey under mentorship, and it's likely her recent issue might expose her to even more mentors

raumdeuter:
Helen Akpabio still dey run the format last time I checked

Pheew...Helen Ukpabio did unchecked damage in her hey days, she go still dey run am on a low, but she's not moving mad like she used to before, she's gotten so much attention come her way, including one viral documentary by some foreign reporters.

There was even one period like that they dragged her daughter on Twitter for several days. Her daughter works in the entertainement industry was really into that emo/gothic style, which was especially odd since she'd have fit the profile of somebody that her mum would recommend for deliverance. She was giving the people back to back, defending her mum, but it was always going to be a losing battle

Too many kids in Akwa-Ibom were labelled witches and lost limbs and even their lives to that madness, less said about the irreperable damage it did to families the better. Or is it old people that were suffering from dementia and found themselves in the wrong places and were labelled witches and lynched...this was very common in Benin City and it'd get reported as news by TV Stations. Edo Central was a den of witch labelling, families got ostracized and I'm sure it's still a problem till today.

Disstroy, how far, is Helen Ukpabio still doing her thing?

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Nothing like end times. U sef go dey fall for religious fairytale

Was tongue in cheek, just dey curious as to why those tales have become less trendy.

iamoyindamola:
https://www.nairaland.com/8495486/food-inflation-worsens-child-malnutrition

Malnourish in the north and they come out like this for emilokan
Is it time for campaign?

https://www.nairaland.com/8495496/massive-crowd-jigawa-endorse-tinubu

You can get a crowd for anything up North, those guys plenty like sand.

You no see the way Barcelona Fans convention for one of these Northern states take carry crowd.

raumdeuter:
Or people with the coming of internet have more access to information and are able to detect lies and fables nowadays

Many people now challenge religious figures than they used to do

Gone are the days someone will come and say he went under the sea, and was deputy of Satan. In the 90s if you know how many Nigerians claimed to be Satans deputy in the underworld and came for church crusades, even wrote books to make money

Lol, that was another very crazy era, open confession to killing hundreds or even thousands of people yet the authorities didn't think to look into their serial killing ...Yea, people cashed out like mad from that thing.

The scientific explanation for things and exposure is one part of the explanation, but there's also the part of people just not having interest in these sort of things again. Even in Church, I can't remember the last time that pastor preached about the book of Revelation and the end of the world...if it's not prosperity, it's some other sort of self-help doctrine, and we can't say these pastors don't "believe" or at least acknowledge these parts of the bible as God's world.

The Mark of the Beast and 6.

The hysteria that used to be associated with rapture and the end of the world seems to have reduced...it was quite the thing one year, preachers were obsessed about it, so many movies made about it, and even as kids we were always on the look out for signs that signalled the end of the world.

I guess the reduced belief in the end of the world can only mean one thing, that we're in the end times.

iamoyindamola:
Exactly

They want to crush her spirit, that's all there is to it, preferably in a kneeling position, so that someone would "leak" the video of her doing that and it'd be something for their fanbase to pat themselves on the back for.

Make the girl just find way japa, she doesn't really need the document outside of Nigeria...there's just too many reasons to hate the zoo.

Amigoss:
Someone here milked the hell out of the story of that man who was constituting nuisance in a plane attributing it to obidients,today he is posting meme of snitches when e reach APC fanbase.....Agenda dey cry because e no get mama

You don sabi Gallon man finish

Ibime:
Count of Monte Cristo is a human story I can never get enough of

Have watched both films, read the long form book by Alex Dumas and now enjoying the TV series, and it has not let me down

Top 3 human stories for me are Titanic, Count of Monte Cristo and Roots. I must read every book.of these stories and watch every film or TV version of these stories even it's directed by Clarence Peters.

Coincidentally I've been listening to the audio book for like the past three weeks.

seankafor:
elbow , he should've elbowed him and he'd had broken free 🆓

I understand it'd hard to think 🤔 straight in that tense situation

I really don't see how an elbow would work in that situation sha, at least for someone with normal range of flexibility.

Modified: Elbow go work if the person in the lock is around same height with the person doing the locking.

iamoyindamola:
But why do you want to paste sticker inside supermarket na

So these people in charge of parking in Lagos, came to a Supermarket, shaa pasted their stickers.
Trouble started when they wanted to force entry into the supermarket, the manager refused, that their business ends with the parking lot.
They insisted, that they should go and call… pic.twitter.com/Yxh16KhcYf

— 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨🇮 (@GeneralSnow_) August 8, 2025

Too many angry people in this Lagos

https://www.nairaland.com/8494193/lagos-warns-against-attacking-parking

In all of that melee I no even see one clean punch...that guy wey do the headlock was the star of the show.

liveLongNprospa:
Lmao.. No cardinal sin for this country except being poor.

Because of sentiments, a case has now been made for a pilot that has no business being in the skies anytime soon, and the threshold for what's considered minimum level of fvckup in what's normally a tightly regulated profession has been lowered.

raumdeuter:
People with similar experience in life take different lessons from it. Siblings from the same parents one might like their parents for being strict on them while growing up, and the other might despise the upbringing. Both while working with the same data arrived at different results

There are some people who claim the Nigerian environment toughened and prepared them for the future then another set will claim that the Nigerian environment scarred them

A significant number of Nigerians explicitly claim Nigeria is a zoo and deserved to burn down while another set might see it as a tough world that prepared them for future challenges

The same way you celebrate things, Some despise it.

The America that everyone envies, there are some born in America and completely despise it and wish it to burn

Someone that admitted to standing up in an exam hall to snitch on a classmate that was cheating has some difficulty behaving in ways that's socially appropriate and she certainly doesn't care to be liked either.

I've never seen her negative opinions on her Nigerian experience as an act, and more than likely it's an obsession that'd alienate moderate conservatives (who are in the majority), I mean who wants a PM that every Eke Market day is yapping about her third-world shyte hole country?

If it's a political strategy, it's a pretty dumb one, cause she doesn't have the skin color to pull off what people assume she's trying to pull off.

She gives the impression of a woman that's living what she what she considers to be her version of the truth...might not be perfect and maybe sometimes hypocritical, but it's her truth and she seems to feel very strongly about these things. If we look beyond our country's ego that's getting brusied by the things she says, there's hardly anything she's said that the average Nigerian hasn't said in public and private...her major crime seems to be that she says these things as a politician that wants nothing to do with the country.

Roland17:
You remember this our conversation last year? We have very poor regulations and compliance in Nigeria.

Again….Weak institutions.

There's no consequence for anything...you think you've seen something crazy and you're guaranteed to see something even crazier.

On a norms what he did is grounds for at a quiet easing out by his sponsors, but you can bet nothing would happen and the highest inconvenence he'd suffer from this is the cotonou detour.

raumdeuter:
I don dey talk to K1 team

He will be driving to Cotonou and flying into Abuja or Yankee from there

Crazy...body go tell am nonetheless.

sebod:
And what would have happened if the person at the other end had picked his call? I can imagine him saying..."give the phone to the guys.....hello guys, are you blind? Don't you guys know K1? Now allow him carry his drink into the plane...while the guys say yes sir, yes sir!..."
What a country we live in where some think they are untouchable!

BlueRayDick:
Omo, I just dey refelect on the whole thing again. The pilot truly deserves the suspension of his license; if Kwam 1 no dodge na so he for just die. To think he's actually somebody's grandpa.

It would've been a national tragedy. How do u explain someone as popular as him was crushed by a plane on the tarmac?

If you even look ther video, KWAM1 and the airport officials were standing at the nose of the plane (meaning the pilot was definitely seeing them), it was when they must have seen that the pilot was making attempt to move that they moved from there to the side - KWAM1 just happened to react last and that's why he was almost crushed.

There's just too much anyhowness in this country, especially from these our so-called elites.

Ellexy:
Airmark where are you?

Lol, e say na punk

Tinubu sef dey try, these ones sef go follow dey dobale and e go even hug dem all the while know the guy's simply a hungry bastard

raumdeuter:
You don try small today, We meuve another day

Now our next fight na the professionalism on top KWAM1 thing. I understand what you are saying but I no gree. We all have a fundamental right to be petty

Lol, those pilots suppose know better, the main thing dem go use hold them na their standard protocol regarding pre-flight safety checks (that could have as well been airport staff)...their emotional excesses would be nail on the coffin, though they could claim their actions weren't driven by emotions.

There's a very high chance those guys never fly another plane, and on a norms KWAM1 suppose dey on no fly list for the rest of e life.

Ellexy:
All them including those on this thread know the truth. Airmark what do you have to say about this? Think carefully

And this was barely 8 months to the elections, Airmark no go see all this one take build e agenda on top.

raumdeuter:
Did any of the SS states record a 80% vote for Obi? Edo they called HQ of Obidients had under 60% actually no SS state had up to 60% for Obi but SE is at 90%. what do you think is the 30% difference? Probably Tribal affiliation

In the SW Tinubu was between 45 and 65%
In the SE Obi was between 77 and 95%

Has Edo done 60% before for any candidate? Now imagine doing that in a three horse race and for a rookie political platform?

You're trying too hard to twist results to fit your position that they voted for Obi in the SE simply because of tribal sentiments.

Well it's a good thing you've come out of the shed a bit, it's now 30% that's contribution for tribal sentiments...I don try small today