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|Properties / Re: 120 Plots Of Land Commercial Land Facing Express by thelegend1(m): 1:18pm On Sep 23|
What's the land use approval?
|Business / Re: What Could Save Nigerians From This Bad Governance by thelegend1(m): 10:19am On Sep 21|
Hunger is their strategy for 2023
|Politics / Re: Harsh Economy And Flirting by thelegend1(m): 8:49am On Sep 21|
True talk. Even the ladies are becoming more friendly...person wey no dey talk to me before, all of a sudden says "I just wanted to check on you".
|Autos / Re: Extremely Clean 2014 Bmw 5SERIES With Original Duty by thelegend1(m): 8:27pm On Sep 18|
|Autos / Re: Very Clean 2008 BMW 5SERIES Selling For 1.5m by thelegend1(m): 8:25pm On Sep 18|
|Politics / Re: Boko Haram Leaders Have Relocated To Southern Kaduna From Sambisa: SSS by thelegend1(m): 12:34am On Sep 15|
DSS you knew this and still let it happen. You're advertising your incompetence in my opinion.
Or is there something more sinister going on...like Free Passage?
|Romance / Re: Addictions: Which Is Hardest To Quit? Sex, Masturbation, Drinking, Smoking Etc? by thelegend1(m): 8:06pm On Sep 14|
Alcoholism is the worst. You don't realize the addiction and damage until you're neck deep.
|Family / Re: My Mum's Constant Insult Is Driving Me Crazy, It Is Time To Move Out? by thelegend1(m): 8:04pm On Sep 14|
From personal experience, I will advise you move out even if you have to be homeless. Yes, people will treat you worse than shit but the effect will be different and you'll cope with the trauma.
Your mental health is the key to a fulfilling life.
|Politics / Re: Sit At Home Compliance: Gov Obiano Meets With Security Council/ Heads Of Banks by thelegend1(m): 3:43pm On Sep 10|
If you force banks open by providing security for them primarily, and you don't cater for other businesses (large scale and SMEs in particular), then you're wasting your time. The banks will have no customers on Monday.
|Politics / Re: BREAKING: Bad News For APC As Tinubu Sickness Worsen by thelegend1(m): 3:45pm On Sep 07|
I think Atiku/Obi will take it this time around. Osinbajo has proven to be too docile to lead; plus anything that reminds Nigerians of this current administration leaves a sour taste in the mouth.
|TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Emmanuel Wins Head Of House, Picks Liquorose As Deputy by thelegend1(m): 8:11pm On Sep 06|
Hey God...see description.
This really cracked me up.
|Politics / Re: Buhari Met Nigeria As One, But Allows Bandits To Rule Part Of Country — Sheikh K by thelegend1(m): 9:41am On Aug 29|
Watch this space. You will hear DSS has picked him up on or before September 1st 2021
|Politics / Re: Tears For Abia State! Efcc Traced N551 Billion To Former Governor Son's Account by thelegend1(m): 8:50am On Aug 23|
That's why I laugh at those clamoring for Biafra/Ipob.
Your problem is not the FG, it is your fellow brother!
|Nairaland / General / Re: 2008 Toyota Prado For Sale by thelegend1(m): 3:04pm On Aug 20|
This is a Lexus na
|Autos / Re: Check Us Out by thelegend1(m): 1:07pm On Aug 14|
Price and location?
|Celebrities / Re: Why I Am A Lesbian – Temmie Ovwasa (Photos) by thelegend1(m): 2:55pm On Aug 13|
That's why Bobrisky's hand is floating and not allowed to touch the cake.
|Celebrities / Re: Meet Genevieve Nnaji’s Beautiful Daughter Who Is A Carbon Copy Of Her Mother by thelegend1(m): 6:49pm On Jul 30|
That's her youngest sister...mschew.
|Education / Re: 13 Corp Members Died, 7 Injured In Fatal Motor Accident[graphic PHOTOS] by thelegend1(m): 1:02am On Jul 29|
No now...Dear God this is quite painful.
R.I.P to the dead.
|Politics / Re: Can Anyone Remember When These 2 Idiots Called For The Break Up Of Nigeria? by thelegend1(m): 6:00pm On Jul 28|
Hypocrisy and double standards
|Science/Technology / Re: The World's Top 9 Deadliest Snakes (Photos) by thelegend1(m): 11:00am On Jul 27|
Abeg Snake na Snake, take off upon sighting one.
Which one be ranking here again?
|Car Talk / Re: Man Cries Out As Cow Destroys His New Car While The Fulani Herdsmen Look On. by thelegend1(m): 3:57pm On Jul 21|
So said the ignorant man who has never seen a cow jump before. Go and climb the back if e sure for you.
Quick tip: Male Cattle is referred to as Bull. I'm sure you've seen Cowboys riding them and how high they can jump.
|Car Talk / Re: Man Cries Out As Cow Destroys His New Car While The Fulani Herdsmen Look On. by thelegend1(m): 3:53pm On Jul 21|
Try saying "red lorry yellow lorry" 7x really fast without mixing words.
You can't right? Now hear this, you have a car upwards of N7m which an illiterate (who has different values system) damaged with his cow and you know he can't pay for the damage...won't you mix words when you have been complaining but language and understanding is a barrier for the illiterate?
Secondly, the damage to the car is not in a straight line, the dent on the lower bumper is most probably the cow's point of leverage and the cow is immobilized on the floor by other people/herders to avert further moronic and brazen behaviour...do same with your keyboard.
|Car Talk / Re: Man Cries Out As Cow Destroys His New Car While The Fulani Herdsmen Look On. by thelegend1(m): 5:26pm On Jul 20|
Some have eyes but cannot see, some have brains but refuse to utilize reasoning.
Watch the video well before you type rubbish; or is it that you've never driven or owned a car before?
If he hit the cow the damage on the car will be way different than what is shown...headlights must break, the bumper will be damaged with blood stains etc.
It's very clear from the video that the cow just jumped on the car, and you can see the hoof prints on the bonnet.
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|Car Talk / Re: Man Cries Out As Cow Destroys His New Car While The Fulani Herdsmen Look On. by thelegend1(m): 3:00pm On Jul 20|
I feel this guy's frustration. And the owner of the Cow will be nowhere to be found; but kill their cow by mistake and watch an entire clan of swordsmen come for you.
This open grazing especially in Abuja is a joke. I mean does a Cow pay tax for the roads?
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|Pets / Re: My Pet Snake by thelegend1(m): 4:51pm On Jul 18|
Is your life that boring and lonely?
|Car Talk / Re: Low Fuel On Ford Edge. by thelegend1(m): 5:36pm On Jul 17|
Check the fuel pump and tank underneath the back seat. The pump should be responsible for the tripping off, while the tank probably has leaks due to rust.
|Crime / Re: Please Save Me From Cultist!!! Help My Life And Soul!!! by thelegend1(m): 9:45am On Jul 10|
Rethink this your strategy if you're really genuine. What if it's an Axeman that requests your account details to help you? Then they know exactly who you are and how you think!
|Crime / Re: Please Save Me From Cultist!!! Help My Life And Soul!!! by thelegend1(m): 9:37am On Jul 10|
Whether the story is real or fake, I will just drop my advice sha.
1. You can stay in your house and be cordial with them but don't fraternize (no long talk), since you're relocating next week.
2. Get a military friend or hire one to come and visit you in full glare of the public
3. Don't go joining a rival cult, because you will not be able to live there again or walk confidently like a free man as a target will be on your back for something you know nothing about. Look for church to join instead of cult.
4. Mind how you carry yourself about. Respect yourself and people will definitely respect you.
|Crime / Re: Two APC Officials Killed By Armed Herdsmen In Makurdi Attack by thelegend1(m): 5:20pm On Jun 11|
I may sound callous but haven't Benue indigenes been pushed to the limit of doing something drastic to protect themselves?
I'm starting to loose sympathy.
|Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by thelegend1(m): 6:41pm On Jun 10|
Mustay:You're a real objective gentleman. This would've been a great thread to read, had it not been for the constant derailment by "keyboard warriors" who have no meaningful or real life experience to add.
OP posts one story, they derail it for another 10 pages with useless rants.
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