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netmillionaires:
No! Not an exaggeration. Sex is more a show of love to me. That is why I don't even get an erection for someone I don't love. But when I love you, it would be a sex marathon.

Do note that after this particular babe, I have not gone four hours with any other girl. The highest I have gone is two hours plus because it is like a part of me is gone with the girl. Whenever we planned to have sex, she usually got to my place around 9:30am and we would start from 10am+ to around 2:30pm or 3pm. Even that 2-3pm mark was because I had to imagine all manner of things so I could cum before people show up. My guys usually walk-in any moment once it is 3:30pm. Between this duration range, I may come once after 30mins of thrust, clean up the fluid and insert the banana back in. After that it is always s*x nonstop. She would be screaming and pushing me away while spasm took over her. The first day, I was afraid and had to continually stop to ask whether she is okay and she would shook her head in the affirmative asking me to continue. After the s*x, she told me not to stop whenever she asked me to. Since then, I always f**k her through the scream and pushing.

Even after walking out on me, she came back and do you know what she told me? She said, "I love you because you know how to please me". But the love I had for her was gone so I couldn't bring myself to f**k her again. And moreover I already have a new babe and I don't believe in cheating on a partner. I miss her now though. It is not all about the s*x but the love I have for her. I have not loved any other girl the same way again.

An interesting read . You sound like a perfectly healthy dude,lucky you.

Ajax99:
Go online and get yourself a good paying business
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As if it's easy. If so kindly show me the way

netmillionaires:
It simply boils down to sex. Even the so-called meek church girls are human like you and I, who long for sex every now and then. The average nigerian girls like the good guys are too afraid to initiate sex so they run to the bad boys knowing that those ones will get under their skirt even on the first day of meeting each other. The good guys are too afraid to initiate sex that they end up postponing it for years.

It is the same with me while growing up. I had a girlfriend who end up sleeping with the bad boys in the area. She was always forming the good church girl. I was able to find out about her escapades because I have ears all over the place. I felt so bad and decided to give it to her one day. It was my first sex but I end up f*cling her for 4 hours straight (No exaggeration). After the sex, she told me that she could not believe that I can Bleep her like that. To her, I am just a boy boy pastor who will not give it to her.

Most naija girls are only waiting for the guys to make the move first.

4 hours? . Most likely an exaggeration.

TransAtlanticEx:

Nonsense trash,ladies aren't attracted to bad boys,rather value.
And by ladies I mean women who've got direction in life,not some brain dead,excited,underfunded,wretched,stinking fresher in campus.
Nobody with value will love you because you sag your Jean's or do some stupid stuff or keep dreads forming rap artist.
If you doubt me,go to a polo club or all these recreational hangouts where leading women hangout and sag your jean or keep dreads and talk like a rascal and see if anyone takes you seriously.That bad boy trash will only get you one hungry pussy somewhere in a dark,shabby selfcon or worse still a university hostel that can easily pass for a penitentiary.
All those women you see at the back of chauffeur driven landcruisers at 5pm after work won't even talk to you or look at you twice with any of these nonsense characters.
Women adore and respect working men,be wise

Oboy you wise oo

helinues:
This is another opportunity for Nigerians to benefit from the scheme.

Able VP is really taking good care of our economy

Modified: Why are some Nigerians ungrateful?, if they do nothing, you guys will complain, now they are doing some things which with other former programs, so many Nigerians have confirmed of benefiting yet you guys are still complaining.

How can we grow as a nation with such mentality?... Na war oo

Shut up you fuckiing fool .

Imagine in a country with an unemployment rate of more than 20% and an underemployment rate of around 60% all the government could do is give grants of peanuts and motorcycles. Shameful and embarrassing.

If you have no idea how to solve unemployment issues take China as a case study.

seunmsg:
Protest is allowed in as much as it is peaceful and doesn’t violate the rights of others. Blocking of roads and preventing others from going about their lawful business is illegal and must be treated as violent protest.

The peaceful protesters must also put in place all necessary measures to ensure that the protest is not hijacked. Security agencies should treat any sign of violence with maximum force. There must never be a repeat of the kind of nonsense carnage that we saw the last time out.

Shut up and stop saying rubbish .

It's the duty of the police to give adequate security to protesters and ensure no thug hijack their protest. Its not and never has been the duty of demonstrators to provide that. This is how things are done in civilized and sane countries .

Again, you have no idea what you are talking about, when you say the police should treat any act of violence with brute force, it seems you believe we are under an autocratic government which ain't the case. Telling the police to use maximum force is indirectly saying the shoot and brutalize any offender on protests ground - this won't be big deal for the NPF as their human rights record is notoriously appalling.

Its our right to protest,and the duty of the police is to give us adequate security - their deliberate inability to do this gave room to thugs to infiltrate thereby causing mayhem, which the nasty NPF blamed on peaceful protesters. Its a shame and an absolutely embarrassing

slyfoxxjoe:
Most people here will talk of something sexual or some other form of immediate gratification because that’s how fvcked up our mentality is in this part of the world. But I can tell you, as a man in my mid-thirties, that the one thing you will regret not doing in your twenties, when you have all the energy and freedom in the world, is creating a constant and sustainable income stream that can last you into your 30’s, 40’s and 50’s with very little followup effort.

Research has proven that you have the most energy and brain power in your teens and 20’s. Your body and mind start slowing down once you reach thirty. If you can spend your 20’s developing a steady and reliable income stream, whatever form that takes is up to you, by the time you’re in your 30’s and 40’s you are still a relatively young man and can then spend all your time partying and fvcking all the women in their 20’s if that’s your thing while investing relatively little time to keep your business running. It’s called “delayed gratification”.

What you don’t want is to spend all your teenage and 20’s years chasing these frivolities then hustling like a mad man in your 30’s and 40’s with a wife, kids, and elderly patents to take care of. A word is enough for the wise.

You spoke well..... But ya know, it isn't as easy as you made it seem. Sometimes the whole thing comes down to ones destiny and maybe luck - and not necessarily about working hard in ones twenties.

Praxis758:
Neither can u get same here with $1.

I'm not praising the abnormal gap between naira and dollar but was making clarification on the purchasing power in the local market.

Remember the US has cent which too is economically weak but they see it a national heritage.

Argument is pointless. Here is a source backing my claim.https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.expatistan.com/cost-of-living/baltimore&ved=2ahUKEwjlgIXgm7ntAhUcBWMBHXrDCREQFjAQegQICRAB&usg=AOvVaw0CFMSzCUSUkb3-uH_uMVv4

adeyemik:
With N500 you can load you stomach and have some change:

Bread: N100
Beans: N100
Meat/fish: N100
Coke Cola': N100
×××××××××××××××
Total: N400. N400
Eva Water: : N100. 2 Pure Water: N20
***** ******
Change. 0 N80
****** ******

Beans 100? Is that _for 7 years old ?

Praxis758:
Yes, very correct.

With $1 here in the US, you can only buy 1 0.75l of bottled water or some canned drinks, remember tax of some cents will be added.

Though the effect of serial naira devaluation has crippled the purchasing power of Naira, but with N500, you can buy many things in Nigeria like soap, creams, toothpaste, excercise books and some others.

If anyone doubt my comment, let him prove me wrong and I'll personally go to Food Lion, Family Dollar store are take shots of their prices to see if one dollar products are common.

Though there's a store called 1 dollar store, 70% of their products are $1 but you'll still be taxed.

No where in Nigeria will you get 1 litre of whole fat milk at 500 naira

Saifulah:
Your thoughts!

Modified;
I have seen some arguments that are off point at a tangent. The idea is comparing the naira to the dollar in terms of their purchasing power after adjustments for inflation and cost of living (in our case also for tariffs, imported inflation etc)

So for instance we could compare cost of 0.75cl of water in the US and Nigeria. or other products that are locally produced in each country

Obviously untrue. With less than 1$ you get this in the US

•1 litre of milk(whole fat milk)

Rossntti:
Your colonialist indoctrination and the western media's white supremacist propaganda output conditioned you to hate yourself, your skin colour, and your mother, and to call yourself a monkey.

You're so conditioned and mentally enslaved, you're an embarrassment.

As you point your finger in racial abuse at black people, guess what the other 4 fingers are doing?

Dunce.

Shut the hell up you fool. The fact Mr Acromist pointed out obvious flaws in our societies doesn't make him unpatriotic or whatever you assume. He is saying nothing but the truth, take it or leave it. .

95% of houses in Nigeria were not build by property developers hence the proliferation of slums and Shitholes left, right and center.

Being a black man doesn't mean one should gulp in whatever rubbish people of his race do, that's stupidity. We must learn to speak up, when it matters. The earlier your idiotic self realize this the better for you.

CalliDora1:
Depending on the type of wood, it will rot over time with constant rainfall.

Brick is a better idea though.

You have no idea what you are talking about. The construction companies using timber for building use cutting-edge technologies to make it safer and better.

sammysneh:
I can't wait to buy my own ps5, That game too make sense

I heard its nearly half of milla

Mastakija:
instead make she gift am more textbooks and calculator... Make d child head dey gba for book

"All works without play makes Jack a dull boy". There is absolutely nothing wrong for the young man having a ps5, I will get that for my kid over and over. Still won't hinder him from raking good grades

technicallyrich:
my girlfriend has been forcing me to come and see her mother.
she says i should tell the mother that, she is in my hand.
what is realy the meaning of ,she dey my hand.
please does these marriage, because although i love her so much, i m not ready for marriage now.
what do you think.
right or wrong.
no bashing, i m a narcissist.

"No bashing, I'm a narcissist" ? What does this mean?

Anyway just go there and sort things out if you like the girl.

No long tori

imhotep:
meanwhile those who loot Central Bank are given MOPOL escort

Thanks for this pics man. It perfectly describes the pathetic situation of this godforsaken circus.

Eriggs:
They should utilize this judiciously.
They should not do like PDP, the party that shared money meant to kill Boko haram among themselves and left Nigeria in ruins and destruction.

You know the funds will be looted and you ate here writing long a story

topcatking:
From World bank to China to Brazil ànD now Qatar.

The new term is "seeking funds" not "borrowing". (most part will end up as loot, terror funds & ransom)

When payback is due, indentured servitude will be an understatement for the average Nigerian.

I think it's time for me to leave.

Do without looking back . leave this godforsaken circus now

rosebowl01:
You do realize that while you’re doing your militancy and cult wars, they (almajiri north) already take and control majority of your oil? They also control all your “maritime”? Stubbornness with no substance = stupidity.
Let us cooperate with ourselves in the south. Negotiate and cut off these eternal low life parasites from the North.

I blame the past and present clowns that ruled this country with zero vision and plans, else you all won't be shouting about the north leeching on you guys. Its a well know fact that the future economy of oil-dependent countries is bleak. By 2060 global oil demands will drop by 70%. Some countries like the UK have already passed a law that will ban the importation of petrol-powered vehicles In the country by 2030, other nations are likely to follow. The aviation industry is also making plans to go electric, with fully electric powered passenger planes likely to be in operation by early as 20230. This further shows how bleak the future if oil is. Saudi Arabia has already realised this reason they have 2030 firm on sight.

The north has abundant of blessings, ranging from massive youth population to vast fertile land and massive land mass. It lacks nothing. Vast reserves of oil have also being discovered in the lake chad basin.

Let's bin this fruitless disintegration talks and channel that energy towards making our country better as that will be a win-win for us all.

Aconomist:
If America could defeat Britain and gain its freedom, we can defeat a gang of illiterate herdsmen and Almajiri. But the only way to win is if the Yoruba join the fight.

I am not supporting sides here, but man, you sound incredibly stupid and dumb . Your knowledge of history is second to nill. You know nothing about Nigeria's history let alone the bloody civil war it fought, else you wouldn't be spewing rubbish.

Kindly go and read painstakingly Nigeria's history, there are tons of books you can get that from. If you are broke as Bleep, hop on to Wikipedia, there are a couple of articles on that.

After you've done the above,then you can back let's talk but for now you sound totally uninformed.

Aconomist:
The North is landlocked, and the south controls all navigable ports. Right now, the military dynamics tilt heavily in our favor. All we have to do is block food imports to the North, and their population will starve.

We also have access to the oil and gas infrastructure. They can't even refine the fuel for their planes, tanks and armored cars -- their whole army would collapse in less than a year.

I have been reading comments in this thread, yours and that of others, but damn! I can't take this arrant display of ignorance and bigotry anymore Its sickening and disgusting.

Do you know that over 65% of Nigeria's agricultural produce is from the north? That you think in the event of warfare blockading the north will cause starvation there simply shows how ignorant you are. If Nigeria had embraced mechanised agriculture, the north has the capacity to feed not only Nigeria but Africa at large.

Again, your ignorance is startling , during the civil war, we all read how events pans out. In any warfare a country must always finds an ally - the Brits and Russians massively supported the Nigerian troops with every supply they need. Nigeria military is pretty much unlikely to capitulate due to the powerful allies that will be on its side. History always repeat itself you know.

A conflict that will revage my fatherland all in the name of secession wouldn't do anyone any favors as it is going to be very much likely a repetition of the bloody civil war we fought decades ago.

You are sitting your bias and bigotry ass over there in the States while spewing nothing but absolute hate and evil..... You are disgusting and should be ashamed of yourself.


Besides, the South seceding may not be a solution to its problems. They should take note of south Sudan current situation - from frying pan to fire. The South should first and foremost hold its leadership accountable for bringing the economy of the region to it's knees. Moreover, most of the governors in that region are fantastically corrupt. I read on the news recently where the governor of IMO state is empowering its youth with rabbits . For heaven sake, just imagine how backward thinking and clueless your leaders are .

I am not a prophet of doom but I can envisage on the event of disintegration the south will deteriorate in virtually all aspect just like south Sudan.

Moferere:
El Rufa'i administration and demolition are inseparable.

But it is good, because sanity left Abuja the day El Rufa'i leaves.

Rubbish! That is not his primary responsibility as a governor

Arrewa:
No development without demolition of illegal structures and Shanties!!

Kaduna is turning into another Abuja!!

I can upload a thousand of dilapidated roads, schools , hospitals you name it Kaduna state.

Stop this shitty propaganda It will take you nowhere

sweetmelanin:
You are missing the point.. I'm simply telling folks that the West is not the end all be all.
..why waste so much resources trying to get into 'the big three' countries who have tightened their immigration policies thus making it so hard for the average Joe to migrate there .. when there are easier alternatives that may not be perfect but will offer you a better quality of life than in Nigeria.

As far as I know a Nigerian will be far better off living here than a country like The Gambia, even a slightly better Mauritius isn't all as rosy as it sounds. Bahamas is a nice country but the economic opportunities there are limited to mainly tourism sector which is dominated by locals thereby making it difficult for a foreigner to break through.

Migrating to a developed country pretty much worth the stress and the resources. The quality of life, security, access to economic opportunities are all good reasons people choose them in the first place.

I always recommend highly developed countries like US,Uk , Germany and so on for any Nigerian willing to move abroad as this has proven over time to be smart decision that yield desirable results over time. This countries offer high standard of living unparalleled in developing countries like Mauritius or the Gambia. An average Android phone cost lesser than an iPhone but pretty inferior in quality. Same analogy applies to migration.

Hope you get my point.

sweetmelanin:
The problem with Nigerians (or the black man in general), is our inability to think outside the box.. life is not all about accumulating degrees and hustling in UK, Canada or USA.
.. we chase money & flashy things to the detriment of peace of mind, without considering if we may achieve happiness by living modestly in a country that isn't necessarily in the West.

Consider other African countries like Rwanda, Gambia & Mauritius .. these are fairly successful African nations.
or
South American countries like Colombia, Brazil etc where one can still find jobs in the developed areas of town.
or
go set up businesses in Caribbean countries where tourism is thriving!

Since our country has failed us, let's learn to think outside the box!

Do you know a taxi driver in Bahamas has a better quality of life than a banker in Lagos?
Do you know that thousands of educated African-Americans are relocating to Salvador, Brazil in search of a better, happy and more fulfilled life?

Think outside the box people.

Am just puzzled as to why a Nigerian living and obviously enjoining the fresh air of England will recommend a Sithole country like The Gambia for his kinsman who sought economic opportunities.

allgoodlight:
[left][/left]There are countries in which a mere 50,000 naira will make you an instant millionaire and live like a king. Nigerian currency is not as low or disvalue as most painted it to be. In fact 50, 000 naira in number 3 country is equivalent to 67.4million.[right][/right]



Nigerians regard our currency as a low standard currency that does not have value in any country of the world.



Comparing it with dollars, the Nigerian currency is quite low but something many of us don’t know is that it goes like that for other countries, whose currencies are lower than Nigeria’s currency.



Fortunately for us, there are many countries that our currency is greater than. Therefore Naira is not such a low standard currency as many think it is.



In no particular order, see the top 5 countries where you can become an instant millionaire with just 50,000 naira and live like a king with Nigeria currency.



1. INDONESIA


Indonesia is one of the most populated countries of the world, in fact, it is the fourth most populated country, more populated than Nigeria.



The Indonesian currency is called the Indonesian Rupiah



1 Nigerian Naira is equal to 37.98 Indonesian Rupiah

50, 000 * 37.98 = 1.8million Rupiah



2. VIETNAM


Vietnam is one of the famous and popular Asian countries in the world.



It is also a top tourist centre. It’s currency is the Vietnamese Dong.



I Nigerian is worth 60.4 Vietnamese Dong

50, 000 * 60.4 = 3million Dong



3. VENEZUELA


Venezuela is one of the largest America countries in terms of landmass.



It is a South America country located at the North East of the South American coast.



The currency of Venezuela is Venezuelan Sovereign Bolivar



I Nigerian Naira is equal to 1348 Venezuelan Sovereign Bolivar.

50, 000 * 1348 = 67.4million Bolivar



4. LAOS


Laos is one of the most beautiful countries in the world. It is a perfect destination for Tourism.



The currency used in Laos is known as the Laotian Kip.



1 Nigerian Naira is worth 24.22 Laotian Kip.

50, 000 * 24.22 = 1.2million kip



5. IRAN


Iran is one of the top Islamic countries in the world.



It is sited on a large plateau, that is its feet is higher than it’s neighbours.



It contains a large population of people. According to my research, their currency is known as the Iranian Rial.



1 Nigerian naira is equal to 110 Iranian Rial.

50, 000 * 110 = 5.5million Rial

Source: https://knowlist..com/2020/11/5-countries-where-nigerian-naira-will.html?m=1

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Raskasal:
Xiaomi phones are good. An average xiaomi costs lesser than an average Samsung and Performs better. Their OS is good compare to Samsung and they also get regular updates. Present I'm using Note 8,and I could compare it with Samsung A71. You can run a check on their specs, plus redmi phones do come with infra red rays. I'm a tech freak and I can tell you I'm OK with this for now. Camera also is perfect just that for night shots, it doesn't do well in a place with low light and it shoots 4k vid...

Thanks man.

Raskasal:
Redmi Note 8 and LeEco. Superb phone they are. Meanwhile I've also used Samsung A50, and A30s amongst others, but none compares to the functionality of Redmi and LeEco

Bro I've been hearing good things about xiaomi phones, how good is the average xiaomi phone compared to say Samsung?

Osyxcel:
It's Google, but you can change it to any of the above. G, Y, D or Bing.

Thanks for your time... It seems it may rival arguably the best browser I ever use - Epic browser. But the only downside is the search engine is Yahoo, and yandex

Tunagee:
Lenovo vibe P1 is the best phone I ever used. Strong battery and very rugged. Picture quality on 401 ppi. Would be 3 years in January 2021. Battery still representing at 5000mah. Does not get hot while in use or when charging. Very compatible with all power banks. Last time it was charged was yesterday around 5pm. Am a very heavy internet user.

Are their phones affordable?