₦airaland Forum

Horlawoomey:
Am a serving Corp member here in Zamfara state, I welcome Ontodos to this lovely state where farming is their pride.

If you have any question about the state endeavor to reach me on 08135134212 or 23663D03 (BBM)

How zamfara babes nah...

kakakibuy:
Get your car off to a good start every time you drive it. Start the car and drive off slowly and gently until the car reaches operating temperature. This reduces the strain on the engine while the oil is still cold and thicker. Another option is to use electric engine space heaters, and start the drive with a warm engine. Accelerate promptly to the target speed. For most modern cars, idling a cold engine is both counterproductive and wasteful. Additionally, as you accelerate, release the gas a bit to cause the automatic transmission to upshift while you are not pressing hard on the gas. This causes less wear on the internal clutches. It is easier on the clutches for the car to shift when you ease up on the gas.


Contact: kakakibuy@hotmail.com

We don't resell cars for profit. Pay exact costs only!!!

How won't you resell cars for profit...how do you make your profit then?

Airforce1:
Actor Desmond Elliot who won the Lagos state House of Assembly seat for Surulere constituency I, received his certificate of return today April 29th. More photos after the cut...


Source: Linda Ikeji

So everybody don dey dress like Abooki now cos of Sai Buhari.

Cheii!! Na wa oh.

chronique:
I remember the Majek Fashek's hit track against the apartheid regime in the late 80's to early 90's. It's funny how all these events finally played out. Nigeria should learn to stop playing any big brother role to any African nation. Let's spend our resources to develop our country. If our neighbours like,let them die of hunger;that's their fucking business.

Nigeria is just like a wealthy husband loved only cos of his money...once his money is no longer needed he's treated like crap...

Now imagine Nigeria now becomes d one in dire need of help from SA....only God knows what will happen to us.

theo07:
still available

SOLD ba?

Somebody Sai Baba!

If Buhari was really aware of what people expect from him Presidentially, he will resign b4 May 29.

Keneking:
Great....

Buhari - Osinbajo : how much is this sachet?
Osinbajo - Buhari : H.E its not more than 40naira, we can make it 20 Naira
Buhari :ok...looks for pen and diary to note....

pinkjacket9:
Go and have your brain examined you fool

Revert dat to your father...

goofyone:
Counting on Buhari to sell off these planes

If Buhari was really aware of what people expect from him Presidentially, he will resign b4 May 29.

exemen:
............

They've finally gotten you ba?

pinkjacket9:
After seeing these photos, I know why Ubi Franklin spent over 30 million naira on her. Hell, if I was him I would spend way more than that.



The Triple MG first lady shared these new photos of himself and got all her fans drooling.

Hmmmm……..*sighs*


https://instagram.com/p/1_adX5BMBV/

If you like commit suicide 4 her, my Diiick will be ever ready to console her.

I wonder when Nairaland men will learn how not to treat women...

olaxco2f:
Bro mukaila leleyi kee

Egbon Raufu ni joor

iamrealdeji:
Did you think at all before you typed this?

If you can ask your father ds question first...then I'll answer you.

amadice:
God what have we abians done to deserve this...after all d prayers and begging DAT abia should be free from dictatorship and captivity?.... T.A orji it will never be well with u ooo...

kowema:
Luck may just smile @p him..I remember once on Oprah Winfreys show wen she invited Billgates to talk...after he did, they called for questiions and peeps wia busy asking how he came about micro-soft, his source of inspiration and all those conventional questions...then a guy asked him ' how did u feel wen u made ur first $10,000,000(ten million dollars)'. Bill gate just looked at d guy, brought out his cheque and signed $10,000,000
For this guy.
I swear d guy fainted ryt there!

Chai you can lie oh!!!

Colospor:
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Yesterday, a policeman allegedly shot dead a
'Hero' beer truck driver during a road rage in
Onitsha, Anambra state. According to eye-
witnesses, the truck driver had parked his
truck in a manner the policeman said was
disturbing other road users. The policeman
who was part of an escort van came down
from his police vehicle, approached the truck
and an argument ensued. For reasons best
known to the police officer, he opened fire
and shot dead the truck driver.

This morning, an angry mob, including truck
drivers and conductors came out in their
numbers to protest the death of their
colleague. They burnt tyres and blocked the
gate leading to the company where the
policeman worked. When the protest seemed
to be getting out of hand, the army had to be
called in and they came with an armored tank.
See the photos after the cut...

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www.google.com/url?q=http://lindaikeji..com/2015/04/photos-chaos-in-onitsha-after-police.html&sa=U&ei=q6Y_VfW2JdXvatC-gPAC&ved=0CAkQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNE_zUCplIt1e9Rtl9Q0gQfirdwRMg

Cc. ishilove lalasticlala

Soldiers always have to clean the mess of Police officers always.

femi4:
Embarrassing you by posting rubbish on your wall is uncalled for

That's true but family matters must be handled with care.

femi4:
Remove him from your friend list

No I won't do that I'll just tolerate him.....its not America dat change people...these ppl actually have a problem b4 they left & America simply revealed it to us...

Even in this Naiaraland forum it's very common & disgusting I must say...you'll hear things like "well I don't use transformer or generator where I am so " very childish statements being made by them I have to scold the hell out of some of them..

My Uncle is currently refusing to help me with a site where I can trust to buy cars because I refused to buy a toyota or honda he insisted on whereas i prefer a benz...since then he has been acting funny..

He calls me stuupid publicly on facebook at every opportunity due to any slips but keeps mute on any other sensible post of mine....I don't even give fuucck about him anymore but he doesn't know it yet...its when I enter yankee for my residency and he sees I live somewhere else is when the "American wonder" will clear from his eyes...nansense!

B4 nko?

dickrider:
Thank God. Sex thinz on Friday

Same way i love big phat ghetto azzes!

Darkchocolate:
Omo... That number 08061616443 belongs to Yul Edochie Ooo.... True caller strikes again!!!

So Yul lies to this guy pretending to be gay. The guy constantly requests a pic of Yuls pennnis. Yul continues to put it off saying he can't take the pic whilst in his matrimonial home that he can only do it while on location in Asaba. By this time the guy has sent Yul diamond watches on the promise that he will get to see Yul s 3rd leg ... Meanwhile the guy doesn't get the pic after two days of him being in location and starts insulting him and threatening to reveal all on social media. Yul now takes a defensive stance and reveals the guy on social media first alleging that the guy is a stalker.

Yul obviously led this guy on and made him to believe he was gay (that's if he isn't actually gay...nothing wrong with that). He lied to the guy and that is so ridiculous. I really have had high regard for the man. . Such a shame!

This is what we call 419...only celebrities can pull this off easily as they're attractive. Didn't know an Igbo man in Canada go dey interested in anoda man's Kongi wey Abuna full everywhere!

psalmz:
Omo na yul get that number true true oooo.oya search that num on true caller

Oh boy na true you talk oh....

What you don't understand is no one will tak you guys serious until you start showing us pictures of actual Nigerians that have ordered from you. Ask the likes of Inspired & Fhemmy they'll advise you guys better...Nigeria is hard & with so much scammers out there no one will just release his momey like dat without 100% trust...you dont convince people by showing oyinbo pix simce morning, show us Nigerians who have bought your car cos ds is Nairaland a forum meant for Nigerians! Not oyinbos

stonebridge:
Super clean 2005 Honda accord Tokunbo EOD.
Texas used(no snow rust, non snow tropical tires, better AC, etc)
Fairly used tires
Freezing factory fitted AC
Soul blue metallic color
Phantom grey fabric interior
Automatic transmission
4 cylinders(fuel saver)
Trip odometer
Halogen lights
Traction control
Intermittent wipers
4 wheel ABS break system
Power windows and doors
CD player
Fully functional airbags(non-accidented car). Think safety first.
Fully cleared with all the duty paid from LAGOS PORT(not Cotonou, so no police wahala).Beware of dealers that will sell you cheaper without full documents.
Remote control
Child safety locks
Anti-theft Security alarm system
and a host of other JUICY items installed in this car. Don't let this opportunity get by you.
Always check for non accidented cars(airbags working) and non snow cars(no rusty pipes and hoses).
Price N1.6m(neg). Call or whatsapp me anytime and I will answer.

Location: ogba....ikeja lagos. .
Contact : 08035173591....whatsapp. .08124693344

Are you saying Cotonou cars usually have Police wahala? Please tell so I can know so as to avoid ASAP.

DollyParton1:
[size=18pt]For a badass, leg curling, eyes rolling, heart pounding, body twitching, explosive (morally right) sex[/size]

Masters of Sex.

initiate:
Aint these reasons good enough for you?

After God created man he said its not good that man should be alone, lemme create him a help meet....the most important reason for marriage is companionship but ppl av miscontrued it to d fullest.

intergral:
You'll never see this kind of crime without somebody from SE

Pls spare the igbos, as much as they irk me...I do not wish death for them...make dem just carry their kayan go dr Biafra abeg.

Someone was previously on life sentence but them just upgrade am to death sentence. Are they trying to decongest their prisons or what? What happened to Presidential pardon? These guys have no clue on how to rid themselves of vices.

bigfrancis21:
You are the dreamer. You do not realize the state of Nigeria when it is no longer in charge of the coffers of niger delta oyel. You are yet to realize the serious economic implications. With monies coming from the lower niger oyel ceased, salaries will be owed, economic activities will reduce as buyers will have less money to buy goods, flow of money around upper nigeria will drop drastically as the country will be thrown into confusion as to how to find for itself a new source of economic revenue, etc. With the economy thrown into such economic chaos and less available money to finance the economy, food production will also drastically stop. I don't need to remind you what the implications of food shortage are.

Instead of hating, why not put your brain into use and think of the consequences should lower niger pull out and strategies for your survival. That's how smart people think. Oh well, you need to revisit your secondary school economics book.

Dreamer.