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Lala247:
Lol roki u go kill me men
Is dat carrot round her neck

No its d D of her guy she caught banging another woman.

Load of crap.

Fhemmmy:
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[color=#000099]Thanks for your time on our thread, you are appreciated. ..only 2.3m Naira. [/colo[/b]r]

How much can it go for last...can it do 1.8m naira.

Fhemmmy:
Ok, Sir

Sup how much will an 04 E320 benz go for last...

Just sent you a mail pertaining to dat.

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The guy asked a simple question, why can't you just answer him straight, you'll rather refer him to your trap (site) abi?

Very soon GMB will say no need of cars for transportation since ppl can trek ds far..

#change in d air!

OCTAVO:
Tonto Dikeh uploads a pic of her buying bag. A counter-reaction to the episodic bag issues on her Instagram page.


https://instagram.com/p/15S3KIr4RE/

See as those sales girls dey look her like: "shey you no wan burn ds one too o".

calculusx:
The Attached pic {WBXPA73414WB22877} will cost you $8100 for Purchase and Shipping excluding my commission and clearing

Tryna send you a mail.....pls check your inbox.

Do rats live in ds ride?

This kain proposal na do or die....either you say yes or I crash ds plane

Why you block am nao...lemme see b4 you block joor!

Fhemmmy:
I feel that luck is preparation meeting opportunity.

Mr Philosopher abeg shey the 70% custom duty policy don start for imported tokunbo cars?

Hello guys has d custom clearing policy of 70% for tokunbo cars started?

Someone was telling me it has started.

oliverjiad:
clear ur consignment with safe home delivery via apapa port or tincan port 08184364147,08124688113rajibabajide@yahoo.com babajaid07@gmail.com,2B0B5E2D

Have they started d 70% automotive policy?

Chatting with someone & he said d auto policy has kicked in 70% fully for both toks & new cars....is dat true?

Ishola87:
please don't make jest of your friend.God knows tomorrow

People dey form die for this forum

Good for democracy I must say.

ba7man:
To get the full thrill, he should have skydived alone, naked while high on lines of cocaine and holding a bottle of hennessey to drink from while in the air.

Chai...why to die dey hungry you nah

Merlissa:
Technically,


He didn't sky dive.. He was strapped to a sky diving expert...


But it's cool



Who will like to sky dive with me?

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njuwo:
Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper.

I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room.

There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me.

Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound?

The only chores dat can kill me is Laundry. Can't remember when last I washed any clothes

So there are actually poor people on Nairaland

Tot everyone was a boss in his/her own way

intergral:
Women will always be women, did she think that this will rain ready made Men on her?... The only announcement a man will like to hear is if she's a virgin... This is how they make mistake and remain unmarried for life. So she is proud to tell us that she was having sex everyday and she quited 5months Ago? It is just like a prostitute saying that its been 5months since She collected money for Sex... Women please start thinking like a MEN you'll see improvements!!!

Act like a woman think like a man!

They will never hear....na your own you dey talk oh...

They'll rather prefer to goan roll on the floor in church & come back with dr unchanged haughty nasty & unattractive attitude & believe beauty does it all.

[quote author=DanceVille post=33069460][/quote]Yeah my Mama told me never look back

But when you pass I no get choice men I look back

No 8: guilty as charged.

ginawest:
y burn it?she shud av jes given it to someone else..ok,wot has she gained by burning it?

Don't lie you're interested in dat bag...

Different strokes...where some peeps are raising theirs to avoid serving.

Dunno why anyone will decide to waste 1yr of his life doing nothing saying he's doing NYSC

Mojanity:
haha this comment should be in the joke section

I've got a reaction...dats what I wanna see....

No mind all d trash women say oh...ds same women have men they don't try nonsense with, will now see a weak guy & be forming one stuupid empowerment.

Men take your stand! She will bend & if she doesn't den remind her what happens to things dat dont bend

ireneony:
1)cooking for her
2)bringing her breakfast to bed
3)when you tell her "i am sorry "even when she at fault
4)when you help her to loose her braid/weave, also when you wash her hair (that feeling your lady have when you run your hands through her scalp yummy*)
5) when you surprise her with an expensive gift.

Shove ds crap up your azz.

klark3:
May God bless u for this post.

But it will be very difficult for women to be submissive as it was in d past, because men of this generation pamper women too much... Our forefathers had control over love & sex, so they were able to put women in their rightful place...

But men of dis generation are weak, so when dey are in love or in need of sex, they are willing to lick a lady's a$$, & dis is seriously affecting women's perception abt submission...

U can use nairaland as a case study, I really don't blame women though for not being submissive, men caused it, we failed to put women in their rightful place.

Am afraid d present day man is gradually trading his position as a man for love & sex...

Sense making quote men! A Professor of mine once told me a study found out the Pure water we drink contain some Oestrogens in its satchet that's probably making men become weaker...a man must always put a woman in her place if he wants respect. Gone forever are d days when women respect men on a platter of gold...nowadays there are so many poisonous messages entering women's ears on empowerment & all those bullshit...you gotta take your stand...its end time tinz o!

investnotspend:
The new Nigeria , look at the smile on GMB face and oyegun , I swear I can't wait for May 29 , God bless you sir

They just taunting us with ds pix..

I will trek from Lagos to Sambisa if GMB builds ds train in his tenure....