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PoliticsRe: Fulani Gunmen Kill 30 In Benue, Nasarawa by themodernman: 4:56am On Apr 27, 2015
Chai me wey I dey find work go Nassarawa....so its no longer safe to work in ba?

Diariz god ooo!
PoliticsRe: Fulani Gunmen Kill 30 In Benue, Nasarawa by themodernman: 4:45am On Apr 27, 2015
ezeagu:
You guys do not know that Nigeria is not a nation, it is merely a state comprised of nations in bondage. If this happened in the neighbouring state, Enugu, just once, there will be war.
Shattap dia! Which kain war, na soso mouth una get.

If e happen now na una go begin shout marginalization like helpless hungry toddlers.
PoliticsRe: Ndigbo Elders Meet With Buhari In Abuja by themodernman: 4:08pm On Apr 26, 2015
babydioku:
And yoruba girls can do anything for gala and mineral
You obviously can't reason dat its only a poor smelling amala yoruba girl dat will still do shakara for you even if you drive a jeep but yigbo girl fit fuucck her blood grandpa so far hin go give her money...
PoliticsRe: Ndigbo Elders Meet With Buhari In Abuja by themodernman: 3:53pm On Apr 26, 2015
babydioku:
I wonder where the word "ashawo" originated from.

FFK obviously prefers clean and healthy girls than smelly and disease ravaged girls.
Yeah he prefers dem cos they can do anything for the paper...those same ravaged yoruba girls have dignity, he can't try such with them cos they put themselves in esteem and are wife material 100yards...yigbos on d other hand na: "money for hand, back for ground"

Shina Peters made sure he explained dat to us via Clarion Chukwura or woreva....Yigbo girls are agro quencher, , necessaryfor emergency straffing, ever ready as long as ego dey....ashewo means prostitute in yoruba who fill up brothels of which yigbos yakpa for dia...

Nna beri-beri grin Go and hump a diicck...you gat billz to pay!
PoliticsRe: Ndigbo Elders Meet With Buhari In Abuja by themodernman: 3:32pm On Apr 26, 2015
babydioku:
Shameless group of people.
Pot calling kettle black

D internet is awash with y'all shameless activities, any man dat can't walk up to a lady can av a quickie with your tribe...nyamiri!

Better shtfu! Cos y'all just keep disgracing yourselves daily.... FFK loves to straff your girls cos deyre very easy & aggressive in bed....lol...ashewo kobokobo tribe cheesy
PoliticsRe: Ndigbo Elders Meet With Buhari In Abuja by themodernman: 3:25pm On Apr 26, 2015
babydioku:
You're confusing me with your dirty-smelly-yoruba-girls
Better smelly dat comes from personal odour dan your smelly dat comes from you feasting on ma azz.

Anything-4d-paper hoe cheesy
PoliticsRe: Ndigbo Elders Meet With Buhari In Abuja by themodernman: 3:16pm On Apr 26, 2015
babydioku:
Go and cure your bacteria infested body first.
Lol...yigbo gal dat will lick off every same bacteria once she sees d money & claims its vitamins cheesy
TravelRe: Tell Us The Best Places To Live In Nigeria And Why by themodernman: 3:07pm On Apr 26, 2015
icebeatz:
My favourite state to live in Nigeria is Enugu.
It is a lovely state with great weather, low crime rate and good roads.
If you are looking for the quiet life, then enugu is for you.
The scenery is also great and everything you need can be found in Enugu.


2nd favourite place to live in is Calabar.
Very neat and lovely state. The weather is a little too humid for my liking and you will end up perspiring alot.
Depends on the time of the season. The state is basically a low income state. Government and tourism is the biggest source of income.
If you are a womanizer, calabar is also the place to be.

3rd favourite place: Lagos.

Lagos is like the New-york of Nigeria. High stress levels, class disparity and acceptable security. If you love the fast life then lagos is for you.
I would strongly recommend you live in the sub-urban areas and avoid in inner cities. You could stay in either ikeja, lekki, ajah or festac.
i wouldnt recommend living in any other area.

4th fav place: abuja.
i havent really lived in abuja but from my visits, it looks very good. VERY HOT WEATHER SHA!!!..... oya, the ball in ya court!
What of AkwaIbom? I heard there's a plaza, cinema, beach & Mamywater babes there...i'm really planning to carve a niche there for myself.
PoliticsRe: Ndigbo Elders Meet With Buhari In Abuja by themodernman: 3:00pm On Apr 26, 2015
babydioku:
Pity yourself
Lmao! Omo yigbo how far na?

Nna come make we yearn...my container don land, pepper don rest, come make I give you ego and you go gimme your sweet something.

Maka y grin
PoliticsRe: Ndigbo Elders Meet With Buhari In Abuja by themodernman: 2:55pm On Apr 26, 2015
dainformant:
One Nigeria. President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari received and hosted Igbo elders who came to pay him a congratulatory visit in Abuja on Friday. The Igbo delegates made of up notable statesmen such as Gen. Ike Nwachukwu, Elder Emechebe, Gen. Sam Momah, and Col. Chris Ugokwewere led by president of Ohaneze Ndigbo, Dr Ikedife.

National Helm
http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/04/photos-ndigbo-elders-meet-with.html
Seems d Ndigbos are content with d supportive & congratulatory roles...

No other President since Azikiwe...I really pity them.
HealthRe: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by themodernman: 1:50pm On Apr 26, 2015
midasbliss:
I Get, U Win...cool
"No victor no vanquished"- General Yakubu Gowon.
HealthRe: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by themodernman: 1:32pm On Apr 26, 2015
midasbliss:
Ok. u should haved said dis b4
Lol...its d same tin I said, I'm sure what "tired" you was when I said Men don't take threats with levity but women sometimes do...this is usually d case if you want to look at it properly but so as not to be labelled a misogynist I said I shouldn't generalize...

I really care about women & it hurts me to see them suffer simply because they refuse to Act like a woman & think like a man.
HealthRe: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by themodernman: 1:18pm On Apr 26, 2015
midasbliss:
Lol!
I Tired 4u Ni.
Failed To Prove A Point So I quit[ted] angry
Well you may be right so i shouldn't generalize but as for me, I've never taken any threat with levity, not when I see anger brewing in d person's eyes...as I said even if its a child I dont toy with anger cos I know what it can make ppl do...cheers.
HealthRe: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by themodernman: 12:45pm On Apr 26, 2015
midasbliss:
Ok Na. I Rest My Case.
I hope I've not offended you?

Na beg I dey beg o. cheesy
HealthRe: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by themodernman: 12:26pm On Apr 26, 2015
humberjade:
I am sure dat lady must have noticed d anger in him and probably continued with d relationship, thinking he will one day change, all in d name of luv. Too bad for her.

That's wat I keep telling my female friends; keep away 4rm violent guys, a guy who slaps u at any little provocation...in little or no time he'll start using his belt on u.

One day when u're fed up with his maltreatment, u try to defend urself, he gets angrier and uses a more dangerous weapon on u, and d course of d buhaha, one of u ends up dead.

Anger like any oda behaviour (or trait) is like smoke no matter how hard u try to hide it, it'll definitely one reveal itself.

Pls quit any violent relationship u are in right now, and run far away 4rm ur partner b4 u get hurt or worse.

I wish d lady speedy recovery and d guy, d maximum sentence this act deserves.
"I swear I still love him"
HealthRe: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by themodernman: 12:12pm On Apr 26, 2015
midasbliss:
Pray U Dnt Find Urself In Such Situation because Im Sure U Must Have Been Threatened B4 Bt U Didnt Take It To Be Serious.
Lol...to be honest with you its as if it's a ladies tin to take ppl for granted. Men never do such but a lady will see a man boiling with anger & still be taunting him.

Someone threatens a Man & he won't take it serious? You're very funny oh..
EventsRe: (pics) White Wedding Trapped At Imo / Rivers Borther (closed) because Of Election. by themodernman: 12:06pm On Apr 26, 2015
MzJackBaueress:
The Mopol officers should have allowed them pass. Haba!

What kind of wickedness is that biko?

angry
What av you written now that made ppl give you 24likeshuh

Nairalanders sha...& mind you ain't jealous cos I know its d next tin you'll start thinking of.
CelebritiesRe: Pastor Chris Oyakilome Rocks Festival Attire At The Loveworld Festivals by themodernman: 12:02pm On Apr 26, 2015
Gboliwe:
Which of them is the subject of discussion? One looks gay in his pose though lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I wonder how he's been coping without his wife since d incident....temptation go don full body by now oh...chai!
HealthRe: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by themodernman: 11:57am On Apr 26, 2015
midasbliss:
You Never Can Tell...
Never can tell d guy might be bluffing abi?

Ok....kontunuu!
HealthRe: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by themodernman: 11:52am On Apr 26, 2015
nerodenero:
Unfortunately, no concrete evidence that will prove beyond reasonable doubt that this God-forsaken beast called Kazeem is the culprit.

For me, the above is the most painful part. I pray she survives because a small percent degree of burnt or acid-bathe kills very faster.
So a large percentage degree kills "very slower" abihuh
HealthRe: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by themodernman: 11:50am On Apr 26, 2015
midasbliss:
She Never Saw It Coming...
Only If She Did...
What did she not see coming? Someone promised to disfigure her beauty & she still dey shake yansh for street...she must be really slow.
HealthRe: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by themodernman: 11:45am On Apr 26, 2015
Codyt:
Common sense has eluded you. SAY NO TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!! You there talking thrash.
I'm not in support of the guy but will saying NO stop domestic violence? NO!

We've been saying NO since time immemorial & its even getting worse...don't you think couples should watch out for red signals & take off when possible?

Prevention they say is better than cure...
HealthRe: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by themodernman: 11:40am On Apr 26, 2015
adedeji65:
she shuld have packed out... for real, it's nt just worth it...since the man threatened to spoil her beauty, even as a man if anybody says that I go call am and settle amicably, life don pass make we dey fight for no reason.... #owonikoko
My brother I swear I dey feel you die! Why should I be arguing with someone when I can beg him & continue enjoying my life.

I remember a show Wizkid went to and he was just misbehaving to a fan..d fan came to d backstage and told him in yoruba that he'll use just 5k to destroy Wizkid's life...immediately Banky W lied down & begged the fanboy make he no vex even give d guy autograph join sef...

I was coming back from a club one night around 10pm when a one eyed man stopped my okada & told d okada man to be going...d okada man wanted to form James Bond but d man said he'll finish him up now if he doesn't shut up...na so I just get down begin form yoruba comedy for the man:"Ah baba tuale! You too mussh!, one hand & one leg up for you alone oh! If I fit carry d 2nd leg up make I hang for air I go do am oh!" Na so d man just burst into laughter told me to give him anything I had, I gave him 50naira, he personally guarded me home cos dat place is usually dangerous @ night....what if I had tried to form macho man? Only God know where I for dey today...

Calling off ppls bluff makes d person want to prove himself d more but taking him serious & settling amicably douses anger...we should learn to protect ourselves with wisdom which is profitable to direct & not banking on Police or Soldier cos they're just humans like you & I, not God. A soft answer turns away wrath.
HealthRe: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by themodernman: 11:21am On Apr 26, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I know definitely,,we must a find a way to attach part of the blame on the woman for her predicament.[/color]
Its not a matter of apportionment of blame but wisdom...

A man has threatened to disfigure you, yet you did nothing about it, calling his bluff. No police report, no means of escape, nothing! In ds rugged jungle called Naija?

Guy pls beware oh! I hope you won't behave like ds woman cos I'm sure she'll be regretting her actions deeply...I really wish her well but ladies love being stubborn, anoda woman will still do it again & you'll hear stories dat touch again...even in saner climes couples still kill each other how much more Naija.

One thing you should know is dat we're higher ANIMALS...it not only means we can reason & control ourselves but also means in every human is dat trait of beastiality.
HealthRe: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by themodernman: 11:13am On Apr 26, 2015
Femistico:
chisos...

woman sha, dont u know dis guy attitude before u go on to marry him..well am nt surprised sha some girls wanna date a cultists or touts in order for them to belong and be noticed among peers buh see the consequences now, instead of them to date a cool guy dey will wanna date a rugged guy who will in future spoil there skin and dream..

sorry woman and take heart, next time take ur time to get urself a cool and educated man...
Pained? You can be better dan a Bad boy bro...
HealthRe: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by themodernman: 11:03am On Apr 26, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Sir! Did you read the story completely at all?

The rent which kazeem paid for the woman had expired and then she renewed it with her own money.

What right does kazeem have to still tell her to pack out? Asides that he's not even the landlord of the apartment.[/color]
Guy be realistic here...Kazeem got the house first & she's now doing well over what he got for her...jealousy will want eat him up, any other anger can be pacified but a jealous man one should avoid like a plague...nothing can stop such a man...why didn't she just go to her parent's house jejely & find somewhere else?

You might think I'm being a coward by all ds but what's d benefit in forming jacky chan and having your face scarred? There's always a way if only we humble ourselves.

Note I'm not in anyway supporting Kazeem but stay away from a mad man simple!

I've had a colleague threaten to stab for me refusing to shake him in public after his several prior disgusting attitude. I was just looking at him like mumu & let him finish his rant...am I less dan a man today? I'm still alive and since den we still don't shake each other...what if I had called his bluff & he stabbed me? What would av happened?

Ppl need to learn to take others serious otherwise they pay for it in most cases with their lives.
HealthRe: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by themodernman: 10:50am On Apr 26, 2015
Twaci:
Now this is just sick!

But babe u for don pack out jejely na...
You ladies will always call d bluff of a man thinking that's confidence. Its just plain stupidity.

I'm sure most ladies will still not learn. Even if a child threatens me I'll park well for him/her oh...it doesn't mean I'm a coward, it simply means I value my life & I'm being wise.
PoliticsRe: 10 African Countries With The Highest Military Strength And Fire Power by themodernman: 10:37am On Apr 26, 2015
So Ghana no even get mouth & dem go dey follow us misyearn?
AutosRe: Nigeria's most wanted Cars! Only affordable prices! by themodernman: 11:04pm On Apr 25, 2015
AuctionExport9:
2006 4Runner out for sale on today's auction at #AuctionExport

The highest bidder gets the car!
Salvage title
RUN&DRIVE
131653 ACTUAL MILES
Its good that you let people know dat its highest bidder so they won't be tricked into believing d cheap prices they see on your site auctionexport.com.
PoliticsRe: 'People Have Deserted Aso Rock Because I'm Going' - Jonathan Speaks Emotionally by themodernman: 8:19pm On Apr 25, 2015
Sooroptimist1:
Na so life be

When we told him to do what is best in Nigeria's masses' interest he refused citing that Nigerians have the highest numbers of private jet owners

May i ask where is FFK today after allegedly pocketting N2Billion in Campaign fund....The last we heard of him was that he bought a Range Rover for his GF almost immediately after the Presidential elections

Where is Peter Obi who was allegedly given N26Billion to mobilise people in the SE and SS

Where is Bode George whose interest has always been to sit atop campaign funds for Lagos and not because he wants someone to win lest he be displaced as the party leader in Lagos

Where is even his wife Dame Peshe since the results were announced

Everybody just used Jonathan to cut deal and to become emergency Billionaires
Lol @ Emergency billionaires.

Imagine hearing funny names like Ayiri Emami...and you'll be forced to ask: "ds one sef na billionaire?" undecided
AutosRe: Registered Toyota Camry (2009 Upgraded To 2010) - 2009 @ N1,500,000.00 by themodernman: 8:09pm On Apr 25, 2015
jacobjamie:
Noo...it was used as a farm....to plant and grow crops
grin

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