₦airaland Forum

Sisikill:
All that's is left is for you to embrace Bromance and you will be the perfect man.

Moremi. . . . . . . .Whats it Gaaaaanself?
Abeg I wouldn't want the food i had already eaten to come back the way it went oh!

4 Play:
Love is all we need!!!!!

That line is obsolete bros. . . . .
Most guys i know doesn't believe in that. . . . .Let alone t'em ladies.

I am not getting married if i dont have enough money. . . .
Why would i want to punish the little innocent queen if i knew i wasn't ready to take care of her?
Last time i checked. . . . .Love can never and will never pay the bloody bills.

Sisikill:
LOL, Sly you are cracking me up! We already have Sismance, that's why there's call for Bromance. Why do you guys want to miss out on the many things you can gain from being open. . . truly open with each other.

Sly for the sake of emotional growth, turn to your best friend, l[b]ook him in the eyes and say "I LOVE YOU BRO"[/b]

''Mouth wide open''
''Faints''

mesmya:
abeg when did sly bcome a pastor

Abi Oooooooooh!
What wont i see. . . . .Bromance?
Tsssssssssssssssssssew! Bromance ko. . . . . Sismance ni.

debosky:
If she hadn't been around the block so much, I might have considered her for my second wife.

Oh you have one already. Hurrrrrrrrrray!

Kim Kardashian Without Makeup!

She looks fantastic.

Forgive them lord for they know not what they are doing. . . . . . . . .
I can clearly envisage the end time.

Yar’Adua undergoes surgery in Saudi Arabia

Fresh facts emerged in Abuja on Friday that President Umaru Yar’Adua might have undergone surgery at the Soliman Akeeh Hospital in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia earlier this week.

An authoritative source close to the President told Saturday Punch in Abuja on Friday that Yar’Adua was responding to treatment after the surgery. He also added that the President might return to the country next week. The source, who told Saturday Punch the nature of the President’s ailment, initially, later called to request that it should not be published.

The source, who also pleaded for anonymity, explained that the President had to be operated upon because the drugs administered to him did not bring about satisfactory “improvement”. He said, “He underwent surgery. The doctors said that it was better for him to undergo an operation as drugs seemed not to be the best alternative again.” The source described Wednesday’s claims by the Federal Executive Council that the President was performing the Islamic obligation of lesser hajj in Saudi Arabia as a cover.

He said, “Only a few people are aware in the Presidential Villa. Of course, his deputy (Vice-President Goodluck Jonathan) knows; and a few ministers are aware of it too.” He said that the decision to give that explanation was borne out of the fact that the Presidency was also worried that there had been too much publicity and anxiety on the President’s health since he assumed office.

According to him, the Presidency decided to use the “lesser hajj excuse” because it was “handy.” The source said, “There is no need to always say that he is sick. You know that there has been much apprehension about his health. Many Nigerians had asked him to speak on the matter, which he did during one of his very few media chats. But the fact remains that he is not feeling well. He did not start feeling sick today. It started when he was governor of Katsina State. His state of health is not a secret.”

He added that the delay in the handover between the retired and new service chiefs was becoming an embarrassment to the military and that was why it was finally done on Thursday, without the decoration of any of the new military chiefs. He explained, “Now, you could see that the officers had not been decorated with their new ranks, which was supposed to have been performed by the President. But since the old service chiefs had to go, the new ones had to take over, even when they are yet to be decorated. We are hoping that the President will come back to perform the ceremony.”

In order to stave off any speculation on Yar’Adua’s state of health, the Minister of Information, Mr. John Odey, shortly after the Federal Executive Council meeting, on Wednesday, had told State House correspondents that the President was in Saudi Arabia for Ummrah, the Muslim lesser hajj. Similarly, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Chief Ojo Maduekwe, had added that Yar‘Adua’s trip to Brazil was only readjusted and not cancelled.

But the Deputy Chief of Mission of the Brazilian Embassy in Abuja, Mr. Andre Luiz Azevego Santos, had told THE PUNCH, which ran an exclusive report on the trip cancellation on Friday, that the visit had been cancelled. He said in Abuja that a letter from the Nigerian Ambassador to Brazil, Mr. Kayode Garrick, had conveyed the cancellation of the visit to the Brazilian authorities. According to Santos, the letter did not give details on why the trip was put off.

Ladies and Mentlegens. . . . . . . .It has do ohhhhhhhhhhhh . . . . . . .Abeg!

diamonleda:
Two girls were bathing together. So one girl asked her mate, "How come you have very little pubic hair on your p*ssy?" The other girl replied with this question, "Hey, have you ever seen tall grass on a busy road?"

Moyola:
eyahhh!!

i feel your pain sis!!

that shuldnt b an obstacle 2 your marriage, u can go ahead with it, not all your kidz are gona b SS, u kuld aswell consult your doc. for more info.!!

gdluck!!

One of the reasons why i would never advise my worst enemy to bring his/her personal problem to this place.

[quote author=nigeria1@@ link=topic=165448.msg2725576#msg2725576 date=1220030230]Alot american believe a white lady is better than an black man in the white house.[/quote]Oh yeah and the same lots of American voted for Obama to clinch the Dems nomination.
Or were they sleeping?? Sorry but your assumptions holds no ground.

[quote author=A_K_O link=topic=165448.msg2725551#msg2725551 date=1220029868]Palin should not have made the comparison with Hillary Clinton.

I think that was a big mistake; she should have allowed the voters to do it first.

Quite a number of women voted for Hillary because she was the first experienced and trusted female to run.

You can't just change skirts on any woman and expect it to fit.[/quote]You couldn't have been more right.
Americans are sensitive, You cant expect them to just vote just because someone happens to be a woman.
You can't compare Hillary to palin. . . . . . .Another dumb idea by the republicans.

Bastage:
Yar'Adua would be an idiot to turn down the Iranian offer.

With the energy crisis in Nigeria as it is, he now has a bargaining chip to secure help from the West on better terms for Nigeria.

He is not turning it town.
They had already signed M.O.u.

Just when i thought i was done with my Obama campaign shirt.
I think its only right to put it to good use now. . . . . . . . .Bros before hoes.

Radiant:
Good gracious Jesus!!! So this is how we read the news everyday without knowing exactly what we are believing??

Please, Ya'dua is currently in Brazil with his entourage. I know someone who travelled with him and I even spoke with the person a few hours ago from Brazil.

Won't give more details but please people Ya'dua is not "sick again". Wow!

No. . . .He is currently in Congo with his 3rd wife for their wedding.
Rumor Mongers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a Conny way to garner Hillary's die-hard females supporters.
There's still hope. . . . . . .Sure there is.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=164770.msg2722309#msg2722309 date=1219976890]I will tell them about Abigail, Anita and Angela. . . . . .
Also that sugar mama that's stalking you
I'll talk now o!
Give me my entitlement![/quote]Ok i will give you the kokomaster very soon.
When im done wid this webinar.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=164770.msg2722299#msg2722299 date=1219976453]LOL!
Give me my entitlement you this biological specimen.
If not, Stillwater will get the entertainment she wants o![/quote]Abeg Na!

Tsewwwwwwwwww. . . . .Tieh talk gan. . . .
I will tell them about Torres Micheal too.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=164770.msg2722284#msg2722284 date=1219975996]She's too busy with her hubby to care about you.
Do what I want unless. . . . . . . . . . . .I'm going to tell them.
So what do you want?
A playa like you should be able to sneak out of this.[/quote]U see? This small girl Stillwater want to have fun with sumn serious like that?
Try it and the rest would be history.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=164770.msg2722274#msg2722274 date=1219975655]No no no Negro.
I don't want to see how anything is done.
I'm not watching you do you (that's just too vain).
I will tell Nairaland o! I will open a topic telling them all that happened.
You know me now [/quote]Dont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U want Stillwater and the like to be hurling orisirisi at me?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=164770.msg2722256#msg2722256 date=1219974911]LOL!
Sly, cart yourself back now!
If you can't satisfy your girls. . . . .at least satisfy your sister's curiousity.
Give me what i'm asking for NOW!
You know you've spoilt me, don't stop now.[/quote]You just do you. . . . . Imma do me. . . . .
Wanna see how its done? Then watch me do me

CGO:
It's appauling that a large population of our so called educated Nigerians still make simple spelling errors in writing and speech.
Examples:
1. This particular one irritates the hell out of me! - DEFINATELY AS OPPOSED TO DEFINITELY
2. INTERNATE AS OPPOSED TO INTERNET
3.I have also seen GOOD MOURNING AS OPPOSED TO GOOD MORNING.
and others too many to mention. Please kindly come up with other errors so people can be informed, It is disgraceful because most of these word are basics that shouldnt be mis-spelt

See how you just shot yourself on the foot. . . . . . . .Uh oh Uh oh!
Remove the logs in your own eyes before venturing to remove from the eye of others.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=164770.msg2722248#msg2722248 date=1219974637]My friend what are you doing here?
You're running from me!
Come back here and give me what i want jooooo before i expose you here o! [/quote]Don't break your tiny neck bone ooooh.

Uh Oh!

stillwater:
You were hurting and I felt your pain. What do I get in return? Accusations?

You were supposed to feel my pain by surrendering yourself to me. . . . .
Not by saying[i] i felt your pain[/i] yan yan yan yan yan.
Thats the only way i could feel relieved.


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=164770.msg2722038#msg2722038 date=1219971018]LOL! you're none of the above but we know you're an established playa.
Who? Myself and Sly?
You don't even know the half of it. . . . .Amina, Sikira, Tope and Funke all told me of his deeds.
I'm no playa though. I play everyone else but my guys.[/quote]

Tseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Owiziwizi . . . . . . .Sikira ko. . . . . . .Sindodo ni.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=164770.msg2721993#msg2721993 date=1219970345]Lemme hear word jare.
You're blaspheming up in here.
You are a bonafide playa. I am NOT mistaken. 4 of your exes buzzed me last night talking about how you dumped them all after 3 months.
You need help sure, but you need Jesus.
Form your association with zerocool and the rest and you guys will take the world by conquering girls.

@ Stillwater, your hubby is a playa too now! Don't criticize our poor sly.[/quote]




I seriously do not know what you are saying here?
Do u think i am debo, kingplemet or stillwater? the epitome of players

stillwater:
I feel your pain Sly. It's so sad being you.

Whats this S'pose to mean?
Which pain?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=164770.msg2721933#msg2721933 date=1219969427]You want to learn what?
You this agile 18 year old guy with hyped hormones?
You played enough girls on Nairaland. Don't let me mention names because you will hate me afterwards.
You chase everything that can fit into a skirt.
You can't look a girl in the face, yet you have gathered so many of them?
You can't talk to a girl, yet you serenade all the girls on Nairaland with your charms and then run off?

I'm done!
You're the father of Players and the number one player in this country sef.
GO and sleep jare.
I hope your exes come here and tell us how you played them.[/quote]

18years ke?
When i was 18, There was no electricity, No internet, Nuffin.
We were using palm oil and rags to light our rooms during that time.


As for this playerism, I beg i don't understand what you saying
Are you sure u are not mistaken
I havent kissed in my life. . . . .Let alone gbishing I want to learn how to play.
I beg i need help fast. . . . .Where all the players at??

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=164770.msg2721886#msg2721886 date=1219968819]
NONSENSE!
This is the #1 playa in his continent. All the Nairaland girls you've chased. All the ones you've toasted.
Sly you must have smoked heavy igbo.
What rubbish?
You're their oga sef.
Seven girls in one week and you're asking for lessons again? You want to double the number?
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! [/quote]









Whurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt are u talking about?
Im here to learn how to play and u r saying im oga?
I seriously want to learn, Imagine i am so old and i havent dated in my entire life.
I cant even look at a girl in the face. . . . Let alone talk to her? that would be as if the world is coming to an end.

Pls people. . . . .I am waiting for contributions.

I am a saint . . . . . . . . And i would like to know how to play too
I hope its an easy thing to do. . . . . .Pls people start contributing.

Queenisha:
make I go watch my hearthrob Obama.
doesn't her words tell us how hopeless her state is.
She thinks making fun of Christ somehow is supposed to set us off.
we've seen big fishes

Who knows. . . . .Her story could be like that of Jabez.

madamkoko:
RUBBISH NOW YOU ADD "GOD BLESS" After the insults and curses. .

You must be yarning OPATS.

I don't want to believe in the god these morons believe in. Tke your xtianity carry go.

Go Ye into the world and preach the Gospel Madamkoko.
All these hating aint gon get you no where. . . . . . .Trust me.
Jesus Needs you, Now close your eyes and lets pray.