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The 27 oil workers rescued yesterday by MEND from the pirates that kidnapped them from the MT Blue Ocean and taken to the camp under attack to be offered as a reward leverage for the release of Henry Okah are trapped in the fighting between our fighters and the Nigerian military forces.

The workers are made up of five expatriates from Britain, South Africa and Ukraine, while the remaining twenty two are Nigerians.

It was learnt that the military on faulty intelligence as usual embarked on what is now a botched rescue attempt.

Some of the oil workers are injured but are being treated with the same local herbs we are using in treating our wounded. The Red Cross or doctors from MSF should be allowed passage to attend to them. Injuries are mainly from high caliber machine guns and shrapnel.

Meanwhile, two civilian communities; Elem Tombia and Ogboma have been razed to the ground by the rampaging soldiers who have not been able to take our positions. Civilian casualties are high.

Jomo Gbomo
-1500 Hrs: Seven fighters have so far been lost in the attack by the army on our position in Rivers state with several others injured. Three army helicopter gunships returned and began firing missiles indiscriminately into the mangrove vegetation's because of the excellent camouflage of our men and boats.

We can not tell the casualties from the army who have suffered some losses from sniper rifles.

This may be the beginning of a full scale oil war.
-Tombia, Rivers state, 1245 Hrs: MEND fighters have suffered about three casualties and RPG's were fired on two army attack helicopters that came at close range. We suspect one of them may have been damaged. The helicopters were repelled and have not returned. No news of enemy casualties. Fierce fighting is still going on with MEND fighters adopting guerrilla tactics.

-At about 0900 Hrs today, September 13, 2008, the armed forces of Nigeria began a full scale aerial and marine offensive on the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) positions and neighboring Ijaw communities in Rivers state with helicopter gunships, jet fighters and over 20 gun boats and landing crafts filled with heavily armed soldiers mainly from the northern axis of Nigeria.

We hold the governor of Rivers state and the president of Nigeria accountable for the genocide on the defenseless civilians who are bearing the brunt from indiscriminate airforce bombs.

All MEND positions in the Niger delta will respond to this unprovoked attack coming at a time the government is canvassing the so-called Niger Delta Ministry to hoodwink the people.

Rotimi Amaechi, the governor of Rivers state must realize that this action also puts his family and community at the risk of reprisals with dire consequences.

Oil companies are warned to move out their workers within the next 24 hours because a hurricane is about to sweep through oil installations in the entire Niger Delta region.

An update on the fighting will be continuously relayed.


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Epiphany:
We don't need any hurricane Ike or such. We have our own local natural disasters, Hurricane Abacha, IBB, OBJ and others.
They have done much more than any hurricane, earthquake or flood has done in America, Japan, etc

Abi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RichyBlacK:
4 Play,

The idiomatic expressions "wipe off the map" and "wipe away" are not identical by any stretch.

(A) "wipe away": remove by wiping (www.thefreedictionary.com)
(B) "wipe off the map": To destroy completely; annihilate (www.thefreedictionary.com)

While idiom A implies a gradual, non-violent, removal of, e.g., a stain, idiom B implies a swift, violent, obliteration of, e.g., a human settlement. Clearly, they are different. However, Western media outlets have equated these two idioms.

A'jad would deny these if you ask him to ascertain what he meant by the statement.
Even a toddler wouldnt have any problem deciphering what he was talking about by his ''wipe away'' statement.

Palin said she had insights into US. relations with Russia because "they're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska , from an island in Alaska."

She also said they would attack al qaeda base in pakistan EVEN if the government of pakistan doesn't allow it.
The problems Americans are facing now are caused by their leaders!!

I seriously don't see how this hockey lipstick piggy mum would handle the likes of putin and the rest!
As stubborn as bush is. . . . .He couldn't handle them, Let alone some hockey mum that cannot face her own people via the media.

Hannibal:
You patch on me wavelength, bro!!!
This is what i call a DIVA.
If a man jams this babe's frequency. . . . . . . .He would feel bonz. . . . . .FOREVER!!!

Fantastically and perfectly conveyed!!!!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170404.msg2794598#msg2794598 date=1221257289]Sly will you get lost now?!
Tell Nairaland the truth, you have no type.
As long as it looks good in a skirt and it has boobs, you're fine with it.
How dare you try and lie to us huh? [/quote]Wdf??
I got me some class. . . . It takes the likes of beyounce to get me drooling.
No more. . . .No less.
You can ask some of my friends how i criticize their bonny tails anytime they try to introduce some nonsensical bonny squirrel looking babes to me.
Im conceited!!!!!!!

showbobo:
na MTN u dey work

tufe:
. . no e for be etisalat na. see talk

Uche2nna:
lol

Crazy Sly, How You doing bro?

Im fine bro. . . . . Im doing just fine.
Whats going on??

I will never settle for nothing less. . . . . .Wid women like this. . .
All my problems are automatically solved. . . . . .Yay!!!


. . . . . . . .An epitome of sexiness.
If you're bigger than this. . . . .You are abnormal.
If you are not up to this. . . . . .You are abnormally handicapped.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=170223.msg2787753#msg2787753 date=1221162765]I will be so willing to step up and let us get stuff done, the youths need to get involved, and not just because you want to come and take and steal some of the money, but because you want to make a change that you blv in.[/quote]Easier said than done hommie.
Many have tried. . . . .Many have died.
The youths are not motivated to do none of these when the Country itself doesn't care about the well-beings of it Citizenry.

Fellaz of nowadays have upturn the religion from the normal way it was being practiced way back then.

Sure!!
I can envisage this in 670Years to come.
By then im sure i would be on the laps of God.

Are Women More Religious than Men? Why?

U need to take a survey hommie.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=169068.msg2787602#msg2787602 date=1221160538]@poster of topic
Are you still in high school or is your boyfriend still in one? Or are you guys just old-fashioned it sounds like puppy love to me though[/quote]
Whats all these im seeing here?

Continue here.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-169597.0.html

Continue here. . . . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-169778.0.html

saujee:
Hi Sly
Please can you help me check this VIN 1J8GL48K56W196177 my subscription has expired. I have checked it before but the link has expired.

Thanks man

http://www.carfax.com/viewEmailReport.do?a=3s0ap7hTjVVWxREuq8pvwa6zoKXuTBlRicGVbV%2BGNM6qiBvP4td3KtbDgDaCTSi3&language=EN

RipVanWink:
mr sly, please help me with this vin chk,
thanks,

4T1BG22K61U016403

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cookies198:
dear sly,
can u please help me check this vin of a car i want to pay for soonest
4T1BE46K87U641065.
thankl you very much,

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nodimples:
Sly,

Please help me check these : 4T1BG28K0YU010405 and 4T1BG22K3Y4709049

Thanks a lot.

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The second is invalid. . . .Better yet, Carfax doesn't have its history.

mfoy:
Hello Sly, could you please help me check out this VIN " JHLRD68473C006857 " because I'm about to drop cash for the car. The free report says "11 records found in the CARFAX Vehicle History database". Thanks in advance.

http://www.carfax.com/viewEmailReport.do?a=8j%2FvGDjERTfGIYWnU11Swa6zoKXuTBlRicGVbV%2BGNM6qiBvP4td3KtbDgDaCTSi3&language=EN

Dadicool:
@The Sly

Please help me check this, VIN 1HGCM72637A003668.

God Bless.

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Charles002:
Hello Sly. Kudos for your generous car history info.

Could you please, kindly check this one for me 'JTEGH20V720076909.'

Best regards.

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tundysho:
Abeg help me check mine

JNRAS08WX4X21194

Remains a digit to make it a complete Vin.

planet:
Dear Sly

Please help with a check on this VIN: 4T1BG22K91U078409

Thank you.



Click!!

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Sly - thank you so much for the info you provided above. it is really appreciated and you are a ringing proof of the true Nigerian. God bless you in this blessed month of Ramadan, ameen!

And u too.

SIFA:
Oga Sly tnx for the reply below. May the Good Lord continue to "ewedu-your-amala"

U r welcome hommie.

Outstrip:
The fly the sad part is that most of these people will rather live like that in some foreign country(did somebody say cambodia, damn) than live like that in Nigeria. Honestly I think we all need to rethink this our stance. we have foreigners all over nigeria making it big but we are in other peoples land improving it and some of us are actually living like pigs just so what? You can say you went to obodo oyibo. It is sickening.

I dont even know what to call these people.
Maybe i should say they are illiterates or ignorants. .
Most of them don't have the necessary information about where they are going.
While some have been deceived by giving them a false impression that . . . . .
all the streets out there are made of gold and u can just pick them up and be rich overnight.

Uh oh!
I would rather stay back in Nigeria and be smoking my Garri with ekpa from morning till night . . . .
And be living in a face-me-i-face-u house with lizards all around its wall and a short-put style toilet. . . . .
. . . . . Than subjecting myself to this kind of hardship. . . . .Damn!

slimghost:
B4 i answer your question, please help me answer this: Between Ja rule and Ginuwine, who is a better dancer?

Oh Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!