₦airaland Forum

Busta:
u missed me so much huh?

Go on google and type in "KARMA"
come back and tell me what u read and learnt.

Sure u already know. . . . . .


No matter how u define it. . . . . , I still don't believe there is anything like Karma.
Mugabe is currently 84. . . . . . Alive, strong,Rich and has killed 100s of people.
Now tell me, When is Karma going to come??
This Karma thing is a complete fallacy. . . . .I don't buy an ounce of it.

Busta:
That right there . . . is KARMA!

No its not . . . . . Unless of course, Your own definition of Karma is different.

Dual Core:
na, sly will be too busy to even want to leave u to come beat me up.

Tell am ooo. . . . .I would be too busy dancing emotional and romantic Awilo with her. . . .

mukina2:
yes na
but his own too much
Maybe because i like him very much na him dey worry am
True true. . .I love Sly no be small. . . . . . .Abeg Ika,Dont near my one and only darling Le Sly oo
I beg i cant do without him. . . . . . .He is my life and my soul!

Ika. . . . . . .Did u see that?
Owwwwwwwwwww My babe Muki Loves me. . . . . .

mukina2:



i see . . i saw . i seen . .i seeing . .i seeeeeeeeeeeeeee

cream de la cream de la Dc de la spawnie del a beach de la wedding de la jam de la la
sweet dreams My drop dead gorgeous baby Le Sly, I Love you so much

I Love you too ooo. . . . . . . .My baibey!

Guys:
Will you work for your wife as her staff in her business OR assuming both of you work for a company that has no strict policy against dating staff members and she happens to be your boss, how will you manage the role reversal at home? Will you be insubordinate to her orders at the office because you are her boss at home?

Dios Prohibe!

stillwater:
To prevent pregnancy,

Pregnancy??. . . . . .By just peepin' at it?

And why would any woman want to cross her leg?

sistawoman:
You just have not run into the right black women.

Yeah and that would be 1 in every 200. . . . . . . . . . . .Longthin'!

Afam:
I am very afraid as our senators are entitled to N114,000.00 per day for meal (according to newspaper reports).

Anti corruption war? With these senators milking Nigeria dry? They should make all government positions unattractive so that only serious people that are willing to work will get to these positions.

Which is why Nigeria will never be a better place because what u have stated will NEVER happen.
Unless of course. . . .200years from now.

joespasm:
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nana:
You blind?

Im so proud of my colour. . . . . . .Very Proud!!!

ima1:
can't say about Hitler, but atleast Abacha is dead, thats a much deserved payback don't you think.

Faux!!
Death is a price errone gotta pay. . . . . . . . . . .sumday!

Do You Believe In Karma

NO. . . . . . There is no such thing like Karma.

girl22:
those black rappers invented that song not black americans. rappers are less than 1 percent of the black population.

Blacks rappers??. . . . . . .Not black Americans??
So Those black rappers are now white Americans?. . . . .Re-read again if what u posted makes an ounce of sense to you.

girl22:
rappers invented that not black people

Are most rappers white??

Hannibal:
For Bleep's Sake. . . . . . Can someone SLAP this Ijesha wench once and for all?
Dirty, dirty scapegrace!!!!
Who needs to know about your noisy, malodourous shyte.

She doesn't have an ounce of shame. . . . .She's one hell of a bush girl!

Hannibal:
Definitely BOTH!!!!

Sure. . . . .Who would prefer a stalk illiterate?

madamkoko:
Sorry, I'm just frustrated that Nigerians are soo gullible. Religion has taken the best of every logic and common sense in their brain.

For a country soo religious and prayerful, why do millions go through soo much pain? POVERTY, PAIN, and Suffering,

Everybody wants to come abroad, when there's soo much wealth within reach in Nigeria. (Natural resources, and all good works)

RELIGION covers up soo much and makes people blind to REALITY.

Chill and Lets sing this song together!!

Prayer is the key. . . . . .
Prayer is the key. . . . . .
Prayer is the master key . . . . .Ha!
Jesus started with Prayer and ended with Prayer. . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . Prayer is the master key!!!!!

madamkoko:
Can you verify either? why don't u do some research and find out the number ?

I highly doubt that there is any opportunity for poor children to experience such opportunity and this is not just for CU but for other Pastor related such as well.

I know people who got kicked out of Convenant because they couldn't afford school fees. Go and tell those people about all your religious bullshit, such nonsense!!!

Easy oooo. . . . . .Don't finish your keyboard because u Wanna air your views about 'em pastors oo
Oyedepo will never buy you a new PC o oo

RichyBlacK:
[size=18pt]There is no juju on planet earth that can go against the laws of physics![/size]

Don't be deceived. . . . . .
Even though i wont call this one juju but when was ''laws of physics'' when Jesus walked on water??.

Hannibal:
You are the man!!!!
Clitoral erections is the cause of RedHotChic's attitude.
When she gets[b] it[/b] completely removed, she would be completely neutered.

Nahhhhhhhhhh This babe is hell stubborn!
A woman that could come up with this BS all in the name of tracking your husband would come up with another alternative. . .
Plssssssssss. . . . Think about this, the reason for all her lewd threads is as a result of what sum men have shown her!!
What i think would happen if you remove Funmi's thing is:

1: More unlimited lewd topics saying men are EVIL n shitz!!!
2: She would be advising all 'em ladies to start doing IT through their ears. . . . . .

Last time i checked. . . . . . her ears are as big as that of elephant!!
Oniranu oloju kongba ijesha babe!!!

Hannibal:
Exactly. . .

RedHotChic could actually be someone's doormat. . .
She cooks, cleans, milk cows, scrubs, washes her spouse's soiled boxers amongst other stuffs.
Then she comes online to show useless bravado.

Who else thinks RedHotChic needs to be CIRCUMCISED??

No doubt about that!. . . .She's one of them type who calls their husband. . . .MY LORD. . . .MY Savior n sh*tz!
She's just tryin' to vent her anger on 'em males up here.
Oniranu!

onyinye2:
you pretty much just called out all the men in the world.

Egbami!. . . . . .This is ridiculous. . . .who is this one again o

RedHotChic:
You want to slap me? i may press charges while you are cooling off in Alagbon.

Shut up!. . . . . . .Alagbon ko. . . . . . .Ologede ni!
Thank your stars. . . . . .That am not in your hood. . . . . .

Hannibal:
This babe needs help. . .

You must think all MEN are free-loaders like your geezers.
Who would stay in a woman's house?

Don't mind this yeye ijesha babe!. . . . .Ko gbadun!
Sometimes she makes me Wanna give her a dirty hot slap for the krauts and bunkums she spews here.
Hell!. . . . . .Who in his right senses would stay in a woman's crib??

madamkoko:
Most religious folks who are[b] RICH ARE PASTORS. [/b]

Mark 16:15. . . . And he said to them: Go into the whole world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

Tell me. . . .Will the pastors ride on horses and camels from Lagos to Ghana,UK,USA, and other parts of the world to preach?

yinraph:
Their comes a beautiful girl on a beautiful noon,She has what u could think of a woman.She works in a cybercafe such a beautiful interactive manners with customers but she had her mind @ her back.On a faithful day I walked towards her,gave her a lyrics of life she couldn't resist it which made me a man in that comunity,people were jealous,mumuring,rumous all over the little cities I was not knowing that makes me a men.
Things was so good with us for good 2years.
just a little quarrel we had just for one day it jeopardise our relationship.
what do u think can because that ?
for the past 6years we never saw each other again.
Here I am leaving happily with my Nissan Morano on a deep blue day surbing the high of way leading to meridian hotel @lagos their comes an hold up on the high way,Their comes a JAM @ my back.I shouted inside of me "CHINEKE ! CHURCH AGBASALA, OH GOD WHAT I HAVE WORKED FOR,FOR THE PAST 6YEARS OF MY LIFE. I came out gently as if i didn't think anything,i tighting up my tie gently,removed my versace spectacle ,worked 2wards the ride that batched my ride,come close to it their comes a new modern of Nicon navigator tinted glass out of it came out a woman whom left me for the past 6years. I was so wick and tired. Was so shots of words ask me later what happenend ?

Ode buruku. . . . . . .Olori nla bi ori eja agbodo!

No wonder the issue of women and heart attack keeps inclining every day!

Bamsyle:
Thanks Sly. And believe me, you do have a life after Nairaland.

No Problem Hombre.

Jerri:
Thank you Sly.

Please I have a last VIN to check KNAFB121735255832, thanks for your help!

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TOH:
wetin concern me with you?

Please go and listen to your Fiddy cent abi Black Jesus and fi mi si le jare

na only poke? No be puke again? Olodo

tomato, tomahto. . . .
I don't even know what brought me to this yeye thread full of bollocks in the first place! . . . . .
See weird names everywhere
Housecat ko. . . . . . Citygoat ni. . . . .Nor go use your money see better people!

TOH:
Tupac WOULD have been to nice to see during his time.

as for the living

-Massive Attack
-Bjork
-RHCP
-REM
-Paul Van Dyk & Felix Da Housecat
maybe ColdPlay

I've seen Madonna(3x), Sean Paul, OutKast and Kanye. They all put on great shows.

Na wah ooo. . . . .All these name self would make one Wanna poke