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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ''happy Birthday To Me'' by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:16am On Apr 08, 2015

Richhard:
Seems you are a lonely dude in a lonely "world"!

Like seriously,today is ya birthday and ya stalking nairaland and "wishing" that your thread makes frontpage! Absurd! #banter

I'd wager a bet that the dude chats with himself on his Facebook wall.

Nairaland General › Re: Romance Section»»»»»» ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!! by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:07am On Apr 08, 2015

alberto2k:
kai! Dan allah Mark No juss start, I still dey vex for ishihate way come scatter our bunk last nite

If u wan make we relate wella, u berra speak pigin or write in Chinese

- a wrap is enough for the wise

'Ishihate'? She really is a nice person when you get to know her. I used to have such misconceptions about her in the past. Although we still argue heatedly 'cause for some odd reason she thinks I am a misogynist and I think she's a fanatic feminist. She's nice all the same...or very civil at least.

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Nairaland General › Re: Romance Section»»»»»» ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!! by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:54am On Apr 08, 2015

alberto2k:
chief judge of Africa. . . Mr Obahiagbon pikin welldone.!

Abeg No dey make me regret burning my dictionary after I finish high school

Señor Alberto, graçais for the (subtle) eulogizing appellations.

Nairaland General › Re: Romance Section»»»»»» ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!! by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:50am On Apr 08, 2015

daviyjones:
just one moniker MR THESONOFMARK.

This is testy. I'll guess I'll be rooting for ORIJIN101.

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Romance › Re: MUST A MAN KNEEL DOWN TO PROPOSE TO A GIRL? by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:49am On Apr 08, 2015

LasoulMacuby:
I get ur drift man. So where we go block the guy make we tell am to backoff

Contact the SSS and I'll chat up my friends at MI6 to get his contact. We just might be saving a life...from mortal misery, at least.

Nairaland General › Re: Romance Section»»»»»» ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!! by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:44am On Apr 08, 2015

Daviyjones,
Naijaboiy (just like Alberto2k and myself) isn't necessarily hilarious. Sarcastic or cynical would aptly describe him. Most times only those who are very discerning get the humor therein in cynical/sarcastic posts..

FRIEDPLANTAIN

KINGTOM

ORIJIN101

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Romance › Re: MUST A MAN KNEEL DOWN TO PROPOSE TO A GIRL? by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:37am On Apr 08, 2015

MayflowerB:
Can u imagine... so as a man, u can't kneel to propose to d woman u love but u will be all proud nd happy to have her kneel before you......I hate guys with strong ego like you......u deserve to be served indomie cooked with plenty pepper nd a bottle of hot zobo to wash it down

Is your boyfriend still alive? You are frigging scary!

Some of us dislike when people kneel before us. It's demeaning. A bow or lowered gaze seems respectful enough.

Romance › Re: See How My Uncle's Wife Breast Is Affecting Me At Work..plz Help! by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:23am On Apr 08, 2015

ivyT:
Go sukk it nd f it

I knew I'd find someone who would surpass the OP's stupidity here. Thanks for proving me right.

Romance › Re: Romance Scam: How Ladies Dupe Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:19am On Apr 08, 2015

ireneony:
what about guys who decieved ladies believing into what they are not.
this is especially those catfishing...whenever i sense a guy is impersonating, i simply ask him y dont we skype. you wil d see d guy wil be giving different excuses

Just like you were trying to scam Mr. Seun by hiding beneath the charade you call "love". Thankfully we Nairaland guys exposed you for what you were -a conwoman- before he even gave you a reply.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:06am On Apr 08, 2015

Darkrebel666:
~ Its just a fun thread ...if people fake their accents or voice, there no problem ! Let's hear it
I personally wanna hear farano and those I listed up.

You are always too serious..loosen up

Too serious? Read my signature missy then reread most of my comments. You've been missing something.

Romance › Re: Letter To My Unknown Wife .... by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:52pm On Apr 07, 2015

Ewizard:
dreamer..
she dropped her panties at the cinema after watching 50 shades

She's also probably having a go at some strange fellow's penile appendage tonight.

Romance › Re: She Hates His Friends by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:50pm On Apr 07, 2015

buygala:
She wants to Isolate you so that she can torture you, kill you, then chop your body into small pieces, and put them into a Santana nylon, and keep them in her freezer as a specimen of what a perfect mugu looks like

On second thought

IF HER VAGINA IS REALLY WORTH IT, PLEASE DISOWN YOUR PARENTS TOO IN ORDER TO FULLY PLEASE HER .....

You certainly must have scriptwritten many horror movies. Scary dude.

Are you necrophiliac?

Family › Re: 50 Rules For A Happy Marriage by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:47pm On Apr 07, 2015

jamex93:
Ok

Noted

Dude, you're gamophobic.

Romance › Re: Did Anyone Notice The Sound If You Click The Like Button On My Comments? by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:38pm On Apr 07, 2015

kayultimate:
Did anyone notice the sound if you click
the like button on my comments?

Folks like yourself should be in the lagoon.

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Romance › Re: She Just Fixed A Sex Time Table by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:12pm On Apr 07, 2015

nikkiehan:
u beta go fenk her na gf she be o nt yet ur wife o. dis thing no be food nah, twice in a week is too much sef.

Oh really? But she'll definitely have no inhibition demanding cash and the likes from him?

If she resides in my abode it'll be a daily thingy. Some of us have very high libidos and it's only appropriate our females are compatible enough to match those bodily needs.

If she's ill or spent, cuddling would pacify me.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:02pm On Apr 07, 2015

EddyBlingzz:
why would one want to fake a voice note?

For the same reason one would put up a fake DP.

Months back, several monikers here were exposed as fake. Since then I've learnt to cease being a vidiot.

Romance › Re: See How My Uncle's Wife Breast Is Affecting Me At Work..plz Help! by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:42pm On Apr 07, 2015

ItsAnderson:

My uncle wife just put to bed and she is very endowed with breast. Three nights ago i woke up cuz of the loud sound of the baby crying, and as my uncle had travelled out I went towards their bedroom, when i got to where she slept with baby, i
realised she had used the breast to press him
unconsciously. Can't sleep again since then at night. I
would always stay awake to watch them sleeping and
it is affecting me at work. Baby can't sleep alone for
now and I have to make sure I watch them at intervals in the night so her breast doesn't suffocate the baby...

What else can I do please

You should be shot in the groin and your balls fed to piranhas.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:40pm On Apr 07, 2015

Enegod:
still working on it...

Is it an album?

Voice notes? Anyone can fake a voice note. Impersonation somebody, anybody?

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Romance › Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:37pm On Apr 07, 2015

barrnchedo:
Well, as for me am proudly 16.

Shouldn't you be preparing for your SSCE, missy?

Transgender?

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Romance › Re: Advise Needed by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:49pm On Apr 06, 2015

witnezHD:
ask her hand in marriage #ebot #see translation

Akparawa ukang nnyin, what's with the hurling of invectives? Anie se Ikpa ado unam fien?

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Romance › Re: 75 Things You Should Do For Your Girlfriend by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:54pm On Apr 06, 2015

gofyourself:
U send flowers to woman only if she dies? I pitty your woman, she can do better

Missy, we both know a large percentage of your gender would reject the flowers if they aren't accompanied by more 'precious' gifts.

Romance › Re: OBSERVATION: Long Conversations Between BF/GF Create A Fight. by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:47pm On Apr 06, 2015

daviyjones:
I didn't buy you MB and didn't force you to view or post on my threads. You think I create threads for miscreants like you?

If you like quote me and drop all the insultive english words in this universe . It won't stop MAN OF LIST.

I've had enough e-dueling today, Dave. Trust me, I would love to make mincemeat of your self-esteem but too bad you aren't my e-foe. Good night, Daviyjones.

Romance › Re: OBSERVATION: Long Conversations Between BF/GF Create A Fight. by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:06pm On Apr 06, 2015

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]How?

No facts or evidence? [/color]

I'm flummoxed you were expecting something concrete from a dude who creates (mostly) baseless lists.

Romance › Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:57pm On Apr 06, 2015

TR0UBLeMaKeR:
Says the stupiid OP that called me a buffalo this morning

He's wrong ...you look like a bear on heat- very feral

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Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Who Are Not Virgins Feel Entitled To Marry A Virgin? by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:23pm On Apr 06, 2015

Falconey and Ronald4lif: I'm not being harsh, am I? Obviously the OP had the tendency of turning into a male-bashing thread. I had to nip it in the bud.

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Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Who Are Not Virgins Feel Entitled To Marry A Virgin? by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:02pm On Apr 06, 2015

PunkyOh:

Why do unintelligent, petty, skill-less and fake females who smear themselves with make up and adorn breast and butt enhancing pads feel they are entitled to marry men who have done well for themselves?

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Romance › Re: Ladies,what Is Ur Idea Of A Dateable Guy? by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:42pm On Apr 06, 2015

[quote author=Unibenstudent post=32417025][color=OrangeRed][size=15pt]just thought about creating this topic,as it came to mind,,because most girls always tell guys that they are not too much and like they are not all that,,all guys no matter how cool they are,they always have a guy whom they fear in terms of how ladies flock around them..so the question is thrown to the ladies?
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So, I'll take it that your malleability of your personality depends on the fickle opinions of the opposite gender? Be yourself man! Stop trying to fit into any mortal's box. Trust me, if you get your priorities right and stay true to yourself, they'll flock to you...in droves.

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Romance › Re: What First Comes To Your Mind When You See Or Meet A Cute Person? by TheSonOfMark(op): 6:25pm On Apr 06, 2015

Elxandre, the thing is that folks like you who go around in circles bore me out. Your points are hollow, your posts are bland and , to top it all, your low self-esteem (judging from your monotonic rants about your inability to fully comprehend my posts) reeks with every word you type.
Is it just me or is your sole reason for engaging me in this logomachy midwived out of the need to share whatever spotlight you think I have been getting of recent? Epic fail! I am me - way above you. Be your (mediocre) self. Too many people want to try their luck with me. Just get a number and wait for the unending roll call. You'll always be vanquished in any typo-duel against me, dude. I DON'T THINK I AM SUPERIOR - I REALLY AM SUPERIOR TO YOU. I am Ivy League - stick to your Little League, kiddo.

I suggest you get yourself a jug of beverage laced with sedatives and choke yourself into the afterlife with it. Good evening, wimp.

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Romance › Re: What First Comes To Your Mind When You See Or Meet A Cute Person? by TheSonOfMark(op): 1:48pm On Apr 06, 2015

Elxandre:
You are the vainest person ever.
Even more accomplished writers don't showboat as much as you do.
Not just that.
You even have to write in weird bold fonts just to make a statement and get your vocabulary baggage noticed.
I used to think you were just messing around but it's clear you are not.
You are indeed silly and childish.
Age for some is just a number indeed.

So, Monsieur Elxandre , what would you have me do? Stoop to your stratum of mediocrity? Lump myself with these folks to satisfy you and your ilk? It's not my fault you haven't invested time to develop your vocabulary, is it? I guess my typo-eloquence makes you feel inferior. That should explain your unprovoked tantrums.

You lots castigate those whose command of the anglo lingua is poor then turn around to appellate those whose mastery of it is way above yours as vainglorious and showy. You see? You really are the kidult here since your priorities are transient.
Don't hate this player, dude, hate the game. Good day.

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Romance › Re: Confused As Fvk by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:33pm On Apr 05, 2015

IAMNADHUMAN:
There's this girl, dnt lyk her tho jxt started talking to her all in d name of socializing... To my greatest surpwise She yawn me say I dey act lyk baby Guyz ya knw aw dat feels ryt I come vex tell em my goons, dem cm yawn me say mak I dey touch am lyk madt started touchhinggg den she come give me finishin telling me dat am spoilt but I still be pikin :0 Am I really a Learner?

Go get yourself a beverage and choke on it. Trust me, humanity would forever be thankful.

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