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irunooboo:[color=royalblue] Trying to use reverse psychology on KINGSLAY , the mental-chess lord? It's like suntanning a Negro - no effect! Worthless piece of trash! If I have NEVER sent you a PM, may your siblings drop dead at the stroke of 12 while every cousin you have convulses into the afterlife. May your _anal orifice be pummelled with the dried twigs of a guava tree! May the bark of a baobab tree be your resting place! [/color] |
irunooboo:[color=royalblue] May every being which has your blood flowing within its veins be perpetually cursed for denying you aren't Searchiingforlove/Searchingforlovee! You rectum-craving stalker! Worthless eighth-thousand-naira-earning cyber-cafe scumbag! May you be sacrificed on the streets of Ogbomosho! [/color] |
kay29000:[color=royalblue] Typical zombie! A dollar trades for 385 naira, the 2016 budget is a mess and the economy is at its nadir yet, like a bionic programmed being, you're cheering the senile man on! [/color] |
lezz:[color=royalblue] That comment by Irunobo and Midehi2's "LMAO" were borne out of frustration -their inability to comprehend my earliest comment. They expect everyone to type in their banal way of typewriting. They can't blame me for their poor comprehension skills, can they? ![]() [/color] |
irunooboo:[color=royalblue] Featherbrained transsexual, may the day you lift an offspring of your diseased loins be your last! May your withered body be fed to crocodiles as a sport while deranged leprous men cheer in approval. May your cracked bones be tossed around in a mock fight by Alsatian puppies! [/color] |
Adanna86:[color=royalblue] Women fail to understand that, amongst other requisites, the key to satisfying men sexually is SPONTANEITY. Body flaws aside, no man wouldn't look forward to tumbling beneath the sheets with a woman who takes the initiative and/or makes herself a Co-captain aboard their pleasure ship. That seeming spontaneity, willingness to induce pleasure and the sheer unbridled nature of going about it give these porn stars the edge. Sometimes the pleasure therein isn't only in the orgasmic releases but the shenanigans and pleasurable maneuverings leading to the release. Basically, I just keep an open mind. [/color] |
[img]https://pbs-0.twimg.com/media/CbVKOwCXIAATVqs.jpg:small[/img] [color=royalblue] Messi : ruining careers since 2004.[/color]
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lezz:[color=royalblue] Contrarily, those tribal marks seem like a drunk archaeologist's uncoordinated attempt at recreating a hieroglyphics slab albeit on a human face. ![]() [/color] |
Synzu:[color=royalblue] He's already on this thread seducing the LEZZical (lexical) way. ![]() I suppose a virtual _orgy is in the offing. My arms are at akimbo. [/color] |
sapien:[color=royalblue] Myself and other ardent literatis. Columnists, editors, authors, MCs... Need I go on? [/color] |
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Basketball game! Real what? Barcelona all the way! [/color]
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lezz: Synzu:[color=royalblue] Not yet bros. You dudes are looking forward to seducing the bridesmaids and their train already? ![]() I am still hustling for the cheddar. We want future Mrs Mark well cartered for, don't we? [/color] |
Diddyydiva:[color=royalblue] Good. From what's observable in the pictures you uploaded, they are (supposedly) makeup-free. I'd honour my promise. Diddydiva, thanks for proving me wrong on the account that no Romanceland female is bold enough to update their makeup-free pictures. Thanks for proving amongst the ubiquitous females here, some can still present themselves devoid of the artificiality of face colouring. From hence, whenever the issue of excessive makeup is raised here, I'd do well to mention you as a welcome deviation from the norm. Hopefully other females would remove their painted masks and present themselves in their natural looks with you as an example. There you have it, Miss Diddydiva - me keeping my promise. ![]() [/color] |
BumBae:[color=royalblue] Since November, 2014. No hurry since she knows it's a defined relationship and I date exclusively. One woman at a time. ![]() [/color] |
Diddyydiva:[color=royalblue] Closeup pictures of your face alone would do. Makeup-free of course. Do so and I'd tender the apology.
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BumBae:[color=royalblue] A girlfriend who's worth the name should realize football is an important part of my leisure time as watching Big Brother Africa show or other such programmes incorporate into hers. What would happen today that hasn't happened between you two? Tumbling beneath the sheets? Cuddling? Rubbing minds? Exchange of gifts? Those should happen everyday. As a matter of fact, on Valentine's Day, both lovers should be figuring out the next level in their relationship instead of partying away. If he's dated you for long, today he should tell you when he's taking it to the next level. Sadly, girls don't really ask this questions when in reality we (men) need that extra push. [/color] |
pcguru1:[color=royalblue] There's a difference between trying to look pretty and deceiving people with artificial looks. Pray tell, can you kiss a girl with that much makeup on or even hug her? Makeup should enhance not ALTER. It should be light. [/color] Diddyydiva:[color=royalblue] Typical Nigerian girl. Always being selfish. You expect to get a reward (most likely financial) for updating YOUR makeup-free pictures yet you willingingly updated your emulsion-paint-coated pictures. Now, a dare: DIDDYDIVA, if you can update two of your makeup-free pictures on this thread, I'd tender an apology to you for misjudging you and NEVER direct scathing remarks at you from thence. Are you in? ![]() [/color] |
BumBae:[color=royalblue] Missy and I would be hanging out with two friends who would come with their girlfriends. That way we'd have fun and the guys wouldn't miss the Arsenal and Manchester City versus Tottenham games. Win-win for all. No grand celebration. [/color] |
Speechless3:[color=royalblue] You just listed parts on your whole face. You girls with heavy make-up reek of nadir-esque self-esteem and you hide beneath your mask of emulsion-paint-coated face to portray pseudo-beauty. WHAT'S WRONG WITH JUST LIP GLOSS? Why alter your face with toxic colouring ? Why should you deceive people with a mask? Yet you all crave REAL men. I dare any of the females here to update makeup-free pictures. [/color] |
[color=royalblue][b] First off, the dimwitted dude should realize that working in his aunt's 'pharmacy' doesn't make him a pharmacist which in turn makes him a quack - a pseudo-intellectual, egoistic knucklehead. Theoretically, he - a quack- attempted to play a doctor's role which could earn him a jail term...in saner societies. His tweets are testimony enough to seal his fate. Secondly, what on God's green earth has being a Calabar girl got to do with being promiscuous? A girl who's inherently promiscuous would always be , her tribal affiliation a non-factor. Just a cliched, prejudicial assertion which would be laid to waste when examined beneath the searchlight of superior logic. I could , like most people, opine that all Yoruba girls are dirty, all Edo girls are women of the red light district or that all Igbo girls are oppurtunistic leeches...but we all know those cliches don't hold true for every girl in each tribal group. Akwa-Cross females are not all promiscuous. [/b][/color] |
Speechless3:[color=royalblue] Too much makeup! That's a drum of emulsion paint on your face. Why can't you girls go natural for once? [/color] |
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Ishilove:www.nairaland.com/2643443/kimkardashian-releases-unclad-pregnancy-pics/1#38738603 [color=royalblue][b] I suppose I understand why she's despised a lot and termed a hypocrite. She confessed to being a cuss princess yet she banned people for the same. [/color] |
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I'd be right back.
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Synzu:[color=royalblue] I'd be honest. There were times when _Ishilove took time out to caution me before and explain to me after a ban via email. I'd give her that much credit. The only(?) glitch was that she was seemingly sexist and a closet feminist who let her sentiments get the better of her, most times. Like when she banned Funlord for a dispute instigated by Nneka123. When squabbles between feminists and non-feminists occurred, the non-feminists were always getting the stick. She was the Guardian Angel of feminists. They openly boasted that anyone who countered their assertions would be banned by her and _RoyalRoy. It's no coincidence that her known e-friends are known feminists/misandrists. [/color] |
BumBae:[color=royalblue] That's the DARKEST REBEL a.k.a GBADEBO Nairaland quite alright. The dude with countless female and male monikers who woos himself. His antics are now so obvious that even newbies can discern them. He tries too hard to fit in _Coogar's shoes. He claimed to be a mulatto and super-rich until his pictures were exposed. Even he couldn't negate the authenticity. [/color] |
Of course, you all guessed right. He's none other than the infamous, pilfering pretentious delusional kidult who claimed to be a Ukrainian-Nigerian. www.nairaland.com/attachments/2979567_arougly1_jpeg4eb54573c4f3e1639c40477d6eebb34a www.nairaland.com/attachments/2979569_arougly3_jpeg71ea70e5523406fded30c7da75e0d985 www.nairaland.com/attachments/2979572_arougly4_jpeg13af34560c12e149d84db1632e3bb924 www.nairaland.com/attachments/2980910_aromo3_jpeg19ac156801a65cca82ee1817f48a75fe |
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i am not male. stop sounding like a pained fool because i did not reply ur pm. sex starved goat
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