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RomanceRe: Pornography And Sexual Unfulfillment by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:08pm On Feb 19, 2016
irunooboo:
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son of a biitch grin i am not male. stop sounding like a pained fool because i did not reply ur pm. sex starved goat tongue frustrated keke driver from akwa ibom grin
[color=royalblue] Trying to use reverse psychology on KINGSLAY , the mental-chess lord? It's like suntanning a Negro - no effect!

Worthless piece of trash! If I have NEVER sent you a PM, may your siblings drop dead at the stroke of 12 while every cousin you have convulses into the afterlife.

May your _anal orifice be pummelled with the dried twigs of a guava tree!

May the bark of a baobab tree be your resting place!
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RomanceRe: Pornography And Sexual Unfulfillment by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:51pm On Feb 19, 2016
irunooboo:
i am not a guy nor gay. i can never date a fool like u
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May every being which has your blood flowing within its veins be perpetually cursed for denying you aren't Searchiingforlove/Searchingforlovee! You rectum-craving stalker!

Worthless eighth-thousand-naira-earning cyber-cafe scumbag! May you be sacrificed on the streets of Ogbomosho!
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PoliticsRe: Buhari Hosts To A Reception Members Of The Diplomatic Corps In Statehouse - PICS by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:35pm On Feb 18, 2016
kay29000:
MY PRESIDENT!!!
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Typical zombie!

A dollar trades for 385 naira, the 2016 budget is a mess and the economy is at its nadir yet, like a bionic programmed being, you're cheering the senile man on!
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RomanceRe: Pornography And Sexual Unfulfillment by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:41pm On Feb 18, 2016
lezz:
I see no disrespect to women in that post of his.
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That comment by Irunobo and Midehi2's "LMAO" were borne out of frustration -their inability to comprehend my earliest comment. They expect everyone to type in their banal way of typewriting. They can't blame me for their poor comprehension skills, can they? cheesy
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RomanceRe: Pornography And Sexual Unfulfillment by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:24pm On Feb 18, 2016
irunooboo:
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Shut ur smelly Gob and stop dissing women. Akwa Ibom tout
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Featherbrained transsexual, may the day you lift an offspring of your diseased loins be your last!

May your withered body be fed to crocodiles as a sport while deranged leprous men cheer in approval. May your cracked bones be tossed around in a mock fight by Alsatian puppies!
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RomanceRe: Pornography And Sexual Unfulfillment by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:49am On Feb 18, 2016
Adanna86:
So how is your girlfriend performance? Does it match up to your porn fantasy lass?
[color=royalblue] Women fail to understand that, amongst other requisites, the key to satisfying men sexually is SPONTANEITY.

Body flaws aside, no man wouldn't look forward to tumbling beneath the sheets with a woman who takes the initiative and/or makes herself a Co-captain aboard their pleasure ship.

That seeming spontaneity, willingness to induce pleasure and the sheer unbridled nature of going about it give these porn stars the edge.

Sometimes the pleasure therein isn't only in the orgasmic releases but the shenanigans and pleasurable maneuverings leading to the release.

Basically, I just keep an open mind.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:37pm On Feb 16, 2016
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Messi : ruining careers since 2004.
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RomanceRe: When A Guy Speaks Big English! by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:16am On Feb 16, 2016
lezz:
Sadly the dames are scanty.

If onila is who her DP claims then let me worship that body with sacred rites of devotion, she has the body constitution that makes the glory of the Egyptian pyramids pale in wonderment.
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Contrarily, those tribal marks seem like a drunk archaeologist's uncoordinated attempt at recreating a hieroglyphics slab albeit on a human face. cheesy
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RomanceRe: When A Guy Speaks Big English! by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:54pm On Feb 15, 2016
Synzu:
Lezz!! Get yo ass down here sharply! Your prayers have been answered gringrin
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He's already on this thread seducing the LEZZical
(lexical) way. cheesy


I suppose a virtual _orgy is in the offing. My arms are at akimbo. cheesy
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RomanceRe: When A Guy Speaks Big English! by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:17pm On Feb 15, 2016
pTomz:
My noble sir, Tis thou not vanish?cheesy
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Shakespearean English... Nice! cheesy

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Synzu:
Oh.. I was gonna Cc you gringrin
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Pleasant coincidence then.

cheesy
Cc "Mr. Seducer" in lieu of me.
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RomanceRe: When A Guy Speaks Big English! by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:07pm On Feb 15, 2016
sapien:
Who big English don help?
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Myself and other ardent literatis.

Columnists, editors, authors, MCs... Need I go on?
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RomanceRe: Val's Dinner: Rate My Fiancee And I. :D by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:29am On Feb 15, 2016
MISSNORA:
Itz for kids jor.U don pass am.Infact if u above 27,u shouldn't be found always on FP...I see ur post everytime like u doing notn.Honestly I rated u same way like vanquay,cutehector and vizki.z....didn't knw u a man self
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:28pm On Feb 14, 2016
[color=royalblue] Basketball game!
Real what? Barcelona all the way!
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RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Valentine Pictures by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:02pm On Feb 14, 2016
lezz:
Oh, OK. Lolz. Can't imagine what his toast will be like.

Seems I came late. It's a pix thing. I have a special request grin grin grin

***modified***

Seems this just hit FP, request rescinded.
Synzu:
Lmao! Mark is the official detective. Anywayz, I approve grin
Just for today grin
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Not yet bros.


You dudes are looking forward to seducing the bridesmaids and their train already? cheesy


I am still hustling for the cheddar. We want future Mrs Mark well cartered for, don't we?

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RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Valentine Pictures by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:18pm On Feb 14, 2016
Diddyydiva:
Hair styles are different smiley

Thesonofm.ark undecided
[color=royalblue] Good. From what's observable in the pictures you uploaded, they are (supposedly) makeup-free.

I'd honour my promise.

Diddydiva, thanks for proving me wrong on the account that no Romanceland female is bold enough to update their makeup-free pictures. Thanks for proving amongst the ubiquitous females here, some can still present themselves devoid of the artificiality of face colouring.


From hence, whenever the issue of excessive makeup is raised here, I'd do well to mention you as a welcome deviation from the norm. Hopefully other females would remove their painted masks and present themselves in their natural looks with you as an example.


There you have it, Miss Diddydiva - me keeping my promise. smiley

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RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Valentine Pictures by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:01pm On Feb 14, 2016
BumBae:
Nah ur right we dont ask these questions ...
Anyway when i get my own everyday gonna b vals day lol ... But uve been with ur mrs for long now .. You gonna pop the question anytime soon .. Or its still too early..
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Since November, 2014. No hurry since she knows it's a defined relationship and I date exclusively. One woman at a time. wink
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RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Valentine Pictures by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:58pm On Feb 14, 2016
Diddyydiva:
Two of my no make up pictures.


Cc
[color=royalblue] Closeup pictures of your face alone would do. Makeup-free of course.
Do so and I'd tender the apology.wink
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RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Valentine Pictures by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:54pm On Feb 14, 2016
BumBae:
Thats the way my nicca ... Grand gestures waste of money these days .. wink
Oh yes forgot there footie today me too will cuddle up n watch hehe, cant blive Leicester on top of board wanna see wt Arsenal can do today ...
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A girlfriend who's worth the name should realize football is an important part of my leisure time as watching Big Brother Africa show or other such programmes incorporate into hers.

What would happen today that hasn't happened between you two? Tumbling beneath the sheets? Cuddling? Rubbing minds? Exchange of gifts? Those should happen everyday.

As a matter of fact, on Valentine's Day, both lovers should be figuring out the next level in their relationship instead of partying away.

If he's dated you for long, today he should tell you when he's taking it to the next level. Sadly, girls don't really ask this questions when in reality we (men) need that extra push.
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RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Valentine Pictures by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:26pm On Feb 14, 2016
pcguru1:
Dude that's cold , but true but cold still girls have to look pretty nau even foreign babes do makeup too
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There's a difference between trying to look pretty and deceiving people with artificial looks.

Pray tell, can you kiss a girl with that much makeup on or even hug her? Makeup should enhance not ALTER. It should be light.
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Diddyydiva:
what's the price?

What's there to gain?
Tell me and watch me prove you wrong angry
[color=royalblue] Typical Nigerian girl. Always being selfish.

You expect to get a reward (most likely financial) for updating YOUR makeup-free pictures yet you willingingly updated your emulsion-paint-coated pictures.



Now, a dare: DIDDYDIVA, if you can update two of your makeup-free pictures on this thread, I'd tender an apology to you for misjudging you and NEVER direct scathing remarks at you from thence.



Are you in? smiley
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RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Valentine Pictures by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:15pm On Feb 14, 2016
BumBae:
Thesono.fmark whose the lucky lady smiley
You doung anything specail for her ..
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Missy and I would be hanging out with two friends who would come with their girlfriends.
That way we'd have fun and the guys wouldn't miss the Arsenal and Manchester City versus Tottenham games. Win-win for all. No grand celebration.
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RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Valentine Pictures by TheSonOfMark(m):
Speechless3:
eye, brow, cheek and lip is too much make up undecided

Ok let me not act like i didnt expect this. cool
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You just listed parts on your whole face.

You girls with heavy make-up reek of nadir-esque self-esteem and you hide beneath your mask of emulsion-paint-coated face to portray pseudo-beauty. WHAT'S WRONG WITH JUST LIP GLOSS?

Why alter your face with toxic colouring ?

Why should you deceive people with a mask? Yet you all crave REAL men.

I dare any of the females here to update makeup-free pictures.
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RomanceRe: FakePregnancy: Guy Makes Lady Purge Almost To Death by TheSonOfMark(m):
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First off, the dimwitted dude should realize that working in his aunt's 'pharmacy' doesn't make him a pharmacist which in turn makes him a quack - a pseudo-intellectual, egoistic knucklehead. Theoretically, he - a quack- attempted to play a doctor's role which could earn him a jail term...in saner societies. His tweets are testimony enough to seal his fate.


Secondly, what on God's green earth has being a Calabar girl got to do with being promiscuous? A girl who's inherently promiscuous would always be , her tribal affiliation a non-factor. Just a cliched, prejudicial assertion which would be laid to waste when examined beneath the searchlight of superior logic.

I could , like most people, opine that all Yoruba girls are dirty, all Edo girls are women of the red light district or that all Igbo girls are oppurtunistic leeches...but we all know those cliches don't hold true for every girl in each tribal group.

Akwa-Cross females are not all promiscuous.
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RomanceRe: Nairalanders Share Your Valentine Pictures by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:36am On Feb 14, 2016
Speechless3:
my val selfie tongue
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Too much makeup!


That's a drum of emulsion paint on your face. Why can't you girls go natural for once?
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Seun/mukina, Please Address This Incompetent MOD That Should Be Cautioned! by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:13am On Feb 14, 2016
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Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:49am On Feb 14, 2016
Ishilove:

Go through my pre-2015 posts. I was cuss princess, although... grin grin
www.nairaland.com/2643443/kimkardashian-releases-unclad-pregnancy-pics/1#38738603

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I suppose I understand why she's despised a lot and termed a hypocrite.

She confessed to being a cuss princess yet she banned people for the same.
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RomanceRe: Wish A Nairalander Happy Valentine With A Voice Note by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:20am On Feb 14, 2016
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Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:58pm On Feb 13, 2016
Synzu:
I had my fair share too bro. Even the appeals I was talking about wasn't done by me, they were done by others who were humble enough to plea their ban and I saw her lift a few.

What I gave here are my own observations as there was never a time when I and ishi were bread and butter contrary to what that fool above me is trying desperately to imply.

She banned me severally too. Thesono.fmark and funlor.d would testify to that. I even had a face-off with her severally.

I believe everyone is entitled to their own opinion. This is mine.
[color=royalblue] I'd be honest. There were times when _Ishilove took time out to caution me before and explain to me after a ban via email. I'd give her that much credit.


The only(?) glitch was that she was seemingly sexist and a closet feminist who let her sentiments get the better of her, most times. Like when she banned Funlord for a dispute instigated by Nneka123.

When squabbles between feminists and non-feminists occurred, the non-feminists were always getting the stick. She was the Guardian Angel of feminists. They openly boasted that anyone who countered their assertions would be banned by her and _RoyalRoy. It's no coincidence that her known e-friends are known feminists/misandrists.
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Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by TheSonOfMark(m):
BumBae:
MrMark whose this ^^^^ dont tell its who i think it is ... If yes wowwwwwwwwwww
I cant blive this .. So whose the guy with blonde hair and tattoo on dp all that time .. Chai
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That's the DARKEST REBEL a.k.a GBADEBO Nairaland quite alright.

The dude with countless female and male monikers who woos himself.

His antics are now so obvious that even newbies can discern them.

He tries too hard to fit in _Coogar's shoes.

He claimed to be a mulatto and super-rich until his pictures were exposed. Even he couldn't negate the authenticity.
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Nairaland GeneralRe: The Top 10 Nairaland's Phrasemakers In Recent Times by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:54am On Feb 13, 2016
RomanceRe: Submission Or Slavery? by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:55pm On Feb 12, 2016
Seun:
I can't believe men managed to convince women that God wants them to "submit" to men. It's one of the greatest cons I've ever seen.
Vivly:
A submissive woman is actually the head of the home.
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The women have chosen for themselves...and wisely so.
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