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All of the aforementioned are predictable and somewhat stereotypical.

I don't even know how I'd propose but I can count on my spontaneity and innovative wits.

How about something simple like :

She comes over to your place, asks you what's for lunch, you direct her to the kitchen to help herself to the pot of rice. She opens it with a ladle to scoop the rice and viola! - a ring in its case is in the pot, with no rice of course. Now imagine the way she'd scream for joy.

Or she's all dressed to go out and I add the ring to her necklace before she leaves. It doesn't dawn on her yet until she's checking out her reflection in the mirror and then slowly, ever so slowly, she sees it. The look on her face would be priceless!



Alright, alright, that's it.
No more fictional tales.



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halfricanadian:
your words doesnt hit me again
Ive gotten to d point of not even minding wat any one feels or say yes im ready to write sanity test

If only u will join me

A mad person is running with a towel a naked man is running after d mad man who is mad?

Why did u quote me ? only a person with no sanity will detect anoda no sanity human

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This is sad. Yet we lose another Nigerian youth to drug abuse. When will you people learn? Such a pity.


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AfroKnight:
Double twale for you. Owo meji f'enikan!

[color=royalblue] She still doesn't get it, bro. No-one understands her dyslexic rants.
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halfricanadian:
I don kno bou u

Buh i'm smoking hurt you quoting me dats why u mad? Dat i can b back ?

im back nd crazier mo tin fa gbana bi ti ray ban abacha

halfricanadian:
See u been smoking high since cliffon

halfricanadian:
Girl chill

I dont need a stone to kill 10guys ak47 can do dat for me


I need a stone to kill twitter bird so many people sont deserve to tweet

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Whoever did this to you mustn't go unpunished.

Gosh! You seem so incoherent and the bad thing is that you do not know this.


Seun, there should be a sanity test for Nairalanders from hence.
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kilode100:
Are you not yanshing them?.. Where are all these stingy men crawling out from bikonu?
How much is common subscription?...

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Why do you women objectify yourselves? So because he's tumbled beneath the sheets with them, he should PAY them?

According to you, the sole reason he should offer them money is because they offered their bodies to him and not because he's dating them or something.
He should pay for 'services'rendered,right?

Keep undervaluing members of your gender.

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olac21:
Lng time sonofmark?where have you been?I missed you I swear(no homo pls)

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I've just been a 'mention' away.
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tosyne2much:

Oga TheSonOf.Mark I throway salute

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Top of the morning to you, Tosin.
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misspicy:
OGA josefu no they use me famz thesono.fmark na,if you want to famz him,just mention him directly.


Trust me I don't fear humans who can kill the body but not the soul,I fear only God who can kill both body and soul

Lemme help your unbelieve,then am done replying your jokes


https://www.nairaland.com/2956477/emotional-seduction-subtle-mind-control

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Don't mind Joseph. He's searching for alluvial soil in the Sahara desert - NON-EXISTENT!

There's no beef between you and I.
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Johnnoah1st:
even as an high school drop out just with wat my gateman av achieved he can still feed Ur Lineage till the d tenth generation.

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The only gateman who obeys you is the one in charge of your village mortuary. Maybe you should stick to stealing pictures of mulatto boys and using them as your DP.
A firefly shines brighter than your future. Even M.J's famous pet chimpanzee would outsmart you in a spelling bee competition.
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Johnnoah1st:
i tink nairalanders should donate money for brain for dis nigga (op) , he is turning to a neusance here with all d senseless, baseless, foolish, stupiid, idiotic, retarded threads trying to form a relationship expert. i wonder d health status of the cerebrum, cerebellum, oblogata of dos who hail dis nigga thread.

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Cynthia, if you're going to curse someone out then do well to vituperate via well-articulated words of the Anglo lingua instead of this dyslexic rant which is reminiscent of the parlance of ill-bred, airheaded junior high school dropouts resident in rundown shanties.
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[color=royalblue] For some odd reason, bro, you always try to excuse men's philandering ways. Aren't men also sentient beings who should be as responsible for their actions as women are for theirs?

A man cheats and you go, "Oh! He's a man. It's his nature. Don't blame him. Yadda yadda yadda" but somehow the premise for castigating is flipped and skewed when a woman cheats.

That, sir, is a fusion of sexism, hypocrisy and chauvinism.

What is good for the _horny gander is good for the _horny goose.
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Her stand on the relationship you both share might be ambiguous but one thing is certain - she's enjoying the attention and adulations by other guys.

A woman who really wants to get a pestering male of her back would clap-back at his advances with a resounding "no!". But if she enjoys it...

In a twisted kind of way, what your girlfriend(?) is trying to tell you is that,"Dearie, I have admirers - countless admirers- and even though their flattery sometimes gets to my head, you're the one in my heart".

Women...You've got to love their peculiar theatrics.
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joseph1832:
Okay okay 'kay' (I hope I can call you that) no harm intended. We cool like that. Lol.

[color=royalblue] LOL.
Coming from you, I know it was a harmless joke, Joe.


Your 'friend' probably was spoiling for an e-fight with the name-flip but Kaycee isn't always predictable.
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joseph1832:
LMFAO. But never forget, that school produced great minds like theso.nofmark. LOL.

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Alright, now I have noticed this thread exists. Do well to continue without kingsley. [/color]

Agubushmenyo:
Gold digging for Males??... That's a profession!!

We call them Miners!!

But for the ladies?.... It is a habit and it is Bad!!!

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Perfect retort!
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JudgementHammer:
Simple thing I will be fuccking her till she's ok.

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Airheaded perverted scumbag! You'd screw YOUR sister? Which means you've been hitting on your sister already? Your dad should have traded you for a doormat at birth instead of raising an incestuous _prick.
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Maxi112:
rice #100

beans #50

plantain #50

2meat #100

small bottle water #50

total= #350

every mourning... jeez! I must get married this year, noting is stopping me

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You're certainly Yoruba. Eating out has been ingrained in you folks.

Why eat out when you can prepare your own more hygienic meals at home? Didn't you learn from mama how to put a pot on a stove?
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[color=royalblue] For obvious reasons, this case of rape, abduction and sexual involvement with a minor would sooner be cloaked and pushed to the fringes of our consciousness by propagandist conspiracy than the eventuality of Barça winning the La Liga 'cause jailing the accused would set a precedent which would challenge and unruffle the institutionalized paedophilia in the North and the rest of the Muslim world.

Ese's family would be compensated and the case would die.
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[color=royalblue] For obvious reasons, this case of rape, abduction and sexual involvement with a minor would sooner be cloaked and pushed to the fringes of our consciousness by propagandist conspiracy than the eventuality of Barça winning the La Liga 'cause jailing the accused would set a precedent which would challenge and unruffle the institutionalized paedophilia in the North and the rest of the Muslim world.

Ese's family would be compensated and the case would die.
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