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booqee:
Like seriously? just noticed. they basically don't have a life outside of this forum mehn.. quite sad..

Coldfeet:
[size=30pt]YIMU! Ngizobuea [/size]

Coldfeet:
[size=30pt]YIMU! Ngizobuea [/size]

Miss Zaccheus,you had to type in size 30 to get my attention. Interesting. I suppose that is you acknowledging your insignificance and how minute your persona is in this cyber-gathering of charismatic folks?

Sorry about losing Misternas89. There are other younger, virile men you can pick from, you know.

By the way, I have this gut feeling that what you typed would be as soothing as the caress of a zephyr against a sun-scorched plant if you say it in whispers. That most definitely would set my heart racing - something old Misternas can't risk 'cause of a bad heart. You see why you should pick younger men? If fate agrees, we could bear his great-grand kids - he's my grandpa.

Coldfeet:
Sis please don't waste your time on them, can't you see how all of them are beginning to "crawl" out? They are a group of jobless and useless kids! See all their signature what is the reoccurring word there? KNIGHTS. devils own puppets.

Misternas89:
I corrected her politely without anything attached, dunno why she took it personally. A guy corrected me sometimes ago too and I was so happy and really thanked the guy.

Boom!

Misternas89:
Kk bro. Good night

booqee:
you just munched a page without learning from it.
You said she should be found 'in piece'. That could mean anything, it could be half or whole.
BTW it even sounds more like a bad prayer when you don't specify what kinda piece u mean.. cos that what I thought.
If your gonna say that next time, you say she should be found 'in one piece' like you googled up from what I see in the pic.
But that's not what you wrote earlier except you wanna go modify your post silently..

KINGinVAHALA2:
Hahahahahahaha.

Now I'm beginning to come across monikers that reason like me when it comes to treating most of these nairaland girls who aren't worth it offline.

refiner:
....wat do u mean by red light district?

refiner:
...oga its just a game!...no string attached abeg!

Of course, "NO STRINGS ATTACHED ". Exactly what a woman of the red light district would say/type.

Laveda:

skarlett:
Ok


Thesono.fmark

LORDSAMURAI:
LOL wats all this boy? are u hungry? or have u eaten since morning?

LORDSAMURAI:
THE.SONOFMARK where are u? uve ran away as usual? lol mumu boy with upside down grammer on in nairaland but broke in reality, trying to measure up with someone far far above him in life on a faceless forum, anyways still feeling d harshness of the drinks i took last night on the celebration party of my childhood friend and teamate that got sign by borrusia dortmund of Germany a day b4 yesterday for 50million naira at a trial at asaba, let thesonofmarke keep gaining cheap likes while real guys are abt to get a mouth watering offer.

Angelberry:
Thanks Kings

Angelberry:
The handsome dude you met on social media may be a monster in person. This is inhuman. She travelled from Benin to Niger state to meet someone she met online cos she heard the word "MARRIAGE" Ladies we should learn from the mistakes of others, don't fall cheap for a guy cos of that bondage called "MARRIAGE"

I hate the word marriage, wouldn't mind to remain single for life!


R.I.P young lady

Jadekitana:
I think most guys are shy I noticed that in the forum.

BumBae:
Thats actually true Op

The second para , totally get .. Yes but what if she gets angry like shouting ranting without being aggressive i.e smashing bf stuff, hitting etc

But is it not normal for women to express themselves and also show emotion even tho its anger ...

The ones that dont show and keep it in till after marriage isn't that more dangerous as then the man doesnt even know what his got himself into .. At least if she gets mad the guy can know if wow i love her even more or Nooe she gats to go

Synzu:
Originated from my hometown in Orlu. Its wasn't exclusive to just Njaba people. I've lost a lot of relatives to it.


Its one of the reasons I'm being overly careful about my spouse.


Cc lezz.lie thesonofm.ark stfuareyo.ugod kingl.ekan and all dem niggaz waiting on me to get married. Una go old oo

Jadekitana:
Omg I just checked your pics you have the cutest lips ever, so pink and full *dies*

But Asslicker said you are gay he mentioned something like that and you got a coded group here too

I guess mama blessed me with some of her features.

Asslicker is actually Darkrebel. Everyone knows we are e-foes, somewhat. He'd type anything to discredit me but I'm straight. If you doubt it, do set up a meeting...and bring two of your sisters along.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Dude!
You look like Lebron James
well a younger cleaner version
JS

Aha! Do sign me up as his doppelganger then. I'd charge less.

Jadekitana:
Ok now you caught me there, I checked once and fell for the beards *covers face in shyness* but em em it was just once

GOTCHA!

It's nothing to make one shy. I get that reaction everyday.

Now enough about my looks, go step up the hunt for your Mr. Mysterious.

Jadekitana:
oh well I have never checked your profile, he sounded intelligent. Noted he's not you!

You actually have. You outrightly stated that the person you met is beardy, very beardy. And you went on about how attractive he looked.

How did you know I am beardy without checking my profile?

I know that trick.

Jadekitana:
oh well I have never checked your profile, he sounded intelligent. Noted he's not you!

Teempakguy:
It's usually because of Victim mentality.

emekamigo:
Involved in one now,am thinking of a way to run away!

i asked if he was a nairaland member,he said he's a guest but I didn't believe him. I suspect he's The.sonofmark though he had beards, full beards.

Xiadnat:
I am not the angry woman.

But, on 'rare' occasion where I am, all I need is to be left alone. Just let me get it all out. Dont say nothing, just agree at the time even if you don't necessarily agree. Don't use instigating words (or fighting words), don't offer solutions. Nothing. Just zip it or at least offer consoling words or empathetic words (but even still one must be careful)

The way I see it, if I am ablaze, I need fuel or flammable material to keep it going. Often times, I sizzle out quite quickly if no one provides flammable material/fuel.

This is how my parents marriage has lasted over 30 years. My father has got it down to science. When my mother goes off, he keeps total silence that you can hear a pin drop. And, God have mercy, my mother loves to rattle on.....LOL. More power to my dad really.

postmann:


The fingerprints matched. Whenever he gets involved in an intellectuall confrontation or duel, it takes him several hours or days to reply. That's a sure proof of intellectual bankruptcy. And notice how he uses his grammar in an uncoordinated, unnatural way.

For every line he drops, he has to do some consultations and study and this normally takes several hours and sometimes days.


Notice the time lag in each of his replies to my post. Then notice the short interval it took me to give him a follow up reply.

You'll come quickly and rightly to this conclusion:

This guy's head is originally empty, and has no ready-made answers to intellectual discourse. He has to read, and do some cramming for the subject at hand and only then can he pass his poor, shallow, vain-spirited, glory-craving, intellectually bankrupt ideas.

The quote below is a cliche of his:

"I couldn't post a reply early enough because I AM busy".

Those who he's had e-duels with know that's the defense he always comes up with.

Tarry a while and he'd term you jobless, ask you to grow up and probably opine he's at the Ukrainian embassy sorting out some issues while his chauffeur is having lunch.