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FoodRe: 7 Strange Food Phobias You Might Have Without Even Knowing It by TheSonOfMark(m):
iamkingzlee:
Juat number1 lipsrsealed Fear of Vegetables.
You, a fellow Akwaibomite, is scared of VEGETABLES? Our meals are predominantly leafy. Afang, edikaikong, editan, ekpang... How do you cope? Scratch that - what sort of phobia would make you abstain from the best soup in the world, afang?

FoodRe: 7 Strange Food Phobias You Might Have Without Even Knowing It by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:54am On Oct 18, 2015
Rosemary216:
Numba 4 nd 6!! Daz me. I so dislike alcohol! Knowin its effects on ppl freaks me out. I also dislike dinning wit ppl nt just @ parties. D idea of hvin 2 discuss whyl munchin my food mks me always wan2 eat on my own!
Methyphobia is okay. It's not that rare. I have never craved for alcohol all my life and it still seems odd to friends and family 'cause it's not for religious or health reasons. I just do not crave for it. Hopefully, my future wife would also completely abstain from alcohol. I DISLIKE WOMEN WHO DRINK.

FoodRe: The Chronicles Of My Afang Soup(pics) by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:36am On Oct 18, 2015
udysweet:
Pic 1:Waterleaf,washed with salt to take out excess water(I cldnt get dos dry waterleaves,dis one had extra water hence d scrubbing wit salt)
Pic 2:afang already blended at the market(who has time to pound afang?!)Note I'd already added crayfish and cameroon pepper to it,so I'll have to watch it when I'm adding during cooking
Pic 3:nfi,isam,periwinkle,watever u guys call it,lol! I had to go for d "de"shelled ,I cnt stat to cut dos shelled ones. It washed already to remove sand and pieces of shell
Pic 4:stockfish head,and one small piece of smoked fish by d side*winks*lool!
The shelled periwinkle tastes better and it's more nutritious. Even at that, a meal of afang isn't complete without the distinctive sounds of shelled periwinkles being sucked out. Nostalgic, huh?

In most street markets where a sizeable number of Akwaibom women are present, the shelled periwinkles are always cut at the end and washed to remove most of the mud. All you have to do is wash the periwinkle thoroughly and discard the water until it is clear.

Your meal looks tasty though. God knows I'd kiss the knuckles of an Akwaibom young woman who keeps the home and business fronts well. AFANG ALL THE WAY! smiley

PoliticsRe: Presidential Interview: Buhari Roasted By Mehdi Hassan Of Aljazeera! by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:41am On Oct 17, 2015
drss:
for where? His professional liars always cover for him on local media stations.

If only the video would be aired on terrestial t.v stations and would made to go viral on social media so even the least partisan person would be aware of it.⚡
CrimeRe: PHOTO: Man Gets Electrocuted While Trying To Steal From A Shop In Rivers by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:33am On Oct 17, 2015
JewelRegi:
99 days for d thief, one day for d owner of d shop. Maybe they have been stealing frm that shop always and the owner have to set this trap.

R.I.P may God forgive u

But if our young men continue to die like this who will the young women marry?


#justasking

Penurious kleptomaniacs like him do not deserve to _copulate or, worse still, sire offsprings of theirs. Eugenics is allowed in this case.⚡
RomanceRe: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:13am On Oct 17, 2015
bstringz:
Wow!!! What a movie!!!
Starring - pbs4rea.l, P.inkiebarbie and Darve.n

Other actors are;La.veda,T.raplord, fun Lord, StfuareyouGo.d

If say dis na real movie una for win award. The hunter (pbs4r.eal) became the haunted and was really ass whooped by T.raplord and fun Lord. Who made us understand that he's currently following almost all the girls on nairaland. However.... It was a tale of betrayal as pbs4rea.l found out later that one of his ass whoopers was his own personal homie (Traplor.d). So sad*tear*
However it ended on a good note as T.raplord apologized and p.bs4real accepted and went to bed

NO VICTOR, NO VANQUISHED
I just summarized the whole thing in case any reader don't have the mb to check the posts

Heheheehehehehehe.... And the Friday night continues..

Crazy dude.grin In retrospect, it sure did seem like a movie.cheesy⚡⚡⚡
RomanceRe: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:07am On Oct 17, 2015
pbs4real:
u only want us to start this all over again, I would feign grin

Or maybe this is the part where you stand with my lexical noose around your scrawny neck while I slay you slowly with the most scathing replies. Be my guest. Your cyber-tribulation has just commenced.
RomanceRe: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:04am On Oct 17, 2015
TrapLORD:
Sneak a peek at that nîggaz followers list. Just one peek.
He's following 216 female monikers? Even Sweetorgasm is that bad. It looks like the attendance list of a girls' only school. cheesy
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RomanceRe: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:58am On Oct 17, 2015
pbs4real:
I laugh you in swahili,so u are nigerium or watever u call urself, I rem we had ish back then,is that the reason u feel u can get back at me ryt? Anyways have forgotten all that transpired btw both of us,c'mon grow up,i put it to u that butt licking is better than operating more than one moniker grin trust me I don't have more than one moniker since I join this forum can u beat that?
Save the emotional hogwash for your leprous babymama! You two-timing, perverted randy _cock-led scheming blackmailing oppurtunistic fox!

Trying to switch topics after being disgraced, huh? IT'S A GOOD THING YOU HAVE OWNED UP TO BEING A BUTT-LICKER. Live e up to it. Looking forward to reading a recount by you of how faeces taste. Until then, enjoy your holiday in FOOLSVILLE.
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RomanceRe: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:52am On Oct 17, 2015
TrapLORD:
They're scattered all over NL. These boys dont know a thing about flirting. Buttlicking evrything with an (f) beside its moniker... Smh.
Nîggaz leak more than these bîtches on their periods undecided
The point is that inasmuch as it gives me the thrills when imposters are exposed, I defend those who have been verified by others as real. If you must bust a moniker, have your facts right. Of course, if the shaming is initiated by a chronic butt-licker like Pbs' then I'd be tempted to believe the female in question turned down his advances and he's being vindictive.

I've got zilch respect for butt-lickers online and offline.
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RomanceRe: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:28am On Oct 17, 2015
DrAify:
Awesome,and you?
pbs4real:
am doing great masef nt without a dose of viewing ur pix for a daytongue
www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/962#35175983


pbs4real:
am doing great masef nt without a dose of viewing ur pix for a daytongue
nigerianium:

Gosh! This is the height of butt-licking! Dude, do you have any dignity left in you?undecided
www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/962#35175983

I am Nigerianium. Well, everyone knows that already. I attacked you for being a butt-licker.

Now that's what the real "we" do - we present FACTS.

RomanceRe: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:10am On Oct 17, 2015
pbs4real:
in as much as I would hate to sound verbose,trust me,you never had any ish with my moniker, I stand to be corrected though, calling me a wannabe is what I can't fathom,i would feign we never had this convo
Really? Pbs4real, do agree to deactivate your moniker if I post a link to me chastising you for incessantly downgrading yourself by butt-licking random females who dot no even care about your existence, in the DERAILERS' PARADISE precisely? smiley
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RomanceRe: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:54pm On Oct 16, 2015
pbs4real:
leave the mumu boy, he shld asked wat we did to miss*nora,behi*ra,*rin and so many of them,he wld be xpsosed in no time trust me


Cc:Tsom sinnzu
On second thought: Pbs4real,really? "WE"? When did we become "WE"? I remember launching a lexical assault against you in the Derailers' Paradise for being a dimwitted, servile butt-licker.

Supposedly, busting monikers and being touted as "detectives" is the 'in-thing' and, like a leech ,you want to partake of the supposed spotlight by basking in the euphoria of what you never were?

You wouldn't even recognize Alvan Ikoku if he were in front of you.! When we (the real "we" ) bust monikers, we provide FACTS and analyze the obvious and not-so-obvious CONVINCINGLY and not just baseless accusations. Get it, Mr. Detective-wannabe?
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RomanceRe: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:41pm On Oct 16, 2015
pbs4real:
leave the mumu boy, he shld asked wat we did to miss*nora,behi*ra,*rin and so many of them,he wld be xpsosed in no time trust me


Cc:Tsom sinnzu
There's no way I'd get a message you want delivered if you spell my moniker in an abbreviated form, is there? I chanced on this comment. I'd read up to fill myself in on the minute details. ⚡
RomanceRe: How Bold Are You? Share A Pic Of You And Your Bae/Boo... by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:37pm On Oct 16, 2015
funlord:
grin

Cc: pucaxo and kramofson/thesonofmark!

Some _bitch ass frauds here are attempting to use your names in vain!
Direct link, names and other such requisite information would do. Who on God's green earth is that?
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RomanceRe: Ladies Come In Here And Pick Your Dream Man. by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:17pm On Oct 16, 2015
Mzdivacious:
no... i think this says a lot about ur sense of prejudiced judgement
In any given society, there are standard set of moral guidelines. Unwritten (sometimes even written ) rules which should be adhered to. Any woman who decides to date a cultist or robber is as bad as the cultist.

Twist the argument all you may, missy, but the FACT remains that her even contemplating to date a man of questionable character as stated above tells a lot about her. What more, it's punishable by law. He, and by extension, she (the willing accomplice shielding him from the law by omission or commission) are CRIMINALS. ⚡
RomanceRe: Ladies Come In Here And Pick Your Dream Man. by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:30pm On Oct 16, 2015
FruityLass:
Different words entirely....
I don talk for cultist cheesy
Ritualist I no know

You'd agree to date a cultist? A hoodlum so weak in character that he was easily swayed by his equally dimwitted peers to fit in? A man who can't assert himself well-enough that he had to hide his cowardice in the cloak of the underworld just to be feared/'respected'?

You really want a man like that? I suppose it reveals a lot about who YOU are and the principles you hold dear. ⚡
RomanceRe: Ladies Come In Here And Pick Your Dream Man. by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:23pm On Oct 16, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]How far man!

Done with exams? smiley[/color]

You think exams kept me away from here? Done with it completely. Other things did. It's been a while. ⚡
RomanceRe: Ladies Come In Here And Pick Your Dream Man. by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:00pm On Oct 16, 2015
ibe9ja:
Your dream man is in heaven. Why not take a step of faith and meet him up.

Better still, she should sculpt him out of granite or something.⚡
CelebritiesRe: Photos: See the people that travelled all the way from Chile to worship Fela by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:45pm On Oct 16, 2015
GreenWhiteGreen:
Person dey burn inside hell, you dey jubilate untop wetin ?

Maybe he's already prepared the hottest part of The Hades for you. That's right- exactly where sanctimonious zealots like you belong. ⚡⚡⚡
PoliticsRe: Newspaper Vendor Demands N50m From Asuquo-Etim And Apology For Assault by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:50pm On Oct 16, 2015
MadCow1:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa..... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Its cool bro..

As long as you don try any of that witchcraft bullshit on me.. grin


P.S: I gave you a like for good measures.. cool
I suppose that explains why your one-eyed uncle used your epileptic sister for money ritual and why your dad died of _anal pain overdrive in a sodomized occultic initiation.

Maybe that explains why every other Nigerian tribe discriminates against your people or why your people envy the infrastructures in Uyo. Simpleton-esque fleabag!
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PoliticsRe: Newspaper Vendor Demands N50m From Asuquo-Etim And Apology For Assault by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:42pm On Oct 16, 2015
MadCow1:
Akwa Ibom people...


When they are not being Wiitches and Wizards, they are thinking of ways to exert evil and wickedness on their fellow man. angry




How do you beat a Man, strip him and don't find your money and yet didn't deem it fit to apologise. angry

That how the other time they rioted, they were catching Men, cutting their diicks off and letting them go.. angry Like fhucking seriously? angry
You maledict dimwitted offspring of a leprous dypsohiliac midget!
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PoliticsRe: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers – LIVE UPDATES by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:27am On Oct 13, 2015
Leyemoshood:
oga calm down na grin
If Amaechi isn't going to be screened today then it is a waste of time. Screen the other nominees already! Amaechi's screening is prime!
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PoliticsRe: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers – LIVE UPDATES by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:16am On Oct 13, 2015
Leyemoshood:
only 10 will be screened today

senate president reading the final list of nominees
We are only interested in Amaechi's screening.




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SportsRe: Int'l Friendly: Nigeria Vs Cameroon 3.0 (Live) by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:53pm On Oct 11, 2015
searching4love:
PATRICK OBIAGBON WANNABE, STILL U MADE NO SENSE. I HAVE A FEELING YOUR MOTHER WAS RAPED BY CHIMPS. NO WONDER U REASON LIKE ONE. DICK RIDING FAGGGOT
The only thing positive about the simpleton-esque gyno-humanoid you call a mum is the Syphilis she tested for. Obviously you were a child-slave who sucked _dicks for money while you one-eyed sister lap danced for scrawny midgets in caravans. Your mum conceived you in a _gangbang with lower primates. You never met your father. Little wonder you are searching for love.
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SportsRe: Int'l Friendly: Nigeria Vs Cameroon 3.0 (Live) by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:33pm On Oct 11, 2015
searching4love:
U MADE NO SENSE. FORKING FAGGGOT
You dimwitted misogynistic progeny of a leprous paralyzed marsupial! May your kidneys be fed to piranhas as sport while your osteoporosis-ravaged spine serve as building materials for beavers! May you be _raped by rhesus monkeys in gangs.
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SportsRe: Int'l Friendly: Nigeria Vs Cameroon 3.0 (Live) by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:04pm On Oct 11, 2015
tendercharles:
Human beings and dynamism, if to say nija loss now, na rain of insults and abuse on Oliseh.
Hello alien. Welcome to Planet Earth. Here we are sentient beings.
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SportsRe: Int'l Friendly: Nigeria Vs Cameroon 3.0 (Live) by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:28pm On Oct 11, 2015
[quote author=emperorzz post=38891423][/quote] I'm completely teetotal/straightedged, sir. I'm guessing someone did something to my drink. cheesy
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SportsRe: Int'l Friendly: Nigeria Vs Cameroon 3.0 (Live) by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:23pm On Oct 11, 2015
blueto:
Any your were delighted when DR Congo discomfitted Nigeria undecided

You overtly enunciated that 'you guys were happy and celebrating in Uyo' grin
We celebrated because Enyeama was humiliated. Now efforts are being made to right the wrong.


The team played with more cohesion today than they did AGAINST DR Congo. The noticeable disunity amongst the players evaporated like ethanol in a pyroclastic haze. All when ENYEAMA was recalled to the camp. More than just coincidental happenings. smiley
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SportsRe: Int'l Friendly: Nigeria Vs Cameroon 3.0 (Live) by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:08pm On Oct 11, 2015
The superstitious African in me is tempted to believe that Enyeama's mum has been placated. Her son has been appeased and she's decided to be benevolent. Oh mama, thanks for the kindness.




Wait, did someone put something in my fruit juice while I was at the gents? smiley





Just messing around! cheesy Up Eagles!
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SportsRe: Int'l Friendly: Nigeria Vs Cameroon 3.0 (Live) by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:59pm On Oct 11, 2015
meforyou1:
Truth be said, Mikel is a good player. Nigeria 2-0 Cameroon. Mikel had both assists
Mikel is good all of a sudden,huh? Tomorrow you guys would term him as the worst thing to ever happen to Nigerian football. Nigerians...
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RomanceRe: 10 Good Reason Why Ladies NAG by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:54pm On Oct 11, 2015
codedkode:
at times ladies look sweet wen de nag.
i smile alot wen i c her in dat mood
me smilling even piss her d more but i kip smilling

There's nothing adorable about a woman raising her voice with one hand on her waist and the other illustrating every word she utters, trust me. Alright, sometimes her animated gestures are captivating but just keep your face expressionless.
Smile and she'd accuse you of not taking her seriously. Frown or storm out and you are a bully. ...And not utter a word. Crazy specie.

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