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iamkingzlee:You, a fellow Akwaibomite, is scared of VEGETABLES? Our meals are predominantly leafy. Afang, edikaikong, editan, ekpang... How do you cope? Scratch that - what sort of phobia would make you abstain from the best soup in the world, afang? ♦ |
Rosemary216:Methyphobia is okay. It's not that rare. I have never craved for alcohol all my life and it still seems odd to friends and family 'cause it's not for religious or health reasons. I just do not crave for it. Hopefully, my future wife would also completely abstain from alcohol. I DISLIKE WOMEN WHO DRINK. ♦ |
udysweet:The shelled periwinkle tastes better and it's more nutritious. Even at that, a meal of afang isn't complete without the distinctive sounds of shelled periwinkles being sucked out. Nostalgic, huh? In most street markets where a sizeable number of Akwaibom women are present, the shelled periwinkles are always cut at the end and washed to remove most of the mud. All you have to do is wash the periwinkle thoroughly and discard the water until it is clear. Your meal looks tasty though. God knows I'd kiss the knuckles of an Akwaibom young woman who keeps the home and business fronts well. AFANG ALL THE WAY! ![]() ♦ |
drss: If only the video would be aired on terrestial t.v stations and would made to go viral on social media so even the least partisan person would be aware of it.⚡ |
JewelRegi: Penurious kleptomaniacs like him do not deserve to _copulate or, worse still, sire offsprings of theirs. Eugenics is allowed in this case.⚡ |
bstringz: Crazy dude. In retrospect, it sure did seem like a movie. ⚡⚡⚡ |
pbs4real: Or maybe this is the part where you stand with my lexical noose around your scrawny neck while I slay you slowly with the most scathing replies. Be my guest. Your cyber-tribulation has just commenced. |
TrapLORD:He's following 216 female monikers? Even Sweetorgasm is that bad. It looks like the attendance list of a girls' only school. ![]() ♦ ⚡⚡⚡ |
pbs4real:Save the emotional hogwash for your leprous babymama! You two-timing, perverted randy _cock-led scheming blackmailing oppurtunistic fox! Trying to switch topics after being disgraced, huh? IT'S A GOOD THING YOU HAVE OWNED UP TO BEING A BUTT-LICKER. Live e up to it. Looking forward to reading a recount by you of how faeces taste. Until then, enjoy your holiday in FOOLSVILLE. ♦ ⚡⚡⚡ |
TrapLORD:The point is that inasmuch as it gives me the thrills when imposters are exposed, I defend those who have been verified by others as real. If you must bust a moniker, have your facts right. Of course, if the shaming is initiated by a chronic butt-licker like Pbs' then I'd be tempted to believe the female in question turned down his advances and he's being vindictive. I've got zilch respect for butt-lickers online and offline. ♦ ⚡⚡⚡ |
DrAify: pbs4real:www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/962#35175983 pbs4real: nigerianium:www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/962#35175983 I am Nigerianium. Well, everyone knows that already. I attacked you for being a butt-licker. Now that's what the real "we" do - we present FACTS. ♦ |
pbs4real:Really? Pbs4real, do agree to deactivate your moniker if I post a link to me chastising you for incessantly downgrading yourself by butt-licking random females who dot no even care about your existence, in the DERAILERS' PARADISE precisely? ![]() ♦ ⚡⚡⚡ |
pbs4real:On second thought: Pbs4real,really? "WE"? When did we become "WE"? I remember launching a lexical assault against you in the Derailers' Paradise for being a dimwitted, servile butt-licker. Supposedly, busting monikers and being touted as "detectives" is the 'in-thing' and, like a leech ,you want to partake of the supposed spotlight by basking in the euphoria of what you never were? You wouldn't even recognize Alvan Ikoku if he were in front of you.! When we (the real "we" ) bust monikers, we provide FACTS and analyze the obvious and not-so-obvious CONVINCINGLY and not just baseless accusations. Get it, Mr. Detective-wannabe? ♦ ⚡⚡⚡ |
pbs4real:There's no way I'd get a message you want delivered if you spell my moniker in an abbreviated form, is there? I chanced on this comment. I'd read up to fill myself in on the minute details. ⚡ |
funlord:Direct link, names and other such requisite information would do. Who on God's green earth is that? ♦ ⚡⚡⚡ |
Mzdivacious:In any given society, there are standard set of moral guidelines. Unwritten (sometimes even written ) rules which should be adhered to. Any woman who decides to date a cultist or robber is as bad as the cultist. Twist the argument all you may, missy, but the FACT remains that her even contemplating to date a man of questionable character as stated above tells a lot about her. What more, it's punishable by law. He, and by extension, she (the willing accomplice shielding him from the law by omission or commission) are CRIMINALS. ⚡ |
FruityLass: You'd agree to date a cultist? A hoodlum so weak in character that he was easily swayed by his equally dimwitted peers to fit in? A man who can't assert himself well-enough that he had to hide his cowardice in the cloak of the underworld just to be feared/'respected'? You really want a man like that? I suppose it reveals a lot about who YOU are and the principles you hold dear. ⚡ |
naijaboiy: You think exams kept me away from here? Done with it completely. Other things did. It's been a while. ⚡ |
ibe9ja: Better still, she should sculpt him out of granite or something.⚡ |
GreenWhiteGreen: Maybe he's already prepared the hottest part of The Hades for you. That's right- exactly where sanctimonious zealots like you belong. ⚡⚡⚡ |
MadCow1:I suppose that explains why your one-eyed uncle used your epileptic sister for money ritual and why your dad died of _anal pain overdrive in a sodomized occultic initiation. Maybe that explains why every other Nigerian tribe discriminates against your people or why your people envy the infrastructures in Uyo. Simpleton-esque fleabag! ⚡⚡⚡ |
MadCow1:You maledict dimwitted offspring of a leprous dypsohiliac midget! ⚡⚡⚡ |
Leyemoshood:If Amaechi isn't going to be screened today then it is a waste of time. Screen the other nominees already! Amaechi's screening is prime! ♦ ⚡⚡⚡ |
Leyemoshood:We are only interested in Amaechi's screening. ♦ ⚡⚡⚡ |
searching4love:The only thing positive about the simpleton-esque gyno-humanoid you call a mum is the Syphilis she tested for. Obviously you were a child-slave who sucked _dicks for money while you one-eyed sister lap danced for scrawny midgets in caravans. Your mum conceived you in a _gangbang with lower primates. You never met your father. Little wonder you are searching for love. ♦ ⚡⚡⚡ |
searching4love:You dimwitted misogynistic progeny of a leprous paralyzed marsupial! May your kidneys be fed to piranhas as sport while your osteoporosis-ravaged spine serve as building materials for beavers! May you be _raped by rhesus monkeys in gangs. ♦ ⚡⚡⚡ |
tendercharles:Hello alien. Welcome to Planet Earth. Here we are sentient beings. ♦ ⚡⚡⚡ |
[quote author=emperorzz post=38891423][/quote] I'm completely teetotal/straightedged, sir. I'm guessing someone did something to my drink. ![]() ♦ ⚡⚡⚡ |
blueto:We celebrated because Enyeama was humiliated. Now efforts are being made to right the wrong. The team played with more cohesion today than they did AGAINST DR Congo. The noticeable disunity amongst the players evaporated like ethanol in a pyroclastic haze. All when ENYEAMA was recalled to the camp. More than just coincidental happenings. ![]() ♦ ⚡⚡⚡ |
The superstitious African in me is tempted to believe that Enyeama's mum has been placated. Her son has been appeased and she's decided to be benevolent. Oh mama, thanks for the kindness. Wait, did someone put something in my fruit juice while I was at the gents? ![]() Just messing around! Up Eagles! ♦ ⚡⚡⚡ |
meforyou1:Mikel is good all of a sudden,huh? Tomorrow you guys would term him as the worst thing to ever happen to Nigerian football. Nigerians... ♦ ⚡⚡⚡ |
codedkode: There's nothing adorable about a woman raising her voice with one hand on her waist and the other illustrating every word she utters, trust me. Alright, sometimes her animated gestures are captivating but just keep your face expressionless. Smile and she'd accuse you of not taking her seriously. Frown or storm out and you are a bully. ...And not utter a word. Crazy specie. |
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Fear of Vegetables.
In retrospect, it sure did seem like a movie.
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