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grad2012:
The funniest tin is that when a good woman is getting tired of a man not appreciating her she NAGS. That's wat some men don't know and when she stops nagging trust me she has giving up on u.

mysyto:
Am just tired with the way nigerians reason.....

Buhari can not fix all things in this nation I keep on telling my ppl here in the north that the rate at which they believe in this man that he will soon disappoint them...

ShutTheFhuckUp:

#keep hallucinatinq,
★★HALA HALA MADRID.!

Spanish Ny†mare.

Here's the nightmare:


Wait for it...



Wait for it...


MSN

I bet you and Ronald nearly peed when you saw those letters. Breathe now. Demigod Messi is injured.
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lagmostkuit:
Oh! At last
Someone's got my back!

Yels oh!
#TeamBarcelona for life!

ShutTheFhuckUp:

yhu neva qe† †eam i †ell u...

ronald4lif:
I'm first a man united before a madrista though. Both best in the world.

lagmostkuit:
Barcelona 4 life!

prettythicksme:
hoes aint loyal,am i right?u guys should learn to live with it

You always complain about Nairaland guys 'bashing' girls. Just know I'd use this comment as proof that you girls are _sluts.
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vizkiz:
like what I updated few days ago

Some people people will start typing the obvious memory verse "no girl is ugly" but let me tell you the fact. NOT ALL WOMEN ARE PRETTY just wait, you will start seeing them on this thread. And most of them no even get profile picture

So here goes my own list...



2. You Have Competed In three Or More Miss Nairaland Competitions Without Ever Making The Top Five. Aunty take heart, you no fine at all
(though thesono.fmark discussed the truth behind the competition)

Awon worwor girls oshi

TheSonOfMark:
Number two seems flawed. Miss Nairaland competition is more like a popularity poll. The most liberal and flirtiest female who frolicks most with the ubiquitous, perverted sex-starved members of my gender on this section and who is considered as the least snub tends to get more votes. It's more like the guys paying her back for being a willing accomplice in their decadent, needless chitchats and _cockteasing.
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TeeOw:
both of them are Igbos, so what is your point?

Mprepz:
Lol! I can't try this outside nah! Atleast there is freedom of speech here!

Whatever happens, we love our "Inem" a.k.a AFANG-MELON to bits!

On a more serious note, Enyeama is humble. Trust me. Whenever he visits Uyo, he frolicks with us all. No one is prevented from having a photo oppurtunity with him. And he still organizes competitions in the University with cash prizes. That I know. His siblings are also friendly. And yes, we adore him. Everyone.
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Mprepz:
Enyeama did not try.... Am 4rm AkwaIbom and Enyeama was just too proud!

memyselfndi:
Nd who told you am hiding

I have never done or said anything on nairaland dat will warrant insult to my person

I just wanted d pm's to stop

Needed a fresh start

Dats y i did not put my pics

memyselfndi:
@Cutehector it was jomile

joseph1832:
You just graduated and you're here calling someone who graduated when you were still in secondary school jobless Hian. I fear you but I no run.

Dude, do you have any sense at all?. The more words you spew the more you show just how stewpid you are.

Kindly tell us what you now do for a living since you have the effrontery to call me 'jobless'. Mind you, don't use the freelance writer ruse because that has already been known that you don't freelance anywhere. Not even Nairaland.

And while you're at it please post the remaining male monikers I sleep with. Deep sh!t!!!

Come sef, you don shop today at all? LMFAO!.

joseph1832:
LMFAO. Good God! You're a full blown fool!. I now believe you don't have an ounce of brain cell in that brick you call a brain.

You said men didn't you? And you provided a male moniker, what happened to the rest? Or didn't you know men is the plural of man? it seem you have your brain backwards. Please post the rest male monikers.

This is truly hilarious. Boy, you're truly a dumb f*#k. Its obvious you just go digging comments without even knowing the genesis of the comment.

This weasel called thesonofmark is truly a hilarious mofo. Imagine the moniker he even quoted.

Dude, want some free advice, face your books and leave Nairaland alone. Oh I forgot, you have bricks for brain so you can't follow advice.

By the way, has daddy paid your school fees? LMAO.

mobuch:
I wouldn't normally go dis far, if dis boy called joseph1832 hasn't being pissing me off.

He doesn't know me anywhere in real life, and yet he keeps stalkiing and following me around on nairaland. Monitoring my posts; for what, I don't know. You need to ask him if he is gay, and what business of his is it, if I decide to claim to be rich on nairaland.

Sèun has to bring up a law for banning people who decides to come online to stalk strangers.

So Joseph1832 has been known to STALK MEN long ago?
Follow the link and you'd discover his sexual obsession with MEN.

Cum-gurgling rectum-loving sexuality-befuddled _bastard!
Gay alert!

joseph1832:
And you still haven't made available the link to your so called freelance article.

donphilopus:
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Shut up! If it were APC, you would have been rejoicing that the Party's end is near. Since it's PDP now, you're attacking people. We all know that APC is taking over Ondo come next year. The opinion of the blabbing blabbers does not count!

siraj1402:
Beginning of the end of PDP in Ondo State.

erakab2006:
D wailing wailers are back

TheFreeOne:
Our fallen heroes.

Wish you strength for a better afterlife and may your families find the strength to bear the loss.

moyosore27384:
during OBJ's regime nobody say dt he can't b minister of petroleum o some idiots r nw some noises so dt people go knw say dey too dey talk. make dem go hug transformer.

gwales:
Lol, and now they are fighting themselves. Waiting for the loud mouth Asari dokubo response.

PDP fighting themselves? Interesting.

A quick reminder of ongoing intra-APC power tussles:

-Tambuwal against Gbajamiala
-El Rufai against Oshibanjo
-Saraki against Tinubu
-Sylva versus Oshiomohle
-Ambode versus Fashola.

Need I go on, Señor? I dare to refute this.

APC reminds me of WWE- they fight for PDP's amusement.
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bluaero:
Clark the crook

See mouth service

gwales:
Lol, and now they are fighting themselves. Waiting for the loud mouth Asari dokubo response.

PDP fighting themselves? Interesting.

A quick reminder of ongoing intra-APC power tussles:

-Tambuwal against Gbajamiala
-El Rufai against Oshibanjo
-Saraki against Tinubu
-Sylva versus Oshiomohle
-Ambode versus Fashola.

Need I go on, Señor? I dare you to refute this.

APC reminds me of WWE- they fight for PDP's amusement.
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olamideayodeji1:
Upon all the epistle, na only 2 half pictures u fit post. I tire for u ooo.

Nigerians and our cynical comments.
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sandraokosun:
who u wan decieve? Ur pdp sympathetic clowns who u used and dump, after hoping u would be an obstacle to pmb, now u are sweet to him