Uyi168:
Buhari will go down as the worst corrupt president in the history of Nigeria...

Next level

Money answereth not all things.

WalkerMichael:
This one is just enjoying his life. Low-key.

Are you looking to generate sales or leads for your product or serviced based business? I create and manage Facebook and Instagram ads for businesses.

Can you generate at least a hundred thousand streams on Apple Music or Spotify?

Its already too late. Baba should have kept quiet

I wish to do this someday. #nofear #push #goals

IamSoProlific:
What church in Nigeria genuinely accepts guys on dread coming to worship with them, I'm currently on dread and I am not happy that I no longer go to church (I quit the one I was attending because of how they stare at me while in church), and I'm not ready to cut the dread either.

Recommend an unjudgemental bible believing church for a homie please....

If you're in Lagos, I'll recommend The Elevation Church, You'd be glad you did. Worshipping should be about the heart not the outward (as long as one is decent).

After six months. Weh don sah

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Note the artiste should be really talented and be very passionate.

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2. Get the songs on your socials and streams. (This is no brainer in this time and age.)

3. Get the song on playlists...

4. Start PR moves midway. Interviews, media pally...

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6. Get management. At this point it may start to get complex, so a manager may become necessary.

7. Learn at least one musical instrument, it will help someday and also boost confidence musically.

8. Pray.

Note: I'm just writing this as I'm thinking, so it may not be detailed or analyzed well enough.

damtan:

Who's surprised She creates sparks and controversy for a living. You'll be excellent as a blogger

Seconded!, fame & fortune awaits her warm embrace.

SultanOfAbia:
This mans Eyes are seperated like divorced parents

You are not addressing issues, you're body shaming someone just for likes. When will you grow up? Did he create his eyes by himself? Shame on you.

princetom1:
One last post.

At exactly 3:00AM during the night, my dad breath his last breath. He gave up.

While in hospital, if not for GAZZUZZ, my friends and countless people on nairaland, i wouldn't make it thus far. So many people didn't turn up, now that he is dead, they will wanna turn up. I don't wanna give anybody such joy over my dad death. I am requesting for fund, one last time, to enable me burried him without looking up to those who were never there or those who will say they wanna do party.

Thank u all. Am greatful, and will never forget ur kindness all.

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May he find rest in God's bossom and you the strength to carry on. It will be well...

So Prof is just realizing there's no difference between Buhari & Abacha, you've just woken up sir; good morning!

When I see apparently brainless/brainwashed youths defending Buhari, I know that Nigerians have not suffered enough, they are just pretending to be suffering.

Some have not stepped out of Naija before and have no idea of what a working system means but for those who actually know the difference between Hell and Heaven but still defend the Devil, WEH DON SIRRSS

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Have you noticed the rate of suicides in the last 4 years alone, when you sum all the suicides since 1960 till 2015 is not up to the one witness under kwaraption fighting General.
The following are some of the cause (remember just some of them)

1. Youths out of school, no job no form of social welfare.

2. Even those aged/retired workers don't get the entitlements and end up collapsing on queues.

3. Some youths resort to Yahoo, you arrest & jail them.

4. Some kidnapping, you arrest them.

5. Others learn digital skills and freelance, you harass them, check their phones on the road everywhere. You force them to pay before they are released. Those who know their rights and refused, you tag armed robber/Yahoo boys and parade them on TV.

6. Those who found solution in Sniper, you banned it. Unfortunately you cannot drain the lagoon under 3rd mainland bridge.

7. Thse who learned welding, barbing, fashion design, no light for them to work. Those that have light make 12k at the end of month but get NEPA bill of 15k, LIRS and FIRS are smiling at them waiting for their pound of flesh.
(I heard somebody said even local govt council)

8. Some are happy to receive 30k every month without doing anything meaningful, postponing their doomsday. I cry for them but they are laughing at me.

9. Runs girl everywhere. Ass galore. The most rewarding one is even being aired on TV 24 hrs. You needed to see the number of people that applied (some even died in the process). They said get rich or die trying...

10. I can't type again my hand is aching plus I've got work to do.

Good luck to the lazy youths who will still abuse me for this. The excuse is that PDP 16 years caused it. May God help you.

The people rejoice when the good king reigns but when the evil comes to power? ...you already now the answer. Proverbs 29:2

valenu:
I'm not to be blamed. Me and GEJ are innocent. Only those who chased GEJ away to bring in this government should be held responsible.

As much as I don't support this evil govt, GEJ brought it upon himself. He started losing the love when he increased fuel price on January 1st and refused to revert even with nationwide protest. That singular act was the beginning of his downfall and he has only himself to blame. He was so much loved but took it for granted.

Buhari just like Abacha. A leopard can never change its skin.

Which one is more evil, the girls dancing or the corrupt and deceitful politicians stealing and lieing every day?

adecamp:
Abeg. Who knows how I can get access to my potential babes WhatsApp. She put a password on her WhatsApp. I need to check what's going on there cos we hardly chat on WhatsApp. I'm just wondering why it is locked

You better don't give yourself HighBP. Talk to her about how you feel, if she's truely into you, she might even unlock it for you to see. If you choose to bypass her to check, you may regret it. What do I even know, don't mind me jare.

President = No WAEC/Forged WAEC
SC Chief Justice = WAEC Certificate eaten by termites. (Without remnants)

Welcome to Nigeria

May the lecturer live long. Life is meant to be lived.

GISpro:


I quite disagree. I believe the solution to Nigeria's problem is building responsible youths who cherish honesty and sincerity.

No matter the level of automation, there will still be need for human input.

Yankee101 is absolutely correct. If for example they adopt card reading technology; you drive-in, slot your card i.e make payment & drive off, there won't be need for anybody to steal (at least not at the gate). Some of those workers even become abusive and rude when they expect you to dash them your change and you refuse. It's something I've experienced.

Hisebu:
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Hp liquidation
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Boss, interested are they still available? What does the HP Liquidation mean?

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Boss, is this still available?

Explorers:
El Chapo's wife Emma Coronel Aispuro (center right) is not allowed to visit the drug kingpin in jail but the couple's daughters can.

Two women in the centre. Which one is she, brown or yellow jacket?

Alphamarketer:
I've thought about starting my own youtube channel and gross in money like this

But my problem is what i'll be doing for my viewers

The only think that keeps coming to my mind is cursing Bubu,his love for cows and his failed administration

Shey i should go ahead?

Are you saying there's nothing you're passionate about? Don't let me flog you o

Scam everywhere

Death merchants. This is no doubt a tribal domination madness being orchestrated by the govt. An absurdity like this can not be happening in a country on a daily and the govt is dilly dallying, giving excuses and defending it. It is absolutely criminal and unacceptable. This is 2019 AD.

The worst part of all these madness still are the youths mocking each others tribe and blaming one political party or the other instead of them to stand up and demand the govt to end the shi.t

Totally absurd.

He'll soon be arrested. This is not cool at all

This is so sad. She got carried away and now its landing her 20 years

Crazy and dope. A gypsy's heaven

Gistformant:
Abike Dabiri, chairman of the Nigerians in the Diaspora Commission has said the South African Police is being sued over the assault on a Nigerian resident in the country.

Recall that ex-Big Brother Africa housemate and Nigerian model, Tayo Faniran, was assaulted and strangled by South African police on Friday.

He was going in his car when the police stopped him and assaulted him without any evidence against him. He captured the incident live on camera for the whole world to see what happened and later explained in another separate video how he was thoroughly tortured by the police.

According to an Instagram live video shared online, Faniran was arrested and brutally tortured after he refused to enter an unmarked police vehicle. Dabiri-Erewa, however, got hold of the news and gave a report about the release of Faniran and said she was going to ensure justice was served in this matter.

She said that the South African Police have been sued and that a case is being pressed against them for their brutality.

See more here; http://gistmore.com/nigerian-government-sues-south-african-police-over-assault-on-bba-star-tayo-faniran

Chasing shadows. Sueing SA govt in SA is ridiculous. SA Police is an extension of SA govt.

Rakiticbarca:
sold sir

Oh... Anything close to that available?

Rakiticbarca:
Deal alert

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Boss, is this still available?

President Duterte! The government is actually trying to discourage corruption and ostentatious living but they are doing it in a very stupid way.

They can simply sell the cars abroad and use the proceeds for orphanages or whatever.

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