Shit is ill. Dope as always. Keep it up bro!

With 12 monkeys on stage its hard to see the gorilla.

Before nko? birds of a feather - long as they follow you like mumu, they day they'll have sense, they suddenly become OVERPAID.

#LIFELESS SOMEBODY

PASTOR BUHARI

NaBanga:


Yes I have asked him to do that. However he did not say if it was easy to do or not. I am still waiting for an answer. I suppose I am just worried and need to relax.

Okay, just let the agent know you're awaiting his/her response.

But really, isn't it ridiculous that the Nigerian senate is managing a dispute between two local business; for what reasons were the courts created? Abi Bigi/Pepsi cola are now affecting national security?

NaBanga:
My father wants to visit me in the US. An agent filled out his details but scheduled the interview for Lagos. He cannot travel there as it would not be safe for him. Our family is in Abuja and we would like him to interview there. Is it possible to change the interview location?

Just ask the agent to help you with it, it shouldn't be difficult for him/her to do

Shiorrr?

So the govt has to wait for Alison Madueke's money before Nigeria can develop abi? All the Abacha loots recovered so far, what have you done with them sir? Stay there and be crying up and down. Alison this, Alison that.

#LIFELESS

Say something new abeg

ursullalinda:
This Buhari regime.....what do this people do?

Babe, it's called passive income. You work once and the money continues to come until... Has nothing to do with govt or weather or ehstever. Abeg make I go sleep.

I don't even need to read the article, I know it's part of the NEXT LEVEL package. Some cows brain never reset!

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But really, this is supposed to be laissez-faire system? Why govt should have to determine price of goods/services in a free-market. What a country!

RIP, Economics

WOW!!! Shit is massive! Not hating but I don't think this is necessary though. I guess his policy is YOLO?.

Thank God

As long as the community police is recruited by and belongs to the FG, Amotekun is dead. Period

Confused man...

Bubu: Have some meat, Sirkay
Sirkay: Baba, it's just bone.
Bubu: Okay throw it away then
Sirkay: Nooo, there's some meat in it

iphi:
My boss posted on her WhatsApp story "Who will be my Val" and other series of messages concerning taking her out for Val.

I'm older than her and she respects me, deep down I really like her, I don't know if I should ask her playfully, we chat a lot. I tease her a little bit when she posts a picture that is not fine and we laugh over it.

I want to tell her if she is unsuccessful in her search for a date I can be her back up plan. I don't know if it's a good idea to tell her that. I need honest and matured opinions please.

Honestly, don't try it. Just get her something simple like chocolate box with a short goodwill message.

They could as well incorporate BH with CAC like NNPC and others. Kukuma make the blood-letting official and legal.

#LIFELESS

Oya, zombies come and defend your daddy-dullard lord & saviour. Rev, you have done your part, no doubt. May the grace of God and wisdom be with you always.

A supporter of terror will receive same judgement as a terrorist.

#LIFELESS

Say what?!

#LIFELESS

The dullard-king is never aware of any shit going on in the country. When he eventually get to know by being asked in another country they will blame opposition. The Devil is so unfortunate to have this type of incarnate.

Beautiful write up PrimadonnaO

Based on the soundness of logic and answers proffered during the governorship debate, I believe the ADC candidate would have been a better option but partisanship/dumb politics has so much clouded a lot of people sense of reasoning (especially the youths - they are the ones with the real power). They'd rather settle for mediocrity, lies or both.

Nigeria has become so petty

Every blessed day we struggle with not wanting to give up on this country but the various devlish schemes it just too loud. I'm wondering for how long this hope would last. Even numbers have limit.

Nice write up. Well done hooha.

Osunbade is confused now. Should I follow my spiritual or political father.

tojahh:

Baba, abeg wetin be the name of this dude in the picture. The guy dey always cry up and down. Him mata don tire me.

How can someone be laughing and still be shaking his head? The oxymoron of a mo-ron. Bombings reduce; killing increased. I dont even know whether we should continue to laugh or start to cry. This things are not making sense...

YoungLionken:
You need to see how people are hauling"RIP" on him,on every social media space. Whereas,alot them don't know him until now. That's how somebody on my WhatsApp status uploaded Bryant's pictures with heavy captions,that I was forced to ask if he knew him personally.

How many of us flooded our various online status/stories with photos of the CAN chairman of Adamawa state, who's gruesomely murdered by the boko boys?
Nigerians and hypocrisy

Bro, you should know that people have rights to express their emotions the way okay to them. You don't have to know Kobe personally before you can commiserate. Moreover, he was to a large extent a good person and every sensible person want to associate with such.

Keyword is commiserating.

Selah

Nice move. Anyone with idea what the house might've cost?