What stuck out for me the most was the 'WEAK MANHOOD MANDATE' of the incumbent party's president elect.

The GOAT of GOATS!
Know this and know peace.

Soludo is 'afraid' of Obi but he's too proud to admit. Soludo is no match for Obi in every aspect of life. The sooner he realised this, the better for him.

What happened to all the structures those other parties were bragging about?

Racoon:
MC Oluomo transporting electoral material in a solemn and sensitive national civic duty of election kind where his demigod Tinubu have a major interest? As par Federal Ministry of Transport or NIPOST role?

Another kind of Lauretta Onochie INEC commissioner-ship appointment? How did Nigeria ended this way - with lowering of every possible standard of developing, constitutionality and good governance?

Again, Tinubu, his lackeys, urchins, miscreants and mummified zombies ti lule. It will never be well with anyone still planning to continue to stagnate and rip off this nation. Bunch of retards and fucktards. Forward ever! Backward never!

Nigeria is really really warped. How did we even get here. No proper logistic for transporting sensitive materials except through Danfo people who are 5&6 with thuggery and everything malfeasance.

It is an open secret that Oluomo indirectly controls Danfo people and their operations in Lagos. I think Nigeria and INEC are not ready yet.

Federal MoT is just a mechanism for awarding contracts to greedy politicians & allies. NIPOST is in comatose & barely surviving.

There has to be a way for these things to be changed as soon as possible but for this election, INEC cannot distribute any electoral material timely enough without the support of these motor park people. It's sad but it's the reality.

We know this already. It's the reason there's no money at ATMs and banks shutting their gates. Greedy deep-pocket, wasteful & wicked politicians sucking up all the mints. May God make Nigeria work in our lifetime.

Why she come look like artwork like this. Be like say na Michaelangelo paint the face.

SmartPolician:
Stubborn people - they had since 31st January to return this money but they wouldn't. I noticed that we have grown to see this country as a lawless one. Where nobody takes laws seriously because deadlines MUST be extended. These ones have been caught up in the morass.

saysoo:

Just look at what stubbornness causes. You had 115 days to do this gently with your banks, but no. Nigerians can never be fine.
Forget the leaders. Are they not from among us?

Everything is perspective. I needed cash so bad on Tuesday 14th. All the ATM I visited had at least 200 people plus you may need to fight dirty before your turn (that is even if it gets to your turn before the machine shut down o). I found a POS service selling old currency at 10% and bought some (people were still accepting the note as at then). On Wednesday 15th, FG went crazy with the hammer & everybody started rejecting the money. You expect I should keep the remaining money under my bed? A lot of people may have similar story.

Summary, you should only judge when you've heard their story.

They used to say He is the God that changeth not but as he de go e be like say Him go come be the changing God o!

False prophet

If Kashim becomes president ehn, the Naija people will know what suffering is. All the horrible experiences under Buhari will become 'mic-check-one-two'. Unfortunately that is what Balablublu 'soldiers' are naively pursuing. Even his demeanour is brutish.

Awesome ✊

Johnrake69:
Some men no just dey try. You're doing the children serious harm by separating them from their mother.

So it's okay when the kids are separated from their father?

SILVERLINES:
I'm filled up

The content is about to split

You mean he's a content creator?

mycar:
It's only a foolish person will leave road and follow bush

...and smugglers �

My main SIM has been faulty for 4 days now, each time I visit MTN “we can’t access NIN”. Govt is never good at anything, why use your problem affect others. Always starting what they can’t finish.

I won’t be surprised if they say the database is now corrupt and everybody must register again.

He remain small. All the gra-gra will soon end. That time they will beg you Oga sue us and you would just manage to say ‘Let God be the judge!”

Ecstasy154:
The Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu, is now following the Tinubu Media Support Group on Twitter, The PUNCH has observed.

Shehu, who was among the first presidential spokesmen to tweet after the Twitter ban was lifted on January 13, has been active ever since.

The PUNCH noted that before the ban, Shehu, who joined Twitter in April 2015, followed 365 other accounts.

However, that number has risen to 366; with him being followed by over 1.2 million users.

Our correspondent observed that the latest account he followed was that of the Tinubu Media Support Group.

The TMS with the handle @TinubuMediaS, which was opened after the ban was lifted, also follows the All Progressives Congress presidential hopeful, Bola Tinubu.

The account bears Tinubu’s public declaration to contest for the presidential ticket of the ruling All Progressive Congress.
The group’s profile describes it as a “Volunteer Media Support, BAT Fans, Promoters of BAT’23 project.”

When filing this report, the account follows 460 users and is followed by 961 users, including the presidential spokesman.

The President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), himself has been reticent to name any choice successor, saying, in an interview aired on January 5, 2022 that he would rather keep it to himself to prevent the individual from being “eliminated.”

Pressed for an answer in the television interview, Buhari said, “No. I wouldn’t because he may be eliminated if I mention it. I better keep it a secret.”

https://punchng.com/twitter-garba-shehu-follows-tinubu-support-group/?utm_source=OneSignal&utm_medium=web-push

HUSTLE 101. More cows to jump bus soon. Awon elebi.

This woman's English was far more superior to the gap-toothed general’s rank.

Pun aside, her spoken english was impeccable, I was pretty surprised when I saw her interview sometimes back, I honestly was awestrucked & didn't expect the articulation.

Rest on Mrs Odukanwi.

UyaiIncomparabl:


He'll love his kids more than me just the way a single mother will. I don't want competition of love.

Okay but does this in any way imply you would feel threatened if your hubby shows more affection to your daughter than to you the mother?

sunnyboi:
Engaged to someone called snatcher? no be juju be DAT?

LOL! Soul Snatcha means snatching lost souls for God. He was a member of the gospel rap duo Rooftop MCs. Soul Kieva was the other half

UyaiIncomparabl:
I can't marry a single father.

Why exactly?

TMSMedia:
President Buhari's spokesperson, Garba Shehu described how President Buhari marked his 79th birthday in Instabul, Turkey, IgbereTV reports.

Garba Shehu wrote on Facebook;


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=458365282311528&id=100044141814218

This Dimana is definitely not a Nigerian. Left Naija to celebrate birthday in another country. That’s the highest level of patriotism, quite nationalistic. I hope Erdogan will reciprocate the gesture.

Africa my Africa. A lot of times it’s inexplicable, why not use your powers to invent something that can benefit the people. What’s the use of this one now?

money121:
https://lagosstate.gov.ng/blog/2021/12/10/imota-rice-mill-to-start-production-first-quarter-next-year-sanwo-olu/

I know politicians are basically all the same but Ambode would have finished this by now. Some politicians enjoys the cams.

Let me come and be going…

Idamond:
These couples celebrate 5th year anniversary in prison.
the husband life imprisonment, the wife 5years.

This OP you be old school. They are not in prison jare. It’s a creative expression metaphorically and subliminally describing how they’ve been sentenced to do life together forever. See how you let me bite my tongue now…

Dope. Me like

Racoon:

https://punchng.com/tinubu-was-right-for-calling-buhari-a-tribalist-religious-fanatic-says-obasanjo/

They see evil and support it because of political expediency. Imagine the so called sophisticated people defending all the evil atrocities of this evil regime without a conscience.Shameless chronic irredeemable pathological liars who are in constant denial of their own shadow.Tueh

Hell is waiting for them ALL!. Wicked, evil-infested people.

Skipped!

franchasng:
When you are done fooling yourself, you log off to face the reality that White race made the world a great place it is today for you black ingrates.

Without whites inventing this internet and social media technology we are using to argue, I bet you would have been in your Ubuntu forest running around naked chasing naked village women with nyash like trailer.

What else do black South Africans think about if not woman, sex, drugs, music and barbaric cultures that add nothing positive to mankind?

Everyday you wake up, just thank your God for giving you ungrateful South Africans white people that organized your country, if not, Somali would have been far better than Ubuntu Nation.

I really tried not to comment but I guess I just had to.

You! Yes you, sorry to say it but you are an embarrassment to your skin. You obviously have low self worth to have such frame of mind. It’s a pity. The only prayer I can say for you is ‘The Universe should set you free’.

That most African leaders have failed does not in any way justify your negative assertion about black race. Humanity is evolving and we all may not be able to run at same speed.

I’m a Nigerian and I am yet to see a leader (the world over) whose can claim to have done better than Nelson Mandela. Also, i would love for you to go and research ‘black inventions’ and may be get yourself some ‘light.’

I wish I could go on but unfortunately I got to go now.
You really need to break free from that complex you have caged your soul in, it’s toxic, unhealthy & will do you no good. Peace be upon you.

By the way, the VCs act of kindness melted my heart, she must be an angel in disguise.

Same thing with flour & bread. Bad policies everywhere. Very soon the fake pastor trying to please his bandit-sympathetic master will come and crunch fake data on ease of doing business. Whatever a man sows, he will reap. May your reapings be bountiful!

Greatn3ss:
Sex

I want to become a porn star

Hehehehe!
You need funding for this one? Something you suppose don start tey tey �

everglaze01:
To open a YouTube channel, i have many content to give out. I need to get a good laptop, tripod and camera.

What niche do you intend to go into? Have you done written content? You might want to consider that for a start