₦airaland Forum

They are coming to Nairaland soon. BH is there they're not doing anything but they'll be bullying ordinary people up and down. Just remember nothing last forever!

Freestainworld:
Malami that doesnt know our Nigerian constitution, he just behaves like his boss on the top.

MALAMI = MALAM+I,
Using substitution method:
IMALAM.
Consequently IM A MALAM

Ps: Don't show my workings to Chike Obi o

In 2020 i pray EFCC will have sense. See as they just made this Marley boy blow anyhow. Many didn't even know him until they started making him popular. Now even some pastors are claiming to be Marlian

Later this BH guy will say he's now born again and the masters with SEAL will welcome him with jollof rice and malt. Evil people, your judgement will definitely come.

Nice writing EmpressT. Your words melt like butter on a fresh bake. You should consider writing more, taking a course, or even becoming pro?

Fret not so much, just continue to be real; your love will find you at the right time.

Selah.

See grown man acting like a kid. His patronizing is an open secret.

Dave0116:
I'm a professional tailor with over 6 years experience, I stay in Lagos and currently looking for job
My number: 08067658851

Baba, abeg leave this old confused man. Create a thread and post all your designs there, people will patronize you. I even want to make new set of kaftans sef.

See fear fear! They know there won't be any dictator to shield their fake & kwarapt souls. Hehehehe!

LibertyRep:
Every discerning Nigerian knows this.

PMB is the rallying point in APC and once he's gone, it's to your tent.

I won't be surprised to see Northern politicians return in droves to PDP in 2022 just to retain presidency in the North.

Oil dey your head jare. They all business men; some slow kids have not yet realize that. That's why they fight anyone who doesn't share their myopic understanding.

tyup:
can't some reasonable fella just push him from where's sitting

Baba, why na?

CORRECT!

Osho has been scheming since NLC days but people thought he loved Nigerian workers so much. It was all lies; it was part of the scheme. Short-man dubious.

Karl Marx didn't preach a selfish fraud-type of Socialism.

All that glitter is not gold. That's all!

NotBeenPaid:

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No kinda conditions or situations surprises me no more in Nigeria.

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That's the spirit. Until someone is able to reach that level, he/she'll be bothered by everything and anything cause absolutely everything has gone wrong with Nigeria.

StagethemTVee:
Damilola Mike Bamiloye and his wife welcomes baby girl. In his words: Join us to praise the lord. He added a beautiful daughter of Zion to the family. Make welcome Gloria, Praise, OluwaSemilogo, OluwaTumininu, OluwaSeyifunmi, Deborah.

Nice. I just love the name Deborah aka Debbie. Most people with that name are usually kind-hearted and peaceful.

Memepics:
I'm going to share a vague memory i have of the movie, I've been trying to to download it but everyone i asked doesn't have a clue.

In the movie, i think there some soldiers (i think) on an island or so... There are some beasts that look like half man half dog/lion... If they bite you or scratch you, you become one them. In the end i think only two survived, they escaped with the help of one of the soldiers who was bitten, he sacrificed himself for them to go underground while he blew up the place with gas.

Anyone with a clue of the movie ?

Can you remember the year the film was released and maybe remember any face so search can be easier.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad
Quick recovery to the man

The man go don dey believe the saying that goes:
" For every day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die"

Him be nor think say building go ever collapse on he head for this life

Death is only the beginning niggarz
And we are born to die. The only prayer we should be praying as real niggarrrz is for us to smoke enough weed, drink enough beer, bang enough pussy and make some dope money before we die

Dude, it is well with you

quaintbloke:
As expected, we are having hard right comments here, but why are we soo resistant to differing opinion?
If people consider trousers as improper dressing, why should they be shouted down and heckled?
NYSC should be a scheme of national pride and people shouldn't be forced into accepting what they aren't comfy with. Even proper military women wear skirts, so what's the fuss with hard rightists?

Later we would expect not to be looked down on as Musulmi ladies for dressing like masquerades in the name of religious adherence or we will turn around to scream islamisation when policies aren't made to favour us, yet we dont want to listen to the voice of the minority. Nigerians are rooted in so much hypocrisy.

We really need to be tolerant of each other's inclination.

NYSC (especially camping) is suppose to be a form of combat/hardship simulation. Does army wear skirt to war? Would it be proper when a lady is mounting a wall/tree while guys below be getting distracted by her pants?. Or the lady herself pulling the skirt up to be able to mount/climb/jump a hurdle?

Women in office can choose to wear skirt because their work environment is not affected. If govt would ever allow skirts, they should kukuma cancel NYSC sef. Some arguments don't need to rise at all.

This man has trouble in his genes

I move a motion to vote this as the joke of the decade 2020 - 2030. Oya na, let's go.

See liver so, so herdsmen now dictates who govern Nigeria. Nigeria own don better!

Awol1:
Whose interest is CNN serving since Trump became president?

Sorry, they are not supposed to serve anyones interest, they are to report issues unbiased & truthfully as they happen. Period.

That's why they are the fourth estate of the realm. Same principles applies to all media the world over.

I dont understand. What part of Allen Avrnue. Is it not Toyin junction. Voice of Jacob, hands of Esau.

After a lot procrastination on my part, I've finally decided to start the program.

Good people, are you certified or in the process? Kindly furnish me with any information that you find useful in the process that can also be help.

For example, best learning centre on mainland, access to past question (should I just get texts and self-study), anything or any experience you have or had.

Thanks, God bless.

alexola20:
And the fukcking bastard OBJ and thief ATIKU still get their dirty mouths to talk in public.

Nigerians are too mumu na gragra to each other the poor masses we sabi do.If not people like Obj and atiku would have been killed or if God help them to run away to exile and never to return to 9ja again.

You're still not getting the point, you can't use politics to solve problem of economics. Why blame OBJ alone, was Buhari too not a former president? Until we truely understand what the problem is, we'll just be passing blame on others and nothing will happen.

Edited: I've suggested my humble possible solution to the problem. //few comments above//

BabaOwen:
This country is so messed up. How do we Nigerians really expect our country to grow I look at our budget, convert am to dollar, I was shocked when I saw how much it was in dollars, e small die.

Just imagine say babaginda or abacha don solve light matter, or if OBJ or GEJ had solved it, Buhari for face other things. But, as Nigeria dey now eh, every sector is messed up and we no com get money.

Baba, see it's not about budget size; all we need to do is live according to our means ie no wasteful spending up and down - problem solved. Just go and study what has been happening in Rwanda in the last 5 years or so.

For power to be fixed in Nigeria is simple. Decentralize it. Let each region or state fend for itself and give them at least 10 years. Most will stumble in the beginning but would eventually catch up. The system we're running in Nigeria is ineffective, wasteful and unproductive. The FG wants to control everything politically even though it lacks capacity financially and mentally. Same thing in rail system, policing, mineral resources. Look at all the countries of the world, which among them is using this kind of formulae?

Example, let's say Cross River state is able to generate stable power for its state alone, it should be left to do that but under the current system, that power must go into national grid to feed other state like Kano, Rivers, Ondo etc. Tell me, will any of the 3 states have stable power? To drive my point home, some states are not even producing at all. So now you see?

The problem is primarily based on suspicion and fear by some region that others might develop and leave them behind but it doesn't have to be so. The govt is essentially lazy, lacks vision and want to continue to do lip-service while feeding fat on oil money.

Arrangee gofment. Robbing Peter to pay Paul. What is the name of the Chairman MD again sef?

Five years down, the song is still "we will, we will". This man sabi fool some people sha! Baba, abeg dey your lane and stop giving people false hope.

They deceived you back to back before, if you let them deceive you again, na ya fault be dat.

Why this people just like trouble like so, they no dey tire?

sexymoma:
Teni Mi!! You brought so much into the Nigerian Music Industry
You made us understand u don't need to open your body before you get people's attention... even your freestyle alone na fire
I love you.. Our Nigeria Missy Elliot.

Ah! even Missy sef las las changed her mind when she realized she was on an unhealthy slippery road

Impunity, lawlessness, irresponsible, embarrassing, degrading, shameful... I dont know what to say.

All you've said are true, you can catch them sometimes but not all the time.

OP, if you want to operate it as a proper business, you need to register a business name or Ltd to support it.

Also, you need to evaluate your business model properly, JAMB or any higher institution as it stands in Nigeria today will not use a platform not theirs for the purpose you're intending. If you want to use it as a practice ground for those preparing for those exams however, you may need to get clearance from such exam body as those questions are their copyrights.

Goodluck all the same.