MzPreshie:
Nothing at all..
You said you got 100k from a bet on N'Land likes, right? So I'm thinking the op might be on such bet, with the way he was clamouring for likes and shares last night.

owkay

If dude is really serious for likes and shares....

He should

1- hustle to be among the 1st 5 commenters on any political topic on fp
2-he should just write.... 'JONATHAN MUST GO ..... SAI BUHARI!!!'
If he gets anything less than 150 likes before sundown, he should call me a baskad

It's a really cheap way... But if he really wants it... That's the way

Ok

#bakfromban

The op is so much on point... The nyansh of the fowl has been totally exposed...


Most girls' virginities are like Baba Ijebu....even if you have never won sh**t, you can always brag about how you win a couple of millions every other month.... Na only God dey see una

Other reasons she might want to lie about her virginal status include-

1- Her pastor calls all virgins out during Sunday service... And her parents who have taken their time to bring her up in the 'way of the Lord' are expecting their daughter to stand up and make them proud

2- The habit of lying perversely is already embedded in her DNA ... Even her 'Good Morning' is often a lie.... She just can't help lying about everything... These ones can even muster enough liver to come to church and give well concocted false testiomonies, just to increase their rep among 'the gathering of the saints'.....

Point is, if they can lie to God, lying to mere mortals will certainly be a walk-over for them...




DISCLAIMER- I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER I POST IN THIS SEXTION...


#pleasedontban

elantraceey:


hian i reserve my comment sha but your claims are not true o

Ok


Shalom

MzPreshie:
Op, why are you so bent on getting likes and shares this night? Are you on a bet like Tinubu?

Ok


What has Tinubu done this time

What a strong man

He is going all Jack Bauer on a woman, When his mates are in Borno showing their true masculinity


People like these need to be compulsorily conscripted into the Army, and posted to Borno.... Nigeria really needs strong and angry men like him over there...

But

Why is the woman looking as bleached out as a stranded and dehydrated whale .... And a man's preeek is supposed to stand at the sight of that zebra body


I probably now understand where the man's vexation truly lies...

She has rendered him impotent

Failure is indeed an orphan


Too many people abandoning the sinking ship....


Seems the Otueke fisherman is being left to sink alone....


Chaiiiii.... DIARIS GODU OOOO .....


THE HANDWRITING ON THE WALL IS NOW SO CLEAR....

Religion and politics are like oil and water.... They don't mix well

All these recent politicization of religion is a very ugly and unwelcome development...

GOD IS NEITHER A PDP MEMBER NOR AN APC MEMBER


Anyway... Mbaka or no Mbaka


JONATHAN FOR OTUEKE 2015

elantraceey:



hmmmmm , i see

But there are a lot of willing 'Holy spirits' roaming this sextion...


Being so wonderfully made, i can already imagine the scramble for your affections

ireneony:
smh......
That love.....keep your desire to yourself.
Just stay out of my way...
You deliberately said sleeping dog, cos you know I must reply..
Na because of you I enter nairaland

Baby, please don't take it cardio-vascular

I am yet to take my weed this evening...

So I am in no condition for a dog-fight

[quote author=ireneony post=29617816]smh......
That love.....keep your desire to yourself.
Just stay out of my way...
You deliberately said sleeping dog, cos you know I must reply..
Na because of you I enter nairaland [/

ireneony:
stay out of my way before I will muda u

But if you murdering me is the only way I am going to have you, then I will gladly be murdered

True love contemplateth all things...

ireneony:
stop calling me your e-life, I didn't like It...
Am not joking

You are not my e-life...

You are the love of my e-life

But I am really scared of you

You really sound like you could murder me in my sleep

elantraceey:



you would have simply told me you don't like me nau

Élan, It's not you.... It's me


I am already someone's Holy Spirit...

elantraceey:



You don't need to look like him , you're already in his image and likeness

But I am not 'him'

Not to worry


I will send Madcow1 to come and comfort thee >:\

ireneony:
your mate are bringing great ideas to eradicate poverty, you are here cyber bullying a lady. .
I pity you

Cyber-bully my one and only e-darling?

The love of my e-life ..... The Walmart of all my emotions


GOD FORBID BAD TIN

elantraceey:



how can i be on my own when you are with me?

Do I look like the Holy Spirit?

Sister.... My prayers are with you.... But I am not with you

ireneony:
who is a sleeping dog

Shey I call person name ni

But if you like the name, feel free to officially inform me of the change of name

elantraceey:


8/10


That's pass mark o


i nor even need the extra two marks self , i dash ireneony

You want to wake a sleeping dog



O.Y.O

elantraceey:






No2 suits moi

Having measured your pishure on the Tinubu Richter scale.....

A girl confident enough to upload a pix in which her hair is unmade is worthy of an....





















8/10

Please submit full body photo to claim the remaining two marks

Kachisbarbie:


No comment the one wey go send you back abeg.


ehn, truetalk sha.
.....but that my reason still follow.

I have put on the whole armor of God

#icannotbebanned

Ok

#bakfromban

CONFIDENTIAL LETTER

Dear Mr Boiled-Corn,

I am happy to inform you that Yahweh hath revealed unto his servant the reasons why babes on Nairaland choose bust and face shots over full body shots... Please note that this vision is 100% accurate like bullet from actor's gun. And you are the privileged recipient of this celestial revelation. They are thus:

1- They are flat... These ones hath been fearfully made by Yahweh. Diverse implements have to be brought in to mitigate the disaster. Push-up bras, Marykay, concealer, aborted baby oil, blushers, eyeliners, and secondary hair can work a lot of miracles on upper body parts.... Apart from the the 1500 naira nyansh-enhancers, little can be done for supplementing lower-body endowments... If you no get am, you no get am be dat.

2- They are too perfect... These ones have been wonderfully made by Yahweh.. They have no need for mortals' approval of their perfection... In fact, they would rather you kept your lecherous eyes off their body... The fact that they even deem us worthy to behold their angelic faces and Cowbell busts, is a matter for which we should all praise Yahweh for...

3- The Trannies.. Hmmmm ... Yahweh hath commanded thee, o Boiled-Corn, to preach the message of salvation to these ones.. Boys masquerading as girls is a sin that Yahweh abhoreth from the depth of his being.... Their damnation awaitheth them like an armed robber ...

DISCLAIMER- I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER I POST IN THIS SEXTION...


#pleasedontban

The ministry is moving steadily



We go beat GEJ home and away.....


But op.... This your tv sha.....


Not to worry


When Buhari wins, he will buy you a brand new television.... So keep up the hustle

Summary of the story....

They didn't steal the meat from the pot...The meat was taken from the pot and given to Bingo, so that Bingo would chill and not bite the owner....


Whichever way, the meat is all gone... And it disappeared during the fisherman's watch


Next thing they will tell us is.... We all have to be sold into slavery in order to realize funds to breast-feed the economy and defend the integrity of our beloved Naira

He can block the road....

But he can't block our votes





JONATHAN FOR OTUEKE 2015

Ok


He can block our roads....

But he can't block our votes



JONATHAN FOR OTUEKE 2015 !

ireneony:
Op you need a hot slap for this.....
I wonder if you are Living in a jungle......I don't see any sexy lady here all I see is the "terminator"

You shaaaaaa

No girl dey ever fine for your face....


Oya wear only black pant snap pishure make we see

Those two dudes in the first pishure... What are they looking into

See Raw energy

Hope she is this energetic in Bed sha....

BREAK ONE AND A THOUSAND WILL ARISE








#IAMCHarlie

So, after eating her yam for 24 years, the man decides that he now wants rice with fish stew


Whatever issues they had did not necessitate his taking a second wife..... After all Sarah gave birth to Isaac in her old age.... Isn't marriage supposed to be 'for better, for worse'


But that woman sef dey vex too much.... See as she don commandeer the man's preeek like militant wey commandeer oil-pipeline...

And these same university eggheads will employ maximum vocabulary in criticizing government, and accusing it of not following due process of law


Notice has been given... Judgement has been delivered against them.... Yet they choose to form Jack Bauer....


This is one of the disadvantages of democracy... Too many peeps taking the government for granted

BREAK ONE AND A THOUSAND WILL ARISE







#IAMCHarlie